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Frankly, I don't do weddings. I've been to maybe 3 weddings in the past 10 years.

If I had it my way, I'd have 20 people tops at my wedding.
I might be dreaming though, I never see the girl wey go 'gree that kind.

Sorry to say, but the whole big wedding thing is usually bride's mother's doing.

#justsaying

Abegi!

That is a prowler and what looks like a drop mustang.

Who wrote worth $100,000?

Nigerians are easily fooled.

$38k (N6.7m) tops will get you both landed in Nigeria.

Gba be!

Se you people can't read English?

How is "I hope nobody really does that" taking a swipe at the artist?

#dead abeg.

Whoever posted this is just trying to be provocative.

Nothing here.

Besides 75% of music made today , Nigerian & foreign;
all that "POP" crap is garbage for content.

For me this is the perfect scenario jare!

The way to go.
I plan this for myself as well but you know naija mentality, they will say
I wan' carry their daughter on a shoestring budget.

The problem now is to find a nice level-headed girl (and her family) who
aint worried about ceremonies and just cares about how much I love her to want
to marry her.

What's an elaborate ceremony got to do with?

Carry on my guy. Nothing do you.

What to do.,

I am totally sick of these ISP troubles and it seems they are all now conspiring to
put me out of business.

For the past 2-3 years I've used MTN 3G but for the past 3-4 weeks it has been unbearable.

I used Starcomms 1x, Multilinks, Visafone 1x, Visafone EVDO, Zain before MTN, and
it served me just well until recently.

Now I can't take it any more and was considering Swift, but from what I am reading
they too might not even measure up. If you're talking barely reaching 256kbps on Swift,
that is a joke. I get 400-600kbps easy on MTN but the problem is lately it is very erratic and unstable.


I absolutely need my internet to be fast and reliable as I am a web developer and usually
working on one site or another.


I live in Ikota along the Lekki-Epe axis very close to Eleganzas house just after Chevron.


Anyone in the area that can offer any advice.


HELP!!!!

What to do,

I am totally sick of these ISP troubles and it seems they are all now conspiring to
put me out of business.

For the past 2-3 years I've used MTN 3G but for the past 3-4 weeks it has been unbearable.

I used Starcomms 1x, Multilinks, Visafone 1x, Visafone EVDO, Zain before MTN, and
it served me just well until recently.

Now I can't take it any more and was considering Swift, but from what I am reading
they too might not even measure up. If you're talking barely reaching 256kbps on Swift,
that is a joke. I get 400-600kbps easy on MTN but the problem is lately it is very erratic and unstable.


I absolutely need my internet to be fast and reliable as I am a web developer and usually
working on one site or another.


I live in Ikota along the Lekki-Epe axis very close to Eleganzas house just after Chevron.


Anyone in the area that can offer any advice.


HELP!!!!

I'm guessing the notion arises based on your personal experiences.
How about starting a new thread OP: "Why are the men I attract useless?"

If it smells like a dead rat, it is a dead rat.

Nigerians are very good at complaining about everything but we sit on our asses and do nothing about it.

You all bitching, start a new forum site.

@benodic

Perfectly fine (if you are not a Christian),
but the for Christians, which I am one, hell is the where those
who do not go to heaven end up.

And I can't believe anyone is destined for hell,
or else there was no purpose for Jesus to come to
the world.

hmmm! not good enough,


The question is destiny though.

If you say man is destined to be with God (heaven),
no one goes to hell.

So there's a problem with the argument.

@benodic

thus, there is no hell?

To me that whole "God knows the beginning and the end" is a misnomer,
especially uttered by (conveyor-belt produced, uninformed) pastors


Certainly, if you believe in God (the Christian God), then you know you have the choice of
accepting Jesus (or not).

Our good God, if he knows the end already means he has predetermined those that will go to heaven and those that will go to hell.

Thus, you don't have a choice (if he knows the end).


We control our own destinies.
It is ever evolving.

bLeSs!

It's funny, that.

"What's your BB" is the reigning catchphrase friends.

When I get asked, I just say I don't use one.

Bet you haven't met one of those girls that buy a 60k blackberry but "BUZZ" people and you gotta call them back or buy them credit.

Amusing, that.

I have my Android Galaxy 5 and I carry it with pride.

Omo! Dangote even now floors Nicky Oppenheimer of DeBeers?

Somebody ask the man how he has quadrippled his fortunes when the world has
been in a recession the past 4 years and the Nigerian stock market absolutely crashed.

Incredible, if it is true.

koolchicco:

Leave that dunce, he's trying to score a vulnerable chick.

Funny to read all these self-righteous know-it-alls.
I wonder how far from 100% perfect all your lives have been since
you graced our earth with your presence.

@OP Just keep your head and be as smart.
It is 50/50.

It depends on how long he has been separated or divorced from his wife.

He's probably still reeling from what happened between them so it's a problem.

In time, he will drift away from her and become yours.

But you need so go slow with him as well, date for at least two years.

If it still is the same, then you need to end the relationship.

- (Been in his shoes and I thought I'd never stop either. Time heals, and I have moved on with my life)

Take care.

Fleetwood Mac - Oh Daddy

I was about to go open with GTB, but now reading from these comments it doesn't look likely.

Info. is gold.

See you still sold it for around 6 grand.

Thundersub was distributed elsewhere in the world as "Space Carrier Blue Noah."

Just for those of you, like me, were looking for it.

Cheers.

funkybaby:
slowpoke !

Your prick is still erect and pointed at me. 

. You come here acting like am the next worst thing since viagra while each and everyday you cant keep your thoughts off me on this forum.

this is my last word to you on this thread.

anuofia!

awwww. how touching 

lmao!

the woman full o'spice.

But I know for certain that initially when they create the account,
and then it is accessed from Nigeria the account will be limited and they request
verification. But as you just noted they will get it un-limited.

Good piece of info vixar.
I totally need it.

Much appreciated.

vixar you access the paypal account from what country?

@ adeexy

I gave in to these DSTv crooks.

The coverage is good, but gosh man $60 per month.

This is legal rape!

@Adeexy,

Where can I get the card and hd decoder?

Yes broda!

It's the only thing I can watch TV these days.

Gotta have my prem.

Abeg, make una show me the way.