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anthony533:
why do nairalanders always says "RIP ENGLISH" whenever you comments on a someone topic?. Does it actually means your use of english is bad.

RIP English

IamKashyBaby:



Story for the gods...Mtccheew..

U said u banged her and how come u didnt saw her azz..abeeg na..

The you still know your english teacher?....i can help you go for a refund

OPP, So u no include ds one wey dey my street. She insists on 2k , when others dy collect 1.5h for all night. I think say she go make the list o

Okijajuju1:
That is a picture of Arochukwu warriors not Okija Shrine..

Show some respect before i bluetooth "ibi" to you.

bro no too vx......na small pikin dy worry am

gentlegenius:
You sound like you still want her back in your life but my own case is different cos I don't want her anymore.
If any girl reject me in this life, I won't push the situation further because I believe that some things were meant to be while some were not meant to be. If that girl was really meant to be yours, she'll bring herself back to you one day. But in my own case, I have moved on cos am convinced she wasn't meant to be mine.

OK o.......am trying hard to stop loving her shaaaaa

amakadihot87:
.....very cheap

e b like say u dy charge more

richidinho:
Chairman I hail ooo
Abeg one week lecture from you na how much I go pay

seconded

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] if he is a fine boy, 10k go work, that's if he has a fine place and a car, if he is ugly and doesn't own a car, then its btw 20k-30k depends on how him sabi package her, runs girls dont like to be told that they are runs girls or priced, ask her how much to make her hair then offer 30k coded language [/color]

You b correct guy o

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] 10-20k a night girl una no dey ever try for this forum sha [/color]

E cheap o

SmellingAnus:
hahahhah well, I see it as a strong point... I dislike kiss and tell but let me make an exception here... I was making love to this ex of mine.. I knew spent long on her... After the sex, I purposely told her that I am not happy I didn't last long today... Guess her reply ... " honey you stayed long, the sex lasted almost 2 hours (within me I was pleased to hear it from her , not that I didn't know I stayed that long, I just wanted her to confess)... Anyway, done worse than that but the kiss and tell syndrome is really not part of me especially in a public forum like this...

your Ex .......

Oyindidi:
I said don't be angry

which language?

see grammar o.........

Oyindidi:
mabinu

you can say what ever you want

Oyindidi:
Oh, I see why she was kissing all the time.. Premarital sex is sin

..........and you havent dn worst than that?
i thought you were going to make sense at the end

Oyindidi:
she kissed and dump you

lol.......it lasted for 3 years. we started when she was just 19. I think she just needed to explore more. she has this hot cake mentality. she very beautiful though. she started putting up strange attitudes which i thought i could control until it started sapping my money and time , so i had to give up. i got fed up and gave up. she never told me that it is over

Oyindidi:
She dumped you?

exactly.........

gentlegenius:
I
Hmmm... Some things were not just meant to be.
Sometimes God send a wonderful person into ourselves lives not for marriage but for a different reason. It could be to teach us some lessons.

read mine below, it could be related

Reminds me of my ex (WAVY). am still wondering where she got her kissing skills. blessed with cold and minty lips. she has the whitest teeth i have ever seen. can kiss for 10mins non stop . She can kiss you anywhere at any time. can still remember the day she asked me to kiss her in crunchies , amidst so many couples. She was the last girl i kissed shaaaa. yet to find love since her departure . I pray to wake up one day and discover that our breakup was a dream. make i stop here , before big boy starts crying

gentlegenius:
Not all of them. My ex girlfriend can kiss from morning till evening if only I can cope with that. She kissed me many times in public. Sometimes when we are together and a guy stares at her or make passes at her in public, she'll quickly give me a hot kiss just to send the message that she belongs to me. Though I sometimes feel a bit embarrassed, but I can't stop her because I always feel on top of the world when she kissed me in front of other guys. I have never seen a girl like her before.

and she is ur ex.......wetn apn......who sack who?

Jaqenhghar:
She has been ukwufied
Cc Lefulefu

i hail u bro

airforce1 come and see o

Tapout:
Yes o... Fine face na d Koko. Me no too care about assets

Hmmmm dt one z only swt at d short run o. You will gt tired at d long run. am speaking out of experince

Tapout:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5910342_2119291414689014865285406619037031346060769n678x509_jpegae5341a120e4f2864b770c72c8358de5

that girl on black is beautiful :-
Too bad I may never get a chance to meet her

beautiful ke, wen u never access d oda cmponents..........abi na only face u dy check?

gmacnoms:
coolpad is better than most of these android fones i'v seen. It's the first android fone i'v loved and used. I'll send you pictures as soon as I get home. Trust me, coolpad beats lots of the fones out there. I'v been using iphone and BlackBerry for years until I found this coolpad. BTW, it's a global fone. Check ebay and oda online stores where u won't find the likes of tecno and infinix

mine z smtn else......will b waitn.......mine z smtn else

gmacnoms:
I ddnt mention how sleek d fone is. It's as sleek as an ipod. I know 2 persons who went to buy it after seeing mine

mine z a wack

luminouz:
Lmaoooooo!!!
N d thing is d girl knows n makes it her duty to wiggle n jiggle her ass anytime she walks past...she prolly wants me to make a move.....but I won't!!
Her dad is a Vulcanizer!!! I value my face abeg!!!

LOL.......dnt go there o. Una too dey close

gmacnoms:
I have coolpad e561. Google it for d specs. Neatly used

COOLPAD.......i wish u luck in ur quest for mugus........

luminouz:
Ur own no reach mine....do u know I always look st my landlady's daughter's big ass anytime she passes by...as a way of whiling away time

ds one weak me

Toks2008:
It is overrated my guy...I have been on set with her in 1998 during the shooting of the soap "Palace" and I'm not impressed even with her body frame sef. ..but as they say..beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder...but for me,she is just there.

I LOVE YOUR SHOE SIR

Choi , see her landed property

Even if she carry jazz confuse me, my guy Bosco go carry splap comot the jazz for my eye...........I cnt even donate my tears wen she eventually dies........

folakemigeh:
Of a truth, more guys will still go ahead and do it compared to the girls.

Guys are wired to give, while girls are wired to take( i'm talking basically about Naija people)


As for me, Yes i can donate my kidney to him if that is what will save his life

tell me smtn