₦airaland Forum

Santi69:



Methinks the fight is more about ego than love for the lady


The final decision rests with the lady though


Wetin concern police for matter? Misplaced priorities

now you will claim it's ego cos men are involved.


I thought I saw a Twitter comment here that said men don't have problems eating from the same plate.

Archaa:
Do you have to abuse me to make your points. .huh


there are rules of engagement on this forum and not a market place


rule number two is what you had just broken already


your attack on me is unwarranted since I did not post anything that could steer your anger


if I say I'm a criminal I've not stolen anything from you not to talk of insulting you


Next time if you didn't like someone's comment just ignore h/her rather than showing rudeness in public places
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you could only find this rude and insulting if you are an arm robber, but if you ain't, I think the first part of my comment should do.

mikaj:
Miss, I do love and respect you so I will tell you the write up is for the western part of Nigeria (Lagos to be specific).

Do not in anyway carry cover to the north, Oyo will be the tales sung about you when you join your ancestors.

Cheers.

mikaj:
Miss I did give you tips to make one. Just get an empty small spray plastic can.

Buy 200naira Cameroon pepper. Mix it with water abi hypo (Their father)....

pour it into the can and spray as you like.

Conductor no give you change, spray.
Someone touch you on the road, spray.
You don't like the way he is looking at you, spray..

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, I should have used this for those Katsina almajiris that like touching girls breeests on the road.

Archaa:
yes I'm

come to my hotel room and catch me if you can


alternatively provide me a good job or forever remain silent
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Brother, I don't think you are one, even if you are, don't blame it on Joblessness, you are just an evil lazy and weak basstard(weak cos the weapon you carry is all the strength you ve got) you are not the only jobless Nigerian...so stop kidding yourself

mrjojo:
You think the robbers wouldn't read this? What if they ask you to open your mobile banking app

you are right.

Robbers dey dis nairaland self.

ayourbamie:
Get a licensed gun. It might come handy u never can tell

I think I asked about this on one of the threads here,

What really does it take to own a licensed gun?

olihilistic:
You expect me to read this epistle about another man's marital life.

Abeg help me ask am o

buygala:
This is why I always eat only Gala before going on any date

Gala is loyal....it will never put me to shame


BUY GALA....BUY PEACE

so this works for others too

I eat just this when travelling and try not to drink too much water.

kabayomi:
No be ma money but that's gross immaturity...

You don't see Dangote going about like that

before u no know, this one na smallie na.

Sometimes money can't buy class, I take Wizkid any day anytime over this one

Even his songs sef..

alexistaiwo:
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Don't mind those bloodthirsty fans.
I am more about an excellent storyline anyday anytime.
Go and check out "Suits". Zero violence and still superb

you are comparing two different genres, what's supposed to be violent about a movie on the practice of law, but here...the word vampire should do it for you.

goldedprince:
is it not better than going to start olosho?

is it?

That's how arm robbers are born.

Pls what does it take to own a licensed gun in Nigeria?

I think at this point...

PenisCaP:
Well, to me i think its becox they are puttin on black glasses in d night...then it was dope to him but now it looks stupid.

Likewise when i see some of my old pic and ill feel like beatin myself to a pulp

relax, even the ones you consider dope now, in the future, you will still feel like beating yourself to a pulp.

But I sure can relate to that.

Wait a sec!

Is that man her father or husband?

pocohantas:
He doesn't need to apologise. This is what happens when people do good for selfish reasons. I help my friends both male and female without expecting anything in return. Some of these guys, their stupidity is in them like peak. I am sure he was hoping to embarrass her, but unfortunately or fortunately...it backfired on him.

I'm happy babes are getting sense. We need more to get sense and stop being parasitic. That's the only way guys like this can be put in place.

They buy you popcorn and think they can bend you anyhow like straw on top bed to administer prick from various angles. He should go and sin no more. For the sensible and responsible guys, the Lord will take away refurbished olosho from your path.

you are objective!
It's good.

vizkiz:
Shameless generation with failed marriages everywhere.

I think social media is one of the many reasons why marriages don't last.

on point
I don't think marriage is a big deal as people make it out to be, but if you must get into it make sure you stay the fuccck in it...make it work like every other thing in your life...like being fake and consistent on social media which most of them are, at least if they put half that effort into their marriages, we won't have to be reading shiiit like this every other day or better still

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MARRIAGE.

Guyman02:
Me sef I don taya to dey watch too many naked women on Nigerian music videos, I stopped tuning into some music channels since I noticed my wife starring at me with her side eye to know if I am being moved by the oloshos dancing in G-Strings.

Poorly talented singers use those bikini ladies as a distraction from their poor creativity.
Talented Artists like Timi and 2baba dont need to use too many nude ladies and oloshos on their music videos to make sense, they have gone places featuring their wives in videos and many still find it appealing, dont look too much at his wife, concentrate on his lyrical contents which is always very rich.

Sir, I beg I fit shake your hand for this comment.

dacovajnr:
You can't be too sure..None of em is free of Scandal..just admit they've been able to manage Scandals ...Anita Hogan and Uche Iwuji used to be Scandal free till Devil Open Registery for them

I will take someone who can manage their scandal anytime anyday over these crybabies all over the place...after all we are managing our scandals in this world.

, so one week of no Nairaland can be that devastating.

LesbianBoy:

sugarbeesmith:
I no like this guy from day one....he's damn boring

I didn't want to say this and risk being attacked, but since it's coming from someone else...I just have to second it.

dollyjoy:
There are lot of things/anxieties beneath that smile.

Thank you Jare

Reality TV...

Nne5:
Not all.

Ever seen Churchill's sidechick?

I swear, all this talk of side chics no dey interest me, I no dey even look dem twice until I saw Churchill's side chic.

One can only pray that such girl shouldn't chuk eye for your husband, cos she can turn a faithful loving husband...

Who even makes such comparison between the Salvatore brothers and Marcel, I mean, I haven't really seen anyone who has really stood up to the Originals and lives to fight another day like Marcel,

In my opinion, I think the Salvatore brothers are weak and vulnerable because of their sentiments...though they are in a class of their own...but not when compared to Marcellus... The one guy the almighty Klaus hates and loves at the same time.

Dahkogrin007:
So this my guy has refused to go home
simply because he posted on facebook;
" A father that is not like Dangote is that one a
father?" and his father liked it..

Even Criminals are allowed to at least plead guilty or not...
Why just take a man's life as if na mosquito u dey kill.

tosyne2much:
Why you dey laugh me

did you seriously mean all of that?

Rubbish!
Instead of giving him kilishi, in fact he deserves that paper, after all, e no bring London bread

tosyne2much:
My mom always says "Even if God is protecting you, you need to know your limit and boundary".

No matter how much God protects you, when you exceed your limit and pass your jurisdiction, you can be vulnerable to curses

If you snatch my babe and I rain curses on you, not even T. B. Joshua or daddy Adeboye can lift the curses

You can't hijack my woman and expect me to fold my arms.. Things are not done that way

Morocco
Okay

D day wen dem born this one, pple gather buy drinks celebrate, dem ask say wetin u born?

Na boy o!
Halleluyah!

Boko haram sef dey H.