₦airaland Forum

Simple...


1. Drink Monkey Tail...

2. Remove your shirt.....

3,. Carry cutlass....and

4. Look am for eyes with the cutlass on hand and politely tell him to leave ya house.

Thank me later...

kokorokoman:
it's normal thing with ghanian men, na wahala to talk to their women.
ghana women love nigerian men to a fault and i think this is where the jealousy stems from.
though i have also had experiences like that mostly in the northern part of nigeria.

Brave man.

So you carry womanizing enter North? You never read for Bible where Jesus say "Fear North?"

As their women like man reach, na you dem go amputate.

What a m0r0n..


Some people act as if there's a remote somewhere controlling them.

Some drink alcohol but don't even know when to stop....
Some smoke Colorado and Loud until dey finally turn kolo...
This one ma gambling. Some will have better lives only if they stop gambling.
And some are in the US pulling triggers anyhow.

Has the world gone crazy?

Xerona:
Hello Nairalanders, there is an issue at hand.
I have two kids and recently gave birth to the third few months ago. It's been really difficult for me since I practically do most of the house chores... my husband is hardly around because of work.

I came down with this strange disturbing headache that doesnt go away. So I went to see a doctor and she said the headache was as a result of postpartum stress and lack of sleep.

The truth is I'm awake most of the time because of the baby or when I'm attending to other household matter. I haven't had a good sleep in a long while. So when the doctor suggested I get a house help so I can find time and sleep when shes holding the baby. I knew she she was on point. But the problem is my husband, he wouldn't hear of it, he doesn't want us to get any househelp...

I even pleaded with him and made him see reasons why I needed help, but he refused... I'm beginning to think I ended up with the wrong person because I dont understand why anyone would deliberately want to subject their wife to this kind of torture.

My kids are age 5, 2 and 3 months... I go to the market, cook, clean, i even do school run too...He's a contractor and will be travelling back to work next week.. yet he doesn't want me to get help...

This ancestor will advise you watch yourself and mind the kind of thoughts you let come into your mind. For Jesus said, and I quote: "Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks".

I'm beginning to suspect there's more to this for I personally do not believe refusal to allow a maid in the house is anything to make a wife start feeling tortured and even start regretting her choice of partner. That should be left to you both to handle.

Why not suggest someone who'll come cleanup and leave immediately. It's even cheaper.

I suspect the man is afraid of what he'll do to the maid. Many of us males are that crazy. We might have a very fine woman as a wife, but still be eyeing the maid with big skirt...

Just talk to the man and get yourselves a washing machine to do your laundry. Your only worry should be his food cos if your husband is like this ancestor, he'll start knacking the woman cooking his food especially if she's a terrific cook...

We're that bad, so help the man avoid temptations in his matrimonial home..

Wishing you the best.

Ghost party....

Just wasting sponsorship anyhoo.....

Yeye dey smell.

There's no HOW in all I see here.

Like they want more people to be scammed with same format.

Exposé on the formats will help create awareness, so maybe only people dem swia for to be mumu will still fall for the financial crimes.

Wetin I know sef? If nobody fall, which work EFCC wan come dey do?

This boy wey dey sing like Indian before...

He be like ..

I as dey go gogogogogogo

I see see eeeeeeeeeeee

I know wetin she do me me me me eeeeeeeee

Even my little girl likes singing his song..

People like celebrating mediocrity these days.

From a known and confirmed madman?

SMH

Obi MANdate don suffer..

Unaltered what again?

Even in the US, 419 dey. Let alone for armed robber junction like Nigeria.

Abeg make we hia word.

lecowas:
Lol. Also, family members almost changed my name to Eba while I was a teenager . Funny buh weird

My correct guy...

No mind me o, you be my Eba comrade...

All these pastors sef.

If you know about the ancient cultures of the barbarians who pretend to look all cultured and refine now, you'll understand our society of old dey learn.

Even in your Bible, there was a time where foolishness abound, like stories of women cooking and eating their children, sacrificing their children to deities of fire and many more.


It's just their way and level of understanding. Just like your level of understanding tells you, the gods of your lands are demons and those of your oppressors are superior [I'm tempted to agree with you only if the gods of your oppressors you speak of are Superior Weapons of War ].

And just as your level of understanding tells you that you know and understand the history and historically figures and events of the Jews more than the Jews themselves [You wey no get written history for your own land, wey people cross seas come teach how to read and write o .smh]

Abeg, you got no right whatsoever to query and call out the ancients and their ways. If na my correct madmen like sonofluc1fer or Maynman or even TheBillyonaire and the rest dey talk this thing or question the sensibility of this action of the ancients, we fit discuss, not you abeg, certainly not you.

Yeye dey smell.

Ride on.

This ancestor wants to hear this journey from the beginning.
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How did you come into contact in the first place..

Ride on.

This ancestor wants to hear this journey from the beginning.

How did you come into contact.

Tallesty1:
Not just women, free foods taste better. I recently discovered a restaurant that offers free food in a way but I am not dropping location.

You know my brother...

When we were younger, we even storm parties we weren't invited, just to chop free party rice.


Till now, I no dey use party meat play, especially if na Yoruba party...

Wagwanbrethren:
Lol. Why obi and Atiku dey waste time for Court? 🤔
This case go die off. Na to adjourn till una tire. 🤣. Tinubu don enter already, all these wailing go end in tears just like he got the election!

Make I repeat am again for the wailers to see. No man born of a woman, no living and non living thing/entities in the world will stop Tinubu from ruling Nigeria for 4/8 yrs. Highest na noise Dem go make con later rest.

Always remember "na we get INEC, Lagos, Nigeria, Supreme Court, CJN" , so who goes that man to check am? 🙅‍♂️

Rugged you

Zeal4goodies:
We are watching closely

Na this werey dem you wan dey watch?

No go find better thing watch.

If you're not new t this country, you should know what will happen to cases like this one. Eight years later, matter go still dey court. The lawyers and judges will use this opportunity to their advantage.

Atiku himself knows this, he said something like what I just said then Dino werey asked what he'll do if things turn out so. The old man said he'll leave everything to God, which is the same as saying ALLAH BAA MUSAR....

THIS COUNTRY EHN.

DaTruths:
Since Federal Govt Refuses to obey court order, it's only a fool that will be obeying law in this country.
No be only Federal Govt and INEC sabi practice anarchy naa, we will all reach there one day

Buhari as we know is a madman. His uncouth behavior toward court rulings is legendary and if we were in a saner environment, the necessary departments should be pressuring him now until his tenure when they'll now summon and shout on his head...

Remember, this ancestor said shout on his head because we know how things work in politics, in his own country, dem never born the werey that will do more than that.

Law and lawyers know their husbands...smh


Yeye dey smell.

lecowas:
You've got to manage if u ain't got no job. Don't criticize the lifestyle of those u called rich cos that lifestyle might be what got dem where they are.

BTW, how people manage to stuff heavy food in their stomach morning, noon and night still baffles me and they still complain 'bout Nigeria.

You caught me ..

I'll probably find it a humongous challenge to continue staying alive without our heavy foods... If there's a kind of award for eating eba, I suppose don collect some o

TheBillyonaire:
The old man is hypocritical in all his ways. He destroyed Christianity with his advance level manipulation. I have been watching his game for years. Oyedepo took it a step further and recently it is crazy Ibiyome or so that is just ripping people off.

I do not like pastors, not just for ripping people off, but for the mind control. How can they always associate God to any political alignment they want to influence public opinions on. Must we take advantage of the ignorant amongst us?

As for 'Touch my anointed' ignoramus that might get emotionally masturbated by my post' - it gives me joy to read their panic atack mode writings. I read all of them and enjoy their tears.

K


Lie theysay in Lagos: .No matter what mumu no dey finish"

Although I don't like pastors, I don't hate them either. I just find their parasitic ways distasteful.

Lord Tinubu and Daddy Adeboye...

Mr Peter Obi and the Osusu bishop Oyedepo..

Who Atiku hold for his lane?

Atiku is a mumu man jor..

TheBillyonaire:
Lying bastard. Jesus has not come since you've been warning all, but it is politics you want to give authenticity to a mandate thief. Who told you God has business with Nigeria? Do you even know what God means ?

Why you dey vex for the old man na?

He's simply doing what he does best. Those who will be hoodwinked come after you for this.

Get ready for e-vawulence this early morning..

Someone that doesn't even understand the problem of the country is saying the old thug boss will fix it..


SMH

brain54:
What’s strange about the bird…?

Wetin man no know, big pass am.

Strange is what we don't have any information about. Once you get information on anything, it becomes common place, common sense or whatever.


Even this ancestor can't currently place that bird, but I guess the guy that called it a buzard go book pass us....

Govocrete:
There is nothing new in the country. We have set all records on earth:

1. A country where we buy all world currencies including our own Naira.

2. A country where politicians, police, soldier, etc, are above the law.

3. I country where judges render judgement to the highest bidders.

4. In A country once you have a revolving light and siren on your pickup you disobey all traffic rules.

5. A country where snake swallows cash.

6. In A country people stocked Naira notes in full 20ft contain, bury currency notes etc.

7.

8.

9.

10.

Please add to the list

My brother, you made a mistake on number two.

You forgot to add the Unions especially Transport Union. Union senior soldier man for street o.

Those who ferry goods from companies to their business place can relate. Agberos na boss o, especially now that their national ancestor won election. Na only the gods know the kind shoulder dem go carry for us now....smh

TheBillyonaire:

I heard there is so much money in that powder business. If I see better contact, I could throw in some money and see if can I launder some cash from there get away with it, with Jagaban on the throne, the trade will thrive. So I heard

You Heard right my brother. Problem is you must pass through the right channel .

And I believe you already know whose channel and you don't expect this ancestor to speak of the channel on a public location like NairaLund...

Terrorists or bandits?

This tom foolery, when una wan stop. Without shame and sense.

Abd yet, nothing is being done.

Those selling weapons and terror are cashing out regularly. Ah, plus the allocations that must be made to handle security matters yet the terror creators roam free.


Yeye people

TheBillyonaire:
Home is home.

She is home sick, she needs to come and eat real home-made food and drink sapele water. Escobar will have to make a decision on Nnamdi Kanu, Diezani, Abba Kyari and the Fulani Herdsmen.

If I was him, I would have concentrated on the Guinea business.

Guinea Business

Smh

Jennyclay:
These useless men won’t go and fight their mate.

But they are good at punching women at any slightest provocation.

All women beater shall die this year!! Amen!!

Not that I'll take it if any madman lays a hand on my daughters or my sister's. But riddle me this...

Why would a woman argue with a man she knows is a failed boxing champion to the extent that he decided to give her left hook probably accompanied with upper cut?


My sister can use mild talk melt the Eiffel tower. Whenever my daughter invites her to pressure me to get a wife, I always feel like crying, never heard her husband punching her, infact, she has a name that makes the poor guy laff like ode. . I prefer my mother's quarrelling and shouting jor ..

If na my sister, he'll definitely hand over the remote while smiling and even feeling he's accomplished his dream.

The guy is just frustrated jor, how can a man fight with a woman over TV remote? Them never borñ the tv program wey go make this ancestor do that. Me wey dey watch cartoons with children just to make them happy.....smh

I too like yeye things abeg...smh

IyaebeTheGreat:
My curiosity is can this old man still have erection? Do very old men like this have erection?

See you.

Most elders understand things we can't fathom. When I was younger, a friend of mine was staying in his father's house and got a girl pregnant. They got married at the end but do you know that after just three years, the father of this my dear friend, a man close to a century in age died on top that young girl?

The mumu girl was so scared that she raised alarm that exposed the abomination going on inside the house. The yeye girl later admitted that baba can service carburator more than her husband...

That boy has never heard the end of the yabbings even up till now, he had to leave the father's property and get himself a new woman.

When this practice started, men were still men. Now that even twenty somethings suffer from ED and co.....smh

Baba is plainly greedy. His sons and the young goats around will help him if he can't keep up.

Greedy old goat.

MRDEE01:
Aren't we celebrating the coronation of the English King too much
Did they celebrate us when we crowned Ooni of Ife,Emir of Kano,Obi of Onitsha or Obong of Calabar?

Now a Professor Emeritus for carrying something for a king we fit no get masters degree coronation una dey disturb us.

I beg to differ abeg

Everything get levels..

Of your shoe shine, dem go celebrate you next time you coronate any of those political puppies you now call kings.

No real king again for this country. If you know, you know..

Some Nigerians and foolishness sef ...

There are reports everywhere online of notable figures in the society dozing off during meetings or whatever. Even Donald Trump's going offline abound in the internet.

It's nothing really, these people are probably overly stressed.

Same goea for the old presidwnt elect. You people better prepare your minds for more news like this considering the age and health of the president elect.

Instead of focusing on productivity and results, you're looking for who laff cos of ordinary sleep....smh

And many of those laughing at these dozing old men are young people who had probably done same in school...

Yeye dey smell

zangaozanga:
try nokia G10, the battery is ok

Nokia still dey do phone business for that our Nigeria?

Urheadmaster:
Seconded

Wetin you dey second there.

Dog wey person go use do peppersoup...

Yeye dey smell

My favorite pastor is not on the list.

Pastor Freezer the mad adulterer and His Excellency Sat Guru Maharaji...

Abi dem no be pastor..