Timbuktou:

You need to shut the fvck up and get Coogar to come speak for himself. You speaking for him is doing more damage than good to his reputation. And if he indeed has asked you to not hold brief for him, you need to respect that and let him come clear his name when he feels he's up for it. Stop talking for Coogar.

i just got back from the solicitor's office and i couldn't speak prior then cos someone banned me for whatever - i don't know anything about it.

my solicitor will get on this matter by monday and issue a cease & desist letter to the accuser for the libel or the slander as the case may be.

what irks the most is i can no longer say anything in public to defend myself now that a legal team has taken the issue on board.

feel free to contact me privately though to hear my own side of the story. my ban expires in 72 hours & i don't post with this one.

see you on the other side, bro!

EUROBOMBER:
I use coogars for suya someone here to tell coogar wherever he is hiding.
EUROBOMBER is here, I full ground brekete oo

EUROBOMBER:
coogar, I am here now shouting, calling you out for battle like a man but you have escaped.
coogar, when you come back to this life and see EUROBOMBER, make you take flight sharperly.
The cretinous coward coogar has picked race oooo.

EUROBOMBER:
coogar don run oooo, coogar don pick race like Usain Bolt.
Where is coogar my foot mat, come let me use your head to break coconut today, you will commit suicide. Where are you, why did you run away
Are you tired? You can't stand the heat anymore?
Wanna roforofo with me?

after the loser you called a father went to report the mods to ban me, you are now flexing muscles in my absence? you are a coward, you start fights and when you get eviscerated, you run to the mods to report you were being killed.

i would serve my ban like a man that i am but start praying when i return. the amount of body blows you get then would make your witch mother beg for suicide. have all the fun now while i am away & revel in your infinite stüpidity. i got banned & had my post hidden by a rëtarded moderator......

i'll be back soon, faggöt

my inbox was bombarded by friends & admirers....they inspired me to write this ish....

IBIME's ANNIHILATION
Fück upon a time, there's a cave called Nairaland/where a tyrant sat/he feels he's god...cos he's worshipped by minor cats/

I got confused....Here's supposed to be a slaughterhouse/who allowed these rubber touts/to point flaws in other's bouts/

The newbies couldn't speak/they always looking weak/too scared to express themselves.....under the crooked king/

Mikuz was a ruthless prïck/With the brains of a tuna fish/his decision making?...Ludicrous/
He uses the ban button to cross posters out like the crucifix/ How could a mod be such a lunatic?/

I soon figured out/there's a bigger lout/with a sniggered snout/

His name is Ibime/what a waste of the semën/dude's mentally-impeded/....with the weight of six skinheads/

This mentality has to change/Battle rap isn't a brute's food chain/all the self adulations are just too vain/

So i set to task/stalk the evil entourage/but I was yet to rank/

Then came the king tournament/I got a bit fortunate/I was made a judge...to reduce turbulence/I spooked arguments/I was testing the heat levels.....just like a crude arsonist/

I made it known/I'd fight for the gay king's throne/I was in the mood to break splintbone/

My request was rejected/FFR thought The Coog was reckless/I couldn't cross swords till I get my verse inspected/

I threw them the chaff/Long boring lines like the graph/Just to inflict them with laughs/

The stage was set/Ibime's card remained unchecked/He changed his mind....like the statement of a räpe suspect/

Ibime must protect his credibility/he knew it was the end of his killing spree/ I dropped my verse....just to expose his sensitivity/

The cat can't face his threat/He went about making dissent/he even claimed my pen game is spent/

Mikuz became my next project/I had to make the wet whòre decked/like the dïldo recipient of a lêsbo sëx/

Lo & behold...Kim got bodybagged/his donkey asś/ thought he could win a sword fight with sloppy bars/

Coog's rise made O'bis envious/His body temp....100 degrees celsius/like a woman going through the C-section/

Jealousy is a female trait/O'bis became salty...as the newbs had their image raised/he went to war....with the help of his village mates/

O'bis started amassing his troops/harassing the noobs...in a way rapïsts love attacking cute böobs/

No debating...FYH killed Kim clearly/Limerick is nice...his wits, skills -Scary/always on point - weak frees? rarely/

Nihilist broke O'bis down in the sports section/He got a confession/when he drilled O'bis with 4 questions/..O'bis plan was to hinder..... the newb's progression/

Who is Ibime? He's bïtch-made/that loves to rock the skin fade/He was jailed years ago & got södomised by 6 inmates/

Ibime knows nowt about street life/His toughest brawl...was preventing a bïtch fight/He still got punched in the face about three times/

When O'Bis turned 9/playing footie with his mates in the sunrise/I was on the streets shooting at drug dealers...that won't reduce the cost price/

When O'Bis hit 13/wankïng his dïck in latrines/I was with Liberian rebels slicing arms like i was giving vaccines/

It's surprising/The same gay crew accused others of biting/Till they jaw marks were exposed.....like the ear bitten by Tyson/

Fake buncha hypocrites/including Emaprince or Emobïtch/Who queafs & get erectïons.....for The Coog like the clïtoris/

The Coog's swag alone is box office/O'Bis is a fâg....repulsive than a dog's vomit/We should take this to the streets....I'm done talking/

Lars Høgh, Denmark's goalkeeper coach.

"He is really talented and very focused," he says, stressing the words 'really' and 'very'.

Lindegaard began playing football at age six as an outfield player. It was only a couple years later that he found his position in goal.


"He was a very good football player. But I will not pretend my nose for talent was so good that I could see he would end up at Manchester United!"

Comparing him with Thomas Sørensen and Jesper Christiansen:

"He is a different goalkeeper and a different person than the other two. But he has an insanely good level, and above all, he is in constant development. Although he is 26 years, he has not played that many matches at the highest level."

The intelligent goalkeeper
"I would call him a modern goalkeeper. And a modern goalkeeper is in my view a goalie who is really good with his feet, both with and without the ball. He is very mobile and very good with the ball. A modern goalkeeper is also prescient - what I call an intelligent goalkeeper who can predict the play, before it happens."

"He is also conscious of his own worth and possibilities, and then he goes after it 100 percent. He has a very high selfesteem!" says Lars Høgh

Frank Arnesen, Chelsea's Director of Football:

The Chelsea director believes Lindegaard has the tools to succed in the Premier League.

"He has all the tools. He has the build, he is quick and he's really good on the line," says Frank Arnesen to Jyllands-Posten.

"It's not just about standing in goal. Many other things are important. Like mentally. Can you handle it when it's a big game against a big team away from home as it was in this case? (Against Portugal) He could, and since then there has been much hype sourrounding him," says Frank Arnesen, but warns that a move to Manchester United is not synonymous with success.

"You never know. It depends on the mentallity and many other things. There are some goalies who come to the Premier League, who have been fantastic in their countries and then they come to England and get a shock," he says, continuing:

"It's a different kind of football here. First of all, goalkeepers are not protected by the refs, as opposed to in many other countries, and you will always have many clubs that have two giant centerforwards, who will challenge you. They live on set pieces, and the goalkeeper is allowed to be touched. Even in the small field. Mentally it's incredibly hard to get used to if you are not used to stuff like that."

Tor-Kristian Karlsen, the former chief scout for Hannover 96 and he develops talent of Bayer Leverkusen, has used the afternoon to answer questions about Anders Lindegaard.

British journalists have asked Karlsen on Twitter about what he can tell if Aalesunds keeper. Karlsson describes Lindegaard as good, old school goalkeeper with great courage, good physique and good reflexes.

He believes the Dane will be more than good enough as a reserve goalkeeper for United, and usable as the first choice. The former chief scout believes the transition will be announced within a few days and completed in January. He do not believe this is an expensive deal for United

i think i am satisfied with the positive review. contrary to what the lunkhead(duduspace) is ranting about. lindegaard is actually the best goalie in the norwegian league. he won the shootout to win his club the cup, and they became a top club in norway because of lindegaard and my mates in norway are saying when he leaves norway his present club will end up at the bottom half of the table.

dayokanu:

Dudu

Where was cech before joining Chelsea, Oliver Kahn was with Karlsruhe before joining Bayern at the age of 25 and became a legend

it ain't hard to tell that duduspace is a supreme asswipe. so every player united buy must be from a world class team or must have a world class pedigree somewhere. if duduspace isn't an , he would know tim howard wasn't a household name when he was bought. he keeps lamenting about united's quality dropping over the years but he's blind to see what is going on in his own club.

the best thing is to ignore him. he has little or no brain to process his thoughts. even a fellow arsenal fan is telling he's a disgrace and yet he wouldn't yield and comport himself when making lewd comments here. the slowpoke even went further to say exceptional players are always precocious except that maradona, zidane, roy keane, vieira, claude makelele and maldini were nobodies in their teens. i have no doubt in my mind duduspace is the biggest simpleton in this side of the world. if anyone agrees with me, let that person yell aye!

debosky:

Do I really have to spell it out for you? He is a defensive midfielder/passer with the versatility to move wide left to cover the left back if he's being given a torrid time.

and where did you get this from? capello's notepad? defensive midfielders are stationed in front of the centre-halves to protect them. if play goes to either the left side or the right side, they should be positionally sound to quell the danger. so telling me he is versatile to cover the left back and ignoring the right side has found you or barry out. one of you is a slowpoke and my $25 says it is you!

Utter bollocks. . . .with all this rotation Vidic starts every league/EPL game if fit, ditto for VDS, Nani and Evra and you're talking about squad rotation? Only the players that can't deliver consistently either due to age or form are rotated frequently - Carrick clearly falls into this category.

and you are sure rio has started every league game for man utd? you are also sure of evra? nani? you must be a senior lummox. squad rotation is the key in big teams. why is bendtner complaining in arsenal(a thinner squad for that matter)? because he is not good enough or he's too old to kick or what? you need to carry your inept thinking to your thread - where you are hero-worshipped as the dullest of the lot.

Tumbling form for 18 months and he should replace Barry? You've answered the question for yourself - let's see consistent performances from him in a Utd shirt and I'm sure he'll get a look in.

barry doesn't even have any form. he's not good enough. a rooney without form is better than darren bent in form. carrick without form is better than anything gareth barry can offer. that is the real mccoy of this debate. under no circumstances should barry be starting ahead of carrick. carrick has class, barry does not! simple!

Barry's form for England helped them qualify for the WC, so you don't expect Capello to simply drop him for someone else, especially since you've even admitted that the replacement's form has been dodgy at best.

playing against hapless teams in the qualifiers is different from playing against teams who can retain the ball. do you need encephalography to work out why england was found out in the mundial? carrick is just a player who has suffered most from the lack of appreciation for ball-playing midfielders in england because english fans love a tryer. someone who will run and run without purpose is their ideal player. they have started comparing gareth bale to messi - that is how screwed-up they are upstairs.

in spain, the masters of possession football, carrick is much more popular. xabi alonso said :If they are on top of their game and if Carrick plays, because for me he is a top player, then England will have a chance. If Carrick plays for the national team the way that he does for Manchester United, then it would be very good news for England. I think that he could easily fit in the Spanish system because I really like the way he plays. He reads the game so well, he is always ahead of what is going to happen and he is always in the right position. When he gets the ball, he plays it easy and he is available to his team-mates all the time. For me, he has the profile to play for Barcelona or any of the Spanish teams. He would also be very complimentary to Stevie.

xavi the midfield general also said: “Carrick gives United balance and can play defensively too. He passes well, has a good shot and is a complete player.”

debosky:

And cougars are patently moronic simpletons unable to distinguish between the primary role of a player and other things he brings to the table. The ability on the left is an additional quality that Barry possesses, not his primary task.

so what is barry's primary task and why would he be deployed to cover on the left when he's mainly a defensive midfielder in a system playing 4-4-2 or 4-5-1. in one big swoop, i have identified your indolence without trying too hard.

Reh reh reh. . . yet he isn't playing regularly for Utd.

if you use playing regularly for united as a yardstick then you will be lost in the storm. the strength in depth has ensured no one gets a guaranteed shirt. can you name united's starting line up tomorrow? no one can. fergie has not used the same line-up in the last 206 games so i think you need to understand united's squad rotation when debating carrick's appearances for man utd.

So why isn't Carrick playing for England? 
Scumtwats make the most harebrained statements imaginable.

capello is a slowpoke and besides that, carrick had an achilles injury that has kept his form tumbling in the last 18 months. apart from his niggling injuries here and there, he is better suited as a defensive midfielder than gareth barry. i hope the link below modifies your logic process about what being a defensive midfielder really entails.

http://www.zonalmarking.net/2010/03/03/michael-carrick-demonstrates-why-he-could-be-crucial-to-englands-world-cup-hopes/

debosky:

Barry's work is not snapping into tackles all over the pitch, De Jong does that. . . .his work rate and ability to cover the left side of midfield is what makes him unique. He's a workhorse who won't quit all game long.

rubbish analysis. ability to cover the left side of midfield? so what is the job of the left winger if barry's task is to cover the left side of midfield. arsenal fans can be obdurate, big-hearted buffoons sometimes.

Carrick may be better offensively, but he isn't better defensively.

bar hargreaves, carrick is better defensively than any english midfielder. just because a player doesn't run around like headless chickens don't mean he is not doing his defensive duties. carrick is neat about the way he carries his task on the pitch and as an aside, carrick is one of the few english midfielders who can deliver 50 yard pass to your feet. his vision and passing is miles ahead of barry's.

As for the Danish GK, he became No 1 because of week in week out performances. . . if he becomes a bench warmer at Utd, he'll definitely drop to No 2 again soon enough.

playing for united guarantees automatic shirts for country. smalling - a bench warmer in man utd got his invitation just last week. united will launch him to stardom and playing for a crap football country like denmark, he will soon become danish's number one football icon upstaging vermins like bendtner and sorensen.

Ibime:

I don't agree with board members picking Assistants for the Manager.

I hope Lotti requested Emenalo, and he wasn't foisted on him.

don't be a lunkhead. carlotti must have chosen emenalo himself and by natural order, emenalo was the right choice. when carlos queiroz left man utd, mike phelan was promoted to the role of fergie's assistant.

debosky:

Then the poor guy is coming to kill his career. . . moving from Danish No 1 to a bench warmer at Utd.

how will he kill his own career? united is the biggest football institution in the world. warming the bench in united is not a career-killing move. js park is the best asian player in the last 5 years or so. he's a bench warmer at old trafford.

To those saying Carrick is being overlooked, he doesn't do as much defensive work as Barry. . . .Barry is a donkey who will work and work for hours on end which is why Capello favours him. I don't think Carrick has that type of attitude.

then either you or fabio capello does not understand modern football. defensive work is not about running around like a headless chicken snapping at heels like jack wilshere does every now and then. defensive work is more of interception. second guessing your opponents and making interceptions to cut them off. the art known to michael carrick. it seems capello is yet to learn from his mistakes playing barry in the middle of the park. michael carrick is a far better player defensively and offensively. barry's work rate is overrated.

proudly9ja:

While I agree he was unknown, he definitely wasn't wonderful. He was the weakest link in our defence at USA 94, always going forward and forgetting to actually defend. We really missed Ben Iroha and maybe Rueben Agboola (whose place Emenalo took).

But he seems to be doing well as a scout. I hope he does well as a coach. As a Nigerian, Im glad for him

how was he the weakest link in our defence? nigeria kept 2 clean sheets in 4 world cup games they played in 94. if my memory serves me right, eguavoen was the only clog in the super eagles' wheels and rueben agboola had been forgotten long before usa 94. rueben was dropped for tunisia 94 and i think he lost his place after the qualifier against cote d'ivore in abidjan when he was culpable for the ivorien's equalizer and 
their winning goal. i think emenalo was decent throughout - nigerian fans just didn't take to him cos he was new - same as chidi nwanu.

mbulela:

any links?
besides there are also rumours of links with David De Gea.

lindegaard will make more sense than david de gea.  he is most definitely, undoubtedly, a better buy at 3.5 million than the 15 million 19 year old david de gea!

on a positive note, check out bebe's goals against wigan's reserves. his second goal tonight should be the goal of the season.



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omi tutu:

What does Michael Carrick have to do to get some respect. Granted he has a bit of downside, but he is a very capable midfielder who can control a game with the best of them.

Capello needs to get his head out of his arse and make Carrick a permanent fixture. Gareth Barry is nowhere near good enough as Carrick.

capello must be sleeping with gareth barry's mom or female relatives. everyone knows carrick is the better player. he has outplayed barry in all the machester derbies and yet carrick gets ignored because he doesn't start enough games for fergie's man utd. barry ruined england against germany. the way ozil ghosted past him even though he had a head start of about 10 yards to the ball was laughable.

ritchboy:

Hehehehe, how can this moraphorka still be denying he's Sharon/Jackal after already ADMITTING he said THIS?

Is Sharon suffering from an unknown disorder?

i think you are the one that is supposed to see your spiritualist. you cannot handle the fact that your arguments hold no weight, so you do the inevitable - patch up a useless allegation against me to score cheap brownie points. you are a disgrace! if you're as clued up as you think then you should know i have had this same argument on another topic before and there i said i thought rooney was a better player than henry in 2006.

as an aside, i may actually take more of an interest if you weren't such a vile, obnoxious and objectionable twit. whenever i've come across anything you've written, it's incredibly hostile and provocative with little or nous and it also comes with the most ridiculous football comparison like saying kolo toure aces vidic or gael clichy is better than evra. if anyone takes his/her time to peruse everything you have typed on this forum he/she will know you need a brain transplant.

duduspace:

Oh dear, some folks have lost their sense of humor. Have you really found God? please accept my hearty congratulations I hope he didn't run away when he stumbled into you or you into him, you can tell him for me I'm yet to see him and I still think he is a myth. You are largely unchanged though, its still the same old Sauron, IMO the most fanatical Manure supporter on nairaland even though Starboard is running you close for that title these days or can it be yet another pseudonym?
Naaaaa, thats just me being paranoid.

i give as much thought to the codswallop above as i do washing my dishes.

Ibime:

Emenalo promoted to Assistant manager

i am happy for mike emenalo. such a wonderful unknown player in usa 94. he supplied papa yekini a sumptuous pass against italy to get us an equaliser but yekini miscontrolled the pass and the chance disappeared.

debosky:

So he'll fit right in with Rio.

u need jesus in ur life.

StarBoard:

Thought Sir Alex Ferguson wasn't going to do any deals in the transfer window.

largely unknown quantity.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1330932/Manchester-United-brink-3-5m-Anders-Lindegaard-deal.html

i cannot believe you don't know lindegaard. we have been linked to him since over 3 months ago now and there are rumours he is homosexual.

StarBoard:

@Cougar,
dayokanu is right.
Pique isn't really all that.
He is saved by his pace,but in reality,he's not the very best central defender to have.Ronaldo skinned him like he was an amateur,not minding that he's supposed to be a center back for the World Champions.Your explanation is plausible,but I just don't think he should be getting taken out like that. . .haba!
It's strange that a World Champion side like Spain is getting thumped by all and sundry.I never expected a 4-nil scoreline from Portugal,never mind that the Iberian derby tends to go the way of the Portugese lately.

pique is a very good defender. he will walk into any starting xi in the premiership. forget the whole centre back for world champions. every player has had a bad game. name one defender that hasn't been skinned on this planet. they all get skinned from time to time. it's part n parcel of the game. what happened there might not happen again to pique for the next 5 years.

Missy ★ B:

Werrin deh worry our celebs w/ colour riot na?

So on point. . . .But the blue shoes, hun?  

it's not colour riot. it's today's fashion. matchy matchy is boring. these days, you cannot wear the same shade of the same color from head-to-toe with nothing to break the colors. most of them did the colour combination perfectly but the quality of the garments most of them wore was ridiculous.

eldee:

Did you read what I said, pick one and tell me how much you wanna put on it . . . open view on NL, no mago-mago.

what are we calculating? attempted pass per minute or accurate pass/min?

eldee:

@Cougar

Pick an Arsenal player and I'll compare his pass/minute ratio with Denilson . . . now I'll go through the pain of calculate everything, but I want you to put your money where your mouth is. . . it's going to be fun taking money off you.

Deal or no deal??

there must be ten players in arsenal with better pass/minute ratio than denilson on the top of my head. almunia and fabianski should be better. same as eboue, rosicky, etc.

dayokanu:

I personally think Pique is good but slightly overrated just like every Spanish player right now (Excluding Xavi)

I also think the ball has gone over the line before nani made contact.

But If i were to be Ronaldo and Nani with his folly made that goal disallowed I would blow him.

That was supposed to be a VERRRYYYY good goal

this is amusing. i don't think pique will feel disgraced because ronaldo flattened him. i mean, ronaldo is the best player in the world. there's no shame in such. just like i don't see the shame when gareth bale took the piss on maicon. bale is a younger player and he's got bundle of pace to burn. he will shame any defender in the age of maicon just like agbonlahor will shame any defender of vidic's age with pace. this is why rafael(youngster) can put bale in his backpocket and maicon cannot. rafael is also young and bale's pace will not outfox rafael like it will murder evra.
my point is. . . . .the incident does not suggest pique is overrated. show us a defender that has not been beaten. he anticipated ronaldo was going to shoot and he made a block to stop it but ronaldo had other ideas. it doesn't devalue pique.

Ibime:

Keepball is easy for Gerrard, that's why he doesn't do it?

The fact is he can't. That's why Nasri and Gourcuff disgraced him yesterday.

Not everyone can play tippy tappy. . .and Denilson is one of the best.

gerrard goes for the hollywood passes. from 5 yards to 70 yards and so on and forth. the difficulty in executing those is more than denilson who cannot hit it more than 10 yards to a teammate. the team disgraced by nasri/gourcouff is a b-team. henderson, carroll, walcott, jaglieka, gibbs are b-teamers.

Ibime:

1)Not any slowpoke can make 5 to 10 yard passes. Its the most difficult skill in footie. Cats like Gerrard never mastered such skill.

2)Denilson has shown from his few minutes last season that he can produce in the final third.

3)I would remind some that players like Iniesta and Alex Hleb have no end product, yet are rated as some of the best midfielders. Denilson who hasn't even had the opportunity to express himself further up the pitch is being castigated for not having end product. And even then, I'm sure he scored some good goals last season£ I don't need to remind cats that just 3 years ago, Fabregas had little end product until Wenger gave him licence to roam.

4)Denilson is currently one of those devalued players who have the propensity to blow if deployed correctly. Same thing I said about Nani and Alex Song before him. My eye no dey lie. Denilsons talent is evident, just waiting to blossom.

1)cats like gerrard never mastered short passes because they consider it easy. even van der sar makes such passes in his box. what's the big deal?

2)produce what in the final third? 1 assist in 1573 league minutes last season?

3) don't even compare the football intelligence of alexander hleb or iniesta to denilson. arsenal missed hleb. all their industrious football in 07/08 was from the feet of hleb and the quality in their football dropped when hleb moved to spain. denilson has no such football intelligence but to do 'keep ball' in the centre circle and make 5-10 yard passes. what is so skillful in that? will it win games for arsenal?

4) nani is a better player, alex song is a gem. they can all produce a moment of brilliance to win games. denilson cannot. he is 22 and by now should be playing international friendlies for brazil if he's so good like arsenal fans keep fellating on him.

eldee:

Stop saying he's not passing enough . . . 59 accurate passes per match last season was one of the best in the EPL.
Get it, this is a ratio . . . passes per match, so it eliminates the B.S about the others don't get many matches, and a proof of his consistency.

don't distort the facts. you are quoting his number of passes per appearance. appearance doesn't mean 90 mins. a min appearance and a 90 min appearance is 1 appearance. give us his number of passes per minute played then we can have a proper argument.

Now are those passes important?? Possession battles are won in the midfield . . . every  knows that.
And those passes help to hold the ball while creative players are finding spaces, that's why Arsenal is a possession team.
And to prove my thing about consistency, he had 45 minutes in the Everton Match and he produced half of his last season pass/match average.

then you are assuming every team is bothered about possession. explain to us how jose mourinho beat the champions of england, spain and germany with less than 30% possession?

and stop this blasphemy, denilson made 35 passes against everton of which 30 were accurate. cesc made 70 passes, 52 were accurate so what does denilson really add to this team? you have the chutzpah to question my opinion that denilson is shyte without actually advancing anything other than hollow soundbites and the crap spewed by drunken arsenal pundits.

eldee:

So before, it was . . . he doesn't pass enough, then it became, his pass/match ratio was low . . . then it became, he only passes this good because no one tackles him . . . like seriously, what team lets you hold the ball in the midfield . . . SMH!!!

keep shaking your head but ma point was. . . . .denilson cops high number of passes because he copss more minutes than the arsenal players who are skilled to retain possession. more minutes on the pitch should give him more passes than cesc, diaby, nasri, etc. as an aside, he also retains possession mostly in his half and his range of passing is 5-10 yards(high accuracy, less difficulty) unlike cesc, xavi or scholes or lampard whose range are between 5-60 yards(prone to inaccuarcy because of the difficulty involved). any slowpoke can make 2-10 yard passes and get away with them. it doesn't make them geniuses - only the fans of arsenal will celebrate denilson.

debosky:

But you don't need to be. . . or don't cougars bite anymore? 

Newsflash - the earth is not spherical, it is a spheroid with flat bits at the poles. This means Denilson can start for Chelski.

good luck to chelsea and denilson then.

debosky:

Cougare = Sharon. Now bite me. 

i am not a dog, i don't bite but stop peddling false allegations against me.

So your initial post was hogwash, claiming he wouldn't start for Chelski? 

if the earth remains spherical, denilson should not start for chelski. who can denilson ace in chelsea midfield? mikel is better than denilson. same as lampard, ramirez, essien and zhirkov. denilson is yet to cap a debut for brazil at 22. i mean, what other evidence do you guys need to know he's a mediocre player who retains possession in the area of the pitch where his markers are not interested in winning the ball from him.

slimshay:

^^^^oh dear, sensitive thug, I think you need a hug. Make I call DK for you. Bayern no dey discriminate.

debosky:

@ Sharon

Ibime thinks he's good enough to play for Chelski. . . .what say you to that?

stop referring to me as sharon/sauron - it always amazes me how weak-minded people are. someone anonymous person on the net says something, and everyone just adopts it as fact without question. no one bothers to question, or *think*. it's hardly surprising though; such is the way of the world.
if you have some proof that i am sauron/sharon or someone else on this site then produce it instead of being spoonfed with lies.

if sidwell and pizarro can be good enough for chelsea, then denilson(no cap for brazil) should be good enough.

slimshay:

The formerly known as sauron, can you return to the chart you posted on Arsenal thread after the barca match showing pass stats and see what denilson notched up in passes as against the next arsenal player being fabregas.

The irony of the matter is, I developed a keener interest in denilson's role in the middle of the field after this simpleton posted that chart to rib us. It interested me to know why a player will play half a match and notch highest number of passes in a team.

I guess you sit down in the more plush offices of Skysports to reach your own deductions that Denilson was shyte abi? Oponu oshi.

You disappoint me o. You didn't mention how his 100% pass completion against Westham was just backwards and sideways passes oh. And you come here accusing people of repeating what they hear. Face a mirror and keep repeating 'retard' at the doofus facing you.

I will call Cougar to come and release you. Didirin.

i know you will come back here and display more show of shame mixed with sterling idiocy. denilson is shyte. . . .there's no way denilson will start for chelsea, man utd or even the current liverpool. let him continue to produce 400% pass completion stats for you and win you nothing. jack wilshere is a better player than denilson and if denilson should get hit by a stray bullet in south london, he won't be missed in body and in spirit.

slimshay:

@suara simplicity becomes you

How is it that even you dont understand the import of your own words. You say a player has never put in a scruff of the neck man of the match performance. I have given you example of 2 games where his performance was quite worthy of MOTM.

you are just exhibiting idiocy traits each time you post. you sat in the comfort of your living room and say denilson's performance was worthy motm against barcelona and i said almunia and theo walcott were better on the night - that is if i ignore barcelona players who gave one of their best performances in the history of their club. a feat pep guardiola said would never be replicated in the club and you dare mention denilson? you must have poop for brains.

slimshay:

How is it that a player plays half a match and still notches up highest number of passes in the team. And you come here questioning the statement that we have better possession when he is in the team.
Or you think he was linked to Barcelona because they liked his fluffy hair.

more ineptitude in display. how did denilson notch up the highest number of passes in the team after coming on for 45 mins? arsenal must be breeding simpletons in leaps and bounds. denilson made 35 passes against everton. fabregas made 70 passes so tell us how denilson made more passes than fabregas? so because barcelona is linked to denilson means what? barcelona bought hleb, chygrnsky, abidal and maxwell. does that make them world class players?

So Arsenal wasnt in the leading going to the tunnel at Everton eh? Why did they have better possession stats. Or is it unreasonable to expect the home side to 'come out of the traps' as they say in the early parts of the second half? I say we turned a deficit in possession into such a massive difference and you are here talking about being in the lead.

see this slowpoke, possession stats fluctuates. to pin the increase in percentage of possession stats to a single player makes you sound like a retard. what do arsenal players eat that makes them this pitiful with the most ridiculous remarks known to man? goals change games. a goal scored relaxes the nerves of the team leading and the lead gives them more control to coast to the final whistle. denilson or no denilson, arsenal were always going to retain possession more than everton.

Denilson had 100% pass completion against West ham. This is the point where you jump in and say it was just side ways and backward passes,  . . .

100% pass completion against west ham? stop lying.

slimshay:

And stop quoting retard figure I have just shown you denilson made more passes having played half the amount of time cesc spent on the field.

So denilson job is now to find killer passes eh, sagna must be a wastepipe since he isn't copping headed goals then.

Dude I think you got dumber on your break.

you asswipe, are you talking about the rubbish stats you plucked out of your backside? denilson made more passes than cesc? on which pitch? goodison park? this is why many think arsenal fans are the most moronic set of posse in the world. priggish, deluded, scientology-esque useless, minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the temerity to (legitimately) question the quality of their players.

duduspace:

Find God ke? can a leopard change its spots? he is still the same anarchist, how did people identify him when he came back if he is less anything?

if i managed to harness the power of all the world's telescopes to create a "super telescope" with the power to see millions of miles into space, i still would not be able to locate my interest in anything you have to say (or think) about me. in fact, i want to be thought of negatively by ignorant, brainwashed people such as your deluded self.

dayokanu:

Nani is an incredibly silly player!!!

See how he spoilt Ronaldos goal with this offiside

lethargic decision by the referee.

nani was onside(pique lying on the floor kept nani on)
ball was already over the line before nani helped it on.

it was a perfect goal!

duduspace:

Sharrap Debo, stick to your grammar and stop playing shrink. Out of those 13 games Giggs played 7 (remarkable return for a 36 year old grandfather in footballing terms) and Rooney played 5 yet the team's form was no better even when they played so they don't count as being absent, the only long term absentee is Valencia and with how bad that injury looked are you sure he is even going to be back this season?
Will you only realise that Fergie needs to buy after DK starts playing Yebariba on this thread every other week?

sterling idiocy is at play again. rooney and valencia(pfa teamers of last season) have missed huge chunk of league games and you think their return will not add to the potency of man utd? if this is the way you reason in the real world then i am sorry for your offspring.

debosky:

I am not for or against in this argument - I simply pointed out an obvious flaw in your logic.

of course, i know you would sit on the fence on this. when arsenal fans rant about denilson's high number of passes, they ignore the most vital stat - which is the rate at which those passes are made or pass-per minute spent on the pitch. of course, the stats just say denilson has made 50,000 passes and fabregas made 300 passes and morons like slimshay will jump on it but the fact is denilson made 50,000 passes having played for 100,000 minutes. cesc made 300 passes having played for 280 minutes and half of cesc's passes are even key passes that easily becomes a goal attempt while denilson is romancing the ball in the area where his opponents don't care.

debosky:

^^
It is moronic to expect Denilson to feature highly on THIS SEASON'S passing stats when he has barely played.

then i think it's even more idiotic to bring this up without telling us what he's done when he has played.

slimshay:

Suara Cougar will you put a lid on it. The more you comment on this matter the simpler your points seem.

just like 99% of the gooners on this forum, you have absolutely nothing of value to add to the discussion except ad hominem sniping. and the reason for that is you have nothing to say unless it's spoonfed to you.

slimshay:

At Everton just this last weekend, as the first half wound down possesion was at 55everton 45arsenal. Denilson came in and the 15 minutes into the second half we were at 75arsenal 25everton.

back this stat up with evidence and stop debating like a simpleton. so you want me to believe(in 2010) that denilson's brilliance increased arsenal's possession stat from 45% to 75% against everton? nothing to do with the momentum of the game, the fact that everton were shoddy, and the fact that arsenal were already a goal up and they had everton where they wanted? this is the reason you and your likes are intellectually sterile.

slimshay:

Arsenal keep the ball better with Denilson on the pitch. He is not a flair player nor a workhorse, but you need to keep that move going? Give it to Neves.

like he did when united slaughtered arsenal 1-3 at the emirates with denilson on the pitch. denilson must be the new flavour of the month in arsenal. i just looked at the stats. he's not in the top 50 passers of the ball this season, neither is he in the key passer of the ball list.

slimshay:

8 of 25 passes for Arsenal's team goal and you are here asking about the scruff of his the neck. You want a man of the match performance, Arsenal vs Barca first leg(and he came in second half), Arsenal vs WestHam last season.

Ibime wetin you wan use Denilson do, shebi u get Ramires?

arsenal vs barca first leg? theo walcott and manuel almunia were the best arsenal players on the pitch not denilson.
arsenal vs west ham last season? home or away? either of them, denilson wasn't the man of the match. he has never won motm since he joined arsenal.

i am looking at the stats of key passes and cesc, nasri, arshavin, chamakh, wilshere and rosicky are higher than denilson on the list. evra is a defender and he has made more key passes than denilson "the maradona" of arsenal. i am beginning to understand why your lots have not won a single title in eons. you guys celebrate mediocrity.