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I don't and have never tried dating my friend's sister or sister's friend. I love having my dignity intact. Even for some of them who seem to like me, I just play the big bro. Difficult though but suits me. Every other time that I have known my friends tryna date any of my sisters, I ruin the party sharply! I can't stand such regardless of whether he's a good guy or not. People change!

I no fit watch d match bt d commentary wey I dey get 4 here dey sweet me pass. Up Barca, Messi rules, Chelshit loses!

If I ask you all those questions and you give all that one word answers, I'll flash you my magnum pistol. You'll talk for the rest of the day even when I don't pose any question to you!

When they steal,they keep in Switzerland.When sick,they go to Germany or Israel.When investing,they go to the states.When buying a castle,they go to London.When shopping,they go to Dubai.When on holidays,they go to Bahamas.When educating their siblings,they choose Europe.When praying,they go to Saudi or Vatican or Jerusalem.But when they die,they all want to be buried in Africa where they looted the treasure.Our dear continent is only good for corpses!!!

Interesting! I've shared this before. I once met a lady we were born same day, month and year at the polling centre during registration. Never saw her since. I berthed December 01.

Give us killz, mrs chima, idowuogbo, freecocoa

This is actually funny. How will it be if they kill GEJ? Nigeria will become a laughing stock and joke of the century. However, I think the issue of Boko Haram has been treated with much levity. The government needs to be more aggressive in clamping down on these religious extremist. How can a few gun-totting-bomb-making-suicide bombers hold 150 million+ to ransom? GEJ, wake up before they exterminate you!!!

I don't know if there's anyone who detests NPF than I do. I've got a lotta stories about them that coud last me for a lifetime. I don't even know which one to share. Don't get me wrong, I'm law abiding and I know it but NPF is full of mischievous and canterkerous elements. God help us in Nigeria!

GEJ: 'We're on top of the situation' I'm waiting to hear that from Mr. President now. #smh RIP to the lost souls.

Na wa oh Mr Poster! You come put urself for unnecessary limelight on Nairaland. You just invite bashing for ya head. Everybody is now aware you own X6, live in Ireland. Next time, no come here come tell us the kind rice wey u chop or chicken wey get 4 legs u chop for UK! U hear me so??

Never had the experience and I'm not looking forward to one. But if you're planning to visit...eh

In its simplest form, mine means a variable which multiplies other variables added to it. Literally, am endowed

I'm yet to find a good reason to sit the full length of a Nigerian movie. Apart from its indecency, its full of dumb plots. OMG! You can predict the next scene on to the last. If dem shoot person, blood no dey comot. I just tire.

I don't even bother watching Ghana movies cos that one na confirm p.orn.

No need to watch, we know the scores already. Its 11 vs 14 accordingly.

How can you sit for an exam you didn't prepare for? Epic failure! Very few arranged marriages last and they are mostly premised on financial gains. Dating/courtship is the first vital step towards marriage.

That eyelash thingy works 100%. I did it countless times to make my dad and teacher forget my numerous 'heinous' crimes back then and it worked like magic!
Am even planning to use it for my boss anytime soon


The Lekeleke thing works too. Good ol'days!

Mine was on a saturday several years ago. My friend (a girl) came running into our compound in the morning while we were still in bed. She was banging the door n screaming her elder sister was ill and in critical condition and that I should come and help convey her to the hospital. I jumped outta bed and grabbed the car key (others inclusive) only to open the door and find her laughing hysterically. We were all pissed. I think my mom hated her all week long cause she frowned whenever she came around then. Since then, I never forger 1st April. I'm always alert. Even when you're factual, I still doubt it unless there's concrete evidence to believe you. Darn! I was pissed!

Funny thread...Facebook and marriage; no correlation!

The cake as well as the thread is uncalled for.

Darn! What's happening to footballers now? First,twas Fabrice,now Petrov. Thank God he didn't collapse on the pitch this time.

Flirting at ur stage is as good as cheating in itself. Infact they are coterminous terms. You're strolling on the pathway to destroying ur probably-beautiful-young marriage. I wonder how you'd feel catching ur husband sending seemingly 'unharmful' romantic messages to another woman on the web

Won ku, won gbe won daran! Boko lo cheap to yi!!!

ujchief: Gej should claim the price! He has said it times without number that he knows them.

U got me laughing real hard

Opel Vectra. That car got me suffering n smiling! I've joined the community of Toyota users since.

RoadStar: The first pics look at a set of Boko Haram suspects being paraded

All correct sir!

Poster, u don hear enuff bashing. No carry dis kain story come here again abeg! Unless u want Boko visit

Two bottles of malta guiness?? Why she no take one crate?

Goldieluks: Like someone rightly said,focus on your education and stop worrying about some guy who does not know your worth.
it is obvious the guy is not over his ex, or whatever happened between them. He might even have some trust issues who knows?
or maybe he is just confused. The age thing is a childsih excuse, he wants to see you because he simply wants to have se.x with you.
He doesn't miss you and does not love you either dear. Get over him if you can.

So on point! He's aware of your upcoming trip and wants to have a go at you for the last time (in a long time)