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Pounded yam with Ogbono soup

Ok i see.

What other places are you from apart from pluto?

Ah! So you're from Pluto

_{I wil tell Seun to deport you immediately}

mukina2:
gjtudkekslalsldmsmd,dlfdor

*What's this? abi you don sabi to speak in tongues *

salsera:
@crazykid

abeg, NEPA don take light

make i no wake my neighbours with laughter

Wake de jare.


@Babyosisi

Awwwww sorry

Ika you sef don join us

We are one big crazy family

That’s a development in the Nigerian football.
We thank God that we are climbing the ladder of progress little by little

Not bad my dear.

good to have you back.

Why is the signing of Tevez taking so much time?
Isn't he tired of poverty in west-ham

He should use this as a golden opportunity to rise form grass to grace. He should know that his future ambitions can never be fulfilled in west ham.

Christino Ronaldo is the best to me.

Sup Kik long time.

How're you doing?

@Whitelexi
This is the 2nd stanza you forgot to put it


I start ogbologb since 1960

Breaking bottle and chooking people

Police just come and knock for my door

Dem say me I don kill plenty people

I no de fear I no de fear anybody

Because tolo-tolo boys don give me power.

Jiggbi-jiggbi girls don get gonorrhea

That’s we guys we de use condom.

Give me the girl with ikebe eysu kpa

Oh girl you think say you fine

I get another one weh e fine pass you


[Chorus]
Govt can't scatter your head oh!!!
Go slow can't scatter your head oh!!!
Cocaine can't scatter your head oh!!!
Woman can't scatter your head oh!!!
Ikebe can't scatter your head oh!!!
Press can't scatter your head oh!!!
Scatter Scatter Scatter Scatter Original. . . Scatter your head oh!!!
Ara Oro Ehe Iyeeeeeeeee!!!
[Chorus End]

Ha!! Where them dey
[Kolomental Instrumental]

[Chorus till fade]

iice:
crazykid. . .truly crazy!!

iice truly icy

omogenaija:
hmm God forbid and i'm going straight to the clinic

That's what am going to do first.

Then if i happen to test negative, i would end that marriage immediately.

That's what happens when a woman becomes the breadwinner of the family.
She would see to it that she tramples completely on the man.

In a particular airport a man and his son went to the bathroom to ease themselves, the father was standing next to his little boy. suddenly as loud as the boy could say he looked up at his dad and said "
Son: my daddy, what a big peter you have!"

The father just kind of grinned and looked at his son.

Son: "is my peter going to be as big as yours daddy when I grow up?

Father: I hope so."

with that the father zipped up patted his son onthe back and exited the restroom,

Because no one is perfect

I will apply.

Na wah o!

Hmmm

That's what happens when a woman is given the role of leadership in the family.
She would totally see to it that she ruins that family.


@Topic:
Tell your uncle to go on living his life. But if his wife starts insulting him and he feels he can't take it any more, then he should quit

Like i said it was already evenig and i was in a hurry. so i didn't even know what i was doing.
But they say experience is the best teacher. I know it won't happen again

There’s no way you can love someone out of pity.
It’s ok to sympathize with someone if you pity that person. You can show kindness to that person. But falling In love simply because you pity him/her is totally out of the picture.

Hmmmm.

Yea i agree with you there is no peace in polygamus home.

Best of luck

Funny? _{i almost got my ass beaten up}

tosinadeda:
our 3 goal keepers are damn good

No doubt they are outstanding

Thanks.

I've read yours you luck say you no take head hit ground

Mine goes like this.

I was watching a program on TV at home when all of a sudden I felt hungry.
I had a N500 note with me and also a piece of paper I wanted to dispose. Unfortunately for me, I mistakenly tore the N500 and threw it away, and put the piece of paper in my pocket which I thought was the money. It was quite dark so you can’t blame me anyway.
As soon as I got to the restaurant, I ordered my for favorite dish thinking I was with cash. In less than few minutes, the food came and I consumed it with great interest.

Then the problem started.
I called the guy in the restaurant, gave him the piece of paper which I thought was money and asked him to give me my change.

But to my greatest surprise, the guy took the paper, looked at it and told me “oga if na play, make you stop am o!” I looked at him and asked him what he meant by that?
Then he brought me back to reality by showing me the piece of paper which I wanted to use as payment for the meal I ate.

I began to panic I didn’t really mean to use paper to pay you I said in a defensive tone but the idiot immediately raised alarm and started telling people that I usually use papers to pay for meals I eat. And in less than a minute, a crowd collected.

Of course I defended myself and told them how I mistakenly tore the N500 note I wanted to use for the meal thinking it was the piece of paper.

To my greatest surprise, these people told me that I would be free form being beaten up if I produce the torn N500 note I claimed I tore.
Since I knew I was telling the truth, I Immediately took them to my dustbin and showed them the torn note before I was vindicated.

But the most annoying part of it was how I was being escorted to my house with a mob as if I was an armed robber. Everyone was just looking at me.

It was God that really saved me that day.

Am so sorry.
I pray that God would grant her enternal rest.