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Omoawoke:
Which one is hot garri?

And what’s so special about her drinking garri? Who gives a fvk at whatever she does with her miserable lifestyle. Oh I forgot, inferior Africans do

To be inferior and be aware of it na bad thing again?

And seriously, no one cares if the whites now eat our food, all will end same way no matter what one eats (unless it's poison)..

The SM era and it's nonsense, no let am surprise you too much.

SMH

muller101:
What is the different between this and antelopes. Both roam about in the bush. Something higher got to turn them into delicacies.

Hope you'll not be among those shouting blood o' Jesus when the situation is reversed?

Everybody na food to Somebody...

Smh

Zaheertyler:
Chieffff....this David Micheal when him go show abeg we dun tire..lol
I've been a silent reader of your post
I just think you get the dates wrongly as no one knows the day and time
From my research some will call him a thief and other names
But it's all prophecies we no no

Don't be deceived...

All non-earthlings, coveting the planet for whatever reasons are all thieves, bloody bandits all of them... 👽

DissTroy:
No, but they extract or try to extract promises after a sex bout, especially in the early stages, or when you both have a misunderstanding.

"Babe, promise me you will never leave me."
"You liked it? It's good you said it. After continue chatting with those girls on Facebook. God knows I am trying."

Lady, can we just sleep it off or see a movie or something? Christ!

To your signature,...

Until one's found out, they'll always and forever remain anonymous.

Gbà bé

richiemcgold:
This one just dey make mouth.

Governor na your mate?

Even for my area, MEN and BOIs dey collaborate beat soldier well well. If u know u know.

Not only soldiers o. All the uniformed men in the country are mostly senseless and silly.

When I was younger, we too gather treat one soldier boy fvckup for Ughelli.,.

They all think the uniforms make them bigger than everyone and everything, even the law they were supposed to be enforcers of...

Lawlessness na their second name.

dazzlingd:
The most celebrated fools exist in Africa, and that’s because that’s the land of fools.

This one touch me o...

As I love Africa reach.... Even if it sounds somehow like truth, I can't bring my royal self to say such.. ahn ahn..

Foolishness is a global sickness abeg

Na so...

Like they were any better during their days...

Yeye dey smell ...

Norms..

After all, na all of them dey share the osusu...

The citizens wey dey feel the igbese would even knock am for head say the borrow borrow never do? Like say you wan borrow do something sensible before...

Oni yéyé...

10thTenthMan:
Haha.. Yes o. I have totally spoken my own for myself. Freely. No one can arrest, kill, insult, sue or jail me.

Let every other person speak the doom and gloom and restrictions they want for themselves if they so desire. It is also free too. If I am made to choose between wishing positive or negative things for myself, I choose the gift of free wish and such TO WISH AND EXPECT ONLY THE BEST OF POSITIVE THINGS.

We have the freedom to wish, think, speak, imagine either positive or negative things. I choose such gift to wish the best of positive things for myself. Just as the OP did. Shay you get?

I don’t want to wish for limited “anyhow” things. I have spoken what I want my reality to be. The Universe did not charge me for it. So why limit what I want? Sorry I do not have that mindset. For those that have the mindset, help us think about others and limit yourselves. I will speak the biggest and best things for myself. I prefer and enjoy and find peace in wishing for the best of things for myself.

It isn’t a crime and hence let people wish for themselves what they desire for themselves. Whether restricted or unrestricted.

Shay you get?!

Hahahaha

I totally understand. Just don't mind my wandering thoughts... Effects of night school...

Happy New Year o...

10thTenthMan:
Lol….

if I am given free will to speak and think freely about what I want and wish and desire (without paying a dime) why should I not speak for the best of things to happen to me? Ah..In fact I speak that I will be the world’s richest man. There whether true or not, it is just free to speak positive and beneficial things.

I have the freedom to think, speak and imagine the things that will happen to me. Why limit the possibilities?

In fact I will the first multi Trillionaire in Pounds, Gold and Crypto in the World. I will create a global solution that will make the richest man to have ever lived.

It is not in my place to worry about legal possibilities. I know I will not steal. But How it will legally happen is not for me to worry about. That one is God’s matter to handle and the problem of infinite spirit and divine intelligence to sort out.

Oh, I see....

Life's funny ,.

Even if I no go dayschool and na night school I go, the discussions on "freedom of whatever" always makes me laugh.,. Smh

You know you can't steal? What about the others?

I'm never a fan of total freedom (as I believe humans are totally crazy and should be managed) and yet this ancestor does not like the iron curtain nonsense, ah.. see double standard... Smh


It's what night school did to us.

SMH

10thTenthMan:
Hahaha. Seun, You still worry about insults and people’s attempt to throw dirt at you? Anyway if your mental or emotional health is not strong enough, then we respect your decision. No wahala. To keep your sanity, no problems.

As for me, I don’t take insults thrown at me as anything. You are trying to hurt me by calling me names? Insulting my parents? Insulting my family members ? Etc? Haha.. Well I am sorry I
don’t find those offensive. Insults whether factual or a figment of someone’s imagination are ALL Laughable and easy to ignore. Simple. Read them. Ignore them.

I ignore you and I continue with my opinions. It is why I hardly response to mentions, shares, likes, etc. I don’t let those bother me. Don’t let those bother you either.

You hurl insults without provocation and I immediately know you are just someone with zero mental capacity to hold proper discussions and deliberations and constructive reasoning.
Why would I now want to now continue to discuss or engage you? I simply ignore you. Don’t throw gold, pearl and gemstones to pigs.

True talk...

But my own sense stems from the day I found out my slap can make somebody faint....

I was imagining myself in jail for killing someone with slap . Just slap o . Fear wan finish me ....smh

Today, I wonder if I've gotten too soft. Maybe it's another effect of being indifferent to so many things.. smh

10thTenthMan:
I will be the one announced.

Not because I want to struggle for the accolade or status. But it will just turn out so. It will simply just turn out that I shall exponentially grow my wealth legally and will be recognized independently.

And I shall in all humility and gratitude receive these accolades.

Mark it today 1:55 pm, Monday 1st January 2024.


Me too I have the mouth, brains and spiritual knowledge to make my own affirmation.

It's not legally possible bros..

Timoleon:
It's a fake headline. Normally, guys no dey stretch hand give man wey senior am for handshake not to now talk of a yoruba boy stretching hand to man wey reach him papa age before you come dey talk of say na king sef.

Dey play..

Even during our time there were still disrespectful Omo ale.... Let alone now that most children have red eyes....

Monatchs that have been replaced with touts and goons by the political godfathers, abeg make we hear word. Even Benin has been corrupted. Even before the corruption,, the monarchs have mostly been a total ripoff..... SMH

KEEPING IT REAL

Uh, that's right, reality check
You know what I mean?
Street life's eh, Scorpion, yeah, uh
When I was young, I use to dream of being rich
Have a lot of houses and cars
Couldn't know which one was which
And finding me a chick and getting hitched
Living the fairy tale life perfect without a ditch
You think that this would bring me happiness
If at the end of every rainbow
There was a treasure chest
Sometimes having more is really less
So take a look inside yourself
You'll realize you're really blessed
No matter how you're sad and blue
There's always someone who has it worse than you
Sometimes you gotta pay your dues
So don't worry just push on through
Keep'n it real
Gotta big up all my peoples who be working
On the future though they know they gotta struggle
Keep'n it real
To all my homies working on the 9 to 5
And doing right to keep themselves up out of trouble
Keep'n it real
Although sometimes I know it seems impossible
There ain't no need in drowning in your sorrows
Keep'n it real
If things are as bad as they can be
You can be sure there'll be a brighter tomorrow
And I forgot to have myself the house
The mansion, and the Benz
I'm not the type of brother who be making mad ends
I got myself a girl but we be kicking it as friends
Is not enough for me now that depends
Again, not everything you want
Is everything you really need
The standard of society is more deviated by greed
Are you prepared to follow?
Tell me, are you prepared to lead?
So persevere and you'll succeed
Keep'n it real
Gotta big up all my peoples who be working
On the future though they know they gotta struggle
Keep'n it real
To all my homies working on the 9 to 5
And doing right to keep themselves up out of trouble
Keep'n it real
Although sometimes I know it seems impossible
There ain't no need in drowning in your sorrows
Keep'n it real
If things are as bad as they can be
You can be sure there'll be a brighter tomorrow
All the harsh realities
Appears to come in twos and threes
Don't worry 'cuz there'll be a better day
One thing I can promise you
Just keep on keeping on, I swear to you
There's gonna be a brighter day
Back in the days, I use to dream of being rich
Have a lot of houses and cars
Couldn't know which one was which
And finding me a chick and getting hitched
Living the fairy tale life, perfect without a ditch
You think that this would bring me happiness
If at the end of every rainbow
There was a treasure chest
Sometimes having more is really less
So take a look inside yourself
You'll realize you're really blessed
No matter how you're sad and blue
There's always someone who has it worse than you
Sometimes you gotta pay your dues
So don't worry just push on through
Keep'n it real
Gotta big up all my peoples who be working
On the future though they know they gotta struggle
Keep'n it real
To all my homies working on the 9 to 5
And doing right to keep themselves up out of trouble
Keep'n it real
Although sometimes I know it seems impossible
There ain't no need in drowning in your sorrows
Keep'n it real
If things are as bad as they can be
You can be sure there'll be a brighter tomorrow
That's right, see me, yeah
Give thanks fa wha you have, ya kno
And when you think that it's bad
There's always somebody that's worse
Know what I'm saying? Give Jah blessing, see me

I've repeated the song too much and these people angrily took the control from me... Like it's my fault Lyrical Monster Shaggy's so on point...

Well, I dedicate keeping it real to all those I mentioned and those I couldn't remember their usernames in this anonymous forum. I thank you all and despite that I have my own new year, the calendar year celebration can't happen without my involvement...
Unless daddy has kicked jerrycan...

Una Happy Nu Year o... 😁





Egobetter4me
The billionaire
Maynman
Deepsight
Wirinet
Ecolime

atobs4real:
Then get destroyed and also destroy your opponent.
Does War Pays?

Yes.

Only those on ground like yours truly and yourself suffers from it.

ecolime:
You never said anything about your wife's attitude.

Also, what level of school did she complete and what age were you when you got married to her?

It's a real wonder.

Baba is just giving himself unnecessary headaches.

He's making himself unhappy and putting the blame on his mum. Egobetter4me, do well and be responsible. Who the devil says you can't like the "ugly" girl?

Is it that you weren't dating anyone and your mum was afraid you'd end up as a old bachelor like this daddy? Why you no bring wife come show ya mum sef?

Take charge of your life and happiness abeg. You can be happy with her, it's just that you've not realized it yet.

BALLOSKI:
Evian na deity wey una de worship for Benin?

No Baba....

It's all (ab) normal physics..

DeepSight:
Another Trumpist Cultist. He would probably swear Trump is not racist, doesn't tell lies and never said he gropes women's pussies.

Only a crazy person will think Oga Trump is not crazy.

His records are totally alarming. Just like our dear presido.

And this daddy does not like talking about the US...

Sign out
.

rdsco:
This is a shoddy work. Pipes aren't supposed to be visible in house.
Fire the plumber

I wonder if my glasses are seeing something else..

Is that not pop I'm seeing?. POP works with pipes out. What a genius..

princemillla:
I quite understand how you feel but my honest advice pls don't try to marry a woman who always have an options.


If you can relate with me on phone will share similar experiences wit you. Calling card on me.


Just to widen your views

Why don't be blunt(I wonder the eediots who chose this "blunt" word instead of s"sharp" on telling people off? ) with this guy so he can have sense?

See talk...

but I told myself I could train her the way I want. We continued adjusting to each others likes and dislikes

Is that not a stoopid way of thinking?

Some will think this is the usual nonsense bloggers bring up but I've had a werey friend who experienced such. If I was a crazy person, I would've slept with that his so-called fiancee. That girl na serious crazy.

Crase na worldwide disease.. smh

Abegi

AllTheWayUp:
The lifestyle cost na you no know ..SHALLIPOPI 2023

We know...

Just that everyone get the kinda price dem dey willing to pay....

Popi is a small boy thinking he knows more than those before him. If all of us pay that price wey cost, them for born the child in a terrible world that's very difficult to inhabit.

Oh, you think say we no know say Evian dey?

It's just those who have access to things others do not. That's Evian for you. Think am anyhow, Evian dey..

jeff1993:
That's all they know how to do!!!! .... Marry, fvck and give birth to non entities who are willing tools of destruction!!!!

Na normal matter na..


Trying to use numbers to intimidate... But it's a pity, tech is a total baastard. Just one man with the correct buttons on hand and he could destroy a full city... Smh

And even if our these our so-called fellow humans know this, too much enjoyment will never let them stop this foolishness. After all, sex and pride is their logo...
SMH

I see...

This ancestor will comment his thoughts on this....

Ah.. customers are another kind of bosses, especially those werey big customers..

Smh

DeepSight:
Being hopeful, optimistic and patriotic does not mean we close our eyes to facts . Circa N200 to the dollar in 2015 to circa N1,200 to the dollar today speaks all that needs to be spoken. Anyone who can deny the problem here is simply determined to close his eyes . As a saying goes - it is extremely difficult to wake a man who is pretending to be asleep.

Fact bros...

And your adage is on point.

There's hardly any order in the country. Everything is just left to run itself anyhow the "itchy handed" officials are comfy with.

Some will say we don't pay tax. Yet they'll pretend they don't know of the illegal collections Nigerians pay each day... And it's totally dubious to say these same officials are not taking their shares each day.

The disorder is mostly beneficial to these groups.

Don't be surprised that the average Nigerian person does not even understand the entire problem plaguing the nation. Oh, I'm not claiming to be too smart, I'm lazy .

But I've noticed several people these days, applauding and claiming our General Buhari and his tenure was better...

They fail to realize the problem is even before Buhari and even Ya'ardua.... Anyone that has ever been in the governance of this great nation is guilty for the current state of the nation. The whole lot of them are parasites.

So, how can anyone help such kinda people to fix anything?

It's exasperating seeing stupid people everywhere. Especially those eediots WaZoBia group. They're mostly the people segregating and destroying this country.


Ah,..

Vinnie2000:
Very True.

Next is
*Delta state
*Edo state
*Anambra state
*Lagos state.

And If you check the Last presidential election, the Pple of these states voted for HE Peter Obi.

Unlike Ebola tinubu that depended on Kebbi, Zamfara, Yobe, Borno and other Almajiri States votes +INEC rigging

Na so...

With all the literates.. Only madmen and thugs can be in leadership position and the literates are too scared to call them out on their nonsense...

Seems like with knowledge comes awareness and the awareness these literates are mostly conscious of is their mortality.

Abegi

Lanre1st:
America is fighting tactical war with Russia.

I hope Russian should be careful not be manipulated against their country, go and ask people of Libya.

They're all just murderous madmen but with different modus operadi.

Libya currently miss their own madman afterhe was taken out ..

Pierohandsome:
Look at how marrying a bad wife can make one lose his family.

The boy foolishly meddled into marital issues that has nothing to do with him. Who advised him to start fighting his father simply because he wants to prove love to his mother? That is foolishness

The joke will be on him soon enough...

After all he's a man too..

Not to excuse Emeka's contribution to this nonsense situation, the boy's a total slowpoke...

Even grown-ups are careful with involving in marriage wahala let alone this misled juvenile, with his emotions all over the place....

If e pay the woman to teach her son hate to his own biological father, make she continue...

richeeyo:
Please can you state Russia allies
China
Iran
North Korea
Those are its allies
China is learning from Russia's mistake and using it to caution themselves against tiawan
Chinese economy is failing
Ignore the static the chines are pushing out
Major manufacturers are heading out and some completely out already
Real estate is in a huge deficit, thousand of sky scrapper can't go further ever again
China can't go all our for Russia
They would loose all there foreign investors productions plants that's all China has

Iran is technically in soup knowing fully well Isreal and America want to force them to a war currently
Iran can't fight a different war with anyone in this era of high tech, yes they have thousand of rockers, like they gave hamas but no modern defensive capabilities, no modern tanks or jets, only rockets and drones

North Korea

🤣🤣

Whatever rocks your boat brother.

One thing I'm very confident of is: IT'S ALL BUSINESS AS USUAL

Control, Profit and Benefits. That's all it's all about. And who would think any behemoth like the USA or Russia would ever show all their cards? I'm not trying to mystify anything but it's common sense.

I still ask..

You think Russia is fighting just Ukraine? Just the amount of countries behind Ukraine yet no one cares to push too hard should ring a bell.

Like I said before, this is just noise, the conflict hasn't gotten to that stage yet. If it's years back, we all know what would've become of Ukraine by now.

Oloki:
I was even thinking 5k

Depends on location.
It's too many in some. Like in Isashi, 4k or 4.5 depends on the size.

I was shocked to discover people selling same size for 15k just after a few miles...

Too much availability of fowl has crippled the price.

Even this daddy still have 11 of them after murdering four for Xmas visitors.

And who says cos I'm not christian I wouldn't enjoy Xmas? Dey play..

Me that even do Salah and any traditional celebration going on near me...

I enjoy festivities. It's a time when profits are enormous for those in business.

God1000:
This phone cost around 43 billion naira with the current exchange rate.


Wealthy black men will buy this phone, white people don't use such expensive gadget

Says who?

Stupidity is a worldwide disease.

Only that some Arabs and Africans infection be like cloth wey dem dey wear... Smh

wirinet:
I have to humbly apologise for taking the sides of the wife. From the narrative of Emeka's P.A, it was she that first slapped her husband before he started beating her. Even though I am against men beating women, if my wife slaps me, would panel beat her before I regain my senses
.
See the interview here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ5fg6q6SEM?si=bNS3BPNtpg_Jrqp4

The wife is pretending to be a saint, while Emeka is the devil.

As it should be.

Slapping your man is a sign of disrespect and disregard. Me that don't even like to be touched, let alone slap...

Never experienced such with any woman though.