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It’s a blessing to marry a Virgin because you won’t have to bother yourself about her past life since she has never dated any one before. Believe me it’s really a blessing if you marry one.
If I find one who has a good character, I will marry her.

Well, I've made lots of friends and met a few people on Nairaland.

Correct

A man hanged himself inside one of the empty rooms in his house. When the door was finally forced open by his neighbours, they found him hanging dead in the mid-air. But to their uttermost surprise, the room was empty; except that the floor was wet with water.

Now the question is: since the room was empty, then what did the man stand on when he hanged himself?

Lol Funny

Congratulations. Please remember to pay your tithes

Congratulations.

Hello Hello anybody home Hello

Congratulations man, am so happy for you.

Hmmm

I never mentioned earth, jupiter or pluto. I mean the enchanted forest; there's a space there and I was wondering if you could accompany me there. Just both of us. https://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/301.gif

@Iice
Don't worry I would carry you to the space so both of us can be together; then I will take my time to express everything to you. Surely you would communicate well right? https://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/458.gif

@Uloh
Come to my house I get am plenty for there.

@Iice
Hey c'mon it thought we were communicating  

@Uloh
De go e don finish

He has agreed to marry you, what else do you want?
Just agree with him and go ahead with the marriage. Am sure he is financially prepared . If he wasn't, he wouldn't have proposed to you in the first place. So fear not and stop bothering yourself ok?

So tell me, have you changed your mind? https://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/1396.gif

She's supposed to feel like a woman. to experience the pleasure every woman experiences. That's what makes a woman proud of her man and also feel like a woman. Too bad he couldn't give it to her.

Icy baby how're you doing https://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/1227.gif

Grow up and stop acting like a child.

If you're in love with someone and that person needs something, then it's your duity to provide it to your her.
You couldn't make her feel like a woman that's why she left you.

I would suggest you put your picture so we can know how beautiful or ugly you are.

here's the ultimate female dance. Just drop your e-mail address and I would teach you free of charge. https://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/bellyemoticon.gif

I'd prefer rat

Iice note that down, you might need it one day

@Iice
Ok.
Let me teach you a few dance steps I learnt you might like to learn it also https://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/050.gif

The guy fine no be small

A goat is a pet right?

So you can call her a goat or a cow or a lizard since they're all pets

He has just exposed himself. Now we all know he’s right here in Nigeria.

Iice how you de?

It's been long I met Ikamefa hope she still remembers me

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