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Timbuktou:i just got back from the solicitor's office and i couldn't speak prior then cos someone banned me for whatever - i don't know anything about it. my solicitor will get on this matter by monday and issue a cease & desist letter to the accuser for the libel or the slander as the case may be. what irks the most is i can no longer say anything in public to defend myself now that a legal team has taken the issue on board. feel free to contact me privately though to hear my own side of the story. my ban expires in 72 hours & i don't post with this one. see you on the other side, bro!
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EUROBOMBER: EUROBOMBER: EUROBOMBER:after the loser you called a father went to report the mods to ban me, you are now flexing muscles in my absence? you are a coward, you start fights and when you get eviscerated, you run to the mods to report you were being killed. i would serve my ban like a man that i am but start praying when i return. the amount of body blows you get then would make your witch mother beg for suicide. have all the fun now while i am away & revel in your infinite stüpidity. i got banned & had my post hidden by a rëtarded moderator...... i'll be back soon, faggöt |
my inbox was bombarded by friends & admirers....they inspired me to write this ish.... IBIME's ANNIHILATION Fück upon a time, there's a cave called Nairaland/where a tyrant sat/he feels he's god...cos he's worshipped by minor cats/ I got confused....Here's supposed to be a slaughterhouse/who allowed these rubber touts/to point flaws in other's bouts/ The newbies couldn't speak/they always looking weak/too scared to express themselves.....under the crooked king/ Mikuz was a ruthless prïck/With the brains of a tuna fish/his decision making?...Ludicrous/ He uses the ban button to cross posters out like the crucifix/ How could a mod be such a lunatic?/ I soon figured out/there's a bigger lout/with a sniggered snout/ His name is Ibime/what a waste of the semën/dude's mentally-impeded/....with the weight of six skinheads/ This mentality has to change/Battle rap isn't a brute's food chain/all the self adulations are just too vain/ So i set to task/stalk the evil entourage/but I was yet to rank/ Then came the king tournament/I got a bit fortunate/I was made a judge...to reduce turbulence/I spooked arguments/I was testing the heat levels.....just like a crude arsonist/ I made it known/I'd fight for the gay king's throne/I was in the mood to break splintbone/ My request was rejected/FFR thought The Coog was reckless/I couldn't cross swords till I get my verse inspected/ I threw them the chaff/Long boring lines like the graph/Just to inflict them with laughs/ The stage was set/Ibime's card remained unchecked/He changed his mind....like the statement of a räpe suspect/ Ibime must protect his credibility/he knew it was the end of his killing spree/ I dropped my verse....just to expose his sensitivity/ The cat can't face his threat/He went about making dissent/he even claimed my pen game is spent/ Mikuz became my next project/I had to make the wet whòre decked/like the dïldo recipient of a lêsbo sëx/ Lo & behold...Kim got bodybagged/his donkey asś/ thought he could win a sword fight with sloppy bars/ Coog's rise made O'bis envious/His body temp....100 degrees celsius/like a woman going through the C-section/ Jealousy is a female trait/O'bis became salty...as the newbs had their image raised/he went to war....with the help of his village mates/ O'bis started amassing his troops/harassing the noobs...in a way rapïsts love attacking cute böobs/ No debating...FYH killed Kim clearly/Limerick is nice...his wits, skills -Scary/always on point - weak frees? rarely/ Nihilist broke O'bis down in the sports section/He got a confession/when he drilled O'bis with 4 questions/..O'bis plan was to hinder..... the newb's progression/ Who is Ibime? He's bïtch-made/that loves to rock the skin fade/He was jailed years ago & got södomised by 6 inmates/ Ibime knows nowt about street life/His toughest brawl...was preventing a bïtch fight/He still got punched in the face about three times/ When O'Bis turned 9/playing footie with his mates in the sunrise/I was on the streets shooting at drug dealers...that won't reduce the cost price/ When O'Bis hit 13/wankïng his dïck in latrines/I was with Liberian rebels slicing arms like i was giving vaccines/ It's surprising/The same gay crew accused others of biting/Till they jaw marks were exposed.....like the ear bitten by Tyson/ Fake buncha hypocrites/including Emaprince or Emobïtch/Who queafs & get erectïons.....for The Coog like the clïtoris/ The Coog's swag alone is box office/O'Bis is a fâg....repulsive than a dog's vomit/We should take this to the streets....I'm done talking/ |
Lars Høgh, Denmark's goalkeeper coach. "He is really talented and very focused," he says, stressing the words 'really' and 'very'.Frank Arnesen, Chelsea's Director of Football: The Chelsea director believes Lindegaard has the tools to succed in the Premier League. Tor-Kristian Karlsen, the former chief scout for Hannover 96 and he develops talent of Bayer Leverkusen, has used the afternoon to answer questions about Anders Lindegaard.i think i am satisfied with the positive review. contrary to what the lunkhead(duduspace) is ranting about. lindegaard is actually the best goalie in the norwegian league. he won the shootout to win his club the cup, and they became a top club in norway because of lindegaard and my mates in norway are saying when he leaves norway his present club will end up at the bottom half of the table. |
dayokanu:it ain't hard to tell that duduspace is a supreme asswipe. so every player united buy must be from a world class team or must have a world class pedigree somewhere. if duduspace isn't an , he would know tim howard wasn't a household name when he was bought. he keeps lamenting about united's quality dropping over the years but he's blind to see what is going on in his own club. the best thing is to ignore him. he has little or no brain to process his thoughts. even a fellow arsenal fan is telling he's a disgrace and yet he wouldn't yield and comport himself when making lewd comments here. the slowpoke even went further to say exceptional players are always precocious except that maradona, zidane, roy keane, vieira, claude makelele and maldini were nobodies in their teens. i have no doubt in my mind duduspace is the biggest simpleton in this side of the world. if anyone agrees with me, let that person yell aye! |
debosky:and where did you get this from? capello's notepad? defensive midfielders are stationed in front of the centre-halves to protect them. if play goes to either the left side or the right side, they should be positionally sound to quell the danger. so telling me he is versatile to cover the left back and ignoring the right side has found you or barry out. one of you is a slowpoke and my $25 says it is you! Utter bollocks. . . .with all this rotation Vidic starts every league/EPL game if fit, ditto for VDS, Nani and Evra and you're talking about squad rotation? Only the players that can't deliver consistently either due to age or form are rotated frequently - Carrick clearly falls into this category.and you are sure rio has started every league game for man utd? you are also sure of evra? nani? you must be a senior lummox. squad rotation is the key in big teams. why is bendtner complaining in arsenal(a thinner squad for that matter)? because he is not good enough or he's too old to kick or what? you need to carry your inept thinking to your thread - where you are hero-worshipped as the dullest of the lot. Tumbling form for 18 months and he should replace Barry? You've answered the question for yourself - let's see consistent performances from him in a Utd shirt and I'm sure he'll get a look in.barry doesn't even have any form. he's not good enough. a rooney without form is better than darren bent in form. carrick without form is better than anything gareth barry can offer. that is the real mccoy of this debate. under no circumstances should barry be starting ahead of carrick. carrick has class, barry does not! simple! Barry's form for England helped them qualify for the WC, so you don't expect Capello to simply drop him for someone else, especially since you've even admitted that the replacement's form has been dodgy at best.playing against hapless teams in the qualifiers is different from playing against teams who can retain the ball. do you need encephalography to work out why england was found out in the mundial? carrick is just a player who has suffered most from the lack of appreciation for ball-playing midfielders in england because english fans love a tryer. someone who will run and run without purpose is their ideal player. they have started comparing gareth bale to messi - that is how screwed-up they are upstairs. in spain, the masters of possession football, carrick is much more popular. xabi alonso said :If they are on top of their game and if Carrick plays, because for me he is a top player, then England will have a chance. If Carrick plays for the national team the way that he does for Manchester United, then it would be very good news for England. I think that he could easily fit in the Spanish system because I really like the way he plays. He reads the game so well, he is always ahead of what is going to happen and he is always in the right position. When he gets the ball, he plays it easy and he is available to his team-mates all the time. For me, he has the profile to play for Barcelona or any of the Spanish teams. He would also be very complimentary to Stevie. xavi the midfield general also said: “Carrick gives United balance and can play defensively too. He passes well, has a good shot and is a complete player.” |
debosky:so what is barry's primary task and why would he be deployed to cover on the left when he's mainly a defensive midfielder in a system playing 4-4-2 or 4-5-1. in one big swoop, i have identified your indolence without trying too hard. ![]() Reh reh reh. . . yet he isn't playing regularly for Utd.if you use playing regularly for united as a yardstick then you will be lost in the storm. the strength in depth has ensured no one gets a guaranteed shirt. can you name united's starting line up tomorrow? no one can. fergie has not used the same line-up in the last 206 games so i think you need to understand united's squad rotation when debating carrick's appearances for man utd. So why isn't Carrick playing for England?capello is a slowpoke and besides that, carrick had an achilles injury that has kept his form tumbling in the last 18 months. apart from his niggling injuries here and there, he is better suited as a defensive midfielder than gareth barry. i hope the link below modifies your logic process about what being a defensive midfielder really entails. http://www.zonalmarking.net/2010/03/03/michael-carrick-demonstrates-why-he-could-be-crucial-to-englands-world-cup-hopes/ |
debosky:rubbish analysis. ability to cover the left side of midfield? so what is the job of the left winger if barry's task is to cover the left side of midfield. arsenal fans can be obdurate, big-hearted buffoons sometimes. Carrick may be better offensively, but he isn't better defensively.bar hargreaves, carrick is better defensively than any english midfielder. just because a player doesn't run around like headless chickens don't mean he is not doing his defensive duties. carrick is neat about the way he carries his task on the pitch and as an aside, carrick is one of the few english midfielders who can deliver 50 yard pass to your feet. his vision and passing is miles ahead of barry's. As for the Danish GK, he became No 1 because of week in week out performances. . . if he becomes a bench warmer at Utd, he'll definitely drop to No 2 again soon enough.playing for united guarantees automatic shirts for country. smalling - a bench warmer in man utd got his invitation just last week. united will launch him to stardom and playing for a crap football country like denmark, he will soon become danish's number one football icon upstaging vermins like bendtner and sorensen. |
Ibime:don't be a lunkhead. carlotti must have chosen emenalo himself and by natural order, emenalo was the right choice. when carlos queiroz left man utd, mike phelan was promoted to the role of fergie's assistant. |
debosky:how will he kill his own career? united is the biggest football institution in the world. warming the bench in united is not a career-killing move. js park is the best asian player in the last 5 years or so. he's a bench warmer at old trafford. To those saying Carrick is being overlooked, he doesn't do as much defensive work as Barry. . . .Barry is a donkey who will work and work for hours on end which is why Capello favours him. I don't think Carrick has that type of attitude.then either you or fabio capello does not understand modern football. defensive work is not about running around like a headless chicken snapping at heels like jack wilshere does every now and then. defensive work is more of interception. second guessing your opponents and making interceptions to cut them off. the art known to michael carrick. it seems capello is yet to learn from his mistakes playing barry in the middle of the park. michael carrick is a far better player defensively and offensively. barry's work rate is overrated. |
proudly9ja:how was he the weakest link in our defence? nigeria kept 2 clean sheets in 4 world cup games they played in 94. if my memory serves me right, eguavoen was the only clog in the super eagles' wheels and rueben agboola had been forgotten long before usa 94. rueben was dropped for tunisia 94 and i think he lost his place after the qualifier against cote d'ivore in abidjan when he was culpable for the ivorien's equalizer and their winning goal. i think emenalo was decent throughout - nigerian fans just didn't take to him cos he was new - same as chidi nwanu. |
mbulela:lindegaard will make more sense than david de gea. he is most definitely, undoubtedly, a better buy at 3.5 million than the 15 million 19 year old david de gea! on a positive note, check out bebe's goals against wigan's reserves. his second goal tonight should be the goal of the season. https://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9506/bebe1.gif [flash=425,400] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWGLTeakFUM&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"[/flash] |
omi tutu:capello must be sleeping with gareth barry's mom or female relatives. everyone knows carrick is the better player. he has outplayed barry in all the machester derbies and yet carrick gets ignored because he doesn't start enough games for fergie's man utd. barry ruined england against germany. the way ozil ghosted past him even though he had a head start of about 10 yards to the ball was laughable. |
ritchboy:i think you are the one that is supposed to see your spiritualist. you cannot handle the fact that your arguments hold no weight, so you do the inevitable - patch up a useless allegation against me to score cheap brownie points. you are a disgrace! if you're as clued up as you think then you should know i have had this same argument on another topic before and there i said i thought rooney was a better player than henry in 2006. as an aside, i may actually take more of an interest if you weren't such a vile, obnoxious and objectionable twit. whenever i've come across anything you've written, it's incredibly hostile and provocative with little or nous and it also comes with the most ridiculous football comparison like saying kolo toure aces vidic or gael clichy is better than evra. if anyone takes his/her time to peruse everything you have typed on this forum he/she will know you need a brain transplant. duduspace:i give as much thought to the codswallop above as i do washing my dishes. ![]() |
Ibime:i am happy for mike emenalo. such a wonderful unknown player in usa 94. he supplied papa yekini a sumptuous pass against italy to get us an equaliser but yekini miscontrolled the pass and the chance disappeared. |
debosky:u need jesus in ur life. |
StarBoard:i cannot believe you don't know lindegaard. we have been linked to him since over 3 months ago now and there are rumours he is homosexual. StarBoard:pique is a very good defender. he will walk into any starting xi in the premiership. forget the whole centre back for world champions. every player has had a bad game. name one defender that hasn't been skinned on this planet. they all get skinned from time to time. it's part n parcel of the game. what happened there might not happen again to pique for the next 5 years. |
Missy ★ B:it's not colour riot. it's today's fashion. matchy matchy is boring. these days, you cannot wear the same shade of the same color from head-to-toe with nothing to break the colors. most of them did the colour combination perfectly but the quality of the garments most of them wore was ridiculous. |
eldee:what are we calculating? attempted pass per minute or accurate pass/min? |
eldee:there must be ten players in arsenal with better pass/minute ratio than denilson on the top of my head. almunia and fabianski should be better. same as eboue, rosicky, etc. |
dayokanu:this is amusing. i don't think pique will feel disgraced because ronaldo flattened him. i mean, ronaldo is the best player in the world. there's no shame in such. just like i don't see the shame when gareth bale took the piss on maicon. bale is a younger player and he's got bundle of pace to burn. he will shame any defender in the age of maicon just like agbonlahor will shame any defender of vidic's age with pace. this is why rafael(youngster) can put bale in his backpocket and maicon cannot. rafael is also young and bale's pace will not outfox rafael like it will murder evra. my point is. . . . .the incident does not suggest pique is overrated. show us a defender that has not been beaten. he anticipated ronaldo was going to shoot and he made a block to stop it but ronaldo had other ideas. it doesn't devalue pique. |
Ibime:gerrard goes for the hollywood passes. from 5 yards to 70 yards and so on and forth. the difficulty in executing those is more than denilson who cannot hit it more than 10 yards to a teammate. the team disgraced by nasri/gourcouff is a b-team. henderson, carroll, walcott, jaglieka, gibbs are b-teamers. |
Ibime:1)cats like gerrard never mastered short passes because they consider it easy. even van der sar makes such passes in his box. what's the big deal? 2)produce what in the final third? 1 assist in 1573 league minutes last season? 3) don't even compare the football intelligence of alexander hleb or iniesta to denilson. arsenal missed hleb. all their industrious football in 07/08 was from the feet of hleb and the quality in their football dropped when hleb moved to spain. denilson has no such football intelligence but to do 'keep ball' in the centre circle and make 5-10 yard passes. what is so skillful in that? will it win games for arsenal? 4) nani is a better player, alex song is a gem. they can all produce a moment of brilliance to win games. denilson cannot. he is 22 and by now should be playing international friendlies for brazil if he's so good like arsenal fans keep fellating on him. eldee:don't distort the facts. you are quoting his number of passes per appearance. appearance doesn't mean 90 mins. a min appearance and a 90 min appearance is 1 appearance. give us his number of passes per minute played then we can have a proper argument. Now are those passes important?? Possession battles are won in the midfield . . . every knows that.then you are assuming every team is bothered about possession. explain to us how jose mourinho beat the champions of england, spain and germany with less than 30% possession? and stop this blasphemy, denilson made 35 passes against everton of which 30 were accurate. cesc made 70 passes, 52 were accurate so what does denilson really add to this team? you have the chutzpah to question my opinion that denilson is shyte without actually advancing anything other than hollow soundbites and the crap spewed by drunken arsenal pundits. |
eldee:keep shaking your head but ma point was. . . . .denilson cops high number of passes because he copss more minutes than the arsenal players who are skilled to retain possession. more minutes on the pitch should give him more passes than cesc, diaby, nasri, etc. as an aside, he also retains possession mostly in his half and his range of passing is 5-10 yards(high accuracy, less difficulty) unlike cesc, xavi or scholes or lampard whose range are between 5-60 yards(prone to inaccuarcy because of the difficulty involved). any slowpoke can make 2-10 yard passes and get away with them. it doesn't make them geniuses - only the fans of arsenal will celebrate denilson. debosky:good luck to chelsea and denilson then. |
debosky:i am not a dog, i don't bite but stop peddling false allegations against me. So your initial post was hogwash, claiming he wouldn't start for Chelski?if the earth remains spherical, denilson should not start for chelski. who can denilson ace in chelsea midfield? mikel is better than denilson. same as lampard, ramirez, essien and zhirkov. denilson is yet to cap a debut for brazil at 22. i mean, what other evidence do you guys need to know he's a mediocre player who retains possession in the area of the pitch where his markers are not interested in winning the ball from him. |
slimshay: debosky:stop referring to me as sharon/sauron - it always amazes me how weak-minded people are. someone anonymous person on the net says something, and everyone just adopts it as fact without question. no one bothers to question, or *think*. it's hardly surprising though; such is the way of the world. if you have some proof that i am sauron/sharon or someone else on this site then produce it instead of being spoonfed with lies. if sidwell and pizarro can be good enough for chelsea, then denilson(no cap for brazil) should be good enough. |
slimshay:i know you will come back here and display more show of shame mixed with sterling idiocy. denilson is shyte. . . .there's no way denilson will start for chelsea, man utd or even the current liverpool. let him continue to produce 400% pass completion stats for you and win you nothing. jack wilshere is a better player than denilson and if denilson should get hit by a stray bullet in south london, he won't be missed in body and in spirit. |
slimshay:you are just exhibiting idiocy traits each time you post. you sat in the comfort of your living room and say denilson's performance was worthy motm against barcelona and i said almunia and theo walcott were better on the night - that is if i ignore barcelona players who gave one of their best performances in the history of their club. a feat pep guardiola said would never be replicated in the club and you dare mention denilson? you must have poop for brains. slimshay:more ineptitude in display. how did denilson notch up the highest number of passes in the team after coming on for 45 mins? arsenal must be breeding simpletons in leaps and bounds. denilson made 35 passes against everton. fabregas made 70 passes so tell us how denilson made more passes than fabregas? so because barcelona is linked to denilson means what? barcelona bought hleb, chygrnsky, abidal and maxwell. does that make them world class players? So Arsenal wasnt in the leading going to the tunnel at Everton eh? Why did they have better possession stats. Or is it unreasonable to expect the home side to 'come out of the traps' as they say in the early parts of the second half? I say we turned a deficit in possession into such a massive difference and you are here talking about being in the lead.see this slowpoke, possession stats fluctuates. to pin the increase in percentage of possession stats to a single player makes you sound like a retard. what do arsenal players eat that makes them this pitiful with the most ridiculous remarks known to man? goals change games. a goal scored relaxes the nerves of the team leading and the lead gives them more control to coast to the final whistle. denilson or no denilson, arsenal were always going to retain possession more than everton. Denilson had 100% pass completion against West ham. This is the point where you jump in and say it was just side ways and backward passes, . . .100% pass completion against west ham? stop lying. slimshay:you asswipe, are you talking about the rubbish stats you plucked out of your backside? denilson made more passes than cesc? on which pitch? goodison park? this is why many think arsenal fans are the most moronic set of posse in the world. priggish, deluded, scientology-esque useless, minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the temerity to (legitimately) question the quality of their players. duduspace:if i managed to harness the power of all the world's telescopes to create a "super telescope" with the power to see millions of miles into space, i still would not be able to locate my interest in anything you have to say (or think) about me. in fact, i want to be thought of negatively by ignorant, brainwashed people such as your deluded self. |
dayokanu:lethargic decision by the referee. nani was onside(pique lying on the floor kept nani on) ball was already over the line before nani helped it on. it was a perfect goal! duduspace:sterling idiocy is at play again. rooney and valencia(pfa teamers of last season) have missed huge chunk of league games and you think their return will not add to the potency of man utd? if this is the way you reason in the real world then i am sorry for your offspring. |
debosky:of course, i know you would sit on the fence on this. when arsenal fans rant about denilson's high number of passes, they ignore the most vital stat - which is the rate at which those passes are made or pass-per minute spent on the pitch. of course, the stats just say denilson has made 50,000 passes and fabregas made 300 passes and morons like slimshay will jump on it but the fact is denilson made 50,000 passes having played for 100,000 minutes. cesc made 300 passes having played for 280 minutes and half of cesc's passes are even key passes that easily becomes a goal attempt while denilson is romancing the ball in the area where his opponents don't care. |
debosky:then i think it's even more idiotic to bring this up without telling us what he's done when he has played. |
slimshay:just like 99% of the gooners on this forum, you have absolutely nothing of value to add to the discussion except ad hominem sniping. and the reason for that is you have nothing to say unless it's spoonfed to you. slimshay:back this stat up with evidence and stop debating like a simpleton. so you want me to believe(in 2010) that denilson's brilliance increased arsenal's possession stat from 45% to 75% against everton? nothing to do with the momentum of the game, the fact that everton were shoddy, and the fact that arsenal were already a goal up and they had everton where they wanted? this is the reason you and your likes are intellectually sterile. slimshay:like he did when united slaughtered arsenal 1-3 at the emirates with denilson on the pitch. denilson must be the new flavour of the month in arsenal. i just looked at the stats. he's not in the top 50 passers of the ball this season, neither is he in the key passer of the ball list. slimshay:arsenal vs barca first leg? theo walcott and manuel almunia were the best arsenal players on the pitch not denilson. arsenal vs west ham last season? home or away? either of them, denilson wasn't the man of the match. he has never won motm since he joined arsenal. i am looking at the stats of key passes and cesc, nasri, arshavin, chamakh, wilshere and rosicky are higher than denilson on the list. evra is a defender and he has made more key passes than denilson "the maradona" of arsenal. i am beginning to understand why your lots have not won a single title in eons. you guys celebrate mediocrity. |


