₦airaland Forum

OK now. So terrorism has officially become an export commodity in Naija?

kufre2010: those that pay N1000000 and above will seat at high table in heaven and those that pay below N1000 no seat for them in heaven

yeah!Biko, hope say standing dey for heaven? Because my tithe never reach N10,000 sef!

byvan: A good development, what is good for the geese is really good for the gander ,hopefully we ll be getting such news from Naija soon

If a man can marry 3 wives,there is nothing wrong if women start marrying as many husbands as they want .

Good news! Unfortunately, I am still waiting for Scofield to repent and come back to moi.

Na wa o. So Scoffield is gay? I don dey eye the guy since. All this years of waiting for marriage is wasted. Biko Emeka, where is that your ring?

Bookmarked! A very insightful read.

Nashville: Can Nairalanders just stop saying Cheaters please. This should be added to the rules Ms. Moderator. It's bad English. Please no more cheaters!

Ding dong! That's what happens when you are too quick to judge, especially someone with a limited knowlege of the English language. Cheater is correct.

Unfortunately, I still have to refer you to lagos island. Idumota precisely. Take a cab to idumota. It will be better if u negotiate with the driver so that he waits for you as idumota can be very stressful. Ask any trader for directions to Dosunmu. It is a street where mostly quality baby products are sold. The best part is that at a single store, u should be able to get everything you need. Goodluck.

@internet tools: I hope you have this woman's permission to display her boobs in public?

I won't dignify you by answering. Bleep off. Get a life.

Yomieluv: Northern part,gunmen kill poice,Western part,police kill people..equation don balance.

I am very sure that you a product of community development. Little wonder why that thing you call a brain is filled with chaff. How could you make such an insensitive remark just because you've got access to the internet and nairaland?

InvertedHammer: No matter how you look at it, it is very bad.

What impressions are they creating? That they are easy lure for pecuniary gain?

A seasoned criminal would notice that they are underpaid and could be accessories to bank heist which invariably negates the essence of having security in the bank in the first place.

There is place and time for everything.

tanx my brother. Nothing justifies anyone begging and certainly not a SECURITY personnel. Such a person would be lax in carrying out his duties especially when it has to do with one of those big tippers. That is also a green light for Robbers. They come to the bank, tip big and the next time the man is coming, the guard would be so eager to open the door that he will not use his metal detector. Unknown to him, the tipper is an armed robber who has just been granted free access into the Banking Hall. My prayer is that those in support of this security man should be the only ones in the Bank on the fateful day to see for themselves what danger this begging poses.

Save? Is the word still in the dictionary? I dey look for where to borrow self!

No 4.

It is actually food for the baby I.e for a lactating mother. What would a grown man suck? Certainly not the breast milk( I hope). The man should seek for nourishment elsewhere. My two cents.

This is terrible. All Nigerians should rise up against this new monster in our midst. The monster of taking laws into our hands and lynching and burning fellow humans. This is condemnable. It is abominable and barbaric.infact, I am short of words.

Great acting skills Mercy. Kudos.

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Its all that much intellegence that make just one civilian(awo) to defeat all your generals without even firing a bullet!

Yeeeeh! Ema pami. ROTFL. In MJ's voice, sings: Billy Jean not my girl...

Very funny. Ibo don see yoruba finish. Can they go to Kano and ask for leadership in their markets?

One sane mallam. But sir, what are ur views on same-sex union?

Amaechi

I wonder what role Nafdac is supposed to play in our health system?

Useless decadent show.

Lord, thank you for the good news in the house this week. May it continue next week and may I also have good news. Congratulations Sept. Applicants!

jaylinaa: Hello everyone

I have a few questions and its concerning the police certificate. Can someone tell me the process involved? I'd like to know if they are open on saturdays and if not, their closing hours on weekdays. Also, how much does it cost?

Your response will be highly appreciated.

Regards.

@ namesake-jaylinaa: The Police CID @ Alagbon do not open on weekends. Make arrangement to be there during the week. You should be through under an hour.

Tanx. Very useful info.

I sent my boy in the office to buy me rice from sweet sensation. Lo and behold, he bought me plastic rice. I could only eat the chicken. Useless pple.

Very good! while you are considering this, also include a 4WD ride and a Romantic getaway to the Bahamas. Correct man.

Kindly remind us of that your Medication again. Is it finished?

Freiburger: She's no evil, simply silly.

And you my dear are both evil and silly. Spare a thought for the parents of these children. Besides, it is a crime to traffic in humans last time I checked.

Typical of Nigerians. Always quick to attack the messenger but leaving salient issues untouched. Such a blind and ignorant generation. The same reasons why most youths cannot find gainful employment. They are unemployable. Very few can hold an intelligent discussion for three minuites without sounding like a broken record. ** weeps** **walks away**