₦airaland Forum

buchibabe: When i found out dat my ex who is "supposed" to be a man of God drinks alchohol,has a babe and worst of all has a shrine he worships wenva he travels to his home town in d east.

Father i thank u for delivering me me from dat o. No b small somthing

yorex2011: what if u found out ur partner's parents are serial killers

hollandis: He was transgendered...... .dunno if should say he or she?

classiquemama:

I know nothing about soccer ... just happy!

rhema4u: My birthday (24th October)

james1: ....As for the clause in ojukwu's will regarding bianca having claims to the property as long as she remain unmarried;its foolhardy cos it should include"that she can not sell any of the property".bianca can simply sell off all the properties and proceed to get married.she would in doing so navigated around that clause smoothly.
Bianca,if you are reading this,you own me one.

fkaz: Ojukwu no try, he just left behind confuse family

remmyton: I hav dis habit of washin my hands b4 I eat and to wipe my fone clean wit my handkerchief afta washin my hand

I notice smppl wu clean their hands on dia clothes afta washin it, its stil wrong bc ur clothes r not Clean, it has come in contact wit dusts, so I wil advice d op to wash ur hand afta a handshake n always b4 u put anytin in ur mouth, there r satchet water retailers arnd wia u can buy n wash ur hand wit afta a handshake

captainhenx: I once sat beside someone who had a bowl of Amala and goat meat!

hahahahah


“You shall come forth but no further. Salvation is better than earthly desires!” You may hold hands, or sling your hands across shoulders, but that’s about it!




DO NOT TOAST, UNLESS… – Unless you see a certified birth certificate or a sworn affidavit, do not toast any female within the walls of Silverbird or Genesis Deluxe.

captainhenx: I once sat beside someone who had a bowl of Amala and goat meat!

hahahahah


“You shall come forth but no further. Salvation is better than earthly desires!” You may hold hands, or sling your hands across shoulders, but that’s about it![/b]Captainhenx pls kindly tell me how to quote some parts of a post like you did.

Gratitude.




[b]DO NOT TOAST, UNLESS… – Unless you see a certified birth certificate or a sworn affidavit, do not toast any female within the walls of Silverbird or Genesis Deluxe.

DJDOLA: don't mind him jaree I don't no how my business disturb is business even if we are selling d same thing we all have our own customer

victorazy: Am not on ur side.
Be careful about anything about gospel b4 u enter the days of ur doom. They are spreading the good news and ur here spreading the bad goods.

ketoprofen: 1) I met a man that left his church to form another one . He is now d pastor of a new church. I asked him y he left his church, he told me that a vision cannot work under another vision.


2) A friend of mine told me his father and few friends left their former church to form a new one because they were being sidelined and marginalised of posts( remunerations) in their former church.

Hence, they left in anger and grieviance to form another one.
Imagine, a church formed based on these two principles.


3) My room mate in yr one, his father started a new church because the officials of the old church didn't promote him after so many yrs .

Chinke eriela ariri

greatgod2012: @op, I think I'm the only one who have been noticing this, it's not only in Lagos, there's a particular building in Ibadan where we have 6 different denominations, I was invited to one of the churches, and I didn't wait till the end of the service before I left.
I just think this type of thing is an insult to God, six different churches in a building and we claim that we serve the same God who ask us always to be one and in unity.

I think we really need God's direction in this our pathway to salvation we are.
May God help us all.

Sloan: Most Nigerians are getting more disillusioned and stupid not to connect the dots. The robber would not be trying to snatch your life and money if he had enough food to eat, jobs and a decent life! Notice this happened in Abia - iboland! OP, you are lucky your support for the retardeen did not cost you not only your N 2,500 but your life itself. Meanwhile the retardeen is flying 10 jets at N 9 B per annum and ibos are the ones shouting fresh air! The retardeen walks around with all the army, airforce, navy and police, so he will never have to worry about a petty robber that could have killed you. I am losing any sympathy for Nigerians because they deserve every suffering and crappy life they get, just looking at the comments of people on this website.

I live in a country where average, random people can afford to go and buy bird food and feed the beds of the air for fun in their car parks just before they start work in the morning. What a sight when you see like dozens or hundreds of birds, playing around in a parking lot, chirping while eating the food being given to them by someone who is just any average person. The birds were never hungry in the first place but just for the fun of it! Meanwhile, a lot of Nigerians cannot afford to eat and feed themselves decently without stealing, corruption or being involved in some vice. Well, you all deserve your suffering, no need to worry! I am glad I can read your horror stories from a huge distance and not have my life messed around by a bunch of stu.pid country men who elect foo.ls like retardeen GEJ and their useless governors.

otijah: Av been to 3 of those places, not a new thing

yuzedo: Wait! Is it Eid Mubarak or Eid ul adha??!

Ugh!! One @#$&% nairalander on here told me it is Eid Mubarak so I sent that in an sms to Aliko and my other great friends... God! I'm finished.

deshclones: f00lish f00l...see the slum his folks stay? poor man's kid that should have faced his studies knowing that his indigent family relies on him to come out with a good result,get a good job and put a smile on the face of his poor hardworking folks face...instead he went to join cult...wish i can resurrect him from the dead and kill him the second time.


same situation one old suffering office assistant is going through in my office...the man has spent almost 25years as an office assistant,washing teacups,going on errands for people way way his junior all cos he wants to earn a decent pay and send his first son to the university...the Arrow got to university of uyo,joined some bad boys on campus,had extra year and finally graduated with a pass (aka fourth class upper division) after spending a whooping 6years studying the simplest of courses (micro biology)...micro biology that i have never seen someone that graduated with a 2.2 not to talk of this Arrow that came out with a 4.1.....

i wonder why kids from poor home nowadays dont wannna help themselves...its sad.

peppy luv: Dem plenty o!
Catholics do hv a special programme in abuja "Dutse Maria" we climb one of the mountains in dutse every December.
In 2009 I got tired half way until I saw Bishop Onaiyekan who should be atleast 68 then climbing with ease! as if it was a stair case,shame catch me

Mubby4luv: U wont understand it even iv i explain it to u buh the answer is yes. we only use a white garment to cover private parts.

peggykorol: Since the day I found out my hubby f ucks girls in a motel not too far from our house,all my emotions for him Started dying away.sometimes it's good to know so you know the kind of person you actually live with rather than live in ignorance

olenyi: Oooohhhhhhh!!!!!!! Not again!!!!!!! Are we now to start praying everytime one enters an airline.

Shen Teh: Kai Mallam Bootlicker porget zhat thing! Eben in Naijiriya you can vecome a villionaire obernight. Eg Abrica's richest woman was a tailar- mai tailar kawai!- for IBB's late wipe, Shamalu LG chairman too was Tinubu's pormer caf tailar, etc, ao meny I wan count. You pit join fee-dee-fee, join zha ruling farty, ... God bless Naijiriya. One Naijiriya!