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searay: @Op, u r doing it my own style. So this is how hin dey do person.

Na so my brother!

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I love ur name.

Mind if u spare some time so we can get to know each other?


hope I'm not asking too much

Thanks for the complements

Hi

've come across hundreds of his pictures in fiction and in reality and have come to a conclusion.

Thus Seun is indeed handsome.

Nice article. I hope the female specie would learn a thing or two from this write up.

afajack: my qus is can u trust, luv or take any 2go gal as ur gal friend? Why i'm saying this is becs all 2go gals re very very cheap

What do you want from a 2go girl if I may ask.

If you say ther're cheap, then you're guilty of the same crime you're accusing them of. Because the way you chat with hundreds of them in order to gain entrance beneath their legs, is the sam way they chat with hundreds of guys for recharge cards and other goodies.

So in addition, you're both cheap.

Therefore stop winding like a baby and get into the game. If you feel you can't cope with waves and dangerous currents, then go to your mamma's house and request for breast milk.

Nice article.

The solution to every problem we face in life lies in our hands.

All you have to do is to find out which area needs attention.

The problem with most couples these days is that they feel that once you're married, it's no longer necessary to keep that flame burning. How wrong they are. They see marriage as slavery and endurance. Hence the high rate of marital infidelity in our society today.

Marriage should be enjoyed and not endured. I'n glad the writed reliased his error before it was too late.

May God deliver this country.

@Kslib this is the full story

The vice chancellor, VC, of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, is being investigated by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, for the mismanagement of billions of naira meant for development in the institution. Boniface Egboka, the VC, allegedly misappropriated funds allocated to the university through award of bogus and inflated contracts to fronts and cronies through selective bidding and fraudulent contract cost variations.

Egboka was recently arrested and questioned by the commission and has made statements about his involvement in the alleged fraud. He was thereafter released on administrative bail.

A group of lecturers of the university in March this year petitioned the EFCC slamming a litany of allegations against Egboka including fraud, abuse of office, inflation of contract, using fronts to get contracts and high handedness.

Our reporter confirmed from the EFCC that it was investigating a petition against the VC. Wilson Uwujaren, the commission’s spokesman, said that the petition was already being investigated by its Enugu office, adding that the Egboka has already been invited for interrogation and had made statements to investigators. Independent investigations of the allegations by icirnigeria.org indicate that Egboka might be in deep trouble except he can explain many actions he took which bother on misappropriation of funds.

Our investigations revealed that the vice chancellor spends university funds like his own personal resources without recourse to rules and regulations, awarded contracts without due process and without open tenders, an infraction that earned him a query from the Bureau for Public Procurement, BPP in April.

For example, in October, 2011on a trip to America with other officials, Egboka ordered for two 2011 Toyota 4 Runner jeeps worth N27 million for himself and the pro – chancellor of the university who was also on the delegation.

He made the order without any bidding and without the approval of the tender’s board and in spite of the fact that he already had a Prado jeep as official car while the pro – chancellor used a Toyota Avensis. He also claimed to have committed the institution by making a deposit from his own pocket.

Upon returning to Nigeria, Egboka tried to perfect the purchase by causing the registrar of the institution to award the contract for the purchase of the vehicles. But the contract could not be awarded to a foreign company so, the VC directed that it be awarded to a local firm, Grech Resources Limited.

Going through the motions of a contract award, the bursar wrote an award letter to the company claiming that the tenders’ board at its 30th meeting held on Wednesday, 12th October, 2011, approved the award for the supply of the two vehicles.

However, the bursar refused to release funds for the purchase because there was no proof of tender, forcing the V.C. to write an undertaking where he explained the irregularity attending the purchase.

Investigations also showed that the vice chancellor, without due process and against regulations, selectively awarded contracts or just merely invited whosoever he wanted and handed contracts out to them.

In many of these cases, the contracts were awarded to family members. Apart from that, variations were illegally granted to the companies, raising costs outrageously.

For example, in August 2011, Porras and Oliva, a company allegedly owned by Egboka’s son – in – law, got a contract for the renovation and furnishing of the university auditorium for N20, 264,685.00.

The contract was awarded through selective tendering and given to Porras and Oliva which quoted N21, 229,670.00 in spite of the facts that there were lower bids.

However, halfway into the job’s execution, the company requested for a variation of N80, 536,788.00 in the contract sum which was granted at the sum of N58, 190,469.00.

In a letter written to the company on December 5, 2011, the registrar of the university stated that the tenders board at its 35th meeting of three days earlier approved the sum as “completion sum” for the project, thereby granting more than hundred percent variation cost.

Porras and Oliva got several other contracts without going through due process. These include an N8, 455,145.00 contract for the reticulation of the university foundry; N5, 167,000.00 for furnishing of the VC’s office and a N5, 887,436.50 contract for the fencing of the university auditorium.

Another questionable contract was the one awarded to Regibel Limited, another company which is alleged to be a front for the VC. The company was awarded the contract for the construction of a 676 metre road for N92, 630,453.78.

Apart from the suspected inflated contract sum, subsequently the VC developed a relationship with the company whereby he just gives directives to it to execute projects running into several millions.

For these projects, there was no tender or agreement between the parties. Acting on the VC’s directive Regibel executed the project and sent a bill to the management which is rubber stamped, approved and paid.

On December 14, 2011, the university management got such a bill for the sum of N122, 141,500.85 for the construction of a 7.1 kilometre walkway. No details were provided about the exact location of the walkway.There was never any tender process, agreement or any other document concerning this walkway contract. But the university approved and paid the company the money it asked for.

In the same manner, on December 16, 2011, Regibel sent another bill of engineering measurements and evaluation for N78, 450,062.36 for the construction of a 412 metre road – JoyEmordi Road – which it built based on a directive from the VC. There was no bidding or agreement before it got the contract. Again, it was paid the full sum it demanded.

Unilateral variations in contract costs appear to have become the hallmark of project execution in Nnamdi Azikiwe University.  There is virtually no contract that does not suffer an upward review in costs.

The contract for the construction of the Art Faculty complex is a good example of this. Initially awarded to Chyfon Limited for N558, 980,341.76, the cost was later adjusted to N624, 831,489.81. But other variations to the contract sum were to follow.

On December, 22, 2011, N7, 581,849.73 was granted to the contractor, being variation resulting from “relocation of library”.

The same day, another N9 603,239.30 variation was granted for the use of vitrified tiles instead of terrazzo in the construction work.

Yet again, on February 27, 2012 another N72, 966,890.70 variation was granted the contractor for “evaluation and assessment fluctuations”.

The petitioners allege that the amounts approved for variation were siphoned by officials of the university administration. In fact, it is alleged that all kinds of disingenuous methods are employed by the administration in December of every year in order to mop up unspent funds so that money is not returned back into the treasury. Interestingly, as if to prove the petitioners right, many of the approved variations came in December.

Another contract unconventionally awarded by the vice chancellor is the public private partnership, PPP, students’ hostel project.

In January 2010, Egboka committed the university to a memorandum of understanding, MOU, with Elmada Consulting Inc., a company purported to be based in Canada, for the building of hostels on the main campus.

The MOU which was signed on behalf of the university by the VC and a Nigerian representative for the company, states that the institution’s equity to the project would be 40 per cent while the company would contribute the remaining 60 percent.

With a total cost of N239, 400,000.00, the institution was expected to contribute N97, 760,000.00. There are several curious and suspicious developments about this PPP arrangement which has sent tongues wagging. First, the Nigerian representative of Elmada who signed the MOU on behalf of the company is alleged to be another of Egboka’s sons – in – law.

The alleged son – in – law is the sole project manager of the project which is being executed through a joint account managed only by him. The VC never disclosed his relationship or any conflict of interest that might arise to the university Senate.

What is more, the only document binding the two parties together is the MOU. No binding agreement spelling out details of contractual and legal commitments has been signed.

Besides, the cost has been reviewed upwards to N400 million and there are allegations that the university has solely funded the two – phased project. When our reporter visited the school’s main campus in Awka, it was observed that the project had been nearly completed.

However, the project that has gotten Egboka into real trouble is the contract for the construction of the bio sciences and physical sciences faculty complex. In fact Egboka has already been queried by the BPP over the manner the contract was awarded.

The contract for the construction of the twin identical complex housing the faculties of biosciences and physical sciences was awarded by selective bidding to Bechtel Nig. Limited on December 22, 2011 for the sum of 993,906,690.00.

In a similar fashion, without following due process, on February 27, 2012 the contract for the construction of the central facility linking the two structures was also awarded to the same company for N288, 307,464.27.

For the N1.2 billion project, the VC abandoned all due process such as open bidding and just called on a contractor of his choice to execute the project.

This jettisoning of due process irked some members of the institution’s management who petitioned the BPP, which on April 4, 2012, wrote to the VC demanding that he furnish the bureau with all the original bid documents in respect of the contract.

The letter signed by Emeka Ezeh, the bureau’s director general specifically asked for:

“a. Copies of the advertisement of this procurement.

b. Technical and financial tenders of all bidders.

C. Bid return sheet.

d. Evaluation report of the bid.

e. Scope of work and all other documents relating to this procurement.”

Sources in the university and at the BPP confided that no such documents exist and the VC has been unable to provide them to the bureau.

Consequent upon this, the school administration has been forced to cancel the previous contract and it has now advertised the contract in the newspapers asking for bids from interested companies. Our reporter observed that the structures which were still in foundation level had since been abandoned by the contractor. But Egboka’s sins are not limited to financial mismanagement of the university’s resources as he has also been accused of administrative recklessness, abuse of office and not following due process in appointments which he allegedly dishes out to family and friends as he wishes.

Two of the VC’s children, Nkechi Egboka and Dr. Egboka Chioma Mmazulu, were employed by the university since last year and their names have been on the payroll since then.  While Nkechi was employed as an assistant lecturer in the department of geological sciences, Chioma was appointed medical director of the institution’s medical centre. However, none of them had resumed work when our reporter conducted checks in their departments about two weeks ago.

Also, Uchenna Okeke, wife of the deputy vice chancellor, DVC, administration and Godwin Orji, alleged to be a friend of the DVC, academics were employed against laid down rules.

Okeke appeared before the governing council’s appointments and promotions committee, A&PC, and found unqualified for the position of assistant lecturer for which she applied. However, she was still offered an appointment as an assistant lecturer after the council was dissolved.

Orji was interviewed for and appointed to the position of technologist however, although he never appeared before the A&PC, as is required in the appointment of all academic staff, his employment was unilaterally converted to lecturer by the VC.

When our reporter visited the main campus of the university and requested to speak to the VC, he was said to be out of station. And when he was reached on the phone to answer questions relating to the petition, Egboka declined, saying that “the matter is under investigation and I cannot make any comment”.

The VC dropped the line and subsequently refused to take calls from our reporter.

No other official of the university was ready to speak on the matter. The office of the registrar referred our reporter to the VC’s office. The couple of lecturers who spoke to our reporter on the corruption allegations against the VC did soon the strictest assurances of confidentiality as Egboka is said to be very vindictive.

Several academic and non – academic staff of the institution have been who oppose the VC have been allegedly victimised since the investigations into his management of the school’s resources commenced.

For example, a source told icirnigeria.org of the story of a professor friend of the VC who had written him warning him of the consequences of some high handed actions he took.

The professor had questioned why Egboka employed six consultants for the medical centre when requests for needed staff such as doctors, nurses and pharmacists had been repeatedly denied.

The friend also warned that the lack of due process in the employment of the consultant could land the VC in trouble as it had sent tongues wagging on the campus. Rather than listen to his friend, the VC transferred him to the Nnewi campus where he has been rendered virtually redundant. Sources in the EFCC said that investigations have reached advanced stage on the corruption charges against Egboka and that enough evidence might have been obtained to institute a case against him in court soon.

Click here for the full story.

http://www.spynigeria.com/nnamdi-azikiwe-university-vc-prof-boniface-egboka-in-monumental-corruption-scandal/

I'm listening.

Who is this Nigerian god, and why does he prefer Nigerians. Why does he have so many followers.

Its obvious that the worshipers of the Nigerian god are the ones responsible for ruining this country.

I would advise that we get rid of this god so Nigeria can be a good place for us to inhabit.

NEMESIS is when you sumit your answer sheet with expo insyd(ur own don b?)


RACISM is when a white iphone cost more than the black one (wich level na)


LONGTHROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunday and she oders for a hot plate of pepper soup(she must dey hot for bedmatics)


SELFISH is that girl that eats nkwobi,fish pepper soup,shawama,suya,kilishi,chicken and smirnoff. And when you take her home she say 'sorry am on my period'(omo you go miss that rubbish period)


OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl and she says 'honey this food no done'(how e go tak don)


OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl and she says 'am hot can you pls roll down the glass'(chick,i go roll am down when we land abeg)


FIRST CLASS LONG THROAT is that kid that sees you eating and says 'my mummy said i shouldn't take food from strangers (who wan give you food before)


CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP is when a house maid always ministers too the man of the house. Whereas the wife is just a prayer warrior (there is time for everything)


POVERTY is when a man drinks urine as an alternative therapy (faith)


HEARTLESS is when a man wants to peform his right as man, and his wife will say 'honey are you not tired?(don't starve man of his right)


FORMING is when a girl is eating draw soup with akpu but updates her status as 'this shawama is realy sweet.

An Ibo man was looking for job, so he noticed there was an opening at the local zoo.

Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.

Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days.

He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit.

The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla. They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep.

But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked
around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises. The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer aπϑ throw himpeanuts, and the man loved peanuts.

So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other.

The people loved it and threw more peanuts."Wow! This is great,"he thought. He. swung higher and the crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all Last, all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up and out of the cage, landing in the lion's cage that was next door. He
panicked.

There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling,"Help, help! Get me out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a man in a gorilla suit! HELP!

"The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said, OKECHUKWU NO FEAR,NA MI IFEANYI !! Na moni we cm make here!

A Teacher was copying note in a chemistry class and wrote, "the formular for water is H2O."
The next day:

Teacher: What is the formular for water?
Student: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What?! Who taught you that?
Student: Sir, yesterday you said that the formular of water is H to O.

Chemistry no easy! Una dey try learn am.

MR OKORO: SON I WANT U 2MARRY A GIRL OF MY CHOICE.

SON: NO DAD! I WANNA MARRY A GIRL OF MY CHOICE

MR OKORO: SHE IS BILL GATE'S DAUGHTER

SON: HMM..OK DAD

MR OKORO: I WANT MY SON 2MARRY UR DAUGHTER

BILL GATES: NO! DEFINITELY NOT

MR. OKORO: BUH HE IS D PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK

BILL GATES: HMM IMPRESSIVE..OK..

MR OKORO: I WANT U 2MAKE MY SON D PRESIDENT OF UR BANK

WORLD BANK CEO: NO HE'S NT QUALIFIED

MR OKORO: BUH HE'S BILL GATE'S INLAW

WORLD BANK CEO: WOW! OK.

Guy:Is it In?
Babe: Yes it is in "Yeah"but it is hurting?
Guy:should I Remove it?
Babe:Yes Remove it.
Guy:Mmhmm" "Let me try to put it in slowly this Time
Babe: OK! "Ouch!, it still hurts!"
Guy:"Ok, let's try another Shoe Size"

Corrupt people What were u THINKING

A guy scrolled thru his girl
friend's phone & saw
funny names
Saved in d contact list...
Such as Emeka Stingy,
Michael
Blacky, Joshua Long teeth,
Friday big ear, & he was
just
having fun, laughing @ all
d
names he saw;
So he decided 2 check out
what his
own number had been
saved as, &
wen he dialed his Number,
Guess
what he saw! It was KUNLE
MOUTH ODOUR

I was a candidate at this year's
Jamb Examination. We were
writing, and got to the Use Of
English, i shaded the ones i knew
and was just looking when i saw
one fine girl sitting close to me. The girl was just shading and was
not looking up. She was in
No. 79,
and i was still in No. 32, time was
going.
I quickly thanked God for buttering my bread and started
shading along with her shaperly.
When we got to
No.95 together,
the girl looked up, caught me and
shouted in a low tone; WHAT ARE IT?. WHY IS YOU
COPYING ME?. CHAMELESS
COPYCATTER.
I cried out;
I DON FINISH, WHO
GET ERASER EEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lesson learnt, it pays to study hard.

I don't believe in this blood oath of a thing. If the girl feels she's fed up with the whole relationship, then she should call it quits.

I mean why would you endure a monster just because of some fetish oath you mistakenly took.

She should forget about the guy and do something reasonable with her life.

See them no wonder Armed robbers kill them like ants every now and then

Nnamdi Azikiwe University Computer Science.

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