₦airaland Forum

yuzedo: if dey have big brezz, big nyash + ice cream lap, helllllll yeaaaa!!!

berem: Too bad! My ex actually made my man what he is today! we are still friends because we separated without any quarrel. it was a mutual agreement that we call it quitsWhy should i then hate him?

Amefrica: I simply hate when people start loathing policemen.. They are protecting us.. And for those who killed themselves on top woman.. Good Riddance to Bad rubbish!! the corporal and the ASP are brainless.. Pls when stuff happens don't jump into conclusion that they are all the same. PLS generalize no more.. It's high time we separated the Shaft from the wheat..

I'm a confirm police'(SUPOL) son..

triploc: stowaway? I don learn english

Get_Ova_Me: Well, i'm in no position to talk to these kids and they listen.. I aint no musician but i'll kick it with 'em a minute.. U guys might call him a menace but y'all gotta swallow the truth, grin, and bear it.. Shady 's the King of these Rude Ludicrous and Lucrative Lyrics.. Put the youth in hysterics.. Using his music to steer it, sharing his veiws in his marriage, bt there's a huge interference btw d man Marshall and his alter ego Slim ShaDy.. Mongers of hate, see its a matter of taste, we as a people decide if shady's as bad as they say he is .. Maybe its hatred he spew.. Maybe its beautiful music he makes for you to just cherish, bt he's debated disputed hated and veiwed as a m0dafuckin' drug addict..modafuckers hate to like u (what did u do em?) huh?.. Do u hav any clue wat he had to do to get there? I dnt think u do so stay c0ol and keep ur ears glued to the stereo.. He's The Greatest Of All Time he's got it all

*VERBAL STRENGTH
*LYRICS
*RYHMES


#TeamShadyManiacs

Haircut: How come no one mentioned SHREW(the smelly rat like reptile with a long mouth).

addicted268: A great addict should have multiple batteries.lol.

Lordave: Eminen is unarguably the G.O.A.T.



I feel like I'm listening to a new great song anytime I'm listening to 'No Love'.
Talk about Beautiful, Space Bound, 25 to Life, Lighters(Royce da 5'9 blew that song, he was great). Shady is great.

Billyonaire: You simply cant take away any of those beings. We passed through that chain of evolution, we were once insects and mosquitoes before we evolved to humans, so its impossible to destroy that chain of evolution.

wezzy_jasified: FOR UR INFO,SLIMSHADY CAN DISS ANYBODY IN THE WORLD AND NO1 DARES TO FACE HIM

Imanuelle: I'm cool with whatever Eminem does



and just like Stan, I respect him cos he "tells" it.


He's never taken shi t before and he won't start now

homesteady: My favourite is doing the dishes a.k.a washing plates!
I hate sweeping

albacete: first to comment
let me ask my oga at the top
how does it affect the price of garri?
how did this make frontpage?
and the latest .......end tym tins





Nairalanders never cease to come up with funny phrases.
Who knows what is next?

MacLovington: I usually says it as it is or say nothing at all. I would only do so not to embarrass someone.

One day I dosed off in the sofa instead of going to work. I had a very busy day and late night the previous day. My phone rang and woke me up and my colleague goes "where are you"? "At home mate, I dosed off" I told him.

He was not happy but he later said most people would have said they were on their way.

mencade5: end time tinz

breaking news

bed valley has sacrificed her soul to the devil.
The ritual took place in south africa, angelo was the chief priest, who used a bigger wood to dig deep into her.

Repercussions: ankle pain which will later change to v.aginal injury, then, ana.l pain before they will take her away. R.I.P

4ckverly Penisu

xynerise: She is prettier and sexier than her daughters

freakybaby: Melvin dull himself for dat house...he was forming,"I dnt wanna be in a relationship in d house"..Dey do fine boy(Baff,rubb lipgloss,leak lips,spray perf 4 armpits n between legs)..Shiorr!! Where d fine boi lead am?0/0 Girl e no Bleep,Money e no win..Rather Relationship e no get, money e no get..Atleast Beverly don hustle oyibo bf/husband 4 her mind Abeg I don tire joor!! Am out!!

AG.gal:
Y the hate? U think every guy is like u who doesn't have self control

deb: We did not need to cast aspersions on the lady for her tweets. She heired her opinion, heir yours and stop being low level ranters.

spicy v: Happy birthday to your brother, you can post the scriptures, thank you. And err, the name of the sponge is "Sword of the Spirit", colour is flaming RED, signifying the blood of the risen lamb that cleanses all condemnation and accusations!!!

Kslib: Hollywood movies might be predictable also but what i enjoy watching is how what i predict plays out..
1.. Good guy vs hundreds of bad guys::: What i enjoy is how the good guy finishes them.. The trick and how he doest it intelligently...
Yes,we know the good guy always finishes them but the Genius is how he does it and thats what makes a great movie...
..Exactly its not abt how well u can predict them,but how well they play it out,after all that's fun part,its convincing even though it may not be real.unlike(in basket's mouth's voice) I will kill u,why do u want to kill me?becos ur own don dey too much,kpa! Kpa! Die!,oh! Oh!I don dieee.
2.. Romance:: Yeah,we know they both will fall inlove but how does it play out? How the love grows,and the events that lead to both of them finally being together is what i enjoy..
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All izz well!

ChuckBoi93: This girl fine...I go use her pinshure self-service tonight

*Runs Off to the bathroom with phone, Nivea cream and toilet tissue in hand".

Ooouuhhh...aaahhhhhh....


To be continued...

CAMEROONPRIDE: The Cathoic church is already not one...so we are already in heresy. Now what exactly is the heresy here? the fact that I want a sub-Saharan pope? the fact since they are racists I want us to secede? dude calm down, what makes me angry with African Catholic is this situation, you all are acting like u are blind and don't see the discrimination and racism we are victim of.. or ur dignity is not important? what's wrong with an African pope? a black pope? have u ever been to Europe? churches are fcking empty. do u think Persian , Syrian, Russians etc would accept to be ruled by a Caucasian/Germanic etc? Africans should do the same..

Red_Card: He is as cute as ever. All entertainers are gay...believe it or don't. It's good that Michael has come out of the closet. We are waiting for D'banj, 2face, Usher, Trey Songz, Ne-Yo, Will Smith, Brad Pitt, Wizkid and the rest of them to come out too. Be proud of what you are.

IYA NGBALI: when i see myself making passionate love to Genevieve,Funke Akindele,Beyonce,okonjo iweala,the minister of petroleum or even anti patience what does it mean?

seaman007: So u re 26yrs dis year.

Rawpidgin: this chick don add pounds o, 2005 wen we shoot royal engagement she small like native fowl

sage_: He may love her too, but her beauty was certainly the first attraction. How do you feel now?