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okpariji remember ur left leg.

odiaero:


It is very easy to detect who just started using internet for the first time, they usually post their ugly pics thinking they are handsome all because of the excitement, here comes one of em, he must be typing from Cafe in Ajegunle

am of thesame view, the guy must av attain the age of 20, not even considering the adage that says"A FOOL AT TWENTY IS A FOOL FOREVER

mikealz:
am living in american and enjoying fried chicken, is imposible for me to be affected bro man

So, those in america dont xperience natural disaster? they are ever more vulnerable to disaster than we do here. nonsense talk from nonsense mouth in nonsense body. mthcewwwwwwwwww

My dad stil gives me cash, even my mum. but as a guy i stil need to hustle and get more becos i can neva expect everything, i mean everything from him. boxers, brush, unders, galfrnd allowee, etc, should be hustle for by myself. Dats a guy for u. but my sister,everything considered to be necessary not mandatory will be given to her, but i neva mind

IBADAN – DISSATISFIED with its unchallenged bombing activities in the North, Boko Haram has threatened to extend the reign of terror to southern parts of the country.

Leaders of the sect said yesterday that their radar was now on University of Ibadan (UI), University of Benin (UNIBEN) and 18 other universities, which they said they would bomb between yesterday (September 12) and September 17.

Boko Haram sent an e-mail last Thursday to the mail box of UNIBEN Registrar, notifying the institution of its resolve to bomb the university as part of its agenda to stop western education in the country. Last week, there was a bomb scare at the Lagos State Secretariat, Alausa.

In the purported e-mail, the Islamic Sect gave September 12 to 17 as the target date to detonate bombs at the higher institution, warning that the message was “not a threat, but a notification which must be strictly adhered to.”

The sect declared that it had listed University of Benin alongside 19 other universities where it planned to explode bombs within the stipulated period it gave, saying “Western education must stop in Nigeria. May Allah bless us.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/boko-haram-threatens-to-bomb-ui-uniben-18-others/

i'm single just because it is not yet time. shekanah

man u 4 liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

ice234:
na so oh

u get mouth jare

Ajibel:
this should have been posted in the cartoon section

do we av cartoon section here? you people normally do as u sabi all.mtchewww

woetooam4j:
Keep fooling yourself.

what's the meaning of that?

Nollywood actress Stephanie Okereke has landed an ambassadorial deal with Japanese Corporation ‘Kaneka’, makers of ‘Kanekalon’ hair fibre.

Okereke’s deal, we gathered, will primarily be to promote the company’s product and participating in its marketing campaigns.

stephanie

As contained in a release, her responsibilities will include being part of Kanekalon’s Brand Building campaign, Kanekalon ‘Salon Storm’ Activation, Kanekalon ‘Night of a Thousand Braids’ event and other brand promotional activities.

Apparently the deal is finalized, as the actress’ television commercial for Kanekalon is already running on TV stations across the country.

The Marketing Manager, Kanekalon Division for Kaneka Corporation, Hideaki Nakamura noted that Kaneka’s decision to sign an ambassador is the company’s commitment to promote the African woman and more so, to expand its scope in Nigeria.

Nakamura added; “the deal with Stephanie is consistent with Kaneka’s policy of using the best talents everywhere the company has presence, to promote our product and Stephanie came highly recommended in this area.”

Speaking on the deal Ms Okereke promised live up to her billing and use the platform to preach and stipulate the African woman outlook.

“The African woman is legendary for her beauty and her strength, her style and grace; she is an epitome of beauty, and unmatched quality and a style icon. All this I hope to promote as Kanekalon ambassador,” she assured.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/stephanie-okereke-hits-goldmine/

Nollywood actress Stephanie Okereke has landed an ambassadorial deal with Japanese Corporation ‘Kaneka’, makers of ‘Kanekalon’ hair fibre.

Okereke’s deal, we gathered, will primarily be to promote the company’s product and participating in its marketing campaigns.

stephanie

As contained in a release, her responsibilities will include being part of Kanekalon’s Brand Building campaign, Kanekalon ‘Salon Storm’ Activation, Kanekalon ‘Night of a Thousand Braids’ event and other brand promotional activities.

Apparently the deal is finalized, as the actress’ television commercial for Kanekalon is already running on TV stations across the country.

The Marketing Manager, Kanekalon Division for Kaneka Corporation, Hideaki Nakamura noted that Kaneka’s decision to sign an ambassador is the company’s commitment to promote the African woman and more so, to expand its scope in Nigeria.

Nakamura added; “the deal with Stephanie is consistent with Kaneka’s policy of using the best talents everywhere the company has presence, to promote our product and Stephanie came highly recommended in this area.”

Speaking on the deal Ms Okereke promised live up to her billing and use the platform to preach and stipulate the African woman outlook.

“The African woman is legendary for her beauty and her strength, her style and grace; she is an epitome of beauty, and unmatched quality and a style icon. All this I hope to promote as Kanekalon ambassador,” she assured.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/stephanie-okereke-hits-goldmine/

At the close of work today, the 30 finalists for this year’s Gulder Ultimate Search (GUS) 8 will emerge. The 30 contestants will be revealed at an elaborate event which will take place by 6pm at the Eko Hotel and Suites, Victoria Island.

More than 21,000 persons enlisted to partake in the contest. After rigourous and painstaking physical selection exercises which held in locations in Abuja, Benin, Owerri and Lagos, the thousands of applicants were pruned to 60.

The 60 persons were then taken through professional psychological test to ascertain the depth of their mental alertness, level of creativity, impulse, temperament, preparedness and patience for the jungle life. 15 of them failed to meet with the required standards and were dropped.

Tonight, the 45 applicants will know their fate as another 15 will be asked to go home, while the final 30 contestants will proceed to the jungle.

The winner of this year’s edition of the reality TV show will go home with N7 million, a brand new SUV worth N10 million and N500, 000 wardrobe allowance.

This year’s version of the reality TV show has been tagged Contest of Champions.

Gulder Ultimate Search is Nigeria’s first 100% local content reality TV show. It was first staged in 2004 and has been organized annually. This year’s edition is the eighth in the series. .
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/gus-8-30-finalists-emerge/

abi, no be so?

Following intelligence reports indicating that Boko Haram suicide bombers have been sent to unleash bomb attacks on military formations, including the Defence headquarters of the armed forces, military personnel have been put on alert with the Defence headquarters in Abuja, now a no go area.

It has been gathered that the Armed Forces have received intelligence report which shows that the ‘boat house’ in particular, housing the DHQ, AHQ, NHQ and Air Force headquarters, was a primary target by the group to seek revenge for the devastating blows the military has inflicted on the group since the constitution of the Special Task Force in Maiduguri.

To checkmate the threat or any eventuality, Vanguard gathered, that the armed forces have put in place additional security measures.

Vanguard was told that the armed forces was not taking the threat lightly because of the bombings of the Police headquarters and the UN house barely few weeks ago hence the restriction of movement into and out of military formations, as well as the Defence headquarters.

Consequently, the Directors of Intelligence at headquarters Nigeria Army, DMI, Naval intelligence, DNI, and Air Force intelligence, DAI, are now personally coordinating security arrangements at the Defence headquarters supervised by a Major General.

As a result of the stringent security measures, anybody coming to the Defence Headquarters must be on appointment from a senior military officer while the road directly opposite the gate of the Defence headquarters has been blocked by military vehicles with fierce looking armed soldiers manning them.

Furthermore, Vanguard gathered that the military high command has consequently advised military officers within the complex to be wary of the type of visitors they invite into the complex while a directive for additional security equipment to check vehicles including that of military personnel have been deployed for use.

A top source at the Defence headquarters explained that the military is seen as the last hope of every Nigerian in this matter, adding that once this place is attacked the country is in trouble and that is why additional security measures are being put in place.

It was gathered that Boko Haram members have been boasting that since they have succeeded in bombing the police headquarters and the United Nations building in Abuja, there is nothing preventing them from bombing the Defence headquarters.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/09/boko-haram-military-beefs-up-security-in-defence-hqtrs-barracks/

naijababe:
If there's anything I've learnt in my not so long career, it's that if I start a company and want to hire, I won't place a lot of emphasis on their paper grade. I used to believe in the hype of class of degree until I started working; there's more to what you can offer than your class of degree

Most of these recruiting firms dont look @ that instead, u see them saying for first class and second class upper, i hope they will gear up and realise that most of these 2-2 graduates are far better than some 1st class holder.

This goes directly to the ladies in the house. Will you allow any of your in-laws especially your mother-in-law to reside with you?
If yes, for how long and why?
If no, why?

If anybody has a clue about any vacancy, i am fully interested. Thanks

Thanks to everbody, esp ajanlekoko. I did advised him to start with his 2nd degree, but he has always been complainin about his financial standard. Infact, he's doesnt know wat exactly to do, d jobs are nt coming, there is no capital to start up a biz, neither is there money to futher his study. He has this feeling of dejection and rejection. I had to pick up the job search myself, but i'm yet to find one.

Nawaooo, so Nigeria don dey depot, immigration pls come deport me 2 UK.
Useless peep

Nawaooo, so Nigeria don dey depot, immigration pls come deport me 2 UK.
Useless peep

Money and material tinz are nt d basics to a relatnship. Its just a sin qua non.

When i gained my admission into an institution some years back, my parent warned me not 2 return home with nothing less than 2(1). But gone are those days when graduates will be honoured n glorified without considering thier honours. A friend of mine was humiliated some days back with his 2(2) paper, when a minister who wanted to help him in securing a job lambasted him that he has just wasted 4 good years. Then i thought to myself that Wole soyinka is a living witness to this issue of graduands honour. Are second class lower still relevant and recognised in this Naija?

Roland17:
Pls don't blame him, afterall "A mad man is never ashamed of his actions especially in public, it's his family and friends that suffer the shame"

Dont mind him, as his name connotes i tink he fell off from bike somedays ago. AJIREBI or wat do u cal urself, its beta u go back 2 where u are coming from (YABA) bcs dis is a matured site 4 d matured peoples.
U av only came here 2 humiliate n downgrade d yorubas. OMO ALE (BASTARD)

Roland17:
Pls don't blame him, afterall "A mad man is never ashamed of his actions especially in public, it's his family and friends that suffer the shame"

Dont mind him, as his name connotes i tink he fell off from bike somedays ago. AJIREBI or wat do u cal urself, its beta u go back 2 where u are coming from (YABA) bcs dis is a matured site 4 d matured peoples.
U av only came here 2 humiliate n downgrade d yorubas. OMO ALE (BASTARD)

Some foods have no english name except the traditional names. It is pretty difficult for me to say name of the food i took this morning in english. I ate beans and corn. Please bail me out

Some foods have no english name except the traditional names. It is pretty difficult for me to say name of the food i took this morning in english. I ate beans and corn. Please bail me out

How can we expect things 2 change 4 beta in naija wen a simple truth can,t be heard from d V.C of our so called premier uni.
He ought 2 have added one 0 as thier normal habit in order 2 make it 3billions 4 fish alone.

Still d only 1 - sunny neji
I dont know much- aron nevil and
just d way u are bruno mars

Still d only 1 - sunny neji
I dont know much- aron nevil and
just d way u are bruno mars

I was standing by d roadside somedays back, and i discovered toyota camry and honda products were into an unconcluding competition, 2 days later i was at conference hotel for a seminar,on getting to the hotel park lately to park my rover, i discovered the park was filled wit these two products.
These concious notice of mine was as a result of my intention in changing my rover, so am in a state of confusion in choosing one. Pls i need you peoples view about the two products

I was standing by d roadside somedays back, and i discovered toyota camry and honda products were into an unconcluding competition, 2 days later i was at conference hotel for a seminar,on getting to the hotel park lately to park my rover, i discovered the park was filled wit these two products.
These concious notice of mine was as a result of my intention in changing my rover, so am in a state of confusion in choosing one. Pls i need you peoples view about the two products

I was standing by d roadside somedays back, and i discovered toyota camry and honda products were into an unconcluding competition, 2 days later i was at conference hotel for a seminar,on getting to the hotel park lately to park my rover, i discovered the park was filled wit these two products.
These concious notice of mine was as a result of my intention in changing my rover, so am in a state of confusion in choosing one. Pls i need you peoples view about the two products

congratz, wishin u all d best in ur marraige.