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Nigeria is now officially the comedy central of the world.


Imagine what came up as an advert in the papers, what a country.

I won't be surprised if the fight and killing was over one dirty, ugly small girl who will be feeling like miss world right now.

Wow

Blood of Jesus!!! If this man with white beards is 31years, then i believe i still ain't even born yet?


HABA!!! Shuuuuu!!!

Ùnu abụọ la chi.

SweetSmartSexy:
My new crush. Comman make me ur baby mama. Together we'll make tiny little champion(s)

you see una life? One slap from this guy and even the morge won't accept the unfortunate individual's dead body, na im you wan go be im babymama?


OK kwantinue

This one na ajebo yab na, if I paste online wetin me and my best friend ever dey do to ourselves ehh, una go hail. Even his wife don tya for our matter.

exlinkleads:
Ladies have no chills this days. I mean, what is the fuss really about? Ladies go to church and believe the words in the bible and yet when you mention that man is the head of the family, they pick offence. What is happening in our world today?

Facebook user, Tina Michelle Obiora, seems not to be concurring to this norm in Nigeria that a man is the head of the family and has advised teachers, social studies teachers actually to desist from teaching students such ‘Nonsense’.

See her post below and people's reactions

‘Social studies teachers should stop teaching our kids that fathers are head of the home! I didn’t send my daughters to school for a teacher who is still stuck in stone age to teach them to accept patriarchy as a norm! We need to start suing schools! Nonsense!!! MUM AND DAD ARE THE HEAD! Milly’

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/04/nigerian-lady-blast-teachers-who-teach.html

This woman is definitely not a well human being. I love it when I hear feminist talk this trash,ask her to share the bills of the home now, she will be like "honey it's your responsibility to take care of the finances of the home." Anyway, I see single motherhood in someone's future.


That Beijing women's conference of 1995 is the genesis of all these rubbish.

I kinda like the picture in a very weird way. But I definitely ain't doing that ever.

ZUBY77:
You know all them oil bunkers, local refineries etc all over South South,
All them oil being sold illegally in the bight of Biafra,

Did you think the touts that are being arrested and killed are the owners?

Dude is a rogue.
He is still standing because he helps the government to snitch on rivals.

Agreed ayiri lives an extravagant lifestyle, and he has ties with many politicians, but calling him a rogue leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Please don't say what you don't know. From what I can observe, you've never been to Warri, but you are making strong assumptions and calling it fact.
The guy above me named a few of his companies, he even has a tankfarm.

adam500hr:
Hi nlanders, great morning to you all, of recent, have been suspecting my wife. She suddenly asked me for over 2million to pay rent for a new place to continue her biz, in which I declined for good reasons, because the place I had set up for her is just a year old and I spent alot on another mans property, yet no profit has even come out of the biz to even say it services part of the family's responsibility. Knowing fully well I rarely say no to her request, she felt more bad that I insisted on the decline. Infact she told me she was going to take a loan, I said if she does, my hand nor dey there, I said she should have patience like a year more that I will finance it, but she keeps saying the vacancy she saw is an opportunity that she does not want to lose it, I still maintained my decision of declining.


One night, she said she'll need my psychological support on the loan she wants to take, I replied that I cannot offer psych support on what I disagree upon, then she said I dont want to help her at all, that how much did I even spend for the first business, that is it up to 2 million, in which I spent more than. At that moment, I knew the wife I married was an ungrateful one, I just told her point blank that she should go for the loan and loan more to fix the place and buy everything she needs, then after she repays the loan, I'll blv shes a true business man and that I'll financially support anything she decides to do thereafter. She said well, I am scared of the loan, but she'll by whatever means get the money, I replied saying, whatever means u plan on getting it, make sure its clean.

Few days after, I figured out shes no longer interested in orgasm during sex, she just gives me and thats it, I already knew shes probably thinking too much and overworking herself to bring about a solution to where the money was gonna come out from, so I asked her why she has not been interested in orgasm, she said I should know that shes been working on some "BLOW JOBS" say what? She said u know have been working on some projects to get money to continue the biz, I said but u just said Mouth Action, she no I didnt say anything as such, Nlanders, If I lie make i nor see better, that was what came outta her mouth, but I am not concluding anything, just that its strange for such mistake to have been spewed. Though I got suspicious and decided to follow up on her. She has been talking to someone in secret, when she sees me she stylishly and quickly hang up. So I decided to make a very risky and rash move, that would either pay off, or ruin things. I yelled I know what u have been doing, you are a hoe that can never be trusted, that I think am done with this marriage. She got really worried that why would i call her such bla bla, she could not sleep that day, that gave me more reason to feel sumtin is probably going down, next day she sends me a text saying for me to keep calling her a hoe that she must have done something that warrants itm but she does not want to be referred ti as that anymore, and there is something am not telling her though.

I told her, I will break the news of what I know when the time is right, she then replied after two days of emotional trauma that she has finally decided to take the bold step to make my life and hers easy, she dont intend to create no drama, that all she needs me to do to avoid her getting any embarrassment from me, (what she meant is not letting people know why am calling her a hoe) is she wants me to let her know the terms and conditions with the kids and any other thing i think she should know before-hand. She also stated she would have loved to stay for her kids, but her emotions and health is failing her.

Nlanders, though I took a big risk, but isnt my confrontation with just 40% proof brought about a revelation that something has indeed happened from her response? I need candid response here as I am about to take my own decision, I cant stand a cheating wife biko.

OP, seriously I am now scared. I'm about to propose to a 25year old girl that has been entitled all her life, she even went to one of these private universities owned by a church. She has never experienced or struggled for anything in life unlike me wey be retired street. I am actually planning on opening a not too small business for her, now I believe say na office work sure pass.

PS: Sorry for not contributing, I am obviously not married yet so honestly don't know what to advise, but personally, judging from my temper it won't be easy. I just learned a valuable lesson from this post. Thanks.

Another tanker drivers strike is imminent. Soldiers belong to the barracks not in the streets and check points, driving through Nigerian roads makes you feel that Nigeria is under siege.
We need to get our acts together in this country, let peace reign and then we can get the military back to the barracks.

I haven't had any transactions with Access Bank, will try them out soon to get a feel of their service if good I will open an account with them.

Diamond Bank customer service is so good they will lovingly tell you to go fucck yourself over a deduction/unnecessary bank charge, you will actually go home happy feeling like a king . I so love Diamond Bank.


The worst is Ecobank, UBA and First Bank(especially First Bank in Effurun, I almost fought with one teller at their PTI road banch).

emniceeey0649:
abeg wetin her make up do u... Why is it that we no dey see d Good in ppl, how many times have u visited motherless home?...

True beauty radiates even without makeup. I am not against makeup, hell I buy them for my girl and I know how much I spend on her hair too for her to look good,but there should be moderation in everything we do. I remember beauty pagents was used to celebrate natural beauty and intelligence, not what we have today. Take a good long look at her and tell me if you honestly see true beauty. Sorry for my bluntness, that's just me.

On the orphanage homes visits, you don't expect me to publicise how many times I visit them. I follow the Bible instructions of "that thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly" Matthew 6:4.(KJV)

She was set up, it's as clear as day. May her accusers never know peace and may death be far from them when they decide to end it out of guilt. May they never know sleep may the Deutronomy 28:16-66 never depart from their lives.

Syphax:
5)

this number 5 just kiied me
Oh sweet memories

I am an introvert myself, but it is just not easy getting a girl who recognises when you just need to be alone. I cherish my space and alone time.

iamDaisy:
stories if he doesn't like me the way i am he can please take a long walk.

Bae no vex o, why must we take a long walk? You no fit shorten the walk distance or even give us transport if the place far.
Na so you wicket ni?!!

emniceeey0649:
some ppl will never see anything good in what others do.. just imagine what u are saying Mr man... So all u can see is her make up right??

no vex Mr. Woman for not Sugar coating the truth for your sake. What else are you seeing there if not make-up and a poorly done publicity stunt. Do you know how many people donate land shaking amounts of money to the less privileged without making a show of it? On a serious note, how can someone with that massive amount of makeup on her face win any pagent whatsoever?


We truly need to stop promoting mediocrity in this country.

BTW stop mentioning me in your post or I go just change am for you.

All I see is make-up everywhere. This one follow for beauty queen?

OK kwantinue

EgunMogaji:
Hmmm....snakes are going to become extinct in Nigeria.

I seriously pray for that day to come very soon.

Ezionye:
Story if its workplace laziness. He or she is getting kicked out. No time

True my laziness starts and ends in the home o, I hate house chores with passion(product of being an only son). I never, I repeat I never joke with my job.

Leriebloom:
Lolz

you no wan butu abi? I will report you to upu

I am so not going to miss diamond bank

Airtel is and still remains the best.

I honestly consider myself lazy when it comes to working. The truth is that all I need is something to literally kick me in the butt so that I can kick start, but whenever I start you will actually be the person to beg me to stop.

A little motivation is all that's needed.

Leriebloom:
Uhrobo. Delta state

Oya, butu for ose

SEDUCTION with pheromones. I swear this perfume works wonders.

This is a cooked up cockandbull story. Even if it's true have the Europeans and Americans apologised for their own actions during slavery? Then Nigerians as a whole should also apologise to Liberia, Jamaica, West indies, Sierra Leone etc. All I know is this, slavery was a terrible part of our history and it should remain as a history, so also the postwar abandoned property saga. If the ikwerres insist that they are not Igbo, then they are not Igbo simple. Just kill this matter.

Since I started sleeping the way I came into this world, I swear, nothing feels better.

I still find it surprising that some men still batter their wives, it's just low.

There are so many very effective ways to discipline a woman than raising your hands on her.

ekanDamie:
architect and builders in the building pls I have pictures here showing the front view of our building
it started small and has enlarged to the extent the crack in the pics can now be viewed from inside, it's a see through.
please is there any explanation or solution to this menace?

(in a layman's language) I suspect settlement is the problem the foundation may have been good, but the soil around it may have settled and that makes the foundation want to slant, since concrete is brittle and can't bend the result is those cracks you see. Underpinning is the longlasting solution as someone suggested earlier, but for temporary, but"lasting" solution crack the walls open and insert reinforcement rods in them in cover up with a concrete mix.

This why I always advocate soil tests before erecting a structure.