₦airaland Forum

LOL. . .seems you just woke-up from deep slumber that you just realized there is a conspiracy??

Good riddance to odious rubbish!

ayettymama:
lolling at mr biggs

is that where they take the girls now??

London woman. . .c'mon don't be so condescending! So because you have McDonalds in your backyard. . .Mr. Biggs and the ladies who are going there are now the butt of your joke! Take time o. . .

Go and get laid and spare us the whining!

Some WOMEN on NL keep changing their profile pictures every now and then! Methinks they're trying to hard. . .HAHAHA. . .e.g. R. . .u^^

michelin89:
Take lyfe as an example. He knows when to drop the ball.

You're obviously NOT gonna persuade anyone with your viewpoint since you get all so testy about this subject! How many people you wan "fight"??

Naija! Naija!! Naija!!! Man. . .I just tire! OMFGoodness!

The Governor of this state steals billions, immediate past governor stole billions, all highly placed in the state steal in the state steal billions. . .one regular Joe stole peanuts (no excuse for a thief really) and he will repay with his wrist amputated? What work will he be able to do then, assuming he ever gets a job? Meanwhile, the Shariah Police is ranka dedeing the super stealers? LOL. . .Naija!!

Hahaha. . .this baboon buffoon is long dead and gone to his 'grave'. . .yet he was grandstanding on squash? I challenged him to even just one game of squash and he declined! Liar, liar. . .now ON FIRE!

Didn't some mumus say this ignoble ignoramumu will return and live his days? (Paroh_Frey, Depilot, etc) Anywayz, na here we dey. . .we will see!

This is one biatch that this bobo has been fuc/ked to blazes by some privates! LMAO!

^^^^ Quite a number of ladies here tired of waiting and desperate for reasons why their previous/current/future boy friends have/are/will refuse to commit. . .LOL! Make una no go take ojuju winchi the guy to marry you by force sha o. . .

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=329785.msg4844174#msg4844174 date=1257147671]in war, once a supply route is cut off, u are just about win the war. cut the supply[/quote]WOW!! See how men dey bulalah Nairaland chicks. . .LOL. That guy seems so sex-starved. . .na one drum of akamu he put inside. . .the abunna. . .HAHAHAHA!

ihsann:
Dont have one but still, to anyone like that I would make her life hell (on the sly) so it's her who goes and it aint none of by business!!  
Or to be more grown up just try to get along wit her;  let her go out as much as possible e.g takin grankids out ect. so you aint both eva left alone together so you dont argue, make sure theres as little possible chances of confrontation.

Dumboe airhead. . .MAY you NEVER have ONE for your EVIL statement!

Crappy thread from a forking pathetic loser! Get a life omoale!

Insanity is shitting on you dumboe!

By thunder. . .may all the WOMEN who think they can ill-treat a woman who kept the man you married in GOOD shape from during his youth to when he could make his decisions NEVER get a WORTHY husband! You scums of the earth disgust me! Are you you bastards insane or accursed? How can she 'over-stay'? A woman who trains and supports his own son to achieve to the highest possible is now 'over-staying'? A woman who had houses before you even finished school is now over-staying in your house of evil! Look, that marriage CANNOT and WILL NOT be blessed if you ill-treat the woman!

Except if she does really bad things to your marriage, she CANNOT over-stay and for you to even think such thoughts, you have invited curses on your self and marriage! When your sons are married too, YOU will get the same thing several times over! Useless ingrates!

sweetpie23:

^^^^^^^^^^^ Disappointed??

Some of the girls here are VERY silly with their arrogant, pompous and elitist comment! Who do you think you sorry asses are? So, if a guy sees you on the street and he is inclined to talk, should wait until the uncertain day he meets you in your father's house? Makes you question some girl's way of thinking! Any wonder 99% of you will end up as second and third wives? In fact, single forever and loving it?? You claim to be educated but you are unable to get your mind into the realities of living in a modern world! Okay, here you have it: may you never be approached on the street again or in any public place but in your father's house! LOSERS!

How nice that I NEVER have to worry with dense brains like your pathetic selves! Eeeeewwwwww!!

(Caps Lock) insanity is ravaging your soul and maggot-infested brain! get a life loser!

When will someone blow the mobile ambulance to smithereens. . .with dead corpse Yar-super-stupi.d inside?? LOL

[quote author=naija_swag link=topic=388479.msg5397208#msg5397208 date=1264605207]Sending you letter to the US ambassador in Nigeria will make more sense.[/quote]Illiterate. . .did you read:

* I am requesting those who are in agreement with the contents of this letter to replace my name with theirs and mail a copy each to Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, US Secretary of State and John Kerry, Chairman of US Foreign Relations Committee and Russell D. Feingold, Chairperson of US Sub-committee on African Affairs at the addresses indicated below. Unfortunately, the State Department will not release Mrs. Clinton’s email address. I know this will be a problem for those in Nigeria but you can only try your best. Further inquiries can be directed to me at majekadega@gmail.com

First, this is more of a romance intoned inquiry, which does not fit into the culture section. I will appreciate all responses but please make it honest as this is important to me!

Although I have lived in Nigeria before, I admit that I do not know the peculiarities of women from Arochukwu (or Abia State in general). There is this lady who I really like and I interested in knowing some things about her place. Are there any known spiritual/religious issues with people from this area? What things are they known for? Are they troublesome people or peace-loving? Are they any strange myths which I should be aware of?

I saw the following post on NL and this is the kind of thing that I am wary about:

I've tried to pretend like nothing is wrong in my village when it pertains to 'juju' but i cant any longer.
There are extremely wicked people in my village.
I know its a common thing, but maybe mine is exceptional.
I hail from Abia State.
Isuikwuato L.G.A, although i'll just stop short of calling the village.
You dare not, i repeat DARE NOT prosper in my village, cos it could cost you your sanity, or/and your life.
The 'technique' being employed now is, if you decide to come home, you have to cut the figure of someone who is extremely wretched, and should have tales of WOE to back it up.
Then and only then will you be spared. Unbelievable, but true
How about your own village?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-363283.0.html#msg5068920

NLanders, respond to this thread oooo

Very long post without proper paragraphing. . .wonder what kind of students are in Naija of today or is it a case of laziness to write properly?

The foo.l is a dead man on life support! What celebration on the day this accursed son of the devil meets his mentor the devil??

Lately, we have been inundated with news, rumors, innuendos and all that we thrive on in Nigeria about a planned return of the president to Nigeria from Saudi Arabia. Of course we all know the mischief and deviousness behind this hurried return of the man to Nigeria. His kitchen cabinet is still bent on subverting the Constitution; they are still hell bent on holding on to power. They are still determined to continue with the status quo where everything and all things are done on ad hoc basis. Of course we have gone the full circle. He is no longer watching his favorite European soccer team on television, He is no longer asking after the well being of the Green Eagles, neither is he asking for Fura de nunu his favorite dish. He went on to speak to the BBC, really? He supposedly signed the budget, yeah right, and then he spoke with the three top officials in Nigeria, ( na lie). Now, his family and his kitchen cabinet want to return him to Nigeria on life support machine and keep all prying eyes out of the state house in Abuja while still practicing 419 in his name.  He will be the first president in the history of the world who will be the bogeyman. You may feel him but not see him. Only in Nigeria.

How on earth will a man on life support machine be able to do anything? In all fairness to this man, he never did any of those things attributed to him. He never signed any budget, he did not speak with BBC and we intend to institute a legal action against BBC for this fraud. We want those participants in the fraud to be relieved of their jobs and for BBC to tender a public apology to Nigerians for the insult and for violating our constitution. The man on a life support machine cannot do anything but wait for a recovery or death. It takes only 6 minutes for a man to suffer irreversible brain damage in the event of hypoxia.

Life support means a patient is kept alive by medications or and equipments. In that instance, the patient either has a single or multiple organ failure. He/she would die without assistance. Most of the time, the organs that are in failure relate to respiratory, cardiovascular, the G.I system, or renal system. As it is now, our president has 3 of these present in him. He is a dialysis patient, he has autoimmune disease, and he was in cardiac arrest before he was airvaced to Saudi Arabia in a hurry. It is also possible for the brain to fail or even the central nervous system to be compromised to necessitate a life support system.

When a patient is in respiratory failure, he will need a ventilator to breathe as we have heard about our president. His long and extended stay in the ICU portends a lot of danger. That means his acuity and neuro status is very poor hence his life support status. In that case, his family may not realize that the man is in a vegetative state, and that he is not the one having spontaneous respiration. The rise and fall of the chest these people are seeing is not the man breathing, rather it is the ventilator forcing oxygen into him and so without it he will EXPIRE IN A SHORT TIME. Turn off the machine and the man will die within a few hours.

He is susceptible to infection, because even the endo tracheal tube in him and connected to the ventilator can only last for so long. His case can be compared to that of Mr. Ariel Sharon of Israel who suffered a brain attack and has since been on life support machine. The difference is that his country and family did the right thing. They had a smooth transition and Israel has gone on to prosper. In the case of Nigeria, because we are held captive by a thieving cabal. Power still resides in the hands of a man who is technically dead.


President yardua has too many ailments to contend with to allow him govern a vibrant nation like Nigeria. If he is on a life support machine that means among other things he will have a LEFT VENTRICULAR DEVICE in view of his cardiovascular problems. That device will do the work of his heart while the heart is giving a chance for a come back in layman's language. He is on dialysis for his renal failure; He is likely depending on parental nutrition for feeding either through a G. I. Tube or through a central line. With ALL THESE MACHINES HOOKED UP TO HIM IS IT NOT CLEAR TO ANY DISCERNING PERSON THAT THIS MAN IS DEAD AND ALIVE? IS THAT THE MAN EXPECTED TO NEGOTIATE OUR REMOVAL FROM THE AXIS OF TERROR? IS THAT THE MAN WHO WILL SPEAK WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA? AND IS THAT THE MAN WHO WILL SUPERINTEND THE 20/20 VISION. Look, let us be honest, the PDP lack 20.20 visions. It is a party with notorious allergy to introspection. If the fish rots, it starts from the head.

Reports have it that the   only reason why his family wants to bring him home is to beat the 14-day dead line by the Abuja High Court. They should not worry; No one respects court opinions in the PDP. They are a party of vagabonds who fear neither man nor God. There are rumors that the even the Saudi government is cooperating with the Yar'dua family to frustrate the people of Nigeria by not granting visas to those delegated to go and see the man in Saudi Arabia while Turai and his family conclude arrangements to bring him back to Nigeria. That is why the National Assembly members have not been able to travel on their assignments. I see they are either too dumb or too greedy to see through the ruse.

This man may be returned to Nigeria and hidden away in Aso rock. No one will see him, He will be hooked to several machines, he will remain in vegetative state while his signature will continue to be forged by his kitchen cabinet and the looting will go on till 2011. It is on good authority that the family has acquired an ambulance FORD E-250 WITH ICU EQUIPMENTS. The ambulance landed in Nigeria, MMA on Jan 20, and reached Abuja on Jan. 23 instant.  All what is left now is for the near vegetative president to be airvaced to Nigeria. The man is out to lunch. He does not know where he is, or what day of the week we are in, but Turai and his children in conjunction with some inner circle members keep up the charade. The   Saudi doctors reportedly gave his family the AMA FORM (AGAINST MEDICAL ADVISE) form to absolve themselves of any blame in future.

Now, the issue becomes why these people have this sense of entitlement. Why do they feel Dr. Jonathan cannot and should not even become the acting president of Nigeria? Once again, it is not about Jonathan as an individual, it is for the collective good of all and for upholding the constitution. If we go on like this and set this bad precedent, it will come back to hunt us in a few years. It is the ghost of Babangida and Abacha and their misrule that gave birth to this monster. If we do not curtail this madness now, it will give rise to worse Frankenstein and we will all be worse off for it.

If this woman called Turai know in her heart that it is good to have excellent medical services, why did she not made the attempt to even equip one single hospital since she became the first lady, even in her native Katina state? Why has she not encouraged her husband to give opportunities to our doctors to go for advanced training, why run to Germany and Saudi Arabia every time for care?  Why not spend money for hospitals in Nigeria, a nation where 144 women die in childbirth daily (WHO) report. Now the shoe fits on the other leg and she is running scared.

Besides, the money being spread around to bribe people to subvert the constitution is enough to build primary health care centers in many states. However, since the leadership in Nigeria does not see or regard the masses, they do what they like, they carry on as they wish because they do not have to account for their misdeeds. Who is responsible for monies paid to marabouts to bring back the man mysteriously/ who is paying for all those indolent people who call themselves prayer warriors? Praying on false hood? Am afraid God will not hear such prayers.

I feel sorry for these people and am happy for Nigerians in the same breath. Feel sorry for them because they are whipping a dead horse. Happy for Nigeria that there is an increasing crack in the PDP. Read Olusegun Obasnjo who is the master of revisionist history. Others like the governor of Niger state are reported to have openly called for the invocation of the Constitution and enthronement of Jonathan. In the next weeks, we will see more defection from the ranks of Turai and co and the ground will open and swallow them up.

In the interim, the man remains on life support and Nigeria is tied to the same machine.

Source: http://www.saharareporters.com/articles/external-contrib/4948-yarduas-proposed-return-to-nigeria.html

This guy MOST-LIKELY was the first to "love" and fuc.k you. . .no surprises here!

Terrible! I am not surprised. . .Nigeria is the devil's lair! Well, I will see who comes on here to say GOD should catch the killers. . .while I am sure GOD himself is waiting for Nigerian leadership to deal with this kind of situations themselves!

For as long as people pray silly and ignorant prayers on Sundays and Fridays while not doing the right thing, for so long shall assassinations continue without any hope of catching and punishing the culprits!

MOFO. . .what good thing have you got to say about this?? As.s-hol.e fuc.king stooge!

AC gov candidate, Dipo Dina, shot dead

By Lekan Adetayo and Ademola Oni, Published: Tuesday, 26 Jan 2010

Action Congress governorship candidate in the 2007 elections in Ogun State, Otunba Dipo Dina, was late on Monday evening shot dead by yet unknown gunmen near Sango Ota.

Dina, according to security sources, was attacked while returning from Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital, to his home in Lagos.

An aide of the politician told one of our correspondents on phone that Dina, who was locked in a fierce legal battle with the Ogun State Governor, Otunba Gbenga Daniel, over the outcome of the 2007 poll, died from the wounds he sustained in the gun attack.

“Dipo Dina is dead, his corpse is at the hospital in Ota,” the aide, who asked not to be named, said.

At 11.55pm, the Ogun State Police Command‘s spokesman, Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi, said that he had called the area commander in charge of Ota several times but that his calls were not answered.

Adejobi said he had received calls from friends and associates of the politician seeking for confirmation of the incident. He, however, refused to comment further.

However, National Publicity Secretary of the AC, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, who spoke with one of our correspondents, said whether assassination or robbery, the latest killing had shown the level of insecurity in the country.

He said, “Given the political battles he has fought in the last two years, it makes all politicians feel unsafe. And going by the records of such killings, such killers are never found.”

Our correspondents also gathered that the assailants crossed his car, a sports utility vehicle, in front of the Convenant university and attempted to take him away but were resisted by the people around. It was in the process the attackers rained bullets on him.

A police source disclosed that Dina’s vehicle was driven away by the killers after the attack.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201001264205840

Terrible! I am not surprised. . .Nigeria is the devil's lair! Well, I will see who comes on here to say GOD should catch the killers. . .while I am sure GOD himself is waiting for Nigerian leadership to deal with this kind of situations themselves!

For as long as people pray stupid and ignorant prayers on Sundays and Fridays while not doing the right thing, for so long shall assassinations continue without any hope of catching and punishing the culprits!

I don't hold brief for Seun or Nairaland. . .but you are a big fuc.king and empty-headed FOO.L for making a mountain out of a mole-hill! If you are unable to handle something on a public forum, then keep away and spare everyone the eyesore you definitely are! LOSER!

This is the kind of questioning that leaders get in the developed world. . .and I don't see anything "insulting" in how this question was asked. To start with, stupid Maduekwe and Nigerian leaders have gone beyond insulting and abusing Nigerians that they can never make a claim to not getting a taste of their own medicine!

The SR reporter was obviously fiesty and zealous so asking tough questions of this minister in the way they understand it is very well in order! In the west and developed places, the leaders respect their citizens, regardless of age or position and would expect to be questioned accordingly. The reverse is the case in Nigeria. In fact, how often are government officials heckled and booed while making a speech or appearing at an event in the West? Here, after doing your "best", you must still be ready for the really hard questions!

The useless minister asking for security to deal with the questioner in the view of the whole world completely tells how Nigerian leaders think and abuse power! The power this fool purports to exercise derives ultimately from the electorate (people) but when the super-useless UMYA stole himself to power, what can you expect of his ministers?

Where is the demented fool Paroh_Frey? I am back and now the battle against your evil soul continues! Where is Depilot?? You guys cannot hide for I must find you and overtake!