₦airaland Forum

Sometimes one can't just fathom how these things happen.

uchember:
Hello everybody, I'm new here, what's really happening? kilo shele gen gen...

welcome, we get diff groups for here, find one join
The wailers
The zombies
The flat heads
The Afonjas....and lot more

uchember:
Hello everybody, I'm new here, what's really happening? kilo shele gen gen...

welcome, we get diff groups for here, find one join
The wailers
The zombies
The flat heads
The Afonjas....and lot more

Firstboi01:
9. Those transformer moments LOL :

for some area, next 50 years, matter still dey ground

Firstboi01:
6. You trusted NEPA too much, you said you'll charge when your battery is low; just when it's gotten to 7% and you're thinking of now charging it, then they take the light:

I dey this one right now...

chinma414:
Perverts Everywhere.Mtcheeeeeeew

I dey tell you, e be like dem go relocate some set of people go Jupiter, this earth is too uncomfortable

ReubenE:
Why not get to him privately if it is genuine.
Must pastor announce to the whole country that there is supposed death hanging over him?

Nigerian Pastors, and the quest for relevance....

it's a win win for pastor, if Desmond runs to him for prayers, he will say he averted it, so gullible minds will flock, if by chance anything happens to Desmond, gullible minds will still flock for more prophecies

YonkijiSappo:
That picture 4 of King-Kong though... Buahahahaha!!
Reminds me of one particular tribe located in the POTOPOTO part of Nigeria known for wanton crimes and baseless chest beating.

The people who developed Bangkok, Cambodia, Jakarta, New York, Madrid, Los Angeles, Lagos and Johannesburg, With their *cough* *cough* activities , but left their homelands looking like a scrap metal yard

I no mention anybody papa name ooo....

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4173/33922307390_63dc7586bc_o.jpg

why u dey savage like this now

sexybbstar:
Wow!...thats very good.Some people will forget to be nice the moment wealth sets in.

this one will not, else the attack dog in some Nigerians will remind her...

usmanktg2:
What if the Police planted it during the search?

one possibility

chronique:
Hmmmm. Interesting. So, people keep files/details on how they killed and assassinated someone? To what purpose? Well, let's hope this won't be swept under the carpet.

record purposes

It's almost as if he is a terrorist...omo see FBI CIA NPF combined just to pick up one man who couldn't caution his penis

Seriously?

People do all these, especially the baby part, I seem to be missing a lot of Instagram and Twitter.

Yet all these kind of girls still have boyfriends and husbands, Abi are they dating or married to their fellow women?

The Nigerians vexing about the joke, dem be Ghanaian Nigerians?

Cos all I see in that video are the same set of Nigerians having a good laugh and cheering at the same joke, or na Chinese dem be?

uzoclinton:
Ay: The driest yet one of the richest
comedian in Africa

the guy knows packaging well, but the jokes...hmmmm, not quite sure of that.

Tallesty1:
Drama queens and kings full that family

I dey tell you, no be the TBoss snap pishur with AY where I see for this same nairaland.

@ king of the world part

ZarZar:
I'm telling you. But at the end of the day, it's all a matter of opinion. Nobody is wrong or right. Just choose whatever works for you & most importantly, shut up! The annoying part is when people start getting all preachy & rubbish. Who died & made them king of the world? LOL!

ZarZar:
I don't care if they smoke, I care what they smoke. I see nothing irresponsible about a guy that smokes cigarettes. In fact, all my exes smoked. Drugs however, that's where I draw the line because some of the behaviour that comes with it, is irresponsible & just plain irrational.

If you don't like the habit, fine, that's your own conviction. But I think it's narrow minded to reach a verdict about someone's personality based on something as average as smoking, long before you get to know to them on a much deeper level. That to me is village mentality.

sometimes people just read out your mind like there are psychics...

The only part I can be a bit worried is his health, but irresponsibility...who says that...if Op found out Bill Gates, Zuckerberg smoked...will they also count as being irresponsible?

Motherfucker2:

They all look good outside but wait till she take off her clothes

Her beauty can be wiped out with a wet towel

Makeup artists, it will never be well with you guys

A vagina will always smell like dead elephant, even if you wash your vagina with Gucci perfume

And these are people with mothers and sisters, probably wife and daughter some day.

Destined2win:
Fuel wey mechanics dey use wash mouth

Exactly. I see those guys just draw anyhow from the host as if na water dem dey drink, unless it will have an effect in the long run, but at the spot, I don't think any has ever dropped dead.

Op, cutting those phrases short gives another meaning which, as you have pointed out in some are the opposite of the complete phrase, so I think it serves both ways, if you want to mean anything either ways, you choose the one that best suits what you want to say.

Blood is thicker than water- to express familial love or something.
The blood of covenant.....is thicker....the womb...to express it the other way.

zup

the older, the more the childishness goes...

sirfee:
The African spirit,if you are not strong,you can't survive in Africa.The problems we have in Africa would either kill or strengthen you.



Abeg no try dis with an extremist from the middle east o,it is very dangerous in the voice of Reminisce.

extremist from middle east ke?

Those guys are knife whisperers, the swiftness of the knife in their hands na another story o

milloguy:
First of all..Mo Abudu is not Amaechi's girlfriend. Let's stop this beer parlour gossip.

Second of all, this $43m discovery is a huge scam. Nigerians need to start realizing how this leaders take us for a roller coaster ride.
This is just a distraction set up by the government to pretend like they are fighting corruption. You don't fight corruption by digging up cash..You fight corruption by jailing the culprits..Gathering evidence against them and locking them up. Just today, James Ibori was being celebrated in Anioma, Delta State and yet we claim we have EFCC who are now gold miners...

The people in government that can siphone to the tune of $43m are the high Calibre thieves who don't need tunnels because they can easily wire to offshore accounts like Cayman, Panama and Cyprus..They are not going to keep that money in any apartment in Nigeria..This is just a cat and dog story ...2019 I'm watching!!!

it beats me when I hear some truck load of cash is been found in one apartment or the other, what happened to offshore accounts?

I thought they said his killers were found.

Archaa:
Like seriously, it's my prerogative to claim armed bandit or what have you as long as I didn't threatened any one


If I had claimed a pastor would that made you to be respectful. ..may be, but that is hypocrisy because you does that for a reason rather than your through self


Respect is a resprocal but unfortunately, you cannot give what you don't have


Even though I'm an armed robber, a kidnapper, a ritualist, a kidnapper and a fraudster. ...yet I maintain a sense of decorum on cyber spaces of which some holier than thow like you could not boast off


I'm a trouble maker that I go to muslim section and pollute the atmosphere just as I take the role of a criminal on this thread but never insult anyone


this is my 14th moniker since 2015 cus I fight dirty with aggressors in political section..not afraid of ban


I was laughing when you started insulting me
.

Wow, such a perfect resume,

Now, I'm so scared

Archaa:
So when you call someone a bastard that isn't an insult already


if I had reported you to the mods two things will come to play


it's either you are left off the hook or got banned for having violated rule number two

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Emphasis is on arm robber

BTW, are you seriously threatening me with a ban?

Bashnigga:
Melanin is pigment that makes ur eyes, hair and skin hv dat particular color.... The more melanin u hv the darker ur skin will be
Capish

Thank you.

Now I don learn new thing

lilmaydee:
Yes oo. omo boy just begin hustle real hard. Though she said the bitter truth but guess I wasn't expecting such utterances from her. Saw her recently though. She don born pikin n d guy no gree collect am na her mama house she still dey all those beauty wey dey shak me den don kpafuka

you are just giving this extra info to buttress a point, which is to prove you are doing better than she is which is not the point of this thread.

Pls is melanin the hair or the what?