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MasterJayJay:
90% of Nigerian muslims support death for blasphemy.
That means 90% of muslims are potential terrorists.

Why do we have sharia court but we don't have christian courts in Nigeria?

If you are fighting for your god or dead prophet, it means your religion lacks spiritual power and your god is useless.


I can never live in any muslim dominated area in Nigeria.

Christian courts?

Hahahaha

Don't make me laugh - In Shao Khan's voice

EmperorCaesar:

Case of depression or maybe he was murdered in cold blood
All the toils of man under the sun

And with the current level and strength off investigation off crimes in the country, the bolded can be blatantly done without care for gloves. Just overpower the slugger and hang him somewhere.. smh

DeepSight:
You cant even spell the word "Israel."



Just as all your great grand fathers and mothers have perished for not knowing or following Jesus, right?

Ah...

Hahahahahaha

DeepSight:
Honestly it's so sickening. And for saying so, the iddiots will conclude that I am Ibo.

At all events, even if I was, they carry on as though being Ibo is some sort of disease.

It's truly sad to watch.

Just criticize the govt and you must be Ibo. It's so infantile.

The same govt showing them shege meta

It's like they're comfy with having their tribesman in leadership even if everything is going south for the country.

The stupidity knows no bounds.

Typical case of suffering and smiling.. SMH

Happy Easter o. I know you're no christian, neither am I but I still dey enjoy all celebration as long as if wahala come I'll be expected to suffer it too, I can't consciously exclude my royal self when enjoyment set.

For every action, there's a reaction not necessarily equal and opposite- Daddy Isaac Newton


Yes, that's karma. Simple..

Don't get confused or let anyone deceive you. There are a million ways to die or catch monkey for that matter

CodeTemplar:
That's about 31 meals a month based on minimum wage.

And a meal a day for 31days..

Thunder fire wahala..

Smh

truthhurtsnaira:
Black people are the only people living a life far and and opposite of their ancestors…
That why the red wigs wearing girls and Hennessy drinking guys are easy targets for racism and discrimination worldwide…

Dancing all on social media, even the poor Uganda kids shaking their nyash on dirt roads…. Really?
Bad governments, greed and jealousy, and trending here to their.

See Ampiano dances… have you watched the dances with mute on….. they look like FOOLS….

Anyway we are our own problems

Our ancestors were conquered first.

The change started from them and then.

Why?

They were helpless to the marauding invaders.

Are we helpless today?

Yes and no.

Identity s already lost. Most only know about the history the same conquerors old them about their own ancestors.

Abeg, I too lazy to bother about a person wey no even care about his own circumstances.

DeepSight:
But seriously. So selfish that someone on this thread wondered about who she will send on errands if she doesn't have children.

And almost to a man, those in the "you must have a child" camp have focused on the frailties of old age and who would help them at such a time.

There is something almost mercenary and exploitative about such an approach to child bearing.

True.

That's why "most" people try as much as they could to nurture, educate the children they have as much as they could and as they see fit. So what's wrong in hoping, wishing and even requesting to not be forgotten at an advanced age? It's a justified selfishness abeg

As for this daddy o, Instead of getting all wrinkling and shaky, I'd rather kick jerrycan now and spare my children the wahala of caring for a weak old man.

As for errands, I'm already used to being alone and doing things myself (I have that constant feeling that if I sent someone, they wouldn't do it the way I like and I'm so set in doing things a certain way, lazy way sha. . )

DeepSight:
As sad and pitiful as this story is, the fact still remains that it is a selfish reason to have children. And so many of us have this thinking on this subject: "Who will take care of you in your old age."

While it's an understandable thought, it remains a shallow and self centred reason for something as profound as bringing another soul into the world.

I am yet to hear anyone say something such as - "I want to have a child in order to impart what learning, talent and vision I can to the future of humanity." Rather it's always all about how lonely I will be, who will take care of me, how jealous of my friends I will be.... Me, me, me, me.

Shallow.

On this matter, selfish is good..

Don't say shallow.

As for the bolded, ah. Don't make me laugh please..

Anyhoo, there must be continuation...

Obnoxious2001:
Wetin be this

It's the weed talking..

[quote author= post=129141404]Simple sturvs......[/quote]Yes o... Never mind..

Lazy pipu like you and I wouldn't even bother

With all ya mathematician brains, you can't best us when it comes to plus and minus on osusu.. if you like multiply am, my money must complete..

I've heard off people entering a new country and eating losses as they don't know how to spend the new currency. Me always be like, oya dey lie dey go, orhué na...

TheBillyonaire:
What spirit possesses these people?

E shock you?

The lazy man has provided a lazy way to solve the "bandits" wahala plaguing the country..

Hahahaha, these buffoons are even lazier than yours truly.

Jakumo:
The complete loss of physical coordination, those meaningless gesticulations, and the wild animalistic ululations screamed by these drug-crazed men are indicative of severe intoxication with PCP (Phencyclidine), a powerful veterinary tranquilizer known to induce outright madness in human beings dosed with less than 10mg of PCP, while those dosed with more than 10mg of PCP are usually rendered comatose.

Alarmingly 24% of illegal cannabis sold on the streets of American cities is contaminated with enough PCP to trigger an assortment of mental illnesses immediately . Grow your own cannabis or QUIT forever so as not to become a PCP or Fentanyl statistic.

I don't know about the US or it's streets but I already suspected the bolded going on in Nigeria. Some werey are deliberately "touching" our weed and adding funny things.

I used to love weed until I discovered it's no longer doing me the way it used to. Hotness in my head and eyes. It was never something I experienced with it in the 90s. The millennium just dey change am for everyone so I kukuma stay my own lane.

I only do my weed tea or smoke it when it's relaxation time in Delta State as I can. get fresh untouched "goods" easily.

Franzinni:
It's high time the oldies go and sit down and let young brains bring fresh ideas ....


The old ones are still stuck in the 70s. And have been trained to see the white man as god

Ah yes...

Until we see a different result in Senegal. Who's to say the young man is not on a string with an old baba at the other end..

It's a commendable change still. At least, there's a change for once in the land.

TheBillyonaire:
Scan the picture for GPS Coordinates and follow up with drone surveillance then deploy special unit for tatatatatataata

Oh.. and who u dey tell?
Which drone sef?

Drone money wey dem don share chop?

Still referring to these guys as bandits even now shows the government is not willing to combat the problem.

Since when bandits and terrorists become mate?

Yeye ppl

MasterJayJay:
APC Tinubu government has bastardized the word 'rescue'.

If you really rescued them, what happened to the terrorists that kidnapped them?

APC has paid billions of naira to the terrorists who freed the students.

They are not terrorists, but bandits- courtesy former Info Minister Liar Mohamed


And as fgor what happened to the " bandits"? ..

They are now repentant..

I no even know if make I laugh or cry for Nigeria matter and the shamelessness of these people at the helms of affairs.

SMH

MasterJayJay:
APC Tinubu government has bastardized the word 'rescue'.

If you really rescued them, what happened to the terrorists that kidnapped them?

APC has paid billions of naira to the terrorists who freed the students.

They are not terrorists, but bandits- courtesy former Info Minister Liar Mohamed


And as fgor what happened to the " bandits"? ..

They are now repentant..

I no even know if make I laugh or cry for Nigeria matter and the shamelessness of these people at the helms of affairs.

Amh

All the ancestors look like corpses already...

The last pix even had the young wife made up like Liz Benson corpse in that Diamond Ring movie ... SMH

Abeg make una leave the ancestors alone. See young wives they blessed themselves with. Later, baba will start complaining of young men in the area "chopping" his food, like he should even be surprised such will happen.

If I ever get to such age like 60s to 70s and I needed a wife, na another old shoe like myself I go wed o. No more child bearing, so what would I need too young a woman as wife for? At that age only companionship would seem enticing to me. And having a woman far from my time is too much of a headache abeg. Make she no come dey do me the ss3 pikin character.

helinues:
Nah, we don't need to import anything. CBN just approved some loans to our farmers.

You can't plant in a day and reap that same day

Oh...

And those trigger happy herdsmen terrorists, sorry bandits would still visit the farmers.

Awon oni yeye

DeepSight:
Human:

- Is bipedal, standing erect
- has red eyes
- specializes in wickedness
- worships strange things as well as self - often nominates one of its own as God
- is specially greedy - will often accumulate what it does not need
- hates its fellow human
- especially if such a fellow human is of a different tribe or race
- practices slavery
- practices rape, cannibalism, pedophilia, homosexuality, lesbianism, necrophilia, sadomasochism and sometimes changes its sex
- believes highly in violence in order to establish hierarchies

Hahahaha..

Human seems problematic and confused

Not all are truly humans.

What and who's human?

The man sef do mouth like "killer bean"

Those still having thoughts that marriage makes man responsible are totally silly.

Are our girls safe? See mumu talk.

Smh

Odidigboigbo:
I have no issues with the boy but his irresponsible parents

SMH

Anunakeeh:
I wonder oo. Something they got free snd and then decided to be selling. Well they are not to be really blamed. The foools and iddiots buying and paying are to be blamed gbamusolutely.

Which one is "fools and eediots buying"?

Why blame anyone for how they choose to spend their own resources?

Market na market, and anybody can choose to buy. After all, na their own money and everybody get wetin dey rock their boat...

Even if the body na free follow come, most of these HK girls spend so much just to maintain and sustain the "freshness" wey dey enter una oju kokoro eyes.

No cheating in any transaction. Only a willing seller and buyer. If one partry refuse to pay the agreed upon price, wayo don enter be that.

Morning

Later these ones will be christened "repentant bandit/Boko Haram"

Awon oni yeye

SoNature:
If I was president, since I am convinced they are the ones making my country ungovernable, I would use the DSS or thugs to trail them and finish them up!

I'll make sure they do a clean job without traces. Peace comes at a price and if wasting them will bring peace to my country, so be it.

U don't even need to be president to do that.

All you need is enough osusu and the mind to cause trouble.

Offpoint1:
Where you get your sources matters 100%
The first content of this thread was to disproved history, how they're lies or manipulated and how you'll make us question what we know or read before.

You can't simply do that by feeding on same materials. in fact you don't even need to use any material written by any other human.

You need material writen 100% by you, inspired by you with zero link to previous existing materials. (zero research)

What you're doing here is simply reading contaminate material and giving them your own interpretation or point of view.

Every material on the internet or library is contaminate and manipulated.

Sighs..

Fattprince23:
Well from the little I've heard, even if you attain enlightenment and you can go 5th dimensional realm you can't take your body, can you? Example of an enlightened minds are all these monks, 3 different movies I watch in front of death like this they will be calm and totally unafraid before being shot dead. Okay those are movies, what about the picture of a monk on nairaland by the explorer years ago that protested religious crises by burning himself to death without feeling pains or flinching very calm till he died. Those are men who knows it's only the body that is going. They are themselves are eternal and are going to a better place.

The wonders of the mind are roo numerous to count.

Since the forces seem eternal and are ever present in every dimension, I just feel everything could be made to level up, whether material or not.

Not knowing how now won't stop me from thinking so

Greetings

Wawelexy:
Free who? Can't you see the age difference between those two, that girl is still a teenager. Why did he choose to bring her to a bush if he is actually proud to date her, why not take her to a hotel, even if he's broke, why didn't he use his room cos I can hear the guy recording them saying he left his room and came into the bush.

Some men and how they allow their third leg controls them is the reason why most of these ladies with empty skull hurls insult on the male gender.

I just hope the idiot used condom on her.

You just hope?

Wetin you dey help dem hope for?

SMH

SeeWahala:
Kpekus acid very potent stuff

Sleep with your d1ck inside one overnight and wake up to a melted phallus

Made my day

Two bottles of Desperado 🍻 for this man..

michlins:
Europeans did Africa dirty. Shared the lands and people like they deemed fit without as much as considering family and religious ties.


When they finished, they went and created EU where a passport holder can transverse the whole of EU without the border control disturbing him or her. Here in Africa, we're yet to unify

Like the mumu political so called elittes have any sense to do real work to raise Africa from the gutter they were thrown into...