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bjhaid:
lol, their are different strains tho, u can use google, and I don't think it makes them go insane

well, I wouldn't know, at the same time, they shouldn't stretch it.

Yeligray:
If it is legalized here in Naija, we will have more mad men

Even over there, expect more madness...

And we wonder why the world is getting weird by day

Franky826:
Way maker of the sea land and air

General overseer of way makers association

Killer of 50 cent career that ended up killing his own

Original gangster of the north with a jaga-jaga life

Dream on as the weed is your muscle.
Let's help him people

, it's a new year ooo, make una try get chill small, I almost died of laughter @way maker of sea and land...

FunkyAlhaji2015:
Why do handsome men and beautiful women always give birth to not so good looking children

I noticed this too, you would expect a guy like Duke to give birth to a more good looking version of him...The girl is beautiful but average looking coming from Duke.

Cool

0temSapien:
Armaggedon already happened billions of years ago before the homo Erectus era and it destroyed many lives on earth. It destroyed thousands of anakims, dinosaurs, parakreet, mammoths, etc. Armaggedon can no more happen in our physical universe because the gods(Allah, Yahweh) who caused the first Armaggedon are now currently cooling their feet in a spiritual prison where their brothers have captured them in.

nothing wey person no go hear for this world

Looks like everyone has a page in this fictional book.

The guy in suit went all "secret service" on the woman.

cummando:
Sarz on the beat....
One came to my area to harass one small boy
We dey opposite for one bar dey kpef Goldberg
I saw them looking really tired plus the shout and I know the small boy...chingbain e no get..he just dey use ayam yahoo totori all those small girls. E be like say na one of them papa call them for the boy. To cut tori I just wave them make dem come,my guys been dey fear but knowing who I beis dem calm. Them first use strong face I just dey laff inside. Officer collect Goldberg sun too much... Dem say no say na working time. But I fit convert am to cash. I tell oga say no worry the cash own dey make una sip some Goldie. Na so oga say boys,one for the road. That was around 2pm. Na 6 we comot there. Boy wey dem find don pishauun.

Moral of the story.....they are human beings with needs. If the government restructure their salary these guys go change. Na hunger dey push them. I just know.

By the way thunder fire them sha on behalf of thosenwey done suffer for their hand

Hunger pushes you to go drink beer at when you should be working...
If na so, let over 90% of Nigerians become rogues now, cos truth be told, only very few govt workers' salary in this country makes sense.
My brother it's pure greed, even if the govt triples their salaries, wetin dey blood dey blood

NtoAkwaIbom:
Ignorance.
There is no greater misfortune....
An ignorant man who will toil from jan to december, from post to pole and not make any headway.. Untill someone pops out to help.

All it takes for a knowledgeable lazy guy to do is to turn up, show d hardworking dumbass what he is to do to get it right, and then collects his percentage without breaking a sweat.

Damn!
This is a completely different perspective to it.

NtoAkwaIbom:
Ignorance.
There is no greater misfortune....
An ignorant man who will toil from jan to december, from post to pole and not make any headway.. Untill someone pops out to help.

All it takes for a knowledgeable lazy guy to do is to turn up, show d hardworking dumbass what he is to do to get it right, and then collects his percentage without breaking a sweat.

Damn!
This is a completely different perspective.

JamesReacher:
Dead on arrival abeg

very dead.

firstolalekan:
Best of all.

The person wey draw this one no like the Banky w's at all.

Commissioner of happiness, come give this man some dosages of happiness and fulfilment.

BEENUEL:
I will continue to say this... Majority of girls on Facebook are extremely dumb, even with the flexed opportunity of editing your post....no the girls still dumb.

This you can never see on Twitter.......The girls over there are way cool, brilliant and gat great sense of humour

Imagine that one writingMy dad can cause curse ......

Damn

Really?

What makes the difference, Is it that Twitter gives some kind of intelligence test before one could own an account?

Sahara reporter be forming Times.
Anyway I think it's down to Nnamdi KANU, Freeze and Bobrisky.

That Tonto doesn't deserve any gift from Santa. She has been naughty all year long.

Larrey:
I think they look alike

That was the first thing that came to mind.

LGA elections sometimes is a puppet show where the puppet masters display their talents.

concupiscent:
"this guy must have a poor taste in women! what's there that is making your eyes bulge?

what would you do when you see my Colombian honey? Die?"

-concupiscent

There's no way that belongs to you, so chill

AxxeMan:
Lies and its all Fake news. They are videos showing Libyans as the ones doing the auctions and even BBC confirmed that they are Libyans.

They may be Libyans, but I'm sure there have contacts from other nationalities who sell out their own people too.

Laughing in Swahili, why did he stammer?
Others say they pay it to other pastors(their mentors),
I heard one time that Ibiyeome pays to Oyedepo.

NigerDeltan:


A lady was interviewing one pastor on TVC news last Sunday

The pastor was so bitter about the comment made by freeze, he was even abusing him until the lady asked

Lady: pastor do you pay tithe?

Pastor: yes of course

Lady: who do you pay your tithe to?

Pastor: I spend it on the less privilege and the hungry in the society

Lady: can we do that as well?

Pastor: #stammering# yes

rawpadgin:
someone should please help me clarify this.........

Are these two related

Because their stupidity is so identical that one cannot even differentiate them

No, not necessarily, the first is just someone that has been given lot of unnecessary attention here on this forum, so he has a reputation to live upto, while the second is just a copycat wanting the same attention.

Sirheny007:

Of Course! Your So called pastor will have to defend his source of income.
And for him to directly attack the messenger shows he knows nothing.

#DemonicservantsofGod

Exactly, what's with attacking the person, I thought I was going to listen to sound scriptural backings that will strengthen one's faith in Tithing, The day i started taking Freeze seriously was when I read his reply to Apostle Sulaiman, I was expecting Freeze to hit back at him considering the recent controversy around him, but no
A man who beats his wife and kids took out time and replied logically and rationally with....
Now, who should people take more seriously.

Blackhawk01:
Oh my!

Hottie hottie

Hey doctors! What could be wrong with my heart? It's doing tumtum...

they should be gynaecologists, oh Lawd!!!

IVORY2009:
Yes u can, the door is open for u, only if u will not do wat other girls are doing!

Read the last part of my comment, emphasis on the right way.

All these people no get two heads, I must be successful, and my success will come the right way.

chukxie:
Most this guy react to every topic relating to Christianity ?

I don't think he reacts to Christianity, but stupidity nicely wrapped in religion.

Jengbetiele:
Sequel to numerous of private messages enquiries I got after my two posts https://www.nairaland.com/2822230/having-tough-time-academics-read and https://www.nairaland.com/2432779/funny-jjc-experience-canada . There is a common objective in all the mails received. Similarly going by most of the quotes, replies and mentions on the thread it became obvious that everyone wants to know how to secure a scholarship in Canadian universities for graduate programs at master’s level and PhD. The aim of this thread to give detailed step by step procedures during the application phase. Needless to say that when you secure a full scholarship admission in a foreign university, the chances you will be given the visa is 95 percent. They rarely deny or delay scholars . Let’s get started

Graduate programs are basically of two types in Canada. The first being thesis or research based admission and the second project route admission. While thesis based is meant for researchers and people who would not mind a PhD in the near future, project based is mainly suited for students who would prefer to work in the industry hence most project based programs have a coop or work term component…don’t be confused na just IT…but paid IT and it usually runs for 4 months.

Due to the nature of thesis based master’s degree, it is usually more rigorous and highly competitive you know how money matter dey always be now hahahha and as a result, you are given a full scholarship from basically three sources. The first is School of graduate studies; the second is your home department while the third is from Research assistant role or teaching assistant role.
The accumulation of these funds runs in thousands of dollars paid to you per annum. They deduct your tuition and other expenses and pay you the rest on a bi-weekly basis. It is worthy of mention to state explicitly that once you apply for a thesis route masters degree, you need not apply for any other scholarship separately. It comes together like bread and butter in most cases hahahaha. And when you are admitted and you get funding from an external source, they stop the one that comes with your admission hahahahaha you wan hammer ontop scholarship money abi? .

Now the big question is how do I qualify and/or what are the basic requirements. Well for the most part, you need a CGPA of nothing less than a 75 percent in your undergraduate. This is equivalent to a 3.5 on a 5.0 scale. Depending on your choice of program, you may need Gmat or GRE and probably IELTS too as part of supporting documents. As earlier stated the competition is always very fierce. My supervisor told me over 700 applicants submitted while just 15 were chosen. Hence you need to be that irresistible and promising young scholar.

This is where creating a scholarly profile comes in. It is not a requirement most times but I recommend including your scholarly publications in your application and certificates of membership of academic bodies. If you are still an undergraduate, hope still dey. Join IEEE, AIESEC and all these student organizations. And try write some articles also. I did it so you can do it too. Just research and stop being lazy like me hahahha. Moreover, you will need to write a clear and concise statement of purpose clearly stating your research interest and your academic feats. All these writings no be big deal. They are just a perfect avenue to sell yourself to the review panel and make them pee in their pants hahahahhaa thereby creating that enthusiasm to sign you. All these would further strengthen your case and make your application more competitive. As a matter of fact I included all these when I was applying even certificates of presentations and participations in academic conferences in Nigeria.

One of the hurdles in securing a thesis admission is getting a supervisor. That can be very frustrating as I went through the same too. So my advice here is draft a very unique proposal. Not just the normal template we see around. Be creative an instance when I was writing mine I wrote something likes “Sir I read your publications titled database blab blab la bla. While it is educative and interesting if adopted in today’s world of computing, I would like to specifically state that combining your methodology with so so so approach could create a more efficient database system…..I made logical suggestions to one of his works while indirectly critiquing others hahahaha try this with a naija professor at your peril hahahahaha. So write a catchy proposal. Because even if you have a first class, and you can’t get a supervisor, you won’t be admitted. Though some universities do merge student automatically the supervisor of aligning interest but most of them won’t do that.

Above all, pray for favour and goodluck because sometimes the race is not to the swift hahahahaha. Before I return my pen into basket of love, I wish you a prosperous 2016 in advance.

I think I have sent you countless PMs, I'm so sorry, I'm not stalking you(that's if you got them), I just read this and I had some pressing questions to ask, please, let's talk, let me know when you read this.

Now I will never swim again in a pool

Not that I didn't think all these things were possible, but I just hoped Chlorine solves every problem just like "Dettol".

romeorailss:
Sister u must have bagged a degree in lies


Check my comment on this thread and some guys as well before your comment. We vehemently opposed the act. This is one of the reasons those guys u are referring to won't take ladies serious. U should have made your comments without those lies

Oga, don't call me a liar, you don't know anything about me, I went thru the first page of this thread, I didn't see any comment that remotely condemns the actions of the guy.

When you say all politicians are liars, do u refer to every single one of them or u make such assertions based on the fact that majority are liars.

How insensitive people are, I just keep reading how insulting ladies are, no one has said anything about how wrong it is of the guy to beat a woman to a point where she went into coma, ask yourselves, if she were to be a man, would you all be sounding that way, or if the lady had died, would he tell the court of law that he was being verbally abused that's why he killed her.

Well, I guess he did chose his victim carefully.