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Omo Eko:
Girl u are killing me with your comment . LMAO AUGUSTINO laughing my ass off.

This pic is funny and stupid

The picture is irritatingly funny, at the level of stupidity some can exhibit. La wa ooh

[quote author=I-man link=topic=55450.msg1147582#msg1147582 date=1180220950]I am the guy in the middle.Good guess with the name,I am Major Valentino

The paper was actually the co-ordinates for insurgent positions. [/quote]Ooh its good you're claiming to be a shameless scammer, kudos
Major?? Yea right - -  very soon, you might start believeing it too lmcao

Now please help me tell "Sylvester", he's a dunns And he should find better things to do than bring shame on our country
The position of "supposedly" Sylvester in the picture, should be one of someone looking at the papers but instead, our "dearest" Sylvester has a "goat for sacrifice" posture . . look at his legs sef. The guy is too dumb abeg!! I mean sylvester

No, thankyou

When i see such couples, It doesn't look appetizing to me, but let me not say "NEVER" yet, but i wouldn't want to, not on my "what do you want in a guy" list

oreofemi:
you don't have to say that cute ass ,i guess u know who is this.

And NO, i don't know "who is this", i just told him what i would have told/tell my dearest friend.
If he didnt see anything wrong with it, believe me he wouldn't have been here in the first place

But you on the other hand could have told us what you think too instead of "assuming i know "who is this"?? My guess?? you want him to stick to the "cheating girlfriend", right??


Well @ poster, you've heard now, abi??

[quote author=I-man link=topic=55450.msg1147474#msg1147474 date=1180218458]That picture is real That was our unit(I am the person in the background) in Nasariya,Iraq.[/quote]There are two of them in the background, which one are you??

I'm sure your own name would be "Augustino"

And the paper, what is written on it?? Names of your beaten and next targets?? lmcao

@ finemocha

I hope it works for her ooh becasue i used nair too, and mehn that was worse

After some days, come see "scratch", it was almost unbearable (but like i sad, we're all different with different skin-types)

I thankGod for "ladyshave"

chiegemba:
laughin so very hard "fallin off my bed" still laughin very hard, "Nigeria we hail thee"

Omo Eko:
plz don't stop laughing because i can't stop either. still laughing and can't stop

You girls should have mercy now, please stop laughing so that I can manage to stop too

Army?? Look at his head like sylvester , , , what am i even saying?? "Corporal, chief of the armed-forces Sylvester"

the copy and paste of his head look so whack, what a disgrace rubbish

What kind of thing is this now?? You're still loving and dying for her love?? My guy why now eehn??


Who sees blindness with their eyes and still choose to be blind??

I know you're in love, and i know how strong the power of love can be, believe me I do but dearie there should be a boundary now.

How can you in broad day light, with your two eyes wide open give someone the "ticket" to break your heart?? Haba

The truth is that, you're looking at the truth in front of you, you've even confessed it yourself, you're aware of your stupid role in the drama

My telling you to show the girl the door will be a waste of my hand-energy Cos you already know that that's the only "good advice" someone who really cares for you can give to you.

I don't live with you, so at the end of the day, no matter how many languages i use to tell you to walk the cheating excuse for a woman to the door, and shut it behind her and and never look back, , , ,  at the end of the day, you'll still do that which pleases your soul

But i still decided to spell it out for you, its your lucky day, now please don't make me regret saying those words, please.

If the girl cared any for you, she wouldn't continously cheat on you, knowing what bad effect it could have on you. That in my dictionary isn't love, its "manipulation of love" and i do not condone that . . but what can i do??

No one is above mistakes, but she's deliberately hurting you

Omo Eko:
I don't know where to laugh or not I can't stop laughing

No be small thing ooh

"Sylvester" my ass and foot

Foolish yeye boy, slowpoke excuse for a nigerian

Thats him, one of those "disgrace" to our country, the worst part is the way they think their 419asses are smarter than the person being scammed even someone with their eyes at the back of their heads will see the "copy and paste" method used on that photo *sighs*

Welldone @ hauwabd

neelsel:
Leave me o, abeg

Not possible

@ topic
Well, maybe he is a jamican, good for him.
What do i care anyway, but if he really is one, then i understand it would be frustrating having people call you "a liar" to your face everyday

@ naija_diva

Abeg leave the guy, maybe his greatest grand parents of 25 generations ago were jamaicans lol

[quote author=obo_nyunmi link=topic=55722.msg1146749#msg1146749 date=1180203742]At least he has rules u, your father and all your family 8 years and more - what have u done? what have your fathers done? will he do better - guess he will so steal money that Abacha's will be a toy game comparaed.[/quote]what does that have to do with his ugliness??

We were commenting his ugliness and old-looks, you were the one that came along to ask "your papa fine reach am?", as if that was the reason to why he was chopping our money and ignoring our country as if there was no tomorrow

I haven't done anything about it, but that doesn't mean i should approve of it or like him, or does it??

And since you're defending himso much, I just have to ask if he's your father . . if yes, sorry eehn, but please tell him we don't like what  he did to our country, chikena!!

@ dakmanzero

Thanks for the clear-up, but the fact remains that you're saying something and correcting what you said and yet you're not aware of it. Its cute sha, I'm liking you already

dakmanzero:
'Honey, I really love you. I love you much more than the SIX OTHER GUYS that have previously plumbed the depths of my Congo!!!!!!'

That's sarcastic, and you know it

Who says that??

Why on earth will a responsible girl go about shouting out her past escapades to any guy that is willing to listen?? Is it the daily news paper??

I don't think a virgin should make a song out of her virginity either, so?? Most virgins confess their virginity when matters concerning it arises, or when they're getting intimate with a guy

A non-virgin on the other hand, doesn't need to start listing the number of people she's been intimate with, but on the other hand she shouldn't imply she is one either

And why would a guy, if he really cared for you have "whether you're a virgin or not" as his no. 1 on the list of his priorital questions about you??
That's a one in a million instance.

dakmanzero:
look, eh, any man that has sense will not ask his woman how many she's had before him.

Exactly the point i was just trying to make!!

dakmanzero:
So if he goes ahead and asks, I don't see why any girl should wash her dirty linen in public.

Lets see what good that does, after the guy now sleeps with her, finds out she isn't what she claimed to be. Walks out the door, and becomes the no.7 on her list
If he has to know, you don't have to tell him the number, but don't imply you're a virgin . . if he can't leave with it, then he can hit the road sooner than later

dakmanzero:
Its easy to get all idealistic and say 'well, if he really loves you, he wont mind that youve been stepped on, crupmled up and trampled into thedirt before' but JUST GO AROUND ON NAIRALAND AND READ THE HYPOCRITICAL NONSENSE THAT GUYS POST ON A DAILY BASIS!

with one side of our mouths we advocate rampant fornication and with the other side praise virgins as if they are human angels!!!! THATS A DEVILISH DOUBLE STANDARD

There's no need trying to find it easy getting all "idealistic" as you call it, Cos it is easy.
Virginity is an achievement and should recommended and given credit, but that doesn't make a non-virgin any less adorable or worthy, does it??
Quoting what my darling chiegemba said on some "virginity" thread, people loose their virginity for different reasons and to different circumstances

and I'm sorry to say, but being a nice girl and broadcasting your past escapades will FAIL IN THE REAL WORLD!

Like i said earlier, no need to broadcast it, but no need to pretend it never happened or lying about it, Cos when the otherwise has been proved, you'll only come out looking stupid and not to mention "a liar" too, which isn't ideal.
The guy might see you  as one of those with the lowest self-esteem, and that you're ashamed of who you are, which you shouldn't be.

dakmanzero:
And I wouldnt be the guy in question because guess what:
I DONT GIVE A SH*T !!!! (words of M Bison, Gawd rest his soul)
Virginity is worth nothing to me. Its just another variable.

Good for you

Its a prefence thing, some want virgins, some don't. Why should she kill or beat herself over someone that doesn't appreciate her for who she is

dakmanzero:
Oh, and cute-ass, apology not neccesary!  Its a privilege u get for having a cute nairaland alias and a pink 'f' beside ya name 

akinwunmi:
Her LIES and most of all her BEHAVIOUR

Don't remember the person's short comings during the good times, at least not without giving it a fair shot.

Her "lies and behaviours" were there when he was struggling and she was being by him, now he owes her to try and help her come off her "lying horse", i dont condone liars, but who's perfect??

Neither am i suggesting he stay with her forever if she doen't choose between him or the lies, but he should know he's tried, that's all

bigbooty:
cute-ass:
thank you for your honesty and directness. I appreciate it. You are right, I need to make a decision. Maybe that is what I needed, somewhat to tell me like it is. I have tried to justify all his actions, but I need to face the truth.

Exactly, no matter how much you turn it around, twist it, bend it (like becham ), or put it upside down, the truth wouldn't change.

Justifying it doesn't make it any better, neither does giving deaf ears either.

So i wouldn't tell you to leave him or stick with him (you have kids, which make it a Lil bit more complicated)

But as they say, he she who wears the shoe knows where it pinches him her most

[quote author=obo_nyunmi link=topic=55722.msg1146412#msg1146412 date=1180194765]your papa fine reach am?[/quote]If he wasn't breaking down our money, as if it were some "mathematics equation", we wouldn't have given a damn about his ugliness.

My dad is breath-taking BTW, unfortunately we can't say the same about yours

otuonye:
@cute-ass

LOL. I think the Igbo translation for his name is more befitting. What ya think? Anyway, I love the way you did the translation; are u Igbo?

JOJO

Yes ooh dearie, a proud one as a matter of fact

chiegemba:
even with d whole money "ageing process" can't pass him by

LMAC_uteAO , chiege please eehn darling, don't choke me with laughter, abeg, i take im name beg you


Seeing his photo reminded me of what some igbos have translated his name to be lol

Olusegun (Olisiego)
Obasanjo (Obusonjo)

Olisiego Obusonjo = "Looking ugly, after squandering our money"


@ Chumakk

I like him too for the reason you stated, but from rumours, the person he's handing over too isn't much better, but i guess time will tell

@ bigbooty

I'm not trying to be harsh or anything, just trying to understand, so i'm sorry if i come out otherwise (don't have intentions to)

You have 4posts, all 4 are threads you opened to tell us about your "west aftrican" husband and your two kids with him, you never come back to add or respond to the advice you get

On each thread, you've gotten advice to last you a life-time, some talk in support of him and some talk against him

I think its high-time you sorted out your problems, use the time you use in stating all those problems and sit down to think in the best interest of yourself and your kids.

there are two options, either to stay or walk, but at the end of the day, you're the only one that could take that decision, nairaland can only help you to an extent and from the sound of things, you already know the obvious

You just have to make a decision and stick to it, damning the consequences

akinwunmi:
ACTION dey say SPEAKS louder than d voice.

Which action if i may ask??

masterpwar:
cuteass what kind of security is that?

spam/bulk now

Seriously, for these "the real thieves are not the ones with guns", if they don't have your addy, then you can atleast prevent them from striking

@ niceuzor and kitaun

The guy said "Guess what? I am back"

I can't find anywhere he stated "welcome to the market sqaure, come curse yourselves out"

Please nuff of the hard love

@ menka

If all the feelings and motives and thoughts are in their right places, then why the hell not?? I believe love conquers a lot, just as long as the other "requirements" on the "recipe" of a successful marriage is there too.

Like i said earlier, 17 is a lot but when its between a 30 and 47, it might not be that noticeable, esp. if the guy takes good care of his health and looks. Age they say is just a number but they should be prepared to go the extra mile to sustain what they have. Its just one of the sacrifices of love though, nothing out of da blue
They wouldn't be the first, but whether it works out or not, is all in their hands

If he's all she's ever wanted and dreamt of, then she should go for it

I wish her luck and God's guidance

otuwe:
thank you very much dearie i would be so grateful if you get it for me, there will definitely be life.
i would keep checking this thread till august.
thanks alot. you can send me your email address and i will drop my address and phone number.

chao,

Sounds like a plan and deal to me

[quote author=I-man link=topic=55197.msg1144869#msg1144869 date=1180128912]@cute-ass

I am a minnow when compared to your overwhelming intellect,experience and sagacity. Who am I to question you? [/quote]Exactly

[quote author=I-man link=topic=55197.msg1144396#msg1144396 date=1180119182]@cute-ass

Am I supposed to read all that? [/quote]No, You're only supposed to read the part adrressed to you, the rest is meant for someone else
The @ topic post is obviously not for you, and being as smart as you claim to be (knowing the advisable and "unadvisable" ways of life), you should have figured that out yourself, or don't you think??

omega25red:
I don't believe this story it sounds too much like Jerry springer than real life

but if its true he needs to tell his father that cheating LovePeddler needs to be put on blast for the whole world to see

What next??

The story might be untrue from the poster's side, but it happens everyday Even worse cases

No matter how experienced the guy is, someone did the job to get him that far, they were all virgins once . . see nothing wrong with it.

If every other thing is in its right place why not??


Having an experinced guy is a good thing, but no one knows where the "boat of love" will land them, BTW what will it benefit me to have an "experiened" guy that sucks in all other things??

And i know a million will come in to say "not a chance in hell" or "hell to da no" or "hell will have to freeze over" or "when the pigs fly"

And i respect their views and opinions, just that
The truth is, we don't always live up to our mouth- wagging until we've been in the situatuon. Then our once "NEVER" changes. . my anwer is if he's all i want in a guy, my dream guy, then I'll be more than glad to walk the journey/path with him

The question is, Is he willing to learn?? If not, then we'll be singing a whole different song