₦airaland Forum

endsarrrs:
That rechargeable radio cassette lamp is the bomb


Indomie generation, stay far away!

Old mama

IconicR:
All of you are decent online which leaves me wondering who are these guys the married women are sleeping with.
Hypocrites everywhere.

I don finally laff ...

No mind dem. Yeye children of their lying father Satan

TheBillyonaire:
Only ignorantly silly people will want to japa to USA and Canada at these times.

Everytime you post something like this, I always suspect it was me on the other side posting...

How you mostly post my mind escapes me. You sure say you no dey steal info from my mind from that "what's the name you always use again?" Something database....

My spirit don dey rise, yet I never increase voltage... Smh

narite:
The black man work all his life to become a part of them. They pick the ones that are very rich and also the very very smart ones as those are the ones that can really change things within the system, creating problems for them and they do not want this. Then leave the mediocres, giving them hopes that can promote them higher while behind the scene they are being siphoned.

These whole thing goes on a very large global scale. It a vicious cycle of a huge rip off. The black man is still a slave, he his in a prison he cannot see, smell or touch. A prison for his mind.

As you can see, it's all a smart game. Woven to look enticing, no matter how demeaning it seems.

Like I always mention on here when discuss such as this are brought up...

It's simply the fate of the weak.

The weak has many options, every single one with it's underlying consequences and risks. Ah, the weak I'm seeing in this drama are not even conscious of the situation/game let alone choosing to break from it.

One could even conclude that by "doing nothing" about it all is also one of the options albeit the one chosen by the weak in this case, whether consciously or not, a choice has already been made....

I barely get like this, I need my gin...

SMH

Taylor90:
I am sorry to say this

But my sex life is at the top notch

Like I can’t even go a week without sex unless say I dey prison

I love sex so much I can even have sex on empty stomach

So I can’t deal with a lady with low sex drive

Chai... Wetin dey shack you?

E be like say you lazy pass me...smh
Oya goan read again.

OP is being funny. And duplicitous and crafty ;

Something wey baba wan go sell or use do peppersoup himself....

Been long this ancestor tasted that meat....smh

How funny... The irony is...

Yet they'll allow the bandits raping the country and it's citizens easy access to their country.... Even letting them deposit stolen public funds, only to later spin one nice drama so that they can seize the funds .. Very smart if you ask me.

The only reasoning this ancestor can see here is them wanting you to have enough spending power to no matter how small, support their economy.

They see those who don't have such as a liability, a total nuisance that wants to escape the cage their smart leaders are using our dumb leaders to create ....smh

Not to blame them though, it was never their fault in the first place...

Small small, many of us Nigerians will reject our Nigerian identify to become Ghanians, Togolese, Cameroonians even Burkina Faso won't be spared..

Smh

oluseyiforjesus:
Dangote should sell cement for us at a very low price but government won't allow him because of heavy tax, wat a wicked government we HV in Nigeria, n they are using the tax to live large......

Not only heavy tax. His cost of production will also be factored in (I heard he's not even considering effective cost reduction in his production, that he's jhus doing production like a confirmed Aboki ). Oh, plus his confidence that there's hardly any place an average Nigerian can get the commodity.

That's why Monopoly is viewed as a business disease in other places. It only favors one person and screws the others. Those who monopolize hide behind many loopholes in the laws their sponsored politicians force into place.. Not the arrogant and in your face way Alhadji Dangote is doing it.
When his refinery starts op, let's see how we'll fare then.

Surest way now in Nigeria is to find a means to be earning in dollars else, Oyo lo wa...

Wetin make man spend his hard earned osusu on before?


It's common sense na... oh, they forgot to add booze and gallivanting with them opposite sex(if you see the way men dey open hotel around, you go shock)...

Na African man ways na.


Yeye people.

illicit:
Emere

Elegbe omo

I know say una go come...

It could be the ordinary magical silent killer,HBP. That thing can strike at anytime.

E be like lightening. Boom and the entire biosystem go erupt in flames, the mumu brain too will shut the whole thing down, and you'd be surprised the brain felt it's doing the system any good by shutting down, only to find out that it too will have to go...smh

We have too little control over our personal biosystems...

And the girl dey so young... Even if person wan go young and beautiful, she suppose contribute small quota for earth na... In not so long after the moment of death her signatures allover will start erasing themselves..

Inside life.

princechineye:
I no apply o

Then you should know what's going on. If you get time, toy with dem, if not jhus ignore the thieving minded people.

No ever believe it's maybe Divine intervention o.. cos I know some of my people ways of thoughts.

gassbee:
U dont poke ur fingers into eyes n expect to stil be alive

Especially not the eyes of murderers like Putin and his Generals...

Justbeingreal:
POWER THAT WE ALL WE ONE DAY DIE AND LEAVE.

MANY PREVIOUS LEADERS DID MORE THAN THIS LAS LAS THEM STILL DIE.

HUMANS KEEP FIGHTING OVER POINTLESS THINGS..

Even so...

We gotta enjoy the ride na, shey?

Abi you want everyone to be boring like Buddha...

Even in Buddhism, there are aspects that encourages indulgence... And if this ancestor ever wants to subscribe to any ideology, my first requirements are INDULGENCE, INDULGENCE AND INDULGENCE....

One needs be free and express their nature, negative or not. If society cannot handle you then you've glimpsed the untouchableness of godhood.

Putin is almost like that.

princechineye:
Congratulations!

Dear CANDIDATE,

You are invited for an INTERVIEW with ODG Africa Ltd to be assessed and oriented as: FRONT DESK O. /B.D ADVOCATE

DATE: Friday, 25th of August 2023
TIME: 8:30am
OFFICE ADDRESS: 1st floor, 150 Oba Ogunji road, Along Pencinema Bridge Ogba, Lagos.


I got the above mail today. I heard all this Odg people re scammers, is this true?

Why ask if it's true?

Did you apply? If no, you know what time it is..

jmoore:
A newborn baby knows Putin killed him.



Russia's KGB has one of the dumbest tactics with no creativity. It has always been about targets being thrown out of windows.

I guess Wagner boss never wanted to reside on any apartment above ground floor.

Dumb? Yes..

Senselessly Brutal? Yes..

That's why they were and are feared.

Their damage potential is too high. Who'd want to be the target of a crazed group like that? The man was played. His loyalty was in question and he got what people in his role deserves. He's lucky he died easily, some crazy person would've wanted him to die slowly...smh

All these murderers in government sef. The USA is pointing fingers as if they're any better.

If I were put in the position of a judge, hehehe, I for don sentence dem and Russia to death since for all their war crimes around the world.

4akomnehpetS:
If i somehow manage to travel to America someday, I'm going to be the worst mass shooter that country has ever seen, they need to suffer for what they did to Gaddafi, Libya, Iraq and co... These are the same people that wants putin arrested, saying he's a war criminal.. You can't be destroying other people's countries, while your own citizens dey one side dey enjoy life.

Unwise man...

But if you think your being alive or piece of mind is worth the trouble, go ahead, we go dey hail you for back .

If you were wiser, and you want to cause trouble anywhere, take the wiser, cowardly and subtle proxy war approach.... Pay eediots to goan cause trouble and die for ya entertainment. Or you no see how USA dey use Ukrainians lives play tété?

Be more subtle, more wiser and lastly more cowardly and you'll live a fun filled entertaining life...

Caveat Emptied already

ManirBK:
America the Master Evil genius!

Wetin consign them

Na wa for you o... You no dey see wetin dey vex our evil genius?


The rat Putin kill na their rat na... Dem the werey wan use the rat disorganize and discombobulate the inside, but Lord Putin is an unforgiving murderer.

How e no go concern dem? Their rat is dead. Even the one in Niger go soon hang. E remain the ones in obodo Nigeria..

Racoon:
See a whole Singapore-a fellow third world country ranking first in the global aviation hub, but Nigeria has not even producing a matchstick in its 63 years of miserable existence plagues by all manners of problems. From corruption, to ethno-religious supremacist violence, grossly incompetent, corrupt
& wicked leadership

Meanwhile, while the world is making progress in this hub of economic investment and global travel, Nigeria government is shamelessly lying, scamming and defrauding it citizens and country with a fraudulent national carrier built on foundation of lies and propaganda

Our obodo Nigeria is like the kingdom of God. It suffereth Vawulence, and only the Vawulent can taketh it by force ..

If the damage and destruction you can cause ain't worth nothing, forget about changing anything...

We need a completely Vawulent revolution. There must be readiness to face the uniformed and un- uniformed soldiers. Who go die go die. And there'll definitely be a rebirth from the ashes. Like the phoenix of legend, we're either reborn or we reburn ... Hahahaha

Emyogalanya:
una name get chemistry o try her out na

Yeye man...

Your advice no bad though...

See dem....

Make una jhus dey online dey gush...

After maybe another eight years, y'all will still remember that this people no send una, dem no even give a rat's ass about their lobbied positions. Only the osusu it comes with..

Jhus continue wasting your MB and time on these people.... Smh

strangebutreal:
May his soul rest in peace 🙏💔
Truly, he was a great wrestler and scary one.

Your moniker...

Care to share why those words were chosing?

Sighs


Smh

Hahahaha..

My younger sister always calls me lazy until she got together with one bank worker and visited him. She came home and was praising her elder bro to high heavens.... Me was like wtf did this girl eat outside?
Me wey even algae coated walls dey irritate. As lazy as I am, I can't stand uncleanliness. That's why I have to pay for someone else to do the cleaning.

Even if there's no money, I don't believe it's an excuse to be dirty and be producing offensive smells. Unless you be werey ..

But Princess GoodLady, you could've tried and change the guy na, you jhus left him like that for another to face same same.

Does that seem fair to the other lady? You no good abeg..

What a shame.

The NPF because of osusu has done a very wonderful job in displaying their ineptitude and foolishness yet again.

You go to another state where the Arab wannabes don't have sway to arrest someone because of a so-called offended Arab wannabes clerics? If na me, dem don buy market o. Unless dem dagger me, else...

The greedy mumu man should jhus counter sue abeg. Is there a law against burning their confusion infested holey book in Ibadan? Who cares about respect for so vile a group? Or is there no freedom of opinion and doing anyhow anymore in this country?

Those of you who blame our old infidel Seun Osewa for separating these vawulent minded musulmen, hope with this development, you understand the guy fear?

We said it before, this religion of piss people will only be lenient and docile if their population ain't much but after years of doing like their prophet, marrying and knacking many hijab masquerades and increasing their population, that's where you'll feel the real piss they can drown you with.

Abeg, make we dey yab only Christians o, these mad head slammers can trace you and kidnap you to their territory to prosecute you with their harebrained doctrines...

I don talk, make una come trace me too. Nonsense and ingredients....

nairalanda1:
Because it is a bad idea.

Fuel refined in them illegal refineries is not good for your car's engine. Infact, it is a nice way to wreck your car's engine...slowly.


(Yes, the fuel in the refinereis may be of better quality than the fuel from Europe that we import. But the fuel from Europe are refined in bad substandard refineries kept open for our use....in order to keep costs of petrol low. And both are, in the long run, bad for the engine of our cars.

Better we get our legal refineries running .).

No one seems to be talking about them refineries no more. The best we hear are what seems like the normal political propaganda or outright pretense.

Ah, they even said their plan is to inject the supposed subsidy funds into other parts of the economy... Oh, maybe rifining our our crude has nothing to do with the economy. Smart people indeed .. smh

1Alex:
It's a lie. Nigeria is the first country to land on Moon, sun, jupiter and venus.

Yeye pesin...

Benjaniblinks:

With Tinibu as the president, Africa (Nigeria) will be the first to land on Mars

Yes, his Highness Asiwaju can make it apun...

After enough highness na...

We can even take over this galactic zone,..

But you must high well first...

Taylor90:
Dangote has been laundering money for APC politicians

Don’t be deceived

Normal runs na ..

If small bois like Hushpuppy can be laundering money, how can our Alhadji Dangote loose out to kids like that?

Check well, all ya yeyebrities are money lauderers one way or another...

VinnyBaba:
You are a GIGOLO, sir! 😏😄

wittywriter:
Wittyness

This man sef ...

What's the meaning of what you jhus did?

TheBillyonaire:
Let me get this straight -

So, Thor, a Canadian Company has secured over 600 square kilometres (km2) of granted tenure in Nigeria that form Oyo State, Kwara State and Ekiti State Lithium Project Areas

And already owns 100% interests in Gold mining operations in the same south west.

Why are foreign companies taking over the entire solid minerals sector while the SW people are busy celebrating this?

The bolded isn't difficult to understand...

The officials involved are either simpletons (which I strongly doubt) or their greed has finally made them simpletons. (This one seems more believable to me )

As for the clueless clapping in the audience.... Hahahahaha

You'd be shocked by the amount of eediots we have in the country.... Even some so-called literates ..

And plus all reins given to the foreign entity, none would include anything close to taking care of some matters involving the clueless. Simply because, the government must try to suck everything before their tenure ends.

Workers go feel and bear the pain, wetin concern baba wey dey for office, all those too much negotiations will only reduce their own cash inflow...

Ah, we still have a Labour Union... Make I no talk. I don tire

arejibadz:
lol...how old is your girlfriend

Hahahaha

See you, shey woman get age? The only age group wey dey slap my mouth anytime I make that comment, na my elder sisters and my mum.... Still it won't stop me from having that thought. Their character no dey change.. smh

When the gods blessed that drunkard to prophesy the golden words: "Age Is Jhus A Number" , wia una dey?

You'd be surprised how women old enough to be ya grandma can act like secondary school girl if you ever date them....

Older women sure are funny. They'll add senileness and old mama behavior, come multiply am with secondary school girl characters jhus because they feel younger dating younger men....smh

And don't ask if I've ever dated older women.... Unless you're a yeye pesin..