₦airaland Forum

Lakayanah: You want me to follow everything on Nairaland faithfully? Wow!!!! Please do you have a job? I mean something that puts food on your table clothes on your back and a roof over your head. And some change to lend a helping hand to your family if you do you will not be on Nairaland 24/7.

then if u have all these,u should have ur hands so full that u won't be here commenting on threads you haven't followed in detail.

[quote author=sloo1]Watch crime and investigation channel you will understand that Nigeria is very backward in solving crimes.
Our problems include:
No good forensic labs
No comprehensive data base
Poorly equipt police force ...
Etc etc etc etc[/quote exactly what I meant.

dannysteve99@ya:
Afrococo I was nt against u b4 for what u do ,but from ur statement,menn u insulted this nation.Hw can u call naija ur bottom blabla. Some naija pay money too to watch ur show.Osama bin Laden have many Indecency film in his room. Naija don't want ur show in national TV didn't mean some are nt watching it.So zip ur Mouth.

this got me cracking,like seriously osama bin laden?

obowunmi: Even Americans don't know how people died. So many unresolved murders.

they may not know all,but they try their best.

alpamo6: Confusing report, walkout maximum prison and couldn't meet up with the bail conditions.

I saw that too.

Crixina: mess u,yes yes.f.uc.k u too.

nairaland no be mess you I write o.

Sommy47: GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBOURS!

mess u,yes yes.f.uc.k u too.

; ;

Naija_lastborn: na batiatus wife kill am....

*zipin my 33 beer*

na lie,na batiatus rival kill am wen she wan go ask favor for batiatus wife

pro01: At least I know my father and I take after him. Do you know your real father? Illegitimate child of a whorish mother.

the last straw that broke the camel's back...someone pls fire back an this time make sure its a grenade.

50calibre: What's your problem, are you their servant?

I hate the royal family and saying disrespectful things is my only way of showing that hatred, so step
away!!

this guy must be a psycho!

Has it ever occurred to u that maybe its the bad attitude in Annie that appeals to tuface your the supposed good one in Sumbo pisses tuface off,all am saying is tuface's matter is a clear case of love so pple should stop speculating cos we will never understand this mystery.

amacastel: Only God knws wot went wrong I av had d opportunity 2 comminucate wit 2face women Annie is d most arrogant n ill mannered 1 2face only married her out of pity sunmbo is a vry lovable n humble person dt somtimes I wonder wot she is doing wit 2face bt I am so happy dt some1 dt deserve her has goten her belive me dt pastor is 1 of d most luckiest men on planet earth .lik I said b4 only God knw wot hapen 2 2face on d suden change n love 4 Annie cos CAlabar girls mean business well all d same I wish dem all d best my own na sidon dy lok .

Van snickers: Do you know what the word "insult" means? How is asking a woman to act like a Lady an Insult?! Dude, get an education!

if that does not sound insulting to you,then God have mercy!

ItsModella: I swear. That's why I don't like her much anymore. Her behavior on GUS was appalling, very uncouth behavior.

She seems cool in movies but off the scene, she is almost a beast.

abeg make una sharap jor,choima acts cool,una go call am mgbeke,she gets sassy a bit not even to YN or MJ level o,na una go still complain,which one wey una dey

samilo88: I have long lost my respect for this man Soyinka. He has become too entangled in the Webs of Nig politics..

exactly,this guy is more of a politician.

CAMEROONPRIDE: do you know what is a priest? and what/who they represent? Hint: Jesus gave to his prophets the power to heal, forgive sins and accomplish miracles.

you Pentecostals are lost souls. not only you copied the whole Catholic church but you dare talk bad about it and even insult it. I mean c'mon without the Catholic you would have never existed. in fact you guys are just bunch of rebels. who can't stop talking about their masters. that's why you never dare give your congregation, always with the we are Christians.

how many Catholic even know their priest's home? most priests don't even have their own houses.do they have private jets? how many priests broke someone's marriage unlike your pastors who hit on married females. they are even allowed to get married yet they are unfaithful . Gosh

are u kidding,this guy must be a m o ron,who told u God looks at the church u go to,u beta align ur ways with God's.cos being a catholic will not save you.

fubbyy: please teach me how to highlight some words when quote somebody's post that you just did,or anyone can teach me please,i use bold 3

@ topic, being born again doesn't make you inhuman nor means you no longer live on earth,God looks @ your heart not your dress code,as long as what you do is not against God then to hell with human thought

are u a christian? Just curious sha.

Raxz: What is it with this Muslim this Muslim that in this country? must they see every thing from religious prospective? Some time i beginning to ask if religious laws are superior to the constitution of the federal republic that bind us together as a country irrespective of our cultural differences and religious believe. Why can't Muslim for once place this country above religion? If all other religions try to pick point just as Muslim has been doing what there religion permit and do not, i think nigerian constitution will become useless, we should come to think of it, if Christians now say that there want to follow every teaching or practice that is in the bible like, NO ONE SHOULD JUDGE ANOTHER PERSON or IF UR BROTHER OR SISTER OFFEND U, U MUST FORGIVE HIM OR HER FOR 70 TIME IN A DAY. If things like this and many more others are alow to hold true, what then become of those that are comitting crime on a daily basis? That means we alt to forgive corrupt politicians, criminals will go onponish rght? My Muslim brothers stop drag every one into ur religion it will not work, religion is in the heart, the earlier we see it that way the better for all of us as a country. By the way do JNI understand the rational behind NYSC? Some of the few reason for NYSC are 1. Intercutural marriage, 2. For ppl to understand each other languages 3. This scheme provide corps members with the opportunity to find there spouse from any part of the country within the camp among other reasons. So if that is the case thn i don't understand the opinion of JNI, how will the purpose be achieve if we are go by that opinion?

wow!I thought NYSC was for national integration which was to enforce national peace since it was established after the civil war,didn't know they were concerned about our marital status your our speaking the multiple languages of the country.

Ninilowo: ....... because you were involved........

someone saw that too!

CFCfan: It's not within their jurisdiction. FERMA and the various State govts are primarily responsible for road maintenance.

then its FERMA or whoever or whatever is responsible they should be having that lecture with.good roads first,precautionary measures later

Man2utd: Why don't frsc worry abt d state of d roads...

leave them,make them chase rat for house wey fire dey catch fire.

sizzlez_NBT: Bloke, get the right education...

Dude, in plain english what he ment was dey shld kill d snake before it hurtz some1 nyweiz it cnt cz itz got a huge meal to digest,mite prolly take 2 or 3 dayz for dat 2 happen... For nw it's lazy

English made simple!

Wait!I thought this stuff is illegal and those who do it do it in hiding,so I don't understand this public stunt,or is it legal to some class of people,I stand to be enlightened

coputa: There is no heaven on earth...heaven is spiritual..you must die first before you can go to heaven.

some did and will not die before going to heaven

Willgates: My mora,mrs Ujeoma Codswill Akpabio half 3crown up chilren yet can not wear this kind of old mama dress to party
some1 prease tel her piyamas is only worn at nyt in d bedroom

u no well o!

switdil: Sounds like the man was tryna do some cover up.what if d man is a BOKO HARAM member, d son knew their secrets n planned making it known to the jtf but d father quickly turned d table?? This is nigeria remember??

FBI agent confirmed

Dempsy: ..........naturally hausas r good people,the problem north have today is islam.i have so many hausa friends which r too good,bt wen it comes to religion u will hate them ....

seconded

cyril83: Hmmmm! If not for the lack of education, hausa people would have been the best tribe in nigeria, niger-delta parents would prefer to shield his militant son so that he could bring home more money. Infact yaradua really made a urge mistake for negotiating with militants.

just Like GEJ is making a huge mistake negotiating with Boko haram

beebop: gosh don't be gullible. Amosu created ONE LIMITED EDITION BOTTLE that was valued at that much (obviously inflated to appeal to the Porsche Center crowd). The champagne itself is probably priced above the already overpriced Veuves and Moets of the world to appeal to all the money miss roads in Lagos and Abuja where champagne consumption is skyrocketing.

ALL NA WASH - nice marketing campaign though, getting Don Jazzy to tweet. They got their name to shine bright above the Dom Perignons, very tacky though.

Next week all those fatty acids in the clubs will be flashing a bottle of "1 million dollar champagne'', retail price 8k max, club price 30k max.

what do you do for a living?just curious

Mr Aboki: [b]Lol!!

Walahi Nigerians faa!!

I choose not to believe this news for the following reasons; I cant verify that this is Eleme. The author of the post clearly points out that this news is unverified. All we have here is a mentally unstable na`ked woman running around and bathing in a pool of muddy water. She could be just another one of the numerous mad women that walk around nak`ed in our country.

I have called my friend who works in Eleme refinery and and another one that lives in Aleto-Eleme to check if they've heard about this. Until this is confirmed to me by a more credible source, it remains what the author of the article called it; AN UNCONFIRMED STORY = RUMOUR..

NOTE: All this type of News always have the same elements; Dead body water, Mensuration blood & Pussiie juice.. As if these are the only components used for 'Buka juju'..

Did any other guy in the house see that bubble butt!! What a damn shame!!


_{Abeg Iya Basira!! Abeg give me 50 Naira rice, 50 naira Beans, 100 naira Kpomo, 100 Shaki, 100 Naira round-about, but 2 meat, and 2 yam. This your stew red o!! Put am well o! I go pay you credit!!} [/b]

we need more people like you in this country who think well atleast with this we still have some hope left.

[quote author=realities.com][/quote]na wah o,this one no follow o,no be hall 3 wey fire burn some years back be this,e no follow for today riot abeg.

tellwisdom: Does UYO have university??

dude like seriously?