₦airaland Forum

HungerBAD:
A female thief?

I still can't get it around my head that there are females that goes around robbing.

It just does not seem right. It is just unexplainable. I mean,a chick that steals?that na juju dey worry am or what?

Wat a man can do women can do better.

Driftingking:
This past week has been probably the first time pop singer, Dammy Krane, trended on social media networks especially Twitter and Google. Sadly, it was for the very wrong reason as it was reported that he was arrested for credit card fraud and grand theft in far away US.

A source very close to the troubled singer, in a recent interview said part of his woes was his expulsion from Tuface’s Hypertek Records.

It was gathered that the singer was kicked out of the record label which brought him to limelight about two years ago and ever since then, he had been searching for sponsors to help with his career. The singer, the source added, travelled to the US to find ways he could enhance his career which unfortunately landed him in jail.

His exit from the record label was silent because it was felt that it was not good for both the image of the singer and the record label.



http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/dammy-krane-kicked-2faces-record-label.html

cc: Lalasticlala

So wat is the reason na?

chimebube:
Two men who were offered lifts by seven women in two separate incidents, were reportedly sexually assaulted by the women according to the Police in Zimbabwe who are already investigating the incident and who advised the public to be vigilant when they are picked by women.

It was gathered that the first victim was held up with a gun, forced into the bush, raped and then drugged, while the other was knocked out by a drink and abused while unconscious.

The Herald reported that Chief Superintendent Paul Nyathi said one of the two recent victims, aged 37, was picked up in Harare on May 27 by a car containing one man and two women.

A woman who came aboard at the same time, the policeman said, pointed what seemed to be a pistol at the man after the driver had taken the car on a detour.

Chief Supt Nyathi said the woman force-marched the man into the bush, adding that: 'One of the females forced the complainant to have sexual intercourse with him without his consent, while another female accused forced the complainant to drink an unknown liquid which left the complainant unconscious.'

The other man also boarded a car in Harare, this one containing five unknown people, before being offered a drink by a woman which knocked him unconscious.

Chief Supt Nyathi said: 'When the complainant gained consciousness he discovered that he had been abused.'
Last year police were on the lookout for four women alleged to have sexually abused a 29-year-old man after offering him a lift in the Zimbabwean capital.

In 2015, another man also aged 29 was allegedly raped at gunpoint after being given a ride from Magunje Growth Point.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/two-men-raped-7-women-zimbabwe.html

I find it difficult to sympathise with a man who is raped cos I don"t understand how it happens especially wen the man is said to be drugged.?

itsdumebi:
Immediate past governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole yesterday paid a surprise visit to his "daughter" who was celebrating her 15th birthday. Miss Joyce Imasuen Osaivbie a blind but highly intelligent young girl is currently a student of Queens College Lagos.

This blissful relationship started a few years ago when Comrade Adams Oshiomhole and his wife Iara discovered this physically challenged girl whose father and elder brother are equally blind. From that moment they took over responsibility for her education and personal needs and fondly refer to her their daughter.

So when Comrade Adams Oshiomhole realised that yesterday June 7th was her birthday, he decided to honour her in a grand style by paying her a surprise visit in their modest family home with a beautiful cake to celebrate the special day.

To add colour and glamour to the visit he went with an entourage of over 40 persons which included the honourable Speaker of the Edo House of Assembly, the Deputy Speaker, Majority Leader, 18 other honourable members of the House, ex-commissioners and his personal aides.

http://politicsngr.com/2017/06/08/oshiomole-surprises-blind-daughter-birthday/

Oshiomole dats very kind of u, but how come most of dem are blind in the family? is this hereditary or a communicable disease?

uyiekpenn:
you're very correct. Most guys want to be rich just to impress cheap girls. I want to be rich to be able take care of my lovely mom who has suffered a lot for me and my siblings, my dad who invested in me and also to put a smile on the faces of those who don't have. That's my aim of wanting to be rich.

Correct! But u need a wife that can support this odawise the house go small for una. Ladies of nowadays

must they show his picture online? So how much dem pay una now?

They are good to go.

omochelsea004:
if i have a lady with all this character op listed in my life ehn coupled with decency, omo nah to they always pamper am oooo, i go love her no be small, i go cherish her, value her, please her with whatever i have, make her always feel like queen, infact na only God go pass am in rank for my life, this is what is happening to me presently, my fiancee is just too arogant & disrespectful, she doesn't av an atom of respect for me, upon how i show her true love, this is driving me crazy because that is not how we started the relationship 5 years ago, she is making me lose interest in her, i can't explain how am feeling presently, i really love this lady

Pls dump ur fiancee and come for me, I possess all these qualities mentioned! hehehehehehehe yes I do.

GoldCircle:
Its entirely his choice! Na certificate/lawyer him wan marry abi na better wife?

How can one start to be a good wife by lying like this?.

mayoroflag:
Battery powered cars will soon be cheaper to buy than conventional gasoline ones, offering immediate savings to drivers, new research shows.

Automakers from Renault SA to Tesla Inc. have long touted the cheaper fuel and running costs of electric cars that helps to displace the higher upfront prices that drivers pay when they buy the zero-emission vehicles.
Merkel Signals Shift in U.S.-Europe Relations
Swissquote Says Draghi Has to Be Dovish Today

Bloomberg New Energy Finance sees electric cars becoming cheaper than conventional vehicles by 2030.
Markets: Canada." (Source: Bloomberg)

Now research from Bloomberg New Energy Finance indicates that falling battery costs will mean electric vehicles will also be cheaper to buy in the U.S. and Europe as soon as 2025. Batteries currently account for about half the cost of EVs, and their prices will fall by about 77 percent between 2016 and 2030, the London-based researcher said.

“On an upfront basis, these things will start to get cheaper and people will start to adopt them more as price parity gets closer,” said Colin McKerracher, analyst at the London-based researcher. “After that it gets even more compelling.”

Renault, maker of the Zoe electric car, predicts total ownership costs of EVs will by the early 2020s equal conventional internal combustion engine vehicles (known in the trade as ICE), according to Gilles Normand, the French company’s senior vice president for electric vehicles.

“We have two curves,” Normand said in an interview earlier this month in London. “One is EV technology cost reductions because there are more breakthroughs in the cost of technology and more volume, so the cost of EVs will go down. ICE going to go up as a result of more stringent regulations especially regarding to particulate regulations.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-05-26/electric-cars-seen-cheaper-than-gasoline-models-within-a-decade

So wat happens to d oil in niger delta?

kushercain:
I'm sure if the ladies politely ask to get screwed they will be obliged. Why rape a man for God's sake

To make headlies.

victorisreal02:
Man Kills Banker Over Dented Car

Pascal Chukwuemeka Nnorom, a staff of Union Bank of Nigeria, has been killed by one Joseph Udoh, Sun reports.

Pascal and his wife of 2 years, Priscilla, were on their way to attend the wedding ceremony of Pascal’s colleague in Elelewon area of Port Harcourt, Rivers State, on Saturday, May 13, 2017, when the sad incident occured. .

Pascal’s journey to his untimely grave began when a Toyota Camry car, driven by one Joseph Udoh, from Anang in Akwa Ibom State, hit his Honda CRV SUV in Oil Mill area of the city, near the Eleme bridge. .

The deceased, who hailed from Eziudo Mbaise, Imo State, was said to have alighted from his vehicle and walked over to meet the driver of the Camry. He placed his hand on the door of the Camry, but Udoh allegedly refused to alight from his own car for them to resolve the matter.

Rather, he quickly wound up the glass, trapping Pascal’s hand and then sped off. In a chat with Sun, grieving Priscilla said: “He dragged him several poles before he stopped.” .

In the process of draging the victim, his body hit the hard pavement severally. His spinal cord and legs were broken and he became immediately unconscious and later died.

A mob prevent Udoh from escaping. They tortured him and were about to give him jungle justice before he was rescued by policemen. Priscilla described the husband as her best friend. “He was everything to me,” she added, sobbing profusely. .

According to the widow, one of the most painful aspects of the death was that her marriage to Pascal was yet to produce a child before his death. “When the mob was beating Udoh, he told them he was ready to die, as far as he had done what he wanted to do,” Priscilla said.

It was gathered that soon after her husband was confirmed dead, Priscilla fainted and had to be revived. Meanwhile, she has appealed to the government and the security agencies to bring her husband’s killer to book. “I want justice,” she said, wailing.

Source:- http://9jaflaver.com/man-kills-banker-over-dented-car/

Ohh my God why do men fight everything? Haaaaa May his soul find rest.

Lets say 2 but sometimes I get to fall down at the second trial, so lets say one and half?...

Kondomatic:
It's because you're a slay queen

I tell you, most slay queen are usually empty upstairs.

meiyol:
I just lost my relationship due to genotype issues..he is AS and I'm AS. We knew abt our genotype incompatibility frm the very first day..we were cool with it or so i thought. We were together for a year nd some months before we switched to long distance relationship cos of his job. I'm a med student, he is a doctor, so we both knew wat it meant. I was cool with it cos the signs were there that God put us together..everybody knows it, his parents, my parents..we ourselves knew it that our paths were ordained by God.. Then suddenly, from nowhere, he comes up with dangers of having sickler kids, the diseases they face, their pain and all..he suddenly stopped talking abt d fact that we may be lucky not to have any of our kids as sicklers, or medical methods we could use like IVF and all..our parents are both aware of the genotype ish, mine are very okay with it. He said he's not sure his parents are okay with it and yet they call me EVERYDAY to assure me nothing will go wrong and to cheer me up and all.. i questioned him cos it made me feel he was looking for an opportunity to leave..and he didnt give me any reply, just stopped talking to me.
Our introduction was slated for next year, he is my first love, I've been so loyal nd i pray for him.. I feel so used and heartbroken..my instincts tell me something is wrong..I'm back to square 1, where would i start from? He was my best friend, my everything..now, it's just me

Sis I promise you will be fine, just move on and let him be.

Headlesschicken:
if u carry women matter for head,u would die early,if dem like make goats finger dem,their life dia choice,too many reasonable things 2worry bout n women r not 1of em..

Correct! Make ur cool cash and den give dem enof to worry abt hehehehehehe... you be my guy.

wats d age difference btw both of u? because this is wat happens wen you marry a lady you are much older than, their shakara no be for here, dey will so frustrate ur life.... for no just reason. my two unclez are typical example.

This is the only thing I know nigeria politicians are really afraid of.

LubeyNaijaBlog:
The eyes are considered the most expressive feature of the face and some are bountifully blessed with it than others which gives them a unique look.

LubeyNaija brings you a list of 10 Nigerian celebrities whose buldge eyes make them stand out.

See below:

1. Segun Arinze

Segun Arinze is known for his sterling performances in movie roles as well as his bulging trademark eyeballs which makes him stand out in the crowd.



http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/05/10-nigerian-celebrities-whose-eyeballs.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala

You did not mention Korede Bello

ivolt:
Are you okay ?

Nope! until I see ur next post!

EmperorLee:
Lol, have a nice day, Darling

Same to u.

EmperorLee:
Lol, what then shall i type back to you ? Insults ? Naah, my momma taught me better, unlike some people.

When i called her an "Old mama", that was stating the obvious. And the " Mtcheew" was to signify how disappointed i was, hearing such gibberish coming from such a respectable woman of age.

Now, can you explain why you jumped on my mention and called me a scum bag ?

I ain't explaining nothin to you, you may wish to insult me, but next time u structure yur comment properly.

EmperorLee:
That old mama ? Mtcheew

wen she say men she does not mean small boys like you, u can remain young for life. Scum bag.

Victorakats:
You didn't cheat death, God saved you!

Please return all glory to Him... It's not by your wisdom but by God's mercy!

Thank God for saving you though!

So did he say its by his wisdom? the young man gave all glory to God from the begining of his story to d end, he actually cheated death afterall, ooh yes he did.

never seen her mouth close... never always ajar.

God pls help buhari, give him grace of more years to live and prove to those wishing him death that u are the owner of life.

Debayor:
Sleeping in church isn't really a good act as I've found many worshippers guilty of this. Well, I think I've figured out 3 causes....
1. Boring Preaching/Teaching: Some pastors are not just good at biblical teachings and preaching. They should be able to relate the topic to present day happenings or experiences as this would spice up the preaching. They should also avoid repeating thesame message over and over again . My pastor isn't guilty of this anyway .

2. Comfort: The comfort provided in some place of worship is enough to make people sleep seff.. Very comfortable chairs, Air condition everywhere and projectors to display bible verses . I think this could also be a cause. Just saying tho'.

3. Inactive ushers: The ushers are very relevant in the church; aside guiding worshippers they ought to also wake any individual sleeping during the course of service . Some individuals can sleep comfortably from Sunday school to 'the grace' .. Lol.

Any usher dat wakes me up during church service usually gets stern warning from me. Wen I need a nap, den I need it.

kuchikau:
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

U scum bag, u are so stupid to forget quickly that it is this same dirty toto dat mentrutates every 28 days that brought you into the world, now that is the mystery behind an idiot following a dirty pu.ss.y in dirty smelly pant. ;/$# You are sooo pathetic,&€%

WhistleB:
kwagh er ga. u ngu nena?

lols. mgu de doo.

WhistleB:
Hi folks, lets all say good morning in our different languages. There's uniqueness in our diversity.

U nder ver(singular).

Ne nder ver(plural).

Thats TIV languge from the Benue valley.

Cc: Odumchi, Fulaman198, Bigfrancis21, Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44

my broda un der ne na?

BuariCopyPaste:
Dear members...i am of the type that says NO to bringing marital shortcomings to the social media but I just realized why others do so.
I formerly got married on Tuesday 18th April but we are already headed for a bitter divorce.

To cut the story short, the whole issue started at the ground of our traditional marriage(Igba Nkwu).
On arriving her dad's compound, I was stunned to realize her mother didn't make the provisions of which I paid her for.
The DJ wasn't on ground, the canopies were just 3 and looking dirty, the chairs were not up to half of what i paid for. There was no light, no microphone, no decorations, the few food cooked were not served to guest and I was devastated.
Out of anger and dissappointment, I started lashing out at my wife and she broke down in tears begging me for forgiveness.
We managed to forge ahead till the the ceremony ended and we headed for my house.
As our tradition demands, the newly married bride sees off her Aso ebis and return in the evening same day to welcome visitors. But alas, my wife went and never came back till Friday evening.

I queried her on her whereabout only for her reply in a harsh manner saying "where do you expect me to be", don't make me angry"
God!! I couldn't believe it as it made me more mad in anger so I asked her to return to wherever she's coming from and leave our son behind(yes we already a year and 10 months old son). I actually made this decision to save face else how do I clarify the absence of my wife and son to visitors and well-wishers trooping in to see them?
She hurriedly dashed into the room and picked her phone and stormed out of the house. Now her mother is accussing me of taking her daughter's son from her and stripping her of her belongings.

Now my wife is saying she's no longer interested in the marriage likewise her people(her father is late). I am still fuming with anger that I am at loss of what to do. I am not prepared to raise my son alone neither do I want him to be raised by her mother alone.

Should I initiate a peace move and apologize to her or should I move on with life.....I am seriously confused and fuming with anger that I was shortchanged and offended and still expected to offer apologies.

dearie kindly walk away from them odawise u will regret hanging on in future trust me . Eyez that will go blind in the nite begins to bring out puss in the morning, this is just an early warning.... pls be properly guided... plus give her the little boy he will be fine with her for now.

NotOfThis:
She deserves a pay raise for her hard work.

so wat is the promotion for?