₦airaland Forum

Blackfire:
Good job boys... But what of those not intercepted? , that is food for thought.

Brother Nigeria customs be relaxed on other contraband goods or other dutiable goods there by loosing revenue in the side of the govt, bt not with arms and amunitions coz there's no possible way for it to pass customs @ the seaport, its a capital offence that will not only make an officer loose his job but sentence life imprisonment or death, unless through our porous borders where they can easily beat security protocols

may God bless the officer and make him IGP of tomorrow

Rutheby:
I wish I'm in Abuja oooooo

lol, so where arevu then?

I don't have a val! and I have enough cash to spend, a humble beautiful girl in Abuja should contact me kunzaar1248@gmail.com. Serious.

igwe44:
How can God allow oil to be found in the north? Nigerian oil is found in south and some part of east yet the northerners are ruling and controlling this country as their own,what will happen if the oil is found in northern states? God is never a partial God

God has a way of balancing everything as he desires for the betterment of the humans, I m a northerner all my life has been in the north unless 1yr nysc in Benin city in 2009, if there was oil in the north, the north would have been more bleeped up as it is today coz most of us are very lazy..... and I still believe south would have also develop more without this oil of a thing, Nigerians will have been more creative in general.

DesChyko:
Initially, I was not a supporter of Biafra. The objectives were not clear and realistic enough for one to blindly follow suit. I'm just appreciating the work of the producer. Despite attempts by many to underestimate and marginalise the igbofolk, we still stand firm.

On the other hand, the government is just giving Kanu celebrity status, and that is their undoing. The average igbo man is a king unto himself and doesn't enjoy being pressured beyond his will. Trying to use Kanu as a way of deterring other Biafran activists is a gamble that will fail most probably, and awaken the stubborn streak in some igbofolk, winning more supporters for the movement. That made me really look within, study the Nigerian climate more, and realise that truly, we deserve much more than we've gotten so far.

the best time for Igbo's to fight and achieve Biafra was during GEJ tenure not Buhari, if they continue with this movt there will be so many extra juditial killings that will be done in the hidden

DesChyko:
Two things.
1. The nation is self-sufficient.

2. Threats cannot dampen determination.

Nnamdi Kanu may be a sacrificial lamb. With the way the govt is going about it, they may even successfully make a martyr out of him.

But one sure thing is: The idea has been revived and re-inculcated in the igbo folk. It'll take more than panicky detentions to rub it off.

#ProudlyIgbo!

there is no Igbo man alive today that is more Biafran than Ojukwu, ojukwu's father was the richest Nigerian Then, bt still ojukwu sacrifice that for war how many rich Igbo men today can sacrifice their wealth for Biafra?? Even an average Igbo man cannot do that unless stag poor, despite all this ojukwu still abandon the fight for Nigeria's sake, that Nnamdi Kanu is only looking for a cheap popularity which he got but will cost him his life

Sunnybobo3:
Aba boys and creativity.

idiots

Sunnybobo3:
Lalasticlala, this go be your size.

idiots

2n2k:
The bolded parts are contradictory. Revise the story.

the actual thing happen in Dec 2013, my wedding was 7th Dec 2013. Thanks

yorex2011:
You be boss

1 bottle origin for U

It was 3days to my wedding in Dec 2015, my head was fully occupied fixing 1 thing or the other for the white wedding to be successful, I went to buy some stuffs in a store of some 1 I know casually, I was offered a seat, even spend like 15minutes with the guy jisting 1 thing or the other... On getting up to go I forgot to carry my Blackberry porsche 9983 (which was only 2 weeks old) which I kept on a table close to where I sat... I enter my car and zoom off,

Fast foward to the time I discovered my handset wasn't with me, I went back to the guys shop, the guy wasn't in the shop only his boy, the boy said his oga just left he'll travel to a near bye town,, I collected his number and ring him, he picked it when I ask him about the handset he said he didn't see anything like that himself also left immediately I left... I said no Problem I left...

I have to rush and go and do a welcome back and I bought another handset and it was activated immediately.


I know that I have already configured an antitheft security in the handset using NetQin Security soft ware in such a way that if u put a different sim other than the sim I configured it with, the antitheft soft ware will immediately send an sms to my wife's number using the number of the foreing sim inserted in to the handset....

I called my wife to be and told her the story so she should expect an sms from the sim that they may likely put inside the handset... Lo and behold the big fool put a sim inside the hanset the following day, then there was no truecaller app for you to know who the person is... I decided not to call the number in order not to make him suspect that I'll soon get him.


I decided to trick him to bring himself by himself... Then I had an account with a customised sms website that I used to send wedding invitation for my wedding...
I decided to send an sms to the number using the name "Speedpost" as the sender, and the content of the massage thus "the owner of this number 080_ _ _ _ should go to the speedpost office @ the town post office and collect a percel from mtn Note. Its Free no any single charge on it" Just a Thank you gift from mtn... U can reach the post master @ 080_ _ _ " I put my wife's number as the post master..

In less than 5 minutes he called my wife's number that he got the massage from them, so my wife told him that she needs his details, the big fool send her in a text his full name, home and address and even other numbers... Now that its evident that I caught the thief, I went straight to his wife and told her the whole story... I told her I promise her I won't tell any 1 if he can silently send me back my handset... But if he wants to be Stubborn I will involve the police of which I know she wouldn't like...

With no any argument my handset was back in less than 6 hours...



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Nice 1

End time story

bobolizim:
Dear Bunmi,

I’ve been married to my husband for over 20 years and
we have four lovely children. He’s always had series of
affairs that I’ve lost count. I’ve stopped talking to him
about them and when friends did, he told them smugly
that he must be doing something right or I would have
left.

He says his affairs are really for the sex and he would
never leave me for another woman. Big deal!

I’m quite an attractive woman myself and still wear a
size 14 dress. I have a good job and dress well and
recently I started looking at other men the way my
husband might look at other women and wondered
what it would be like to have sex with them. You know
what?

My husband was right, you can have good sex without
getting emotionally involved as I’ve since found out. I
don’t know if he suspects anything, but lately he’s
been showing signs of being jealous, why should he
have all the fun?

Halimat, by e-mail.

sorry for uя life... The woman that is suppose 2 put the house in order is now the 1 scattering it.... If he finds out he'll divorce you and be tagged as an adulterer... U will never get a husband again only fuckers that will Bleep you and dump u like a dirty rag.... Of which Uя... While for him, if he wants to get married he can, even start a new family... Uя husband cheating is never a reason for u to follow suit.... Any cheating wife has always wanted to do it, saying its bcoz he's also doing is a fat lie from the pit of hell

jacoik:
wow, thanks brother because u have said it all. so bro, ur advice now is even rice, beans, garrison or what has u. anything that is of custom is not good abi? tanx dear. I don't mind we bcom frnds on social media like fb or tweeter. my handle is @jacoik and my fb jako ik. send me urs if u don't mind

Nothing in customs auction that is worth the trouble people enter bcoz of it, I could remember in 2013 and 2014 there were almost 20,000 bags of rice in the ware house of customs in seme border then even some greedy officers were expecting they. Will be given @ least 1 bag each but @ the end of the day the whole of this rice was auctioned 2 not more than 5 govt big shots, I don't know the rest but I m very sure the 1nce that were sent to south/south is the then 1st lady, no single pin was even given 2 any officer... @worst they will gather like 20bags each and share to all the yoruba oba's in badagry that's all... If you hear any public auction from customs if its rice I. Can bet u is not a good 1, if they are cars I bet u they are scraps that are suppose 2 be sent for recycling... Haha Nigerians are very very ignorant about things that has 2 do with Customs, and the desperate 1ce that like good but cheap things end up being conned.

U can add me in facebook. Ezekiel Wormi is my ID

Oh God! Oh God!! Oh God!!!

Have Mercy on the Person that did this wickedness... And it shall be well with this baby In Jesus name....

Abegie any body wey no sharp if u get am hammer ram well well, I wish I will get 1 white Uk woman make I chop her 2years saving. Chopping small no be sin

Plus234:
Na God go punish all this useless customs, see person huzzles go just like dat, u na go die one by one

God no go punish any customs officer for doing his legal work... Na anybody send u say make u smuggle motor without paying duty The way police man dey catch thief na so customs dey seize smuggled goods, no difference between the two... It all depends on the level of uя civilisation... An armed robber and a smuggler are all the same criminals in the eyes of the law.

jacoik:
I bin wan buy dis auction motor one of my nigga tell me say make I no buyam , say na cussed motor that if I wan buy motor I should ho to Cotonou even one custom man told me so. omo d tin vex me wela

uя very lucky u didn't pay money for that kind fraud coz u will never get auction like that...so for uя mind even if them 1 auction them, and u have information on the auction if u go ask them go give u? Let me advice u better gather uя money buy better motor for uяself no be motor wey some 1 don cry and swear for customs over it.... I m a customs officer I know what is there in auction... No ordinary man dey get auction, former CG of Customs use 2 gather like 20-50. Cars @ the same time and allocate to the big shots in the govt... And them in turn dash it out 2 their loyalist.... They don't even pay for the auction... The CG will claim he has paid for them... Pipo like Pat Jonathan, Ngozi okonjo, the big shots in the senate and house of reps, ..... With all this how will u get auction?....

donbigboy:
I had the new rules by the NEW Controller of Custom with regards to sized items such as cars is to ask the owner to come forward and pay the right duties and tariffs on those items and take them back.

lie lie, the lie no even make sense

san316:
;Dsee corrupt Nigerians, they want cheap things. they are asking for the auction date.


Well sha, mee too would like to know ooo, so that I willgo and see the corrupt Nigerians

so for uя mind even if them 1 auction them, and u have information on the auction if u go ask them go give u? Let me advice u better gather uя money buy better motor for uяself no be motor wey some 1 don cry and swear for customs over it.... I m a customs officer I know what is there in auction... No ordinary man dey get auction, former CG of Customs use 2 gather like 20-50. Cars @ the same time and allocate to the big shots in the govt... And them in turn dash it out 2 their loyalist.... They don't even pay for the auction... The CG will claim he has paid for them... Pipo like Pat Jonathan, Ngozi okonjo, the big shots in the senate and house of reps, ..... With all this how will u get auction?....

phantonce:
Hope the seme border custom official can learn from there owerri counterpart though these seized item is too small for a year.just 343 vehicles seized in a year.

I do wonder how these smugglers invest millions of naira on a banned item and still sleep at night with rest of mind when they could have invested in a legit business and make there money.






Abeg when are they auctioning this cars

so for uя mind even if them 1 auction them, and u have information on the auction if u go ask them go give u? Let me advice u better gather uя money buy better motor for uяself no be motor wey some 1 don cry and swear for customs over it.... I m a customs officer I know what is there in auction... No ordinary man dey get auction, former CG of Customs use 2 gather like 20-50. Cars @ the same time and allocate to the big shots in the govt... And them in turn dash it out 2 their loyalist.... They don't even pay for the auction... The CG will claim he has paid for them... Pipo like Pat Jonathan, Ngozi okonjo, the big shots in the senate and house of reps, ..... With all this how will u get auction?....

ndujekwu:
Nna Mehn!!! Na the cars I need oo!!! How and when them go auction them?

so for uя mind even if them 1 auction them, and u have information on the auction if u go ask them go give u? Let me advice u better gather uя money buy better motor for uяself no be motor wey some 1 don cry and swear for customs over it.... I m a customs officer I know what is there in auction... No ordinary man dey get auction, former CG of Customs use 2 gather like 20-50. Cars @ the same time and allocate to the big shots in the govt... And them in turn dash it out 2 their loyalist.... They don't even pay for the auction... The CG will claim he has paid for them... Pipo like Pat Jonathan, Ngozi okonjo, the big shots in the senate and house of reps, ..... With all this how will u get auction?....

refiner:
am more concerned wif wat will happen to all dis cars nw?...dem go take am

bring money make I reserve 1 for u, wallahi tallahi I go give u good 1.... I be auction opisa..... Lol

LockDown69:
When will the car auction start?

u think say na ordinary citizens like me and u dey get auction? Lie lie... Even the customs controllers and other officers don't have access 2 any auction... During GEJ administration it was only Patience Jonathan, Ngozi okonjo Iweala, Senate and house of reps committee on customs and other big shots in the govt gets auction... No gree anybody chop uя money withthe name of auction... Be warned Gbam