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Christianity Etc › Re: The Occult Or Occultism! by codedgalaxy: 9:10am On Feb 01, 2021

Cool

Romance › Re: Teach Us What You Know About This Type Situation. by codedgalaxy: 9:22pm On Jan 31, 2021

"breath of fresh air"
(in brother shaggi's voice)
Shey u dey whine me lol cheesy

Breath of fresh air ko, breath of dragon ni grin

#CODEDGALAXY

Romance › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Slayqueens by codedgalaxy: 7:27pm On Jan 31, 2021

Eh ehn let me borrow a word from dem slay queens and comment. Mm-mm-mm-mm mmm Whats that word i am looking for ? Ok sorry i now remember___
"MAD Oooooo" cheesy

#codedgalaxy

Romance › Re: Does She Really Likes Me Or Pretending Hard by codedgalaxy: 7:02pm On Jan 31, 2021

Keketu:
hello please you need green pill. Thit is apparent that your friends does not really like the girl. However this are loop hole green pill will fix, thank to keketu , please check my profile for green pill thread

my bro there is noting like green pill is either the blue or the red pill or for compromise sake we can just add the purple pill(that is a combination of both).
Thanks.

Romance › Re: Teach Us What You Know About This Type Situation. by codedgalaxy: 6:03pm On Jan 31, 2021

I understand and sincerly speaking its really annoying. as in like if i just shut up na everywhere go cold .
the truth is that girls are talkatives(no offence) in nature but when in a relationship they are sometimes reserved especially when u guys didnt started out as freinds. But, u can help that situation by going all detective (007) on her.

1] By asking her leading questions instead of direct question. ie dont ask questions that ends with a yes or no as answer.
Eg. Instead of asking her have u eaten? Which has a yes or no as an answear just say "so tell me sweetie what did 'you' eat today" that way u have given her a medium to express herself. Notice the word 'you' in the sentence , Never underestimate the power of that word. so when next u are around a woman dont forget to say things that affect her one way or the other that way u can always have something to talk about.
2]or mr. op u can just skip the convo and address the "fvcking" matters at hand lol cheesy

#redpill4life
#mgtow
#codedgalaxy

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Romance › Re: Dear Nairalanders How Effective Is Okafor's Law Of Congo Dynamics? by codedgalaxy: 3:57pm On Jan 31, 2021

MJlee31:
Which one is ngozi law... abeg i no wan laugh pls��

oya for those of you still shouting which one be ngozi law oya take am loi cheesy

codedgalaxy:
Ngozi law of congo states that when an object(ur pe**s) is emerse in water (her congo) the weight of the object is proportional to amount of liquid displaced.
So therefore if the object of x (an ex) has displaced enough water in the aforemention law the the theory is likely to be tried again.
Sense will not kill me.

#codedgalaxy

MJlee31:
Which one is ngozi law... abeg i no wan laugh pls��

oya for those of you still shouting which one be ngozi law oya take am loi cheesy

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Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone Who Has Done Plastic Surgery? by codedgalaxy: 3:25pm On Jan 31, 2021

Whats the diffrence?
From xpression to darling superster to marykay to channels all in the name of beauty and makeup isn't that enough surgery. Mtchewwwww.
Brother even that ur girlfriend face, (in emmanuela's voice)
That is not her real face o.

#codedgalaxy

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Romance › Re: "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 3:03pm On Jan 31, 2021

BlueAir:
oh I know that for sure. And I never expected any better. expecting loyalty and genuinety from today's bitchess is not part of me .. I only keep mute like I don't know she was communicating and fucking him "behind" and in dream. Las Las she realized me sef was only there collecting my own share of her tiring puna. I no tell the idiott to stop coming

lol i sight a fellow "R mate", abeg i no mean the other "R mate" o. what i mean is " REDPILL MATE" cheesy

#codedgalaxy

Romance › Re: Does She Really Likes Me Or Pretending Hard by codedgalaxy: 2:48pm On Jan 31, 2021

Dear op there are lots of things that will make a woman behave like that.
1) you may be pushing the friendship way beyound her comfort zone probably so you can hit and run which she may have sensed.
2)she may not be good with calls. I know a lot of girls(people) that are afraid of calls,something like a call phobia.
3)wants are not needs pls in every relationship try to find out what tickles ur other partners' fancy. U may be buying her gift when all she wants is ur attention .
4) upgrade ur dating drill ur old version don japa lol cheesy

5)op u must not fvck every thing that moves .no go carry urself by ur self kill urself
6) i always believe in confrotation, just find a convinient time and ask her why she doesn't like to call u.

But alway remember sey wahala be like keke i no dey hard to enter.

#codedgalaxy

Romance › Re: Ceiling Fan Slashes Lady’s Hands As #silhouettechallenge Video Goes Wrong by codedgalaxy: 2:15pm On Jan 31, 2021

There is an advantage to this though the good things there would be no need for any red or blue filter. Her blood go make am red grin

which will make it more realistic and entertaining lol. Mtchewwwww nonsense

#codedgalaxy

Romance › Re: Ceiling Fan Slashes Lady’s Hands As #silhouettechallenge Video Goes Wrong by codedgalaxy: 2:07pm On Jan 31, 2021

MickzyDonald:
she wants to show but fan no gree

ha ha (ironically) more like the fan was not a 'fan'.

#codedgalaxy

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Romance › Re: "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 2:02pm On Jan 31, 2021

Figger:
the value of x(ex) is present - past = greater future. so fvck my exes I don't miss u.

oga calm down ur blood dey hot. So what if the value of x(ex) come rise like dollar grin

. Lol no mind me joor.
Love ur fomular i swear. I think i will give it a try.

Romance › Re: "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 1:50pm On Jan 31, 2021

BlueAir:
No time for nonsense. I simply tell my ex girlfriend who talkes about her ex "can u let me rest" ? Or "u don't have better things to think of?"

i tell u guy the (ex) x element is really a hard one to eradicate. Even h2so4 no fit .

Romance › Re: "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 1:44pm On Jan 31, 2021

JaneYave:
Fixing a gaze, stern look, acting mute or overly interested will send a msg that boundaries are crossed..You could sweetly voice out in a lighter mood like 'ex is past, let's talk about the present'

"ex is past " mmm love that line sound like a line from a movie . Got the message though.
thanks

Romance › Re: Ceiling Fan Slashes Lady’s Hands As #silhouettechallenge Video Goes Wrong by codedgalaxy: 1:19pm On Jan 31, 2021

Nothing bad there na cheesy

the ceiling fan was a 'fan' that was just trying to shake hands with her lol grin

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#redpill4life
#mgtow
#codedgalaxy

Romance › Re: "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 1:05pm On Jan 31, 2021

JaneYave:
Play deaf ears and ignore it. You can use body language to tell how uncomfortable you are

body language?
can u pls expansiate on that term pls.and how to put it in effect. Thanks

Romance › Re: "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 1:01pm On Jan 31, 2021

Cholls:
My brother my ex this and my ex that for me...why! why! why!

lol the whinnig no be here o .its just getting too much guy

Romance › Re: "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 12:58pm On Jan 31, 2021

Figger:
the value of x(ex) is present - past = greater future. so fvck my exes I don't miss u.

lol

. I gat u though thanks.

Romance › Re: "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 12:52pm On Jan 31, 2021*

kalu61:
man up bro.

Tell her if she thinks her ex is better than you that she should leave you alone.

If she discuss the bad side of her ex, tell her to stop.

As long as she keeps talking about her ex, you de one chance.

one chance? Ha ha she dey three chance lol grin

is not like i give a fvck about the ex o but,but its just annoying

Romance › "My Ex This My Ex That" by codedgalaxy(op): 11:31am On Jan 31, 2021

Godday to nairalanders in the house pls.
Growing up i never knew why the maths teacher always told us to "find the value of x (ex)."
Untill i grew up and started dating.then did i realize that the value of x(ex) can never be over emphasized cheesy

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So my question is this, have you ever been in a relationship where your partner keep bring up their exes during conversations?
If so how did you cope with it?.
Pls feel free to share your experiences thanks.

P.s= before jumping into any relationship pls try to find the value of x (ex).

Romance › Re: Dear Nairalanders How Effective Is Okafor's Law Of Congo Dynamics? by codedgalaxy: 10:32am On Jan 31, 2021

Now i know why our maths teachers back then always emphasize we should find the value of x (ex) cheesy

Pls b4 u jump into any relationship pls always find the value of x(ex) to avoid stories that touches the heart. cheesy

I repeat find the value of ex. The value of ex can not be over emphasized.

#redpill4life
#mgtow
#codedgalaxy.

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Romance › Re: Dear Nairalanders How Effective Is Okafor's Law Of Congo Dynamics? by codedgalaxy: 10:20am On Jan 31, 2021

Made619:
Don't worry you'll put the pieces together when an ex to your girl applies the law effectively.

respect bro cheesy

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Romance › Re: Dear Nairalanders How Effective Is Okafor's Law Of Congo Dynamics? by codedgalaxy: 10:13am On Jan 31, 2021

Made619:
Hahah.....never knew Archimedes had a wife called Ngozi who modified his principle.

Bro no joy 4 9ja make make we try dey catch cruise small small till oluwa go reason our matter and show love. cheesy

#codedgalaxy

Romance › Re: Dear Nairalanders How Effective Is Okafor's Law Of Congo Dynamics? by codedgalaxy: 7:29am On Jan 31, 2021*

Ngozi law of congo states that when an object(ur pe**s) is emerse in water (her congo) the weight of the object is proportional to amount of liquid displaced.
So therefore if the object of x (an ex) has displaced enough water in the aforemention law the the theory is likely to be tried again. grin

Sense will not kill me.

#codedgalaxy

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Romance › Re: Is It Right For A Man To Kneel Before Proposing To A Woman? by codedgalaxy: 7:34pm On Jan 30, 2021

IamPlato:
your truth carries enough bitterness

But even bitter leaf dey sweet na ha ha grin

Truth be told we gat's free some of our bros living in emotional[pussy] bondage na >:

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Romance › Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Seen Someone Selling (18+) Pictures by codedgalaxy: 11:07pm On Jan 29, 2021

I dey come make i buy kpof con grin

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Romance › Re: Is It Right For A Man To Kneel Before Proposing To A Woman? by codedgalaxy: 8:35pm On Jan 29, 2021

every guy out there pls bear this in mind dont let those telenovelas, soap opera and love songs(blues) decieve u pls. kneeling before a girl is not only un'romantic as a man but also humiliating . I once had an ex who told me that whatever i do i should never kneel before any woman because its embarassing for them and also means disrespect for ur self as a man [a king].
Thats why i stick with erigga( good loving) no time for 'simp'ling abeg.
#mgtow
#redpill4life

Romance › Re: Not Able To Push My Penis Into Her Vagin by codedgalaxy: 2:52pm On Jan 29, 2021

Obingo:
Weak erection? hell no. I only started loosing erection after trying severally to no avail.
Now, we both can't look at each other straight into the eyes

Romance › Re: Not Able To Push My Penis Into Her Vagin by codedgalaxy: 2:51pm On Jan 29, 2021

Obingo:
Weak erection? hell no. I only started loosing erection after trying severally to no avail.
Now, we both can't look at each other straight into the eyes

sorry dude.but i will advise u stop looking at each other and start sending shivers down her spine .this will give her the lubricating effect u both need. kiss

Obingo:
Weak erection? hell no. I only started loosing erection after trying severally to no avail.
Now, we both can't look at each other straight into the eyes

sorry dude.but i will advise u stop looking at each other and start sending shivers down her spine .this will give her the lubricating effect u both need.

Romance › Re: Not Able To Push My Penis Into Her Vagin by codedgalaxy: 1:56pm On Jan 29, 2021

Obingo:
Not able to push my penis into her vagin

I am newly married and tried to have sex with her few times. At the time of intercourse I am not able to push my penis into her vagina. Intially my penis getting harder while keep on trying to push my penis losing its erection at the time of intercourse. it entered only twice. Please suggest some solution to my prblm.
We are both novice and sex seems quite difficult

brother there is hardly any size of d**k that a womans vj can't accomodate.
U may be suffering from weak erectiom. but i would advise u both to work more on pre-intimacy,trust me enough juice go flow and when u go slide am in e go enter one way

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Romance › Re: The Deeper Life Lady I Want To Marry Doesn't Want To Know My Place by codedgalaxy: 3:54pm On Jan 28, 2021

Cholls:
My brothers should we tell him?

he's (simp)le guy cheesy

Cholls:
My brothers should we tell him?

he's (simp)le guy

Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by codedgalaxy: 9:04am On Jan 28, 2021

If u dare give me any like i swear u go broke angry

If u dare give me any like i swear u go broke

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