₦airaland Forum

delors: haha bro, you dey here again? Which kind sound be 'bang Ding Ow'? na from your village that kind one dey sound o...as far as me concern, that sounds like 'Bang The Hole'! Deal with it

delors: Yeah, she was suspended because of the gaffe but the whole episode is really funny.
'Some Thing Wrong' for Sum Tin Wong
'We Too Low' for Wi Tu Lo
Holy F**k for Ho Lee Fuk
'Bang The Hole' for Bang Ding Ow
oh my God! How I love Asian names. lol.
I guess they will need the services of an experienced lawyer called 'Ai Wee Su' (I will sue)

1,2:
Look in before you look out, we are very fine here in down south. If we had lots of problems, why would Nigerians and rest of Africans still be flocking in their thousands if not million to shiithole like SA? If it was as bad as you state.

SirElaw: Is there no law in this country against early campaign for political offices? Anytime I see 2015, it sickens me. Even after electing a leader, he is not allowed to perform to his full potential as he is immediately faced with the problem of re-election.
IMHO, a law should be put in place(and taken seriously), to curb this menace. Any campaign or media publicity of any sort declaring a political parties plans towards the next election should be banned.
This is a democracy, our leaders are elected to lead us for 4years. The least we can do for them is to provide them with the ideal working environment for those 4years.

smartchoice: Wekie's handiwork probably!

Okiki_Oluwa: Well done Ògbéni Arégbésolá.
Last Bullet: His tenure has 65% out of 100.

deshclones: So rivers with all its huge FAAC allocation,igr generation,13%derivation etc does not have one..just one hospital that can handle mere jaw dislocation...its sad..very sad..same amaechi dat doled out 100' dollars for ojb yet no gd functioning health facility in rivers state..am ashamed...to be honest peter obi is in a league of his own..dude gets less from the FAAC acct but is performing wonders in the area of roads,health,education etc..imagine if he has the kind of funds amaechi nd fashola has...smhm..amaechi iss no better than the clown t.a orji..

“They are accusing Lloyds as the
mastermind because he had been their
target all along having made the
impeachment of the Speaker impossible.
But pro-Amaechi lawmakers also have
evidence of how they were first attacked by some of their colleagues and why they
acted in self defence.”

collynzo2: The source of this image calls it 'a Yoruba village' so someone is lieing here, and it's a painting.
www.delcampe.net/page/item/id%2C223791859%2Cvar%2Ccp-Ref-JP-T915--NIGERIA---a--YORUBA--Village%2Clanguage%2CE.html

figment232: But Soyinka is fooling himself by not addressing d matter objectively.how can he be opening that his Ogboni mouth and talking rubbish about PEJ without any proof

paniki: I think that you missed the point, so let me make it clear. If you insist that those companies are owned by whites and you accept that they are monopolising Nigeria as the article suggests, then the question to ask is: where will Nigeria be without whites?

donigspain: The quantity of waste generated in Aba on daily basis is quite alarming. I was opportuned to carry out a research with enough data on waste generation in Aba. To be frank, ASEPA is one of the most effective state run Environmental Protection Agency in the country. They are really working hard. If they fail to evacuate waste for just 3 days, every body living in Aba will run away. They need more trucks and receptors as well as good roads because their trucks mostly breakdown enroute designated dumpsites due to bad roads. The neighbouring states (Rivers and Cross River) are fond of sneaking in at night to dump refuse along major highways. Cross River (Calabar) is notorious for smuggling in their Efik and Ibibio mad people into Aba at night. They load them in trucks and dump them at Osisioma junction almost every month.

ShyM-X:
Plonker, you brain cells are to blinkered for you to be able to discern the underlying message in the post that you quoted.

By.tch, don't kill my vibe!

ShyM-X:
What do you expect from primitive forest dwelling people who never fully evolved before the brits took them out of the forest? You can take a chimp out of the forest but can't take tree-branches swinging and the forest out of the chimp.

These people are what Ozuji called them. Their unique problems can never be solved.

Pygru: “It’s an embarrassment to his throng of admirers and followers, that a sage of Prof. Soyinka’s status, who used to be a gauge of public morality in this nation, would lend himself to a propaganda of high drive, to save a governor who elected to launch into a river without applicable survival skills.”

Okwyjesus: This game is really going crazy. I was really worried when l heard the guy has been on comma since Tuesday.
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Those of us in PH will testify that there is fire on the mountain already, even the common man in PH now is beginning to feel the heat. I just pray this guy get okay soon.

Sijo01: Unconcious ke....... Is it not the same person that granted interview to the press and was featured on NTA network news.