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Natasha, i love u 4 being  loyal and saying things d way it is. U are d bomb

[quote author=Pricelesss link=topic=883278.msg10307523#msg10307523 date=13306097
it has been inscribed on it dat' keep out of reach of children. But ur nephew funny oo

As we all knows that old age is a constant and inevitable thing (if not deprived by untimely death).
Who do u think is going to have an old age good look between the two footballers?

mukina2:
http://dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=155637:teachers-protest-downgrading-of-tai-solarin-university-&catid=1:news&Itemid=2

NUT just made a nice statement, i wonder how a government wiil just wake up one morning and decides to scrap a full-fledged university, not even a mere uni but uni of education. A school that d whole nation looks up to 4 d improvement and standardization of our educational section.
I wonder what d minister of education was doing concernin dis issue. I think d school should be owned and managed by d federal govt because its d 1st of its kinds(just like U.I).

Andre Uweh:
The University Of Nigeria Nsukka should be named after him. In my opinion, it should be called Chukwuemeka Ojukwu University of Nigeria-COUN, Nsukka.

Not only university of Nigerian, you ought 2 av said Nigeria at large should be named after him. Prominent Nigerians with positive inflence have not been immortalize not to talk of a destroyer, a racial discriminator and an uncompatriot citizen who neva believed in NIGERIA should now be immortalized.
NONSENSE

™☀GOOD AFTERNOON!™☀
♥Ladies And Gentlemen!♥
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE UNENDIN GAME!
''THE LAST MAN STANDING''
The person who comments last wins.
I will give you all a starting word with each letter that ends your sentence, the next person to comment will use your last word 2 start their sentence in that order,e.g'' WELCOME TO THE GAME'' The next person will use d word ''GAME'' e.g gameof sort is for matured minds,Next person will start his/her sentence with ''MIND'' and so on . . .
LET's
Go,
LET'S HAVE FUN

@ poster, u're hitting d point, i discovered dt almost all nairaland ladies(not all) are against u just becoz dey are all dsame. Ladies are d one wrecking men of their financial lifes and disturbing d country's economical advancement. Out of 1000 ladies usin bb, 900 acquires it tru dia p**sy, 90 were pampered with it by friends n family, only d remaining 10 bought it wit dia money.
BB IS MORE DAN A CURSE 2 NIGERIANS.

Detongue:
Beat dat stup-i-d man very well. 4 once, d women re taking d bull by d horn. Up women!!!

Is dis somethin 2 rejoice and felicitate about?

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@humblebee
This world is a misery, human reasoning is even worse!

This man has been "exercising restraint" and does not retaliate, yet you both call him SHAMELESS MAN for that level of self-control?

if he retaliates, you will still turn around and call him a "Wife-beater"?

If he decides to avoid her and leave the home, you will still label him as abandoning and evading responsibility!

What d feck is he then suppose to do?

Maybe when the wife finally murders him with a Pestle blow to the head, YOU WILL BE SATISFIED!

Ooh, l forgot, you will still say he must have done something bad to her to deserve being murdered by his wife

Aaah, man don suffer for Naija o!
I just hope and pray some Naija women will not "over-do it" (push their wickedness too far) and find themselves in the same shoe as their womenfolks abroad.

I think marriage (like it is abroad), is fast loosing its appeal among Nigerian men as well.

You dont have to marry, to have a child.
You dont have to marry, to be responsible for the children you both bring to the world, if that is the last option to give you peace of mind and avoid premature death!

The "Western world" realized that a few decades ago, maybe we are getting there as well.
I sure hope we dont go that route.

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Abi now, naija women are now turnin marriage to hell 4 men, its high time we give birth without them, its time we prove 2 dem dt we can live fine without dem. I pray God deliver us ooo[quote author=Barr. Gene link=topic=875516.msg10244508#msg10244508 date=1329855997]What a man can do, a woman can do even better.[/quote]In beating? Wat a man can do, a woman can destroy,demolish and scatter.

nobody go wan try me 4 draught, scrabble and chess

Draught takes d lead but i love CHESS dan any oda game, its a matured n big boyz game

Since the inception of the abnormalities about the fuel subsidy removal, our pastors are yet to utter a statement.
Could it be that they are statisfied with the chaos, or is it that will of God for we nigerians?
How i wish they all gather to rain curses on our tormentors, the likes of GEJ,SLS,NOI AND DAM.

They wil not listen.

D girl applied sense

It was discovered dt unemployment has set d pace for some decades back, but it seems d unwanted vice has been crown, designed and honoured by our so called leaders.
A broda of mine who graduated 3yrs back is yet 2 get a job, in d process of trying 2 get one, he was asked 2 get some cash 2 pursue an immovable thing. He was told 2 get #1.2million for a custom job or #1.8m for army. I now wonda wat d heck is wrong with my father land.
Pls i need ur suggestions and contribution on how to alleviate and solve this challenge.

Top radio is da bomb, cos of top of d mornin(tosin bucknor) and top playlist

He who has head av no cap, while he dat has cap have got no head.
U are comin 2 naija 2 skul while am tired of naija education. A friend of mine just moved 2 ghana 2 start afresh wen she was already in 200l despite d fact dt she was in a private institutn, y because, she was tired of naija education.
Think well and take d right step. All d best

Its a welcome idea, but in solvin a problen we create anoda, i tink d ffg problem will arise:
1. Unwanted tribalism and ethnicity
2. Insufficient monitoring process by d state govt.
3. Bloody and brutal election.
4. Easy access 2 d division of d country, etc.
So ao do we go abt dis problems, somebody 2 ans me

Beaf:
I think this two word thing is getting tired now.

is it by force 4 u 2 comment?

ShangoThor:
Slave Coast
~ where people in the most populous Black African country of the world will never taste true freedom or liberty.

agreed, u re makin sense

Sun of god:
A Disgrace

to whom?

Describe nigeria in two words. To me,it's a
POLITICIAN'S BUSINESS

Kindly meet wit d bank authourities nt just d bank manager, becos who knows wat d banker is going 2ru presently? I know if u do dis, u are going 2 save @ least a soul and u wil neva regret it. Pls dont meet wit d branch manager alone becos 90% of d managers are thieves, make sure u meet wit d bank general overseer authourities and u wil neva av d cause 2 blame urself

Loving sum1 is as a result of qualities seen in her/him. It can be calculated thus:
L=p+q~c.
The L is d love we r talkin abt, p, is d person u love + d qualities(q) seen in him/her, which wil directly leads 2 d compatibility btw d 2 parties.
But, frankky speaking, real love exists without any qualities bcoz it is 99% axiomatic dt d seen qualities wil die or fade.
WE OUGHT 2 LOVE WITHOUT QUALITIES, BECOZ GOD LOVED US WITHOUT ANY QUALITIES OR REASONS.

An eng teacher was just employed 2 teach her @ home, so it requires some mths 2 keep off d public until when her speakin english has been completely reshaped n reformed.
So watch out

An eng teacher was just employed 2 teach her @ home, so it requires some mths 2 keep off d public until when her speakin english has been completely reshaped n reformed.
So watch out

Obj administration,
complete danger,
boko haram regime

Jonathans' badluck,
blood suckers,
naija bombers,
selfless beggers,
obj pickin.

D first thing i will do is to scrap away dis demoncracy of tin(as fela wil cal it) and chang d govt into a military regime.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=776801.msg9302609#msg9302609 date=1318127418]I will not allow my MIL to mistreat me in my own home and neither will I mistreat her in  my home.

That's why its best to build a home with a man, than to move into his home.

I will not tolerate any "You are under my roof" seminar from any man.[/quote]

Dia's is a total diff btw my mother n my wife.
My wife can neva perform my mum's function neither can my mum perform my wife's duties. D son/husband is d middle man, so he should know how 2 protect both parties in oda 2 avoid commotion bcs wen it happens he suffers most. Dia some things d son should let his mum know about likewise warnins made 2 d wife. But all in all a wife can forsake u but ur mum wil neva.

Dia's is a total diff btw my mother n my wife.
My wife can neva perform my mum's function neither can my mum perform my wife's duties. D son/husband is d middle man, so he should know how 2 protect both parties in oda 2 avoid commotion bcs wen it happens he suffers most. Dia some things d son should let his mum know about likewise warnins made 2 d wife. But all in all a wife can forsake u but ur mum wil neva.