₦airaland Forum

tutulicious: Thank you so much dear, am so enjoying it. Thanks for the wish.

You're welcomed.

So how do I collect my own share of your birthday cake?

ekeroyal: When you are serving in a university and you meet students that are too dull to do their tests properly, can't spell things correctly and cause of your kindness they want to 'over do' in the exam hall. What would you do?

Honest suggestions only.

I came across a thread some months back about how a secondary student matcheted a youth corper (the incident happened in imo state)

Now you would agree with me that no student would wake up from sleep and matchet you...something must have gone wrong somewhere.

My guess is that the corper was too harsh on them so they decided to take the law into their hands by teaching him a lesson he would never forget hence that cruel action.

Now to your case, I would suggest that you overlook them, or better still you can change their sitting position.

You have just 11 months (or less) to spend there, therefore it wouldn't be wise to make yourself a target by being too harsh on them, most especially the frustrated ones. I passed through the university so am fully aware of what frustrated students are capable of.

JeSoul: Crazydude , ever get my email? Hope you are well and doing great.

I'm great dear...I didn't get your mail. Could you try re-sending it by replying the original one I sent earlier.

Thanks.

tutulicious: Thank God I have to wait for batch C, now am beginning to understand why, thank you Jesus!!!

Happy birthday...I saw your name among today's celebrants...enjoy your day.

Kingsley Jay: So that's what its like here on nairaland?
CRAZyMAN or whatever it is you call yourself
Why hide my posts and leave the insultive ones that rude pig john trevolt has been vomitting since yesterday??
You mods are very biased
No problem, I have made my point clear

You have the report button there make use of it...if a member is picking on you by hurling insulting on every post you make, all you have to do is to report the member via the report button.

You don't have to keep replying all insults directed at you...you're graduates for Christ sake...the only way to restore order in this house is if everyone complies with the rules.

You can have fun, you can joke...but personal insults wouldn't be tolerated here.

[quote author=nadia_SA]Emo state! Simply the best[/quote]Its Imo not Emo.

Uniquexty: @crazyman, biko owuru ika nnowa ebo o, biko kpotu number m. Atufuda m phone mu. O ya mme aka'm akpokwa gi. Biko kpo'm ha m nwesakwa number gi. E miss ga m olu gi. Kaa.

Nda? Akam nwesnwa ozi gi ugbua, ma iwekwa-iwe si mu asiahazichi oge, anodam ime ife, sorry maka phone gi, echem si inwesga onwe gi a nke-nke ezum-ike o, ama akpo gi ma'm mm kue mtn'm okwu, kaa

Join the discussion here.

https://www.nairaland.com/1163849/prospective-nysc-batch-b-2013

Ishilove: Na lie

Nne calm down...there's so much hold up on the way that's why the pics hasn't gotten to you.

I will phone the FRSC so that they can come and clear the traffic...in the mean time you can play the role of the patient dog.

Rocktation: Hey!

What's good rocky...its been an while.

lugoeke: Brono state

If you can't serve there, why recommend it to someone...

[quote author=Funmi_le_hot]i funmi believe beauty is not subjecting prospective batch b corpers with out bleached photographs, beauty comes from the inside and radiattes outside, lots of girls have beauty without brain. the perfect beauty is the beauty that radiates from the inside and flows outside for people to admire and appreciate. no sensible girl will succumb to a silly idea peddled by an illiterate to post pictures for rating.[/quote]This is a public forum so she has every right to post her pictures if she feel like posting...if you don't like them you can simply ignore it. Persistent insults on a fellow forum member is against the forum rules.

I decided to make this post because I got tired of hiding your insultive posts, and also I noticed you're new...you can also read the forum rules before making your posts I believe it should aid you in choosing the kind of words you use on your fellow forumite.

Thanks.

Hi everyone...I've missed this thread.

Originalsly: It's a pity that you can jump to the conclusion that he was poor because he killed her for N500. It's a pity that it would be ok by you to kill your wife for a million naira.Poverty of the mind is really a disease.

You must be sick...what term would you use to describe a man who raises alarm over his missing N500 note, and proceeds further to taking the life of his wife when the note wasn't produced?

If such a man shouldn't be tagged as "poverty stricken" then kindly give us a better word we can tag him with.

Ishilove: Oya pm me your pic wit today's paper, lemme see if I can talk to him to release your post

Image sent.

Truth is most Nigerians don't take their businesses seriously.

Why would you buy 2-4 liters of fuel in the morning for your business, then keep topping it as the day goes thereby inconveniencing your passengers with your frequent stops at filling stations when you can just fill your tank for business the whole day.

Some of them wouldn't even bother to put the bus in proper shape before loading...I remember boarding a bus very early in the morning. The bus filled up and refused to start...the driver came down and started working on it...people started complaining...I was like shouldn't he have checked the status of the bus before loading passengers on it?

To run a successful business, you should have a budget for everything, and you must pay attention to every detail in that business...annoyingly Nigerians in the transportation business are only interested in the profit they would make from the bus...every other issue can wait.

Unknown to them, they're endangering the lives of passengers with their nonchalant attitude.

Truth is most buses on our roads are worse than coffins...its God that keeps us safe.

Its a pity....killing you wife over a mere N500...poverty is really a disease.

Instead of them to look for ways by which they can be useful to themselves and their communities, they're joining cult groups. These cults have nothing meaningful to add to their lives...I just feel sorry for members their family as a result of the sorrow and pain they would go through whenever any of this misguided kids gets killed.

We blame our leaders for being clueless whereas the youths who are suppose to step into their shoes are much worse than they are...may God save this country.

50bullet: [color=#000099][/color]pls some one should pls help me to locate FUTO,owerri, am in Nkpor, pls your help is needed urgently

Nkpor is in onitsha...but it depends on where in nkpor you are.

You can take a bus to upi-iweka if where you stay is still very far from the bus stop, then take a bike to ITC park and board an owerri bound bus. Once you get to owerri, follow the directions given by gboliwe...good luck and safe journey.

I eat anything that comes into my mind...if I have left over food from the previous day, I'll just warm it and eat.

Pinopinoguy: Pls for those that have passed out or currently serving the country,i want to know the state of d federation which u can recommend to a prospective corp member in terms of low cost of living,adequate security,allowee and accommodation.

Any state in the South should do.

It isn't advisable to serve in the north cos of the insecurity challenges they face every-now-and-then.

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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Why? [/color]

Ok let me not derail this thread...I wish all the contestants, judges, spectators...good luck....I pray it would be a success..

You have a talent in art...I believe if you spend more time harnessing it, you would become one of the best in the world.

And to show I believe in your destiny as an artist, I'm offering to buy this artwork of yours...what's your asking price.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yes. that guy died sometime ago. [/color]

Prove it.

Ishilove: Chei, you don spoil hin markayt!!

Abi Crazyman na okudaya??

They know I'm so handsome that's why they don't want me to contest.

My God will vindicate me.

rokiatu: Send chocolate bro that will be much better. You see flowers remind me of him. He used to always bring me flowers during his two weeks visit.


Better still, send a sympathy card or a "get well soon" card. Thank you in advance.

Ok...I would do that...you should stop crying.

In the mean time you can send me a pm on how I should give you your desired card.

Thank you in advance

rokiatu: naaa chocolate will do.

There isn't any short distance chocolate left...and I wouldn't want to make you sad by giving you the long distance ones...how about some short distance flowers.

They smell fresh...you would love it.