₦airaland Forum

adexsimply: Hey!!

how you doing?

JewelDiamond: What is masturbation in Igbo(asked by an elderly man that they always say in Emmanuel tv).

Codedrock: WHERE WILL YOU SPEND YOUR ETERNITY?

are you born again?

Usbeel: It was a cool weekend(saturday), at our way back from shopping, my Mother ask me who did I love more between her and my father? There was no answer up till today because the question really confuse me.

well I could give this answer before the question is even asked...

In my mind maybe

Galaxydon1: this is how some people will lose there blessing from God thinking they r doing the right thing. Your type will remain poor forever.

someone should kill this guy's pastor.

koonbey: I tire for Oyibo People,shey they want the Snakes to be paid ni

Anyway nice Idea,woulda loved to try it.

exactly what came to my mind while reading it.

CRAZY WORLD
Someone uses snakes for massage
Another goes to be massaged by snakes
Another comes to say that the snakes are being exploited for massaging.

K.

Tmonex: or maybe cos i laugh 2much..sumtimes i burst into laughter in my dreams that i wake up still laughin.

this guy is weird

i like Milk nt blood[/quote]then you are a milk vampire,not a blood vampire.

Tmonex: ok gud...it jst dat i hve 2 lng canines i nd 2 reduce d size..i dnt knw y dey r gettin longer! BTW 2much of what can cause lng canines? Milk?

you don dey turn Vampire...dey there dey joke,no find help.

Na joke sha

kay1999: @Deschil I am sure your family is one of those stealing our money.. so why won't back them up.. I don't blame you.. you are just a demented fellow who lack human feelings.. millions of Nigerian undergraduate couldn't get job instead our leaders are doing Money festival and you are here saying Shiit... Middle Finger you punk A**s...

abeg make I hear what wit this corrupt leaders this and that,they are all corrupt even the so called future leaders are corrupt already,even you wey dey talk if given the chance you will even sell Nigeria and every thing in it,we have apportioned enough blame since 1960,that strategy is not working anymore,let's address this thing from the root.cos even if you take out oga Jona and fix someone else there,if not addressed,you will still come back and write this on nairaland or whatever social media that will be relevant then .

Do not ever say that bad road killed her, rather over-speeding on a good road killed her.[/quote]

Uteghe :
My ex' home-cos I still got feelings for her and she still finds me handsome. Banks- cant stand queues and Akwa Ibom State Government house-i have a phobia for kidnappers.

dude what has kidnappers got to do with Akwa Ibom state Government house?

Amefrica: Sometimes, I feel like shooting through the phone. There was a day I wanted to pay my school fees, that day was the official deadline, I called home, n my dad said I was going to receive an alert soon..

I placed my phone on the table like a baby, removing anything that could block service. Sat on my bed looking at the phone expecting an alert, it remained like 10hrs to the deadline. I started dozing off!

In a mo' my phone beeped.. Wow! I started thanking God. Singing, dancing, happy. I took my ATM card n headed to the campus. I removed the phone, wanted to call my dad that I've seen it. I saw that I haven't read the message. I opened it just to read "Dear valued subscriber, ...................... to download Sexy Mama by Wizkid ft Iyanya"..

Yeeee! Arrgghh! I noticed something like smoke coming outta my head.. I felt angry, my muscles stood. I immediately called the customer care, a guy picked it. I swear give him, warned them to remove my number from the list they send messages to. I just dey curse the guy.. I felt so irritated, I smashed the phone on the floor, took it, arranged it back.

I was about to cry wen I received anoda alert, this time it was what I've been expecting. My warning didn't stop dem to send unwanted messages to my line till now..

vcvibes: Any one who spends an average of 5-6 hours a day on naira land hates parties and social gatherings. Intact, technically doesn't have a social life outside the internet/nairaland

this could be so true.my social life so sucks that I wish there was nothing like a social life so every one will just be a loner.who would believe the one friend I spend time gisting with is an online personality.

vcvibes: Any one who spends an average of 5-6 hours a day on naira land hates parties and social gatherings. Intact, technically doesn't have a social life outside the internet/nairaland

this could be true.

Royver: Why all of una come dey mention Angelina jolie for this mata? She don do this kin thing b4?

yes she don do am plenty times.

laplace19: Don't prove to us that you are a blind bat

so for your mind now whiz kid dey dress o

In other words,Don't tell anything,cos this practically covers everything.

Heliesha: maybe buh one fin i know his anyfin America comes with great opposition am sure we dont want to be a known ally of the U.S,we ave arguably the best or one of the best foot soldiers in the world we dont need them to tell us how to maintain peace or kill the Boko-ram members our soldiers ave proved it with U.N abroad so hence dont see d need of us plying trade with people seekin after their own benefits.lets finish what we've started with pride and respect not owing anyone a damn favour

I wanted to disagree with you,but the truth is too white not to be obvious.

LushGreenz: Shut the blistering hell up,you chump! If this were some Angelina Jolie for Tomb Raider,I'm sure you'll be singing praises

exact movie that came to my mind when I saw guys here bashing.

cashkid18:

why u stop? You for carry the whole page naw.

Lord Mecuzy: why crucifying her for acting a role that other big hollywood stars also do



Nigerians and their low self esteem and thinking.

no mind them,if they see a scene like this been done by Angelina Jolie an her likes,they will so bow in respect.since its theirs,na crap,am not really a big fan of nollywood,but at the same time I won't tear down their efforts.

There are a whole lot,but number one on the list is the market,if reluctantly I agree to,pls don't ask me to get things that will make me spend more than 15-20 minutes.

Reason:I hate the crowd,having to always push your way through,constant beckoning here an there to come buy things you don't even need.some go as far as holding your hands,market quarrels,noise,don't even get me started on the dirts.but I could bend a bit if its a small market that doesn't have all these.

Someone once said for him its courts an hospitals,reason being that those are the only two places you rarely see happy people.

So what's yours?

Yo

iphy42: I never included Debe's mother! Njideka gave birth to Emeka jnr and two others while Stella adopted a girl.
Mind you, it is not about his children acquiring things for them selves but about doing what is morally right. All children whether young or old are entitled to their parents' inheritance. It is their right! Afterall Bianca knew they were there before she entered the family.

When one person ascribes to his or her self what belongs to all, that person is termed GREEDY. Bianca already has enough. She should understand that others weren't plucked from trees.
Emee nwata ka emeri Ibe ya, obi adi ya mma. Live and let live.

you know she might be greedy though,but let's just look at this case in another way,her in laws are not just trying to claim property but in a way trying to tell the world that she was never part of the ojukwu's(infact we don't know this woman)as much as she might be fighting for the wealth.she is also fighting to clear whatsoever shame the inlaws wants to mete out on her,especially since she is in the public's eye.ok now if she loses this case an maybe eventually it is said that she wasn't legally married to the man,what will that speak of her.

So let's not just think she is greedy,but also that she is trying to protect her image.

chucky234: Hmmm I once met a girl at TFC,Festac on a cool Sunday evening. She was coming out while I and a friend was walking in to chill, I was like hi pretty and she responded by say good evening. I followed her teasing and trying to subdue her with my wooing skills when I heard an equally beautiful lady calling out from a white 2007 RRS, Ann your phone is ringing,inside my mind I was like oboy na range dis babe dey groove ooo.
She asked her friend to pick the phone and ask the caller to call back in 30mins, I was like is that your car? She said yes of course, I know say the RRS go buy atleast 3 units of my EOD and had to use one of my strategies to crush her brewing ego.
So I was like oh its a nice car but I hardly drive mine except on weekends,my EOD over there (pointing to where my EOD was parked) do the day to day running for me, she was like ah thats very sensible of you.
To prove to her that I truly own a RRS I decided to borrow some of Siena and Ikenna car spec analyzing skills,she was standing akimbo with smile beaming from her both cheeks while I analysed the engine size of the RRS,ATL fluid suitable for it.
It worked like magic, I have been visiting the car talk section more since then.

baddest boy ever liveth

GSKing:
Mumbo Jumbo!!! What else could you have written anyways? Your thoughts should never ever serve as a basis for conclusions and generalization!

When you're done with proper research, log back in and modify your post... Mr op.

dude easy naw,he didn't really say its a fact,it might have just been an opinion,or maybe he just had to write down something.

Etumgbe: Nairaland don finish. i remember when we joined nairaland, frontpage is always full with educative issues. now it is either tonto dike, beverly osu, oduah and co. anyway i am leaving nairaland now for good.

we won't miss you sha!

Idowuogbo: Hehehe... Yea my mum moans about d length,she calls them dentures.oh well! I cook, clean and type with my babies.

these are the exact reasons I don't subscribe to fixing my fingernails...I hate having those greenish stuff in them after a good slice of vegetable,don't get me started on food particles.I just love being comfortable.

Abeg make una leave the lady alone,In the days of our grandparents,the only true sign that either your parents or husband is taking care of you is when you look fat like puff puff with big belle.I remember when them they soak bowl of garri for nursing mothers to take an be fat.

But this generation claims you must be slim with flat tummy to be sexy...you guys should just take it easy cos the generation after might just term sexy to mean...

Puff puff from head to waist...toothpick from waist to toe.