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RomanceI Will Never Forgive Her For This by concho(op): 7:10pm On Oct 24, 2017
THE AGONY OF A BROKE WOMANIZER
I never wanted to share this experince but decided to open up today not minding the the shame.
before i continue, i will love to use this opportunity to curse the first day i set my eyes on Chioma (our landladies only daughter )
Seeing her on my dreams every night was a clear indication to me that she is meant for me. i never knew that hunger could be the cause of such dreams. Her beauty didnt even allow me to give the whole thing a second thought . Her physical appearance even exceeded my taste . Tall, chocolate in colour, hips too is mind blowing . very very eloquent and outspoken .
I told my self that their is no harm in trying. So i decided that before that week runs off, that i must tell chioma my mind. I started reading articles online, just to get more lines and punch lines. My key words on google and search engines was ``how to get a rich girl``. after three days of intensive reading, i started seeing my self as a pro and a love doc. The final stage in my preperation was using my standing fan as a mental picture of her while i stand close to the fan droping my punch lines.
On that faithful evening, i saw her with a keg approaching the filling station very close to our area. I rushed into my apartment, said a brief prayer, brushed my teeth, changed my shirt and applied my 212 collection perfume which i bought 15k for this particular journey. I briefly memorised my lines , took a cold water and left.
I sat infront of my neighbour`s shop which is the only place she must pass before entering her house. 15 minutes later , i saw my soon to be girlfriend coming out with one fresh guy. He was not dressing as rich as my self, but i needed no prophet to tell me that he is a bigger boy. My heart sank, i got confused . so many thoughts started coming in while they approached me. Luckly to me , the guy stopped, gave her a heart breaking hug and started moving north.
I told my self that all hope is not lost , that my time is now. it didnt take 2 minutes for her to get to were i was . I approached her and started dropping my lines. After five minutes of talking, she smiled and asked me to come over to her house the next day by 9am, when the mum must have gone to work. with her reason being that it is getting dark already and she needed to deliver the fuel to the mum.
she left for her house while i walked back to my neighbour`s shop like a boss and demanded for a cold bottle of orijin. I liberally gave out two bottles to my neighbour and his wife. I was drinking mine like a hero. That day seems to be my best day on earth. I went back to my apartment and mailed all the blog owners whom i read all their articles, expressing my gratitude.
The night was very long, day refused to break, i could not even sleep. 9am kept on ringing on my ear. I was busy all through the night imagining how the moment will be like. i even forgot that i had 8am appointment with a client.
Infront of her gate by 9:15 , i entered through the small gate. After 2 minutes of knocking on the well fited turkish door leading to their sitting room, she came out with a smile and led me in. The beauty of the sitting room and its setting rendered me speechless. The plazma tv alone is bigger than my whole room. The cooling effect from the airconditioner gave me a full sense of belonging. She passed the Dstv remote control to me and asked me to feel at home. I was like ``hmmm see wife material o``.
when she noticed that i have already felt at home as she asked me to, the next thing i heard was ``MUM, HE IS HERE``
hmmmmm my friends , nobi me go talk what happend next o
RomanceRe: After I Met Airforce1 My Findings by concho(m): 1:16am On Oct 22, 2017
Did u buy him another plazma tv ?
EducationRe: Photos From The Pool Party Organised By Yabatech Students by concho(m): 1:03am On Oct 22, 2017
So una no see fine girls invite? Nigerians n cheap things
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Behold Our Pre-wedding Pics by concho(m): 6:15pm On Oct 20, 2017
Let us know once the date is fixed...........Orijin shld dominate other brands o .
Remember to arrange a special table for Romancelanders too
TravelRe: Where Is The Best Place To Study and work In Europe? by concho(m): 9:29pm On Oct 18, 2017
sobastical:
Beware of agents
make personal research on Cyprus and you will be wowed
when do they start admitn freshers?
TravelRe: Where Is The Best Place To Study and work In Europe? by concho(m): 3:58pm On Oct 18, 2017
topsyking:
@presleypin
I can see u n dat guy av been playin cat n mouse since..anyway
I will advise u to choose cyprus..let me know ur mind...me n mr chris can give u all d details u need
bro,
please am interested in schooling and working in cyprus. can you please help me with information
RomanceRe: Do Men Seriously Do This?(photo) by concho(m): 8:07am On Oct 18, 2017
Benita27:
He's an irresponsible lad. He must be confusing who a real man is, for a fùckboy. Only fùck boys impregnate their girlfriends without a future plan. If you want a child, put a ring on the finger.

After the deed has been done, you'd foolishly make her your babymama or cry fowl of the lady trying to force you into marriage with a pregnancy.
The term "real men " is an illusion. diaz ntn like a real man
RomanceRe: My Lifestyle Is Not For Everyone(photo Attached) by concho(m): 7:55am On Oct 18, 2017
If every nairalander contribute #0.005 , we fit buy this Airforce1 a good phone with good camera for once, make im get joy like other guys
RomanceRe: What Do You Say When Someone You Don't Love Says I Love You by concho(m): 7:48am On Oct 18, 2017
Dygeasy:
So you need help in helping you to friendzone a guy?


I won't help. That guy might be my brother.


Make I no throw stone for market make e con go meet my family member tongue cheesy
Bro abeg, wetn b ur brand again b4 ds woman close shop
BusinessRe: How Nairaland Has Encouraged Me To Own A Business Today by concho(m): 1:58am On Oct 18, 2017
Hmmmmm ........ You already have a girl behind you. issorite
RomanceRe: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by concho(m): 11:08pm On Oct 14, 2017
grin
raslim20:
I no fit pass for the girl street again, me wey I be dey form 45 minutes man cry
RomanceRe: Pamela Adie: "Coming Out As A Lesbian Is The Best Decision I Ever Made" by concho(m): 11:12pm On Oct 12, 2017
Dillusionist:
you don't know what you are missing;;dick is bae lipsrsealed
Ds one weak me
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie Governorship Homecoming Campaign Holds Sat, Oct. 14th 2017 by concho(m): 10:49pm On Oct 12, 2017
Suspect33:
the same people clamouring for leadership to extend to the youths of this nation are the very same people ridiculing Yul for contesting for governor, na sense una no get, now i know why buhari is the president of Nigeria, Y'all are sheepishly gullible
abeg, collect orijin frm mama nkechi, i go pay wen i cm bk
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by concho(m): 11:30pm On Oct 09, 2017
LadyGuinivere:
The issues for determination are"
1. Yes one can be given visa for medicals. BUT.
a) does your form of depression have a cure or it's just the same medication? Medications can be prescribed or sent down. You have a diagnosis already, do u need to go there to remind diagnose abi Wetin?

b) if theres a cure, why US? Why not India for example

2. By the time you surmount these, ask yourself what are my ties?
So you think about all these. This will answer your question
Thanks for the respons ma'm (a) depression has many types, but the doctors are unable to determine the type of depresion. Non of their prescriptions has given me a one day relief since 2015
(b) I chose USA because the Nurse who decided to help me after seeing how long i have lived with the sickness without any hope of getting well soon is based in USA.
(c) I dnt have tie o..........
please i will love to still hear from you
HealthRe: Help A Dying Brother by concho(op): 11:17pm On Oct 09, 2017
TheArchangel:
what was the diagnosis? Psychosomatic disorder is so vague.
that is exactly the problem. they kept on saying psychosomatic disorder. No medical personel has said anything beyond psychosomatic disorder.
Though i dnt blame them because of the complications involved.
The symptoms are just sporadic. symptoms like ;sleeplesness, malaria, typhoid, irritating headache, internal heat, burning sensation ,stomache ache .........
Am just so confused.
I just want to try getting treatment outside the country.
I chose USA because my sponsor is based in the state and also a nurse.
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by concho(m): 7:34pm On Oct 09, 2017
KaptainAfrika:
I don't know, its really up to the VO. Medical treatments require evidence that you can actually afford it.
ok bro
HealthRe: Help A Dying Brother by concho(op): 7:11pm On Oct 09, 2017
more suggestions pls
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by concho(m): 7:09pm On Oct 09, 2017
KaptainAfrika:
Wait, if someone else filled your information for you on your behalf, it is assumed that the information is correct and true. So why do you want to view it? is it not just to recall the information that was valid at that point in time? for example, where you have travelled to, where you have worked before etc.
thanks bro,
i dnt really know the addreses he used .
you did not make any reference to my first question .
HealthHelp A Dying Brother by concho(op): 6:29pm On Oct 09, 2017
I started having constant headache and burning sensation all over my body in 2015. after so many tests by doctors in my state, they concluded that it is psychosomatic disorder (body and mind not working together) . i was given different drugs which stops working after a while. i was referd to UNTH Enugu where the doctors prescribed amitriptyline which has been working well for two years now. but the problem now is that i cant go a day without taking this drug and they increase the dosage all the time.most cases , i feel like taking my life. am just so tired of everyday sick. it just as if the drug is my life now.
just last month, my friend in the USA suggested that i should come over to the USA for a better treatment, which i accepted, but i do not know if USA give visa for people who want to go for such treatment?
please i need advice.
NB:am tired of visiting our hospitals here
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by concho(m): 6:02pm On Oct 09, 2017
Good evening experts and learners like my self in the house grin
I was denied USA visa in 2015 under section 214b.
currently , am suffering from what my doctors called psychosomatic disorder (body and mind not working together ) . And i have stopped school because of the ailment .I have been taking antideperasant for two years now and i cant do anything productive any day i did not take the drug . one of my friends in the USA advised that i should come over to the USA for treatment.
MY questionS now are , (1) Can USA embassy give me visa to go for this particular treatment
(2) How can i view my last application details, since it was done by my formal employer who wanted me to respresent him in a conference .
RomanceRe: What's Your Definition Of A Broke Guy Or Lady? by concho(m): 9:54am On Oct 03, 2017
Rukkydelta:
I want to say thank you to those lovely nairalanders that wanted to help me financially. May God continue to bless you richly,you guys are amazing and please I'm not broke was just kidding around at least I can eat three times a day. If you go through all my posts on this thread you will see where I said that I was just kidding.
Please you guys should try to help those that are less privileged among you, you can pay a visit to places like orphanage home, hospitals etc
I just confirmed that some nairalanders really have a heart of gold, thanks guys. I love you all
Cc:
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Concho
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BiafranBushBoy

Good morning
You are wc dear
RomanceRe: What's Your Definition Of A Broke Guy Or Lady? by concho(m): 11:00pm On Oct 02, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Lol
What were you thinking?
I don't recall the first one, it will be a good thing if you can remind me about it
Chai , diaz God o.......i hv evn thanked him on ur bhav n also planning on how to cntribute my own quota without bn misunderstood.
u gt mind o
RomanceRe: What's Your Definition Of A Broke Guy Or Lady? by concho(m): 10:55pm On Oct 02, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
Touched by your siggy I must say.You're so REAL.. smiley
I'll like to bless your business in a very little way...
PM me
#Bless
God bless u bro
BusinessRe: How You Can Make Up To 500k Every Month On Fiverr With $10 by concho(m): 11:10am On Sep 29, 2017
cherylstun:
will shoot you an email asap
please i need d guide to.
make it affordable. aniventng@gmail.com
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 4 Internet Fraudsters In Benin(photos) by concho(m): 1:59pm On Sep 28, 2017
hahahaha funny man
grin
guiddoti:
Wu wan remember mi again? I don receive yeye format sotail grin
BusinessRe: How You Can Make Up To 500k Every Month On Fiverr With $10 by concho(m): 2:38pm On Sep 27, 2017
accept me for d group
BusinessRe: How To Own Your Own CLOTHES BRANDS With Just#50k.profit Of Over #200K Monthly by concho(m): 7:27am On Sep 27, 2017
see as u kill ur self by ur self
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 4 Internet Fraudsters In Benin(photos) by concho(m): 12:28am On Sep 27, 2017
guiddoti:
tah! Groundnut money! Is only ungrounded village headmistress will fall soon. Those mumu format you call educated ones will fall.
Oga, u nogo undersrand .
Pray they dnt remember u.
The you knw dt dia r ppl who cant fail a visa interview? evn wen dey go with incomplete documents.
This world z deep bro, things happen in d air.
CelebritiesRe: E-money And His 3 Sons Rock Matching "Agbada" In New Photos by concho(m): 9:14pm On Sep 24, 2017
IamAirforce1:
She's not the photo type

But very very pretty and light skinned too.
See as he dy talk like say im dn see d lady one on one...........
CareerRe: 5 Reason You Should Learn ICT Skills While Doing Other Jobs by concho(m): 12:43am On Sep 23, 2017
Kamxin:
.

Any job that can be gotten with a degree, can be gotten without degree, in the world of ICT.

ICT is same with maths, if you solve a mathematical problem, who would ask you for degree, instead any body there with degree or PhD will hide the paper they are holding. ICT problems are too many looking for people to try and come out with partial solution.
Before I forget read stories like bill gates, Facebook guy, Steve Jobs etc then you will realize how degree is useless in the face of ICT
thanks a lot bro........my bro might need this
CareerRe: 5 Reason You Should Learn ICT Skills While Doing Other Jobs by concho(m): 11:34pm On Sep 22, 2017
My question is this,
Is it possible to get a job with ict skills without a degree . If yes, which one?

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