₦airaland Forum

Jimi23:
Still wonder why Funke Akindele believes this serial baby daddy would treat her any differently from his baby mamas who are obviously prettier than she is going by the looks of these children. By the way the kids are much older than this now.

my tot as well, methink funke just contracted the marriage with the hope of having one or 2 children to avoid the heart touching story of being just ababy mama! wish her all the best though..

who ask her? nonsense..

durubrian:
he must provide the person that called him o....

Herdsmen wants to kill him, so his members should kill for him...

All those against my comments on this issue, how would you feel if an influential individual incites the public to kill your people, have you ever taught about the innocent Fulani Herdsmen that could be killed because of his statement?

He should be ready to face the law, the fact that (he said) others did something similar and weren't detained is not the case here... The fight against "incitement and attempt to cause public disorder" starts somewhere


I await another round of mentions...

u are just daft.. so so daft, quote me and I will never respond its a promise.@+$/iguana&^_%=÷

Baawaa:
His name even sound as 419 pastor," JOHNSON SULEMAN"

the thunder that will fire u is still doing press up in sambisa forest! Quote me and die by fire.....

Sandydayziz:
Very unusual of her!!!

I tell u, motherhood and marriage has humbled her, unlike those days she did not have basket for rotten mangoes.

Flyingngel:
Pls i will make this very brief. Since when i got married to my wife i have tried to be helpful in the home front but it seem she want to capitalize on that.

She has been doing these many times and i overlook, yesterday own got me mad which i begin thinking if marrying is bad. I came back frm work and she ask me to help her with our baby which i did; but when she came she now told me that i am going to cook the soup, which i told her it has been long i did that rather she can tell what what do - like preparing the ingredients then she will cook. Pls note i wake up everyday by 5am wash d plate, sweep the house and d outside even wash her cloth anything she can't.
Yesterday she said if i don't cook which i stood my ground, then we are going to sleep empty stomach and that was what she did.
My people pls is there any wrong i have done. I am a faithful husband, i assist her in anyway i can but she alway want me to submit to everything she says.
Pls help me with ur opinion because i am weak.

Modified: to those that says am lying, well it is up to you to believe but i need ur opinion. I seldom post since 2012 i registered officially here.

If u are not married, pls pray to whatever God that u serve to give u a woman that understand and respect u no matter the circumstances.

certain things u overlooked during ur courtship, its either she never loved u from the start or u lured her into marriage using moni, or she is way too younger than u and u are the kind that prefers much younger girls for marriage, check out u laid a faulty foundation somehow and ignored the signs for reasons best known to you. my advice is send her packing and marry anoda woman who is willing to accord u your due respect as a man and will also be submissive.

EdificationBoss:
Twitter user, Eric Okafor posted a photo of a lady rocking and sweeping the floor of Unilag with her braids. Too much? Read Nigerians take on it.

http://www.newshelm.com/2017/01/photos-unilag-babe-throws-twitter-into.html

cc lalasticlala

mammy water.

sixtuschimere:
Above are photos of one of the Shiite members fighting with a policeman in today during a protest over the detention of Shiite leader, Ibrahim El-Zakzaky.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/see-what-shiite-member-police-did.html?m=1

lone shiite man.

Kimjinkyu:
A twitter user @princesslizzy73 narrates how ATM camera exposed a
random guy who stole her ATM card and withdraw money.
The incident occurred Idimu/Egbeda axis, Lagos state on the 1st January by 6:45am.



https://adeenewsblog..co.ke/2017/01/atm-camera-exposed-guy-who-stole-atm.html?m=1

so how did he get ur pin number? u never talk true...

FlirtyKaren:
You will be left real dazed and angry after reading this incident that happened to actor, filmmaker Diji Aderogba in a Nigerian bank.

He was bullied starting from the bank's security man, to tellers at the bank to the bank manager and even some customers just because he refused to give up his chair so that a white young man like him can sit down.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/01/wow-nigerian-guy-recounts-how-he-was.html

wat kinda lie is this for Gods sake? no bank I repeat no bank will behave this way... am sure u are plannning to use this storyline as a film u just want to gather opinions to know if the film will sell.. ur names says it all filmboy.....

dre11:
http://punchng.com/woman-seeking-separate-fighters-set-son-seven-year-old-ablaze/

wat kinda way of mediating is dat? how can she seperate fight by using petrol?

KealDrogo:
Ehn na., to serve as deterrent

deterrent to other rats or human beings?

jojothegreat:
See How This New Benz Car Burnt Down To Ashes In Kano State

This Morning At About 11am A Mercedez Benz Car GOT Burnt Down around enugu road in Sabon Gari Kano State..
As An Eye Witness To This Incident.. The Car was taken for service by a mechanic.. Unknownly the Fuel engine of the Car was malfunctioning and it was Dripping Fuel behind the Car..
The Car then ran Into a pot road and the mechanic driving the Car decided to Add the gee and move out of the pot with Speed.. unfortunately the engine under the Car collided with the cool tar and brought up Flames..

People along that area tried to put of the fire but it was too Much and Burnt the Car to the ground..

See pictures below

where is the ashed na?

sipsip:
It's a province. It's not anybody's personal establishment. It's a church bro... Obviously, you're not intelligent. I'll let that slide and I won't reply you again.

remember everything shuld be done decently and in order and the church is not an exception, I wuld only frown if the usher was rude.

DaPuncline:
You try o. How could you have done that work for 7 years ??

it gave me a good opportunity to get my first and second degree, no regrets whatsoever!

DaPuncline:
I was just on my way to shoprite towards the end of November 2016 to have some fun with my kid sister on her birthday when I received a call from a recruiting firm that I should resume at "one popular bank" the following day.

By the way I'am just a masters student that is already through with his academic work and has his thesis to battle with, and also my school was on strike then, so I just saw the offer as an opportunity to mix with people in the corporate world and also build up my CV.

I was told I would be there for just 3 months to relieve a female staff that is on maternity leave and I'm going to be paid 30K monthly, so I jumped at it and I thought in my mind that is far better than staying at home and at least one would have the chance to clinch with those beautiful and sexy female customers. Lol..


So that was how my banking sojourn began: I first observed for like one week before I started attending to people in the Bulk room: Mehn it was hell.!! Especially on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays! You would see different customers with diverse attitudes! Some would come with a huge amount of money that as you are counting, customers on Queue would be screaming and hurling insults at you that you are too slow, leg is paining them, the bank is not orderly bla bla bla. and you dare not reply any insult.

That was the day I knew bank tellers are trying because after receiving those horrible insults during the day: you would now settle down for your account balancing which is the part I hated most! You would be balancing your account and if care is not taken you would almost develop a high B.P especially when you knew you've not been that organized during the day, and when the account is balanced it would be as if you've won a jackpot!

And you don't need to be too excited coz you are still coming back the following day following day for another balancing, and if your account is not balanced you have to balance it from your pocket irrespective of the amount.

There was a time I had 15K shortage when we went to pay corpers at NYSC camp, I was told to pay 3K out of it and thanks to some of my good co-workers that contributed the remaining.

There was a time I had another 5K shortage. So I "sharpaly" turned to S.U in the name of being a bank teller: I pray every morning in my house, we do joint prayer in bank, and after the joint prayer I'll still pray on my seat again before starting: laying my hands on the counting machine, time stamping machine etc. And also pray against dubious customers!

Because we've seen sexy-looking female customers with fake monies!! And they would be smiling seductively to get you distracted, we've also seen customers with incomplete money and they would be arguing loudly that their money was complete before coming to bank and the funny thing is the customers on queue would be staring at you as if you've pocketed the money. Mehn I hate that look!! You would also see educated looking folks that analyzes money wrongly and you'll start correcting them.

Anyway, to cut the long story short: I decided to take my leave at the end of the 1st month due to the fact that my school has resumed and I needed to continue my masters thesis and the resumption was a blessing in disguise because I was already tired of the work. And before I drop my pen I need to appreciate some of my excellent co-workers, people like Noah, Tosin, Dominion, John, Tope, Tunde, Roland, Rose, Dammi, Ruona, Judith, and collins, Godswill. God Bless you all.

plus including creepsyme! I worked as a bank teller for 7 years! Good u now respect them.

Vivalavida99:
The man with the world's longest PENIS: 54-year-old man rejects the chance to have his 18-inch member reduced (but he won't be able to have sex unless he does so)


The man with the world's longest penis has rejected the possibility of having a reduction - even if it means he won't ever have sex.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a penis measuring a colossal 18.9 inches when flaccid - touching his knee.

He made headlines worldwide in 2015 after a video went viral showing him weighing his member to prove its authenticity.

His half-metre penis smashed the unofficial record believed to belong to US actor Jonah Falcon, whose penis was 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.

'I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don't recognise this record,' he told Barcroft TV.

'I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world. I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have.'

But despite his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction.

Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said: 'We have advised him "Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children".

whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.

'It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.'


Doctors recently did a thorough examination of Mr Cabrera's penis, confirming suspicions that the bulk of his nearly 20-inch penis is foreskin.

His penile glands stretch only seven inches, meaning the rest of his member is completely foreskin and blood vessels.


The sheer size of Mr Cabrera's penis causes him a number of health problems, including frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin.

While he keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing.

He is also unable to sleep chest down and has to put his penis on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.

And an active sex life is off limits for him as his penis has too much girth to have intercourse.

Mr Cabrera added: 'Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.'

While living in the US, he attempted to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his penis.

While the other one had to stop because it was too painful.

Mr Cabrera says his penis is a 'disability' and stops him working - forcing him to rely on food banks to survive.

uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees,' he said.

'I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4139722/The-man-half-metre-PENIS.html

too much of everything is bad...

ruggedtimi:
I laugh enter mall...

did u so any shopping?

Mikeshine:
We ve been dating for some months now and we are working in the same office but she's not ready to move to the next stage because we are both working in the same office despite the fact our office rules and regulations is not against marrying a colleague. Please house what should I do and how can I convince her that there is nothing to be worried about.
Thanks

continue to persuade her until she see reason.

MxtaMichealz:
Davido's Baby Mama Shares Racy New Photo

[img]https://1.bp..com/-9e_v9Y2gN3o/WH3f2jSoeBI/AAAAAAAAWtg/fgq36EPc3CAyXJ2oSpHhDVuCMYXBfrhdgCLcB/s1600/Screenshot_20170117-100248.png[/img]
As shared on Snapchat.

http://thearticleng..com/2017/01/davidos-baby-mama-shares-racy-new-photo.html

idiot and a looser.

Daytonbale:
I met a lady, approached her, she accepted me after some months. We have dated for 9 months now, but when i met her she told me that she has a man that wants to marry her, that she dated him for like 1year and 6 months. We love ourselves, every thing has been going well with two of us.

I asked her, "will you marry me?", she said "No" that some else is there to marry her. I said no issue about that. I forgot anything marriage with her, we only date , so we have been dating since then. I forget everything about marriage with her .

I was surprise when she told me that she has changed her mind, that she will marry me. What should I do ?
That the man is not Serious with her that she loves me.

Am confused cuz she told me point blank that she cant marry me .
Am financially ok, I'm confused. I need help

Please help

you are just my kinda guy... u are the best for just letting her be and keep fucvking her without hard feeling of rejection, trust girls dey always come bak begging after they know u dont give a damn and u come fine get small cash for hand..aahhh girls csn pretend shaa... pls who did this to us??

Kolababe:
A lady shared screen-shots of her chat with her boyfriend whom she dated for 7 years but had no idea he's been married for 4 years. The man blocked her on Facebook but a friend saw his photos with his wife and sent it to her.

When she confronted the man with the evidence, he denied being the person in the photos saying it was just another person bearing a striking resemblance to him. Continue to read their chat.
http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/01/lady-discovered-her-boyfriend-of-7.html

what could u be doing with a guy for 7 good year without smelling a rat? olodo rapata..

Islie:
http://leadership.ng/news/567724/man-declines-familys-sanction-on-wifes-adulterous-act-in-delta

wat kinda man will refuse to sanction the wife for infidelity? I smell a rat... is the guy se.x.ually ok?

KONJIKILLER:
Good day, Nairalanders, I don't know what the females here have to say about this but I'll gladly welcome any criticism.

So there's this girl, Sharon(not her real name), I met her November last year. Ok, she's smoking hot, very attractive and absolutely smart. We got so close and told each other a lot of things, darkest secrets, and stuff she wouldn't even tell her mom. She concluded that we become best friends but deep down, I wanted more than that because I was already falling, I just didn't know what to say. Every time we talked on the phone, it was usually for more than 30minutes that my friends would be wondering if we were dating, even my close pals made fun of me that I was being friendzoned. One night in December, I called her and from the way I was talking to her, a normal girl would catch the cruise that a nigga was flirting although it wasn't obvious. After the call, I texted her that I had something to tell her but then, I just told her I'd say it later. She laughed and told me she knows what's up with me but that she's been waiting for me to spit it out. I asked how she knew, she said by behavior towards her and everything was obvious that I had these feelings for her. She added that I should be patient and not rush it, I was totally relieved, even my buddies said 'she go gree, no worry, the babe like you die'.


Guys, from that day, I've been treating this girl like a queen, buying her stuff, calling her and doing the regular things a boyfriend would do, hoping she'd eventually agree to date me. Her mom even saw the stuff I bought her, she asked her if we were dating and she told her we were talking about it. All these events happened late last year and she still hasn't made a brother happy. The last time we talked about it was on the 30th of December and she specifically told me she had feeling for me but that "she wants to get her emotions right". Sister what does that mean now?

We stepped into the new year, the first week passed, so did the second week, she hasn't said a word about "US". Her birthday is coming up in two weeks and I plan on confronting her day before her birthday to know exactly what she wants with me.

Am I moving too fast? Am I impatient? Some of my friends are saying she might be too shy to say the three letter word, that I should try and make a move by kissing her or something. NAIRALANDERS, what am I missing

truth is, she has anoda boyfriend she is attending to, my advice is this try very hard to control ur emotions and also get urself engrossed in a lot of other activities while still keeping in touch with her, I promise she will come needing ur attention soon.

oatzeal:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-1r3IZw4goiI/WHq0SAu8VGI/AAAAAAAAXpg/XJly8dHi440aS20Ie2ORd0y7LxZ1ouXiACLcB/s640/WINNER-OF-THE-PAGEANT-FLANKED-BY-RUNNERS-UP.-e1484433986850.jpg[/img]



SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2017/01/i6-year-old-dolapo-makunjuola-emerges.html

I dont understand.. wats the contest all about? is it virgin as in virgin dat had never been slept with? and wats the criteria used to determine their virginity?

Naijahelm:
Tonto Dikeh’s Husband Buys Their Son 2017 GMC SUV As 1st Birthday Gift


Actress Tonto Dikeh’s hubby, Churchill Oladunni has bought a brand new 2017 GMC SUV for their son, Andre.

He took to his Instagram page to share photos of the new ride and revealed his son is the owner of the new automobile.

http://www.instagram.com/p/BPQ45K4D70A/

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/01/tonto-dikehs-husband-buys-their-son.html?m=1

too much money.

SexyNairalander:
am not the one with the problem

are u angry? ur tone suggests u are the one.

SexyNairalander:
you discovered her age and now want to back out, am sorry but were you in love with her age or with her just curious


you would have simply confronted her to hear from her. . .I dont support girl and their misbehavior buh you shouldn't judge her cos of that. . .you are the man here think before you take action


am out

Pls go ahead and marry her if you asked her and she owned to it with a good reason and if she is a wife material.

DRIFTyKING:
So i just Got this Story from a visitor, he says

” I have a cousin who is in a very serious relationship, and then he decided to meet with the lady’s parents, and introduce himself to them. Alongside the discussion, the mother of the lady popped the question, “How much do you earn Monthly?”. This left my friend speechless, though he was least expecting it but, he had to cover up…..Though he earns a decent sum.

Please i wanna know whether its right for a parent(s) to ask such unbiased question?


http://otownloaded.com/wrong-fiancees-parents-ask-much-earn-monthly/

very very wrong.. the question is a time bomb yes a disaster going somewhere to happen.

Nutase:

Thia tiwa's mouth sef.. congrats to her.. fly on fly on tiwa..

lalasticlala:
https://www.punchng.com/gullible-nigerians-rejoice-mmm-returns/amp/?client=ms-android-tecno


The first video so funny. 2nd video

MMM only came briefly to announce its burial date ...