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drake2: Ain't api u combined those 2 words. "most " dirty-est?

Olawale slimfit: True that. Cos i remembered i saw a boko guy with two tubes of closeup....... ;DTrue that. Cos i remembered i saw a boko guy with t tubes of closeup.......

3ace: OP, thanks o for reminding me of some of the things I can use toothpaste for. Nice article.

Update:
OP, sorry o, Kobenol, the Mr Benevolence has forced you to post the article here. And I'm wondering if the lady above me deleted her comment. 9 likes for a full stop? Just wondering..

Smartsyn: In the absense of Vaseline, it can be used as a lubricant

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arcbabe: Peter have been behaving weird ever since he propose to Lola

kwajahafiz: im on the 6th day of wearing same underwear...I guess that explains that itch...yieek..

RedBenson: And you dont know you were destroying those guys by allowing them stick thier tongues there. Mehn, girl, u are murderer and destinies destroye r!

Uteghe :
God bless Amaechi. At least there's someone bold enough to confront the kidnapper,murderer and rogue called Akpabio.
Akpabio is simply licking Gej's behind to evade EFCC prosecution and conviction for innumerable atrocities committed against Akwa Ibom people. More people will be raised by God to fight him. Ride on Amaechi.

cnwaejike: i hav a strong feeling dat all dese guys saying abomination to washing their gf's undies do much worse finz dan dat...........na for here una go dey do tufiakwa.....i go catch all of una one by one where una sitdon dey wash panteri nd brazil

RedBenson: The op must be very mad on some hard weeds. Me, wash a woman's dross? Over my dead body! What if she wore that same pant to visit another man and i go com wash wetin another man take straff am abi? Absolute impossible!

Another observation is that, while banging some of these naija babes do.ggy style, the odour oozing out from thier a.nus could be very unpleasant that you would be forced to keep your nose and face far away while still banging her. By nature, as a man bangs the booty, he's supposed to stare, admire and smash the booty, but those irritating odour makes one do the otherwise. Would such observation make you feel like touching her pant left alone washing it? Abeg, make we leave matter for mathias abeg. I cant never wash a woman's pant. Not even my very endeared one i call my wife. Let's have some boundaries abeg.

ogugua88: There are far better ways to convey romance.

bayusman: how do we pronounce 3:26 in a formal occassion.

LesbianBoy: Instead of the BARREN FOOL to be happy people are saying she is pregnant, she is there talking Nonsense! FOOL!

LesbianBoy: Instead of the BARREN FOOL to be happy people are saying she is pregnant, she is there talking Nonsense! FOOL!

joeydozzy: Is it our fault you have a pot belly?

We see belle, we congratulate you...

Shikena

Boss Ttdiamonds: 1 + 1 = 3
See Proof Below

Method one
1 = 1

41 – 40 = 61 – 60

16 + 25 – 40 = 36 + 25 – 60

4² + 5² – 2 * 4 * 5 = 6² + 5² – 2 * 6 * 5

(4 – 5)² = (6 – 5)²

4 – 5 = 6 – 5

4 = 6

2 = 3

1 + 1 = 3

Method two
put a+b = 0

so 1(a+b) = 0

1 = 0/(a+b)

0 = 1

adding 2 on both sides

0+2 = 1+2

2= 3

1+1 =3
Method three
Let x = y, then

x−y+y=y

x−y/x−y+y=y/x−y

We can then simplify as:

x−y/x−y+y/x−y=y/x−y

or

1+y/x−y=y/x−y

1=y/x−y−y/x−y

1=0

Now we know that x = y or 1 = 1 is true and that 1 = 0 or 0 = 1 is true, we pose:

0 = 1
1 = 1
1 = 1

Adding these three equations we get:

0 + 1 + 1 = 1 + 1 + 1

or

1 + 1 = 3

Julieccentric: He never die yet nau Mr assistant prophet of doom.
God could have mercy on him and give him 15years extra like Nehemiah..lol

2sizzlin: aka


what I'm about to do to you, you'd wish u had a spiritual husband to lean on

Baby montana: .hahahahaha.i abbreviate alot.t saves time bt i wil change that when commenting on nairaland

Yahoo1: diz ur abbreviations are funny.....are yu writing for us to read,or just thinking out loud? :-/

Mazi_Omenuko: Yet you refuse to grace the Legend thread with the Rose tale.

@topic: the dilemma of every child, "where do babies come from?"

djeezy: I doubt she graduated from law school. She indulged in this act because of desperation/frustration, and if she indeed graduated, she wouldn't do such.

Tayeni: saw a picture of Chimamanda Adichie's. I liked d hair she was wearing.....very African and natural yet fashionable.....told my lady to make it too........for where!!!

snthesis: tanx for all your responses,
i guess my instinct was ryt- its bad to keep in touch with exes

my married ex and i had a long chat ysday, and all i cud hear was resentment and regret, we broke off cos i wasnt ready to settle down-pursuing a career, while she wanted to b a Mrs. anyways shes wishing she had been more patient with me, since apparently im living a fly life and her husband is jst a disappointment (after 3kids).
this communication has sown a seed of discontent in her, and im afraid it will affect her marriage- tis a pity

yuzedo: dodgeing u. But now am bark. Sooooo wuz yo numba?

frudokafor: YABA left na psychiatric hospital

No be everybody know lagos na