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Killz:

Sex is fccking overrated. . .

true talk!

OP , try your best to move on.

We all in the same boat @bisjosh.

guys alyways looking for good girls.
girls looking for good guys.

funny thing is I've never met some1 that
ever thought themselves to be a "bad" person.

dunno they answer really,
me too i don tire for am.

truetalk my guy.

tired of these lame-Os

Seriously tell me what you offer frankly cuz I ain't seen it.

Plus I'm celibate so you gotta give me
something other than your drawers.

Let me tell you a secret: There forever is redemption with Jesus.

Not an easy one, but the husband can forgive her.

It is a test of true love.

guy! there's some1 else she fancies. end of.

who else thinks doe-eyed and sauer need to get room?

dear God.

I don't understand why people cannot just leave sex out of it for a minute.
Christianity (and even Islam) teach sexual purity for a reason: save yourselves from heartaches such as these.
I bet that burning desire to have sex comes nothing close to the pain and panic the concerned individuals are now experiencing.


She has to have to the baby.
Her husband will have to forgive her.



Na wa oh!
This one is a real stinker.

I wish I was her BF.

Date a woman for 7 years and you propose to her.

She's having a problem saying yes because you picked up
a few pounds around your gut.


Hopefully for him, you will say no.

love ko, love ni.

rubbish shallow broad.

You aint hanging 'round the right corner lady.

Come about "fine" boys!

We here!

Write him a lover letter, only to be read after he leaves the house for work.

Tell him (in your own words) how much you love and adore him-
and how your inner woman is passionately yearning his caress.

get some badass lingerie.

take care.

depends on how old you both are.

if even after the 5 years you "give" him, he is
over 25, then i see no problem with it.


having said that, don't date or marry someone
who you cannot respect or take lead from.


be well.

Dyt: tot u had a date wit CoderXo

hA!

lol is Dyt toasting for me?


Taniboo, I just sent you an email.

myself2:

guy! shake may hand!

Quite astute @amacao. Well said.

Don't take whatever is uttered by your pastor as fact.
Read your Bible or did he dare you ever disagree his teaching?


We need to be discerning Christians.
Hear and read the word and chew on it in our hearts and minds.




Let me give you common-sense Christianity.

i. If you are trying to look it up (whether or not it is a sin), it probably is.
ii. If you are trying to find justification of something you do (that you publicly wouldn't admit), don't it.


Simples!


Praise God.

Ha! @1stcitizen

First, I wasn't the first to mention Onan.

Second, if your English comprehension is half-decent, you will understand
I mention it to deter others from doing so- saying that it is valid proof in
the Bible that "jacking-off" is a sin.

Third, you can deceive yourself you are "jacking-off" thinking about your wife or husband, 7 out-of-10 times,  
you aint.

Fourth, any man (of good age) who comes on here and says he hasn't in the past is telling stories.
Be not ashamed of your shortcomings. Acknowledge them, in so doing, you know how to deal with them and
find ways to avoid them.


Five, praise God.

"Self-service" used in this case really is incorrect but we all know what it means now in the context used by the pastor asking the question.

"Pleasing oneself" or "Masturbation" or "Jacking-off" is what we are talking about.


Masturbation is a sin.


I've researched it a bit and the general response to it is the "Sin of Onanism"

Funny enough I had never heard this argument until tonight in my church when our assistant
pastor referred to it.  Coincidentally, I come on NL the same night and it's been talked about otherwise.
(I didn't know Pastor Chris was stirring the pot again)


So, the "Sin of Onanism"
This comes from Genesis 38:8-10, when Onan became his dead brother's widow's husband.
When he laid with her- as he was about to ejaculate, he pulled out and did his bit
(squirt, squirt) all over the floor.  Onan was struck down (ie. killed) by God.
So in religious circles, when you masturbate, you end up squirting on the floor (any place not in a woman).

By some "theologians", with this comparison, masturbation is a sin.

However I do not accept this,

Yet,  I still say: Masturbation is a sin.

My reasoning comes from Jesus' teaching from Matthew 5:27-28 that
if only you lustfully think the thought of fornicating with a woman,
you have committed adultery.

When was the last time you "jacked-off" and didn't have some ex-girl, or new prospect in mind?

End of.

Masturbation is a sin.

Don't do it if Jesus is truly your savior.

Amen.



The discussion is not about what the Bible is.
Reading it and Salvation is a choice.
Do you!

Let me lay it down for you champ.

1. There is no (real) market for your expertise in Nigeria.

2. You can come to Nigeria and do well but it will be unlikely that you will
make that kind of money working for anyone. That kind of salary is what
"bank managers" and experienced oil workers make.

3. Yet, you can come back. If you have good cash saved up to get into your own
business here and be successful. There is money to be made in real estate, agriculture and
retailing. Simple economy type businesses.

4. It's a whole new ballgame when you become an entrepreneur. It's not that reliable paycheck at
the end of the month. You gotta think it through.


5. Don't go for broke, have a backup plan.


6. etc etc etc.


All the best.

Correction: That should read V8, 8-CYLINDER.

modified

For all you BB users, I have a question.

They say "unlimited internet"

Can this BIS thing be used for normal web browsing?

Like hook it up to your PC or Laptop as a modem and not have to subscribe to another
data plan?

Or do you have to buy a mobile internet data separately?


Please clarify.

Thanks.

Comments made by Bristish bloggers;


How about they pay compensation to my girl friend. There bloody navy cocked a hostage situation up and blew her late husbands head off. Widow now for 5 years and never recieved a penny .

An utterly corrupt country at every level. They rip-off people with internet fraud and Nigerians commit serious crime in the UK. I would be delighted if all UK airlines were to avoid Nigeria forever. Perhaps the Nigerian government can pay compensation to us for the huge sums that have been stolen from UK bank accounts as a result of their unwillingness to root out the perpetrators.


Just stop flying there. Solves a number of problems.


Stop going there then.


What the hell is going on, Nigeria usually extort money secretly.


They're operating the plane, they can charge what they want !


Ah Nigeria. Maybe they ain't making enough money from internet scams anymore?


oh piss of nigeria- all countries have corruption but at least ours isn't so obvious

Who would want to fly into Lagos and such like if there are limited flights here then of course the price will be high it's all about supply and demand. The most corrupt place on earth and they have the cheek to moan they'd sale their own kid if the price were right.

Wow, trebled their GDP instantly, Greece will try it next


Mr dear friend, Is this anywhere near burkinp faso? - because I would most certainly advise against flying in this area -as there is £milllllllions of cash waiting unclaimed in banks.

In fact, they could use this money to pay off fines !!



Stop flying there and save the UK a fortune in bogus welfare claims and other scams.


tell them to take a flying F, K AND STOP ALL THE AID WE BRITS ARE SICK OF BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE


If i was BA or Virgin,i'd tell them to f, k off

lol, nice one. scams in a larger scale now?

Some nerve eh. The biggest scammers on earth. Tell them to take the money out of that which all their illegals send home from here. The best solution is just don't fly there anymore.


my comments were not racial, but have been deleted. why ?


and on what Authority can they make them pay this obviously exorbitant amount of money,they should just pull all flights coming and going from this #$%$ hole country.

This ode doesn't know British people and companies make billions of pounds transacting business in Nigeria and through Nigerians.

He should go and ask BA or Virgin themselves if they want to stop coming to Nigeria.

The truth about the internet is that everyone has the opportunity to voice his/her opinion.

This includes smart and intelligent people as well as dense lards like him.


Abegi komot!

Malu!

Seriously what is it with you nitwits & "Yoruba senators?"

Shall we begin to compile a list of these "looters" and see how many are Yoruba?


Daft!

Francis-1:
Typical Yoruba senator. For them, looters like Obasanjo needs to be protected

What does this have to do with been Yoruba?

He's just as ludicrous as you.

Body odor is a killer.

And of course, the A & "HEYSH" factor.

Don't embarrass me in public gURL!

ruthy28:
definitely the face girl

Come 'round ere lemme give a true okrika accent!

Little luxuries cost a fortune in our country.
This is why Nigeria is the most expensive country to live in the world.

Ordinary 24hr "light" (power), a human right almost, can cost you 3-8k a day running your diesel of gasoline generator.


On that basis, don't ever compare what something costs overseas.
It doesn't translate.

We can thank our incompetent greedy leaders for that.
I just read here on NL that our oil minister purchased a 20million euro home in Austria.
Also heard on TV this morning about a new Golf course in Benue state that will be commissioned today.

In the midst of these we don't have the bare minimum necessities of 1950s America.

No infrastructure for cable,phone, light,sewage etc etc
What a pathetic state.


With all that, private entities have to overcome these hindrances to be profitable.
(In truth most of them have been profitable enough, but they still rip us off since our govt. doesn't understand the idea of consumer protection)



I can go on and on.

But back to the point, those of you saying #3500 or #800 or whatever are not been realistic with yourselves.

I can pay 15k/month a for true unlimited data connection.
Because I make my living on the internet maybe 20k.


God bless Nigeria.

Peace.

When was the last time any one on you looked at the mirror and said: "iamugly"

We describe ourselves the way we feel about ourselves.

Simple, and many of these "fine" people have terrible personalities anyway so, I don't know
about OP jetting he saw the lady.

He didn't even give her a chance.

Both "names" and as "looks" can be deceiving.

Peace.

@dyt what's your email or
mail me at femi(at)coderxo.com

i aint no chubaka and i can empty my wallet if needed.
where do i pick you up?

i haven't, being relatively new to dis but will like to sha.

i dey scope some fine fine girls wey i don dey see like ms. dyt.

@dyt, do you want to be the wallpaper,
, on my 'puter and three phones?