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Events / Re: Man Fails To Show Up At His Wedding At Ikoyi Registry, Switches Off His Phones by Crixina(f): 8:45pm On Apr 11, 2018
Safiaa:
Why not just tell the girl you no wan marry again beforehand. Like I don’t gerrit.
Nooo, he has to wait till the wedding day to realize it's a terrible idea. Whatever happened when they were dating.
Education / Re: N-Power Admin Responds To Grammatical Error Of Graduate Of English On Their Page by Crixina(f): 8:38pm On Apr 11, 2018
asuustrike2009:
A simple correction would have resolve this from the commentators. Nobody is perfect moreover English language is a borrowed language
pls don't say things like these, it only makes one sound pathetic

How can one go through a system whose language of instruction is English for at least 15years without being able to construct a correct sentence in that language.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 8:31pm On Apr 11, 2018
saltyatarodo:


where are you based?
depends...i stay in many different places.
Properties / Re: Grave Inside Compound I And Family Are About To Move Into by Crixina(f): 7:27am On Apr 10, 2018
Allikola:
If you are Muslim, it is advisable not to move into such house because Salat (Prayer) will not be accepted where there is grave yard.

That is y Islam teaches us to bury our dead in a cemetery.
Properties / Re: Grave Inside Compound I And Family Are About To Move Into by Crixina(f): 7:19am On Apr 10, 2018
revolt:
This one doesn't know tht everywhere u go at some point somebody was buried there in the past. Perhaps 500 yrs ago sef. Blackman and stupidity. Always bothered about spirits tht don't exist in our dimension.
Very TRUE...many of us live on burial sites,or worse, that it didn't happen recently doesn't mean it isn't there.

where i come from, people are even buried inside houses, At least i still remember my uncle's bed right across his mom's grave, what if he decided to rent that apartment out?

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Phones / Re: 10 Reasons Why Your Smartphone Battery Drains Quickly by Crixina(f): 7:11am On Apr 10, 2018
Informative

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Education / Re: Why Foreign Universities Require Personal Statements Or Statement Of Purpose by Crixina(f): 9:09pm On Apr 09, 2018
This thread is an answer to one of the things i thought about this morning when i woke up

Thanks Op.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Nielsen Detained In Panti Over Murder Of His Wife, .Alizee by Crixina(f): 4:41pm On Apr 07, 2018
Goldaccumulator:
See what that useless olosho is causing this man now. I checked her instagram and it was obvious she must have been cheating. No post if her with him, 95% of her post was of her and guys, most celebs and we know these guys no dey carry toto play. Now see embarassed
I'm sure the 4year old daughter was cheating on the man too.

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Celebrities / Re: Alizee: 5 Things To Know About The Murdered Nigerian Singer by Crixina(f): 3:14pm On Apr 07, 2018
There was just something about April 5th. The bank robbery at Offa and all, that had to be one of the most dreadful in Nigeria.

Maybe it was just a coincidence.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 3:02pm On Apr 07, 2018
CarlosTheJackal:
Getting into serious relationship that leads to marriage takes time and it's not something that happens in 30minutes chat. i will advise you become friends with the next guy and have a open heart. Talk about everything with no holds barred. You will surely see where you guys click and maybe something might click.






N.B Some idiots will make you regret accepting PMs so never allow those nematodes to spoil your fun
Dear, if I didn't have an open mind, dropping my number here would have never happened, but the last part of your comment is very TRUE which informed my skepticism. That being said, i have no doubt met some great people too from here, but not every one wants a relationship, sometimes you just find out you are better off as great friends.
Politics / Re: Jonah Jang To Sue Lai Mohammed Over Looters’ List by Crixina(f): 7:03pm On Apr 04, 2018
Season film

We don't need all these TV dramas, our politics will do
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi Accused Of Being A Fake Gay Man For Having A Child - Check Reply by Crixina(f): 4:35pm On Apr 04, 2018
permsec:
Bisi Alli-GAY-tor.

Straight guys forming gays everywhere.

Just like our beloved risky fellow that started stuttering in the bank after being challenged by a fearless lady.

Unam ikots!!

Make me president, i will feed every homosexual to the wild animals.

Where kpekus sweet reach? The second sweetest thing after kpekus is cottonboard in the Ear.
i think the second sweetest thing is actually pissing or pooing after a long held piss or poo

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Celebrities / Re: Lilian Esoro Having Fun With Her Friends On A Desert In Dubai(Photos) by Crixina(f): 4:31pm On Apr 04, 2018
Engraced2020:

Ubi lied to her that he doesnt have a child but she later found out he had one with one woman in US. Although he apologised and they got back together but she later found out another woman also had a child for him and he was still secretly visiting the woman
So long story short..Nig.ga can't keep it in his pants... three kids from three different women, and they think Tubaba is...

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Celebrities / Re: 'Who Is Toke Makinwa?' - John Boyega Reacts To Toke Makinwa’s Assault Story by Crixina(f): 4:26pm On Apr 04, 2018
Mariangeles:
John Boyega is an arrogant fool!!!
They are always so full of themselves when they come home to their own people... In fact, who is John Boyega? ( he's not even an A list actor)

Even if Toke was an unknown citizen, is this what he would have to say about the incident...? instead of getting to the bottom of the matter and apologizing if need be...
i don't give a rat's azz about Toke Makinwa, but who the hell is John what? i never even heard that name until it was all over social media that a so called celeb from somewhere is in Nigeria

anyway it could be a PR strategy, the duo could be sipping some expensive champagne somewhere while laughing at how some Nigerians are making a fool of themselves here.

Celebs
some men of God
politicians
These three groups...watch out for them
Education / Re: Covenant University's Track Record Of Abuse And The Irresponsibility Of NUC by Crixina(f): 8:39am On Apr 04, 2018
Wait, does it means Muslims or people from other religions don't attend this school?
If they do, how do they handle that?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 12:17am On Apr 01, 2018
Auntie1:
here we go...

My name is Ann and I stay in Lagos, yaba to be precise.
In Crixina's words, its nice meeting people.

Fashion / Re: Lady Wears Crop Top Lylon Bag With Swag by Crixina(f): 6:11pm On Mar 30, 2018
Mekanus:
What dafuq is 'Lylon' nigga
i got confused too seeing that

I thought it was a fashion statement or something.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 8:50am On Mar 28, 2018
Does this thing really work?

Basically someone adds you up, the conversation barely last five minutes, cos you find out the conversation isn't just flowing, or you have a fun conversation, but in the end it just doesn't get beyond that, either ways, it's nice meeting people.

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Health / Re: Worms Attack South African Boy For "Failing To Iron His Clothe" (Disturbing Pic) by Crixina(f): 2:23pm On Mar 26, 2018
Wetin person no go see for this world wey we come.
Romance / Re: Nothing Is More Painful Than Seeing Your Girlfriend Dating A Rich Guy. by Crixina(f): 1:06pm On Mar 24, 2018
jeronimo:
grin I can imagine. See it as a testimony bro, believe me it's better this way. Hustle hard and a better girl will come your way.
one of my best scenes there.
Family / Re: Woman Kneels Down To Thank Her Husband After Graduating With PhD, See Reactions by Crixina(f): 5:54pm On Mar 21, 2018
Mrs Uduak Onofiok Luke

Wife to RT. Hon. Onofiok Luke, Speaker Akwa Ibom state house of Assembly

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Politics / Re: Rex Tillerson Arrives Nigeria (Photos) by Crixina(f): 4:59pm On Mar 12, 2018
sekundosekundo:
cheesy "He will be meeting with officials shortly. At the time of filing this report, President Buhari is still in Benue state commissioning ultra modern cemetery" cheesy cheesy cheesy
Cemetery? shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Aso Rock Policemen Protest Unpaid Allowances Since 2015 - SR by Crixina(f): 4:05pm On Mar 12, 2018
eleojo23:
Corruption is going on right under Bubu's nose and he can't perceive it.

Later some people will come and tell us he is the new Sheriff in town...
i remember when the phrase "new sheriff in town" was common in 2015.
Whatever happened to that Sheriff.

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Politics / Re: Olubisi Osinbajo: "My Sons Didn't 'Touch' Anybody Until They Got Married'' by Crixina(f): 3:54pm On Mar 12, 2018
Okay
Politics / Re: "Why Okorocha's Son-In-Law, Uche Nwosu, Must Succeed Him" - Steve Asimobi by Crixina(f): 3:41pm On Mar 12, 2018
nero2face:
Confused governor, u want ur son in-law to succeed u bcuz he's young, while u want Buhari to continue bcuz he's old... Can u now see that ur level of stupidity is in Red zone... sad sad
grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: E-Money Poses In His Tastefully Decorated Sitting Room (Photos) by Crixina(f): 2:46pm On Mar 12, 2018
Sometimes i type to comment and i just erase it and go back to reading comments.
Education / Re: FUOYE Students And Indigenes Clash (Photos) by Crixina(f): 4:26pm On Mar 06, 2018
Nigeria my country

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Celebrities / Re: 11 Celebrities With Over Exaggerated Good Looks By Forreelinc (Photos) by Crixina(f): 10:28pm On Mar 04, 2018
Op the comments from this your thread should tell you that beauty doesn't have a certain definition.

I mean look at the confusion. Halle Berry is fine, Halle Berry is not fine, Put Brad Pitt, comot Brad pitt, Adesua is the most beautiful, abeg abeg abeg, Adesua ugly...

Beauty means different things to different people.
Celebrities / Re: 11 Celebrities With Over Exaggerated Good Looks By Forreelinc (Photos) by Crixina(f): 10:20pm On Mar 04, 2018
Thoniameek:
Op I think all the people you mentioned up there have features that are very pleasant to the eyes. That being said...

There’s something about a not so very looking guy with confidence - he becomes very attractive

That’s what up with all the people op mentioned. They’re good looking already and with the talent and confidence it gives it the extra extra which I think comes off as an “exaggeration” by other people to the op
Op thinks when they talk about beauty here is maybe just their faces or body features, but there's more.
Go ask Michelle Obama

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Education / Re: What A Young Girl Did On My Way To Work That Most Adults Ignore. Including You! by Crixina(f): 7:30am On Mar 04, 2018
And this wonderful thread is just two pages

If na mumu thread wey no make sense, e go don reach 100 pages.
Romance / Re: 10 Pictures Single And Frustrated Ladies Can Relate To by Crixina(f): 1:54pm On Mar 03, 2018
henrylowe:
The OP must have gotten you.. Sorry ehn! God will give you happiness
If this thread is what gives you happiness, then you are really the one who needs God on your case.
Romance / Re: 10 Pictures Single And Frustrated Ladies Can Relate To by Crixina(f): 8:49am On Mar 03, 2018
A typical thread an average Nigerian man would create. A man who thinks the whole essence of God creating a human being is for their lives to revolve around another human being.

Create a thread that is educational and brain tasking, some won't even relate, create one that despises women, gbam!
Anyway, I blame the silly bunch of women that have brought this on the women folk.

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