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It was a memorable night. But not for the right reasons. At least, not for the reasons you think. I was a final year student in a school of very high repute. And I had been dating my boyfriend for almost three years. Yes, I was one of those ‘good girls’, who didn’t want to have sex until I got married. And I said this much to my boyfriend. He seemed to understand, or maybe he pretended to understand, because he still tried on occasion to get me to ‘do stuff’. I would usually stop at kissing, and demurely move away when his hands started to go places I thought they had no business going. Sometimes, he would gracefully accept it and other times, he would try to pressure me into going further. So, I stopped going to see him in his room. I told myself it was dangerous ground, and that as long as I kept away from quiet places, where there was a bed, I would be fine.

Of course, he...

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These past few months with you have offered me a different perspective, not just on human relationships but on life. I remember vividly the first time we exchanged messages on Messenger and how I gave in to an impulse to call you. I had no idea why I did, and I’m yet to fully understand what caused the thought. Whatever the cause, I am glad it showed up and I did not ignore it. It gave me you.

In many ways, life is full of temporary things, and it is a distinct fault in our make-up to search for wholeness in fragmented pieces of our existence. I say this because I feel like my whole life has been directed towards filling a void that has long existed, a search for something not fully envisioned or describable, and I am inclined to look in places which, in hindsight, there was little chance of finding it. The reason for this is clear: until what is looked for is fully formed in the mind, one would not know when he finds it.

While starting out our friendship, I had this sense of impermanence. You were B, from Kaduna, schooling in South Africa, a devout Christian with a blog in which she documented her experiences and the lessons. This might sound a...

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“A man can cheat on you but still love you.”

He looked at me emotionlessly and said this. Not once, but twice.

And it didn’t stop there. “But a woman can’t cheat and still love her man”.

Lord Jesus. African men and their stupid double standards. So you mean to say, after fixing your meals day after day for practically four years, carrying our child for 9 months and going over and beyond just to be a good wife to you… Number 1 – you would have the affront to cheat on me? and Number 2 – you would look me in the eyes and say you still love me afterwards?

Walahi! I’ll be dammed.

We thank God oo. We thank God that I am not one of those women that have been brainwashed to think that cheating is love. Which kind of love?

And this is the insufficient evidence that he attempted to back up his point with. “Don’t you beat your child and still love them”.

Which kind of fantastic fool of a man are you? Yes, I beat my child for their own good. So they will learn and be well behaved. Will you now come and tell me that you will cheat on me for my own good? Where is the good. – You want to give me disease abi?

My people listen.

As far as I’m concerned, a man can not cheat on his woman and still love her, but neither can a woman cheat on her man and...

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Ladies of the world, if you treat your man right, if you cook for him, clean up for him, give him good head and sex, give him a belly rub each time he comes back from work, and don’t ask too many questions, I can guarantee you that you’ll have yourself a fruitful and faithful man that will never cheat on you…

You will also own a unicorn, three golden dragon eggs worth a billion dollars each, and lastly, dollar will finally be equivalent to one Naira. Can I get an amen, someborry?

Let’s just be clear: I did not say all men cheat. That is a topic for another day. All I am saying is that if your man is predisposed to cheating, there is nothing – I repeat – nothing that will stop him from cheating. If you like, cut off his third leg, he will surely find another way. It’s really not worth drinking Panadol over.

So, here’s a short list of the different types of cheaters to help you identify the key signs that your man might have a wandering eye. Please don’t think you can change him if the description seems to fit quite close to home o, you’ll just give yourself headache.

1. Long Throat Cheaters

These ones are the easiest to detect if you are even 50% observant. You will never catch them cheating though, but the signs and symptoms are heavily present. They can be on your parole now, toasting you right now, whispering sweet nothings into your ears, but the minute another girl walks by, they become distracted.

These are the guys that will travel across the country just to get knacks. If you know you can’t deal with always wondering where your boo is, and what is he up when he is not with you, better run. It’s not worth the suspense.

2. Hold Body Cheaters

Have you ever been on the road, and all these touts come and start begging for money using the phrase “Oga abeg find us something make we for use take hold body!”? As the word implies, hold body is a temporary something, something you can use to...

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Men do so many things to women that can be difficult to handle. Sometimes a woman just wants to go all anti-men but nah… We love them still. So here are the most annoying things men do in my opinion. This is not a male-bashing article, so please keep an open mind while reading this.

1. THE MACHO THING

Sometimes, men have strong emotional reactions to situations, but as soon as they become aware of their emotions, they quickly hide them behind a mask and act like they don’t have a heart. Men are just as human as women are. It is okay to feel things and let it show. It is not weakness; it is strength!

2. THE “I FORGOT” THING

How is it that men remember when the game is on, when a new football season starts but can’t remember important events like birthdays, anniversaries, special places like where we met, had our first Kiss, where we went on our first date… The list could go on and on! These things seem unimportant to men but to many women, remembering these details is a big deal because it shows that you care about the relationship.

3. THE PMS THING

When a woman gets angry over something serious, a man’s first guess is “Oh, she is probably PMS-ing”. Really, bruh? I am mad cause you did something that doesn’t feel right. How is this still about me? While I agree that women tend to be a bit sensitive during this time, it is rarely ever the entire reason for a woman getting angry.

4. THE “NOT FLIRTING” THING

Okay, this is one is particularly annoying because yeah, I can see you checking the other girl out and I know she is attractive but hello! I am right here! Yeah me… Your pretty girlfriend. Men flirting with or...


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I decided to find out which means of transportation described people’s sex lives and why. These two things are obviously connected, what with people saying “ride”, “take you on the ride of your life” and all. Without further ado, let’s get into the answers I got from 15 people. Enjoy!

Space shuttle:- Takes you to outer space.

Uber in Ibadan:- Enough to get by but with periods of drought.

Ship:- Takes a while for a new person to settle into it but once you figure out each other’s rhythm, it’s a cruise from there on.

Bullet train:- You have so much you lose count, you probably don’t even keep track of faces too.

A bus, transport line grade:- Occasional but not so much you lose count.

Unicycle:- Almost impossible to ride, so it becomes a self-service transport system. You keep yourself balanced by riding yourself.

Hot air balloon:- Starts slow with a little flame… Then it gets hotter and gets you higher… The experience is always overwhelming.

Toy car:- Your sex life is a joke.

Walking:- No ride. God knows at this point in your life your sex life does not even have a learner’s permit.

Bike:- Your sex life is two tyred right now. Get it?

An empty train:- So many ladies yet you don’t get any action.

Bicycle:- There’s space for only one lover.

Train:- Long, relatively slow… Hints of non-human sounds here and there. A stop doesn’t signify the end of the journey. You stop, take a break, then continue.. Seems like a work out session sometimes as the name “train” implies… Oh! And trains have “coaches” too. �

Train (alternative definition):- Sex keeps going. Fwb kind of relationship: it’s steady for a period of time, stops at times when feelings are...


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