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bright007:
So mikuz na coffin maker?

Maker or marketer?


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chelseabmw: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i believe u are home sick

I will take this as april fool mind you wake up. Since your friend has no source of income as a fresh graduate, no tie to his home country, his chances of getting a tourist visa is very limited. Does he has family member who reside legally in UK and bears same surname who can vouch and use his/her credility for invitation and supporting documents? Without this, it might be very hard and pls tell your friend not to try use fake docs as the outcome may not be pleasant.


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worldman2: Seun believe me u Can not satisfy every body @the same time, u have done a perfect work thanks jor

Sharaaaaap! What is good about this poor colour combination?

@Seun

As much as you will not listen, I will advice you change the dark blue clour to 50% gray and let see how it looks like.


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chelseabmw: Hey Guys
A friend of mine just graduated from the university last year though he has not gotten his result yet.He intend to travel to England by July.He does not have any source of income yet(Fresh Graduated) but he wants either a tourist visa or a visitor's visa.Please what document does he need and what are the requirements.Please tell me what he needs to know.Thanks

England Visa? Tourist or visitor's visa? Ok ooooo

@Justwise, where are u? Your pple need England visa ooo? Either tourist or Visitor's visa?


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@deolub

I am sure you are not doing any research but go and try MUN.


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@slim147

Go back and check the site very well, I am sure you can pay with Debit Master Card. I use my GTB Debit Master to make payment online. If you have an account with GTB, go to your branch and apply for internet banking service where a device called "Token" will be given to you. Though certain amount with be deducted from your account but I am sure they put you through with detail info on how to go about it.


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Do we really need to wish them bad luck? Sometimes bad wishes don't work in the game of football. It's a natural game of talents so let them play on and let's see if they can win all their remaining matches. As for us, we are winning all God helping us and that is what makes us different. Barca 4 life.


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VillageBoi: Well said Collinsfbi and apologies from both of us to you and all other posters to this thread @ Briareos.

Same here!


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Nothing to be afraid of, we are winning God helping us. Pep knows how to do it. We are playing them with realiable small boiz and some bigger genius for the bigger boiz to rest against tuesday showdown.


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mr swagger: Gooday justwise nd Everyone. I would like your candid advice on this one. I'm a little bit confused at the moment because the pressure is on me. I have been writing jamb since 2007 to no avail, so I decided to pursue my dreams abroad. I chose Uk as my first choice of study.

But I have been granted so many offers. I was given admission to study at University of Bradford in Uk with a £2,000pounds scholarship and ielts not required. But the tuition fee is £11,000pounds. With scholarship it was brought down to £9,000 pounds. Justwise the school requested I pay a deposit as low as £2,000pounds before I get my CAS letters. But to me uk universities deceive international students alot. I have a feeling they use this as a medium to attract students. Even with scholarship dis tuition fee is too high. but finance is the problem. My mom is a widow and I don't want to put pressure on her.

Justwise & Co I would like you guys to advice me which country is better for me to study with low tuition fee. My mom said she can be able to pay a tuition fee as low as #400,000 per annum. At the moment I'm considering studying at Russia, Moscow. Because some of my high school class mate are there and also I received an email yesterday from the international study centre in russia who informed me that I can get a university with Business management in english which varies between $3,000 - $5,000 which is okay by me and by my Mom's finance. She can afford to pay $3,000 per annum. But I'm aware there is high rate of racism there. That's why I'm little bit confused. This russia universities are very cheap compared to uk. Even accomodation is so cheap.

Justwise what do u guys think, do u think I shud proceed with my Russia admission or I shud go with uk admission. I don't want a situation whereby I will pay £2,000 pounds deposit to uk university and after I get my visa the school will require you to balance up 50% of £9,000pounds. Before you can enroll. And if you are unable to balance up to 50% they won't refund your initial deposit and therefore they wud cancel your admission. 50% of the tuition fee is very high on my side. I'm trying to be realistic. And I don't really think even when I go to uk I can get a job that would enable me balance up my tuition fee. Justwise & Everyone I know what I'm writing might be too long but there is vital points in what I'm saying. .

Justwise I'm a little bit scared because my mom struggled so hard for this money and I can't let it waste in vain. This uk universities don't have mercy on international students.

Many Nigerians get stucked in uk because they are unable to balance their tuition fee. And uk universities are too strict and stingy with scholarships. And also with balancing up of tuition fee.

Justwise & vicjustice and everyone your advice would be greatly appreciated. You might not only save a life here while posting your vital advice, you might as well save so many lives.. Lots of people in my situation might be reading dis and they wud learn from dis post...

Thanks.. Hope to hear from u guys soon.

As justwise rightly said in his comment, forget UK, I doubt if you can cope financially and I will advice you not to try Russia as well. Have you ever thought of North Cyprus for once? Though it might not be part of EU but considering your finances, I will advice you to try NC, there are many Nigerian students doing fine academically and financially over there. If your mom can afford an anual tuition of $3500-$4000, I think you will just be fine. Best of luck in your decisions.


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blkmum700: Some people might think i'm complaining, but that's just the truth,In Football there is something call beat them with all the tactics you have,this was first done by Mouriho when he was in charge of Porto against Man U ,The Pitch that night Look Horrible,Mouriho did the same when he was in Charge of Chelsea against Barcelona the Match ended 4-2 in Favor of Chelsea,He did the same the second time he play Barcelona but the tactic went against him because Chelsea Lost the match 2-1,Ever since then Other Big Clubs have copied the strategy of Making their Pitch Look Bad to Play On against Barcelona,Let see How Ac Milan is going to keep the tempo of playing in Neu Camp,i still think Uefa should have Committee for this type of silly strategy,this to me look like a cheating,AC Milan have no chance of progressing in Neu Camp,if AC Milan Progress,i will go underground from this forum and wont post Anything here for the rest of the Year and will also be relocating to Another area for the rest of the Year.I Remain Blaugrana for Life,till Death,i have Blaugrana DNA and we are Catalonia for life,The Best Team in the World,Many of you don't like to see us winning Back to Back Champions league and we are going to do that,i already see the referee given us Penalty in Neu Camp,The one that can't be given in San Siro,Stupid Referee and a Friend to Zlanta ibromovic,See U guyz Next Week.

A true catalonian don't complain, so we are not complaining on their pitch or no pitch strategy. It's just unfortunate that we have no goal but our home match will decide who is the best. One thing I notice is the fact that shameless mourihno and chelsea fans are looking for who will eliminate barca for them and I can bet it, AC Milan is the not the right team. Barca 4 life


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ddippset: and guess who already has something to say. the big mouthed, foul mouthed jose mourinho himself. he says he hopes there wouldn't be refereeing decisions to favour barcelona today. and then i respond to him; "do not worry about it mr mourinho, there wont be. barca already played milan twice this season without any controversies. milan do not have animals named pepe, ramos, and marcelo and do not have divers named di maria and penaldo. so there wont be controversies. milan have players who want to kick the football and not the footballer."

Never mind the useless coach like him, he play ordinary villareal and collected red card along two other players. It shows how rude and useless he is. Always has something to complain about. I hope we'll meet again.


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automatenigeria: I am proud of her, Nigerians are always on top of their games

Abi ooo, I am proud of her too at least for the courage displayed as prime minister of the hopeless fools to inflict people with pains in the name of reformation.


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jp philips: lol, sychophants dont cease to amaze me, @ op please without prejudice tell us the economic landmark of NOI as a 2 time serving minister of finance?
keep your BS to yourself, 12bn dollars was paid as debt relief to achieve what exactly? lemme guess, to be in the good books of world bank? what was the economic impact when juxtaposed with the plethora of problems bedeveilling the Nigerian economy at the time?
As the cordinating minister of economy, an oil producing country is suffering the biggest energy crisis in its history and you are justifying that incompetence?
removal of subsidy has taken the economy 10 steps backward and NOI thinks its justified because molue runs on diesel?
what positive impact has the removal of subsidy on our economy? zero, has it created the much needed jobs? NO, has the infastructures arrived? NO refineries nko? 4 where, so what is the poster whinning about?
the president had lots of viable options, a strategist economist like soludo will consider the economic down turn and removal wouldnt be an option yet we have a petit economic mosquito who thinks she will achieve eldorado in the midst of abject poverty and irrational instability.
do you think the international community is as stupeed as we are? do you think they see things from a micro,myopic point of view? we said jona was the best thing that happened to this country yet he failed woefully at the AU chairmanship contest, a non influential, quasi, underfunded, petty, regional contest, sane people think otherwise yet we come home to give accolades to a leader whose glaring failure has plunged the citizenry into a miasma of insecurity and economic quagmire.
im glad he came back to bury his face in shame.
Ngozi will contest, the world will point to the fact that though Nigerians in their bigotry failed to tell her the truth, she will bury her face in shame because im certain jim a mere university leader will beat her aarse in that contest.
who is next? sanusi oh! that one? even sudan will not be generous to give him a mere branch manager of an islamic bank let alone a financial tutor in a sharia college.

the last time i checked,

Nuhu ribadu fought
corruption @ home and the intl com tot it wise to give him an anti corruption job in afghanistan,
wole soyinka wrote scintillating pieces of poetry and the intl comm rewarded him with a nobel price, what of Adichie? chinua achebe? did i forget the late legendry prof chike obi ?who in his mathematical wizandry and grotesque ingenuity,proved the frasch equation of 1947, did i not mention philip emegwali the 1986 gordon bell price winner?
chukwuma soludo, the man whose ingenuity gave birth to a revolution of white collar jobs in our nations history.
yes, that is my definition of competence.

Hmmm! Brains like this are not so common on NL, I salute this custodian of wisdom. You just hit the nail on the head, Kudos bro.


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charlsecy4: I bet you didn't know that all, meaning everything, takes a singular verb, but all, meaning everybody, takes a plural verb. Therefore, the all in "All our equipment," must necessarily take a singular verb. All our equipment is........ (is standard English).

Examples:
All is lost (all means everything).
All are present (all means everybody).

I get what you are trying to prove but your analysis as regards the above sentence is wrong. Most of the time you don't analyse the meaning of a word ordinarily. Grammatically, you must look at the contextual usage of "equipment" with the word "ALL" Equipment in this sense is used as plural form and not a singular form and therefore it must be preceded by a plural verb which is "Have" and not "Has"

If I have the time, I will come up with more examples

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Briareos: I'm honestly disappointed at you two. i mean, here we are trying to make something good and you are ego fighting. come on.

Never mind, just let it go and let the thread improves as potentials surfacing to make ways.


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mukina2: AC Milan goalkeeper Christian Abbiati is not expecting an easy ride in tomorrow's Champions League quarter-final, first leg against Barcelona at the Giuseppe Meazza stadium.

The Serie A leaders face Barca for the third time this season after previously meeting in the group stages.

Abbiati is aware of the challenge his team faces against the European Cup holders and favourites, who can call upon a star-studded squad led by Argentina international Lionel Messi.

"I am perfectly aware that I will have in front of me the best player in the world,'' Abbiati said. "With a player like him, you can only analyse his free-kicks and penalties as the rest of his game is unpredictable because he is a complete player.''

However, Abbiati stressed that Barca are not a one-man team.

"It's not going to be a battle between me and Messi,'' he said. "Barcelona is not just Messi and hence, we will not only focus on him. They are a complete team.''

Milan have not beaten Barca since October 2004. They did hold the Spaniards to a 2-2 draw in Spain in September, while the Primera Division giants won 3-2 at the San Siro three months later to finish top of Group H.

"In the group stages we played two very good games,'' Abbiati said. "We did suffer a little bit in Barcelona.

"Our reference game, besides the result, will be the return leg we played in Milan.''

Abbiati knows his team will have to make the most of their chances to have a chance against Pep Guardiola's side.

"Barca create 20 goalscoring opportunities per game, hence we will have to be smart and make the most of our chances,'' he said.

Former Barcelona striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic will lead Milan's attack after scoring twice to give Milan a 2-1 win over Roma on Saturday.

A fourth straight win in the league kept Milan four points clear of Juventus at the top of Serie A.

The Italians will have to overcome the absence of injured defenders Thiago Silva and Ignazio Abate, while midfielder Mark van Bommel serves a one-match ban.

However, Barcelona goalkeeper Victor Valdes expects a tough game.

"Despite those absences, they are still a great team,'' he said. "They are going through a good spell and they are always dangerous.

"We know that from our previous meetings against them this season.''

Barca have also put together an impressive run of form, winning their last seven league matches in a row to remain six points behind Primera Division leaders Real Madrid.

The Catalan outfit will be bolstered by the return of defender Dani Alves, who missed the clash at Mallorca through suspension.

AC Milan coach Massimiliano Allegri welcomes back defender Alessandro Nesta and winger Robinho from injury.

Match

I know it's not going to be easy but I can see barca celebrating. 3-1 in favour of my team, the almighty Barca God helping us.


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Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after
His Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was
Registered.
He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could
Answer was question number 3 and it says:
''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)
After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer:
Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba.
Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.
Oga : Ebuka , how did it go?
Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, question number three
Says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a
Shop.
Oga : And what did you write ?
Ebuka: Well I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop
Is at Alaba.
Oga : So is that all you wrote ?
Ebuka : Yes .
Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and
Complete address, stupid boy!
That's how you lose customers, idiot!!!

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Final score 0-2 in favour of madrid. Abeg help us wake mukina2 to update this thread oooo, anyway I don't blame her, it's easy being online all days. Kudos!


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This one no be live match ooo, 0-2 in favour of madrid and the thread still read 0-0 na wa oo

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Goalllllllll kalou, nice pass from Torres.


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1stCitizen: I do not like her but I believe there is a strong possibility of her becoming president sometime soon.

Which president? World Bank President, Nigerian President or Ndigbo National Association? She can only a president for one of the catigories mentioned above.


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@madam president

Most you use your glasses before you can see. Oh sorry I forgot, it wasn't a joke, it's an elegy. Yeye


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These are some of the JAMB QUESTIONS given to my little cousin this last Saturday.

1. If white rice is white, jollof rice is what?

2. How many times have you written this exam?

3. Who was d most abused president in January 2012?

4. Which Nigerian artist now wash cars in kanye west garage?

5. What are the names of the two people shaking hands when you put on a Nokia phone?

6. Complete with the appropriate word (wiz kid) oya oya ___ your mummy. A. axe B. hask C. ask

7.Each of the following causes death Except A. Mouth Odour B. Armpit Intoxication C. Rat poison D. Boko Haram

8.How old were you the last time Arsenal won a trophy??

9.What's Toilet To Ladies Nowadays? (A) Convenience (B) Photo Studio

10.Who pour water inside CoConut??

11.What is the past tense of BROKE?

12. What is the relationship btw fuel subsidy and GEJ, Okonjo Iweala, Sanusi Lamido and OCUPPY NAIJA?

13. Why do Nigerians look forward to the First Lady, Dame Patience speech?

14. On every ipod there's an apple behind it.,pls who ate dat lil part..?

15. who first make eba?

16. what is Sinzu and give two reasons why Sinzu is Sinzu

17. which of these diseases is likely to be found in Nigeria?? 1) poverty 2)corruption 3) PDP 4) 5) Boko haram 6)All of the above

18. Which Woman declared herself a widow with her husband still alive. a) Dora B) Dame Patience c) Ngozi"

19. u can sharpen cutlass on top of BankyW's head true or false?"""

20. which is the Shortest Nigerian Artist (A) MI (B) 2short (C) davido

21. whose head is bigger? A) Ikechukwu B) Banky W C) Don Jazzy.

22. Which first lady donated her family in 2011?

23. What is the past tense of PING?

24. Which tribe makes d best gatemen? A) Hausa B) Calabar

25. which year do you think Arsenal will finally win a trophy

26. Which tribe makes d best house maid? A) Yoruba B) Calabar. C) Igbo


Quote and answer any


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Ournaija: It`s called Freedom of Association and she just exercised that right.

Abi ooo Association of looters.


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bashr8: lol one igbo woman giving soo many people hypertension yet EFCC have never pointed fingers or even invited her for questioning.

EFCC has PDP origin and they will dare not because she is part of them now. She has dinned and wined with the hopeless and helpless leaders of PDP, unknowingly she has mortgaged her future. Watchout by 2015, she will start fighting for political power that will destroy her because I know that WB preidency is a nightmare, a mid-day-dreaming.


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Warri don dey carry last now ooo, give them 99years old woman den go fight over her all in the name of greencard. I am sure some will still marry 110years old pakistan woman, just watch out for Naija guys.


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Aiye mi oooo, e be like say juju no catch madrid oooo 5goals to 1


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