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Kslib: So his name is even Pricasso?

Hmmn,patienly waiting for Totosso-- The woman who paints with her ni.pple.
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All izz well!

no with her Tonto

samuel6238: Dat joystick Is strong

I don't get it,does he use it when its limp or hard.cos think when its limp it will kind of difficult,just my thought tho.

Ukuts gp: My best gospel songs are: jesus how i love you and oyem nwem by Eben, close to you by youthful praise, you are all i want by Michael smith. These some of my top best gospel songs. I luv gospels songs and i can play it from morning till night non-stop even without food sometimes. Gospel artist like Eben, youthful praise, michael smith, sinach, marvin sapp, and Darwin hobbs are my favourite. Which one is yours.

I can agree you love gospel songs just by mentionnin Marvin Sapp an Darwin hobbs.

bad meat: Cutesexy1,yuzedo,okija juju,ikwerre militant,

yuzedo all the way,maybe I will even get an autograph,the guy is a star on nairaland.

Na wah o,this thread don make me see songs wey I never even know before,an dem artistes wey never know.nice one though.

joelenesleek: My parents- Number 1 fan by canton jones
My siblings- We are One, Lion king
My Friends-four seasons,Boys 2 men
My Baby 1- you are not easy to love
My baby 2-my boo, alicia keyz usher
My Ex-amy winehouz,tears dry
Colleagues-oh boy, james camron
Random numbers- nicki minaj high school.

dude I fear o

Olly barbie219: When daddy is not around....=> Beyonce_ Roc,when he is...=>Vibration! lmaooo!

I totally understand(pats her on the back).

Eureka007: Something for ur all to ponder on,why is it in niger we are so crazy for musical ring tones eg davido,2face,dbange,etc yet in advanced country or where the phones are made they prefer simple monotones as ringtones even for suphisticated phones.i pray o

dude by now you should know we are so different from the rest of the world.get used to that fact

Blackberry default tone.gosh!like that crap,don't know why.

eddiebruk: Charlatans like you are no match for me, i still dont conversate with slutts

you don't conversate with sluts?what have been doing?I should have known that whatever you are going thru is affecting ur brain.oh gosh!am so conversing with a beast.not anymore.

eddiebruk: your low self esteem wont give you the guts to offer me a loosed pvssy in the first place, and secondly, i dont like pvssy that gushes out water like river benue

gosh! he is not just a beast at heart,but also wags his tongue like a diseased dog,am sure he also reeks of stinking characters. I'd.iot don't turn this thread into ur stinking harem.allow us to deal with ur beastly heart first.

eddiebruk: well i dont fvck loosed pvssy like yours, thanks for the offer, but no thanks.

oh I wouldn't even offer cos rather than fvcking,you will be there ranting an pouring saliva on my face all day long,typical of weaklings an someone who is less than a man.

eddiebruk: okay, loosed pvssy, shut up please

oh poor thing,you should have told us that why you don't have an iota of love in your heart is that her pvssy is so loosed that she just popped you out an left you unto the next one,therefore you don't know jack abt showing some love.

eddiebruk: I still don't conversate with sluts, attention seeker

can u just die beast,that way ur corpse will be left stinking,no one will look at it twice,let alone remember you.

eddiebruk: Slut stop seeking for attention

that's what sluts do,seek attention,but on the other hand beasts are caged or chained,kept far away from where human exists to avoid them showing off their beastly nature,so now animal you know your place.

eddiebruk: And you are a relevant proud slut on a faceless forum...? b!tch plz

is this beast still roaming freely?

eddiebruk: Death is Death, no matter how it comes. i usually dont start any convo with sluts

a dedicated slut,yeah that's me,better than a ranting beast trying to be relevant where humans are involved.

eddiebruk: Did you shed a tear while remembering them...? Were any emotions attached while you were typing your rememberance speech..? if you didnt come across this thread would you have remembered it was 1year already..? if any of these answers comes with a NO, then you are an Idioooot. Without Google, can you remember the date Stella Obasanjo died and what killed her..?, (the greatest First Lady Nigeria has ever seen)

was she brutally cut off in her prime,abeg like someone rightly said u didn't have to open the thread.show some respects to the dead or shut the fvcck up.

£10Billions:
Some of them are now in hell if not all,no repentance after death.WOW! What can we say,may their soul rest where it deserved.

who is this again?

991: must be a boring trip, instead of relaxing with a glass of free flight drink and taking a nap thereafter to ease ur nerves, someone is standing in front of cabin talking for 6hrs. i would sue the airline if i was aboard..

this guy is naturally created to be dry.

adconline: Gbenga accused OBJ of sleeping with his wife.

na wah o,wonders actually do happen.

Super1759:


Please which side of niger delta person go stand see crude oil?
Someone should answer me please!!!!


No time,Biz on my mind!!!!!!!!

dude that stuff even flows in my father's backyard.

obadiah777: oh yes Jesus feeding five thousand people with 5 loaves and 2 fish is an allegory. what is fish ? ( to fish for souls ) what is oil ? what is milk ? what is bread ? what is meat ? what is oil ? they all mean THE WORD. so when he fed five thousand people with 5 loaves and 2 fishes, its allegory speech for saying 'he preached the word to 5000 people'


JOHN 6 VS 35 And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.

this got me cracking,cos am not a bible scholar but atleast read the part that said this act was done after the men had followed him for days hearing the word,an he just couldn't send them away like that,even one of the disciples asking him whr they will get food to feed this multitude,so going by your theory,after he feed them the word,he fed them the word again.Alleluyah!

mcfynest: this are things of the spirit......this is not herb,grass or heathen doctrine.... but this is spiritual and only the elect can decode this mysteries

who are the elect?if God expects everyone to understand this,hence believing in him,then trust me not every one will understand it the same way,which brings me bck to the different interpretations.it was just easier when everyone thought it to be a real fish.

Okija_juju: I'm sorry but if you put your bizness out there, then you should expect niggas to make it their bizness..

You would never catch me in a Church like synagogue.. I know T.B Joes types..them niggas would make a grown man act a fool no real reason other than hypnosis..

don't mind them,Jim IYke is a star,so u really don't expect people to mind their biz wen it comes to him,do you? In my opinion what happened there was purely SHOWBIZ.

Kslib: Yea,i watched it live..
The demon wey dey Jim Iyke body strong sha...
He really gave the man of God a tough time... Lol
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After he was delivered and came back to his senses,he was like "Who pulled my shoe"?
Come-on put back my shoe. Why did you allow them pull off my shoe?
Dont you know you're embarrassing me or something like that sha--- He was referring to the Girl and Guy that came with him who i suspect to be his PA...
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He later walked back to his seat and fell down flat on the floor.. He was sweating like a he-goat and really looked exhausted,little wonder he was screaming "i cant breathe" when he was being delivered...
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He later stood up,sat down and hugged the girl(maybe his PA) and she became emotional and started sobbing...
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Abeg make i stop here;
This is kslib reporting for Garri Fm..
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All izz well!

all that happened to Jim IYke...this is what we call SHOWBIZ,nice one Jim an TB.

mcfynest: hmmmm....flesh and bone hath not revealed this unto you
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so you believe the story of noah on the sea in an ark with all kinds of animals LITERALLY SMH FOR YOU

so now you guys are saying all those stories like the burning bush,talking donkey,parting of the red sea are just allegories,going by that,it means they are all subject to interpretations like an art work,which could be interpreted in different ways.Good then cos I will start giving my own interpretations.

I just sat down your read 7 pages of bashing,pro an Anti johnathan.guess what? I just got sick.

Mellin: tonto u have forgotten how your brother knelt u down and beat u up in front of all of us at links hotel owerri when u where caught with one chairman ...mumu girl..u wan dey form Mary Magdalene... how I wish ur brother Santos is still in Nigeria.. ur body for tell u..tsewwww

ehen! Tell us more

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ITbomb: I thought they meant BANG-ABLE ACTRESSES

I tot so too that's why I opened the thread

Chizi Daniels: This is really pathetic if what you claim is true! If you can't get anything from this post, then you're in utter jeopardy!
Are you sincerely saying the truth about yourself or are you just beefing?
I can help you explain it but not in the exam hall oh!

The university is writing through the deputy registrar to formally and official separate herself from, declare that she is not in support of, and disconnect herself from the publication of one of her post graduate students. She states that the publication [owing to the attentions it is generating on such a sensitive and controversial issue as gay marriage] has no connection with the student's academic program and thus not part of his academic research. They wish to inform the general public that the student is not writing for them nor expressing their position on the issue; therefore the university is withdrawing her reputed image from such unfounded publication.

I'm sorry I don't know how long I can do this for you! I think you'll need special lessons to improve on this deficiency.
Well, there's hope for you cos all is not lost, at least you could recognise that it's post, only that you couldn't make anything out of it.
But from your comment, you seem to be literate? I'm just wondering and pondering on so many things about you now!


Anyway, I wish you luck!

na wah to you,an you took him serious.

Pls people,how do quote two different post at once,an how do I embolden a particular line in a post? Thanks.