₦airaland Forum

Congratulations Nigerians.

Your president has a longer convoy than that of America and Russia.

Don't forget to pay your taxes.

We need to fuel those vehicles.

Hahahaha

Apc.

They absolutely do not rate us.

SmartPolician:
When people don't have the mental capacity to handle wealth, they become extremely foolish. LeBron James is a foolish man.

Lebron is even good.

Another basketball player who is barely 25 yrs old was paying a porn star over $300,000 every month for spreading her legs for him.

People whose IQ can barely light a bulb are in control of obscene wealth.

You know the world is fuckeddd up when people can be extremely rich for working at a hobby.

Scientists and Engineers are slaving away in labs all over the world solving real global problems, while this clown gets to earn millions for throwing a ball into a hoop.

Awwalion:
Any WhatsApp group for this cohort of applicants?
Let's work together to make this work, not for everybody definitely, but for most at the end.

Create a WhatsApp group, put the number here and we will join.

gbishman:
She is such a true leader.

So if I wreck a company, and I resign.

Does that make me a great leader?

Pwettylinda:
Protect her at all cost
That's what a great leader does when he or she fails in his duty.

But Nigerian polithiefcians can never resign even when they are caught red handed stealing E.G Ganduje

Great leader?

Someone that failed in her primary duty.?

She does not get points for resigning. She failed in her duty.

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Who has attempted it?

Is there a WhatsApp group chat for this?

I got an email from shell for the VJT and ODVI.

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OSESUNATE:
They had life jackets. The jackets were faulty

It's even wrong to go sailing in those waters during the rainy seasons.

Life is fragile.
It's very very easy to die.

Don't lose your life foolishly.

Don't prove Charles Darwin right with your life.

That number 7 is the biggest contributor to chronic spinsterhood in Nigeria today.

Women that refuse to settle in their prime.

All the guys toasting them in their 20s were not tall enough, fine enough, rich enough, funny enough, not romantic enough, e.t.xc.

They were looking for that top 1% of men while time is going.

Until they got advanced in age, and faded away out of fashion.

Now they would settle for anything, when they should have settled in their prime.

TOPMAN4LIFE:
So you still believe court will remove tinubu,
You are too funny

If they want to do the right thing, they will and heaven will not fall.

A governor was removed by the court. It started one day.

A president can be removed by the court too.

Starboytwo:
that person you describe so much with hatred is your numero uno.

No matter the height of insult that will make Obi grace that events. Better rest. 8 years of gnashing of teeth no good for your mental health.

You are saying it as if your Nigeria is different from his Nigeria.

If Nigerians give tinubu 8yrs of presidency, the shame of it is collectively on all of you.

Tinubu no know your papa o.

randymirrors:
What if feelings are involved? Love makes us do and rationalise stupid things.

A classy woman respects herself and her fellow gender not to sleep with another man's husband and get pregnant three times.

She may be in love, but she is not classy.

lol.

This clown must be joking.

So he has forgotten yoruba lokan?
The bigotry and madness that he and his boys unleashed because of elections.

If the court throws him out, he would go back to default setting.

randymirrors:
Niyola is ugly? You must be blind and lack exposure. Go watch her on the Voice Nigeria on YouTube. She's not only beautiful, she carries herself with endearing class and judges with grace.

She is fine, but class is pushing it too far.

A classy woman will not knowingly abort twice and still get pregnant a third time for a married man.

Look at davido, tuface and even wizkid.

Their side-chicks and baby mamas are all Yoruba.

The ones they really married are the non-yoruba girl in their harem

And the Yoruba girls are perfectly fine with it.

Yul edochie wanted to play the same game.

Instead of the side chick to abort quietly and clean mouth, the girl blew the whole thing open and dragged him to the traditional marriage ground.

Yoruba girls need to upgrade.. Have some self respect.
How can a fine accomplished girl like that agree to be a constant cum dump for a married man?

Constantly aborting and still opening leg for the same man.
And it's very common.

It's not a must that you must adapt to the quality of men in your region.

One thing I like about Yoruba girls is that they have no qualms.

They are experts in sex-mating and side-chicking.

They know their place and they play it well.

It must be as a result of generations of conditioning by Yoruba demons, so they have adapted and accepted it.

Other girls would be looking for how the man would come and pay her bride price too and formally marry her, but not Yoruba girls.

As long as you can pay the bills, she is cool.

THUNDER4real:
Nigeria are hardest working abroad, not in Nigeria. I didn’t know I can survive 16 hours shift at a stretch, go home, sleep for 5 hours and work another 16 hours. In Nigeria I can’t do that because we are waiting for our fvkin government to pay us salaries. The 8hrs shift for a government worker is cruise in Nigeria, come in when you want and leave when you want.

You just enjoy vomiting nonesnse?

Go to oshodi alone and see hardwork.

juman:
Tinubu is experienced leader.
Asiwaju, the captain, the boss, the jagaban.
He will do well.
He has started doing well. Taking tough decisions.

The same rough decision that you people said buhari was taking initially for the betterment of the country.

So what are the good fruits of his rough decision?

Mismanagement and bad governance is what you clowns are calling "rough decision".

Ko ni ye.

FreeStuffsNG:
If what you have described above is suffering then you can never cope in Lagos from 1985 to 1998 niyen.

You are indeed the privileged generation who can buy phones, data and still come on Nairaland to while away time and even insult, cyberbully anyone who types a contrary opinion when you should be on a site carrying ponpon and embracing real VIRTUE of hardwork!

In your generation, someone who is suffering is someone who will rather beg for food and trek rather than give off social media. Nonsense and ingredient! You guys will be alright o las las because the era of lazy youth is gone! Asiwaju will not even call you lazy, he will force you to think , work and create solution to real social problems in exchange for money.

According to recently released statistic, Nigerians are the second hardest working people in the world.

We work the second highest number of hours per day.

You are a clown and may God deal with you specially.

He is no longer useful to the pdp.
They won't miss him.

His usefulness was tied to his governorship.

God gave us Peter obi but Nigerians said they want a thief and a scammer for president.

Una go hear am.

With each passing day, Nigerians prove the statistic that our collective IQ is 74.

It's obvious when you look at it.

That is less than the IQ of a mad house in America.

What is wrong with this clowns?

How many American movies require fbi permission before making scenes with FBI paraphernalia.?

They want to regulate a film industry they did not create?

Instead of this idiots to focus on political thieves.

All those European countries above Nigeria?

Lol

Fake statistics.

DMerciful:
The husband is saying the truth, nobody knows a wife more than the husband of over 30yrs. She compromised!

In sane climes, that woman's pension would have been stopped pending judicial review of all her cases.

And if she is found guilty of any slightest impropriety, should lose her full pension and face criminal prosecution.

Judicial corruption is a worse thing than executive corruption.

Much worse.

OGHENAOGIE:
the man should have known some Nigerians have fickle mind set and be quiet... Now he has drag his wife into unnecessary attention... He should have known some deranged pple especially obidient are waiting to feast on anything cos their Messiah is pursuing a Case in court

He should be quiet about corruption because tinubu know your papa or you are going to benefit something from it that obidients will not benefit from?

Which of the above is true for you?

Na your country matter you dey use play arsenal versus Chelsea?

You dull no be small.

One of the dumbest people I have ever read on cyberspace.