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This OP wan kill me with laff dz early morning, even my neighbour dog don dey ginga because of the noise I dey make dz early morning wey I dey laff

Anyway here's my contribution.

akike:
Bla bla bla

I am very early in my twenties and I attend one of the best schools in the world....thanks to my wonderful dad and mum. I owe them to have a bloated sense of self, they didn't sacrifice everything for me to agree with foolish men.

I know they are proud of me

congrats, I know your twenty this year, next year you'll be nineteen, keep it up.

Women and their football age sef, mtcheeew!!!

akike:
Unfortunately

I am dad's first and only. He dotes on me like mad and he has given all his best to make me the woman that I am today, including a woman that can stand up to hypocritical men like yourself with bloated sense of self

Interesting, I'm an only child too, and I received the very best of everything you can imagine, and today I'm not only the pride of my family, but a man that sees women like you for what you truly are. A bunch of old cargoes with an over-bloated sense of self.

akike:
Whatever

Don't use derogatory words on mother's if you don't want then saying the same about your mum. It is a fair game.

Oh I'm just getting warmed up.

[quote author=akike post=38836113][/quote]Is that all you've got? I can see you have daddy issues, didn't daddy love you enough growing up? Aspect my condolence.

akike:
If calling out all mothers in a discuss that does not involve all of them in the first place is one of the attributes of a gentleman, then I need to recheck the dictionary to see if the meaning of the word ‘gentleman' has changed

eni4real:
Guys don't often refer to the lady's dad when notoriety of "all men" are discussed. Why must ladies make reference to the guy's mother on an issue like this? it's an insolent approach.

bros eni, you just took the words out of my mouth. Once these biatches get that they've been had, you hear stuff like, " you do dz sh*t coz you don't like yo mama". . Though I don't believe in love, the closest thing I can relate to love in my life is my mum. So fuuuuuuccck dz witches up in here talking trash.
OP just got y'all served.

akike:
If calling out all mothers in a discuss that does not involve all of them in the first place is one of the attributes of a gentleman, then I need to recheck the dictionary to see if the meaning of the word ‘gentleman' has changed

I never called myself a gentleman here, now, did I?

akike:
I am not betraying myself. I am very unstable but to say that I fall for what I hear or read will be the biggest joke of the century. It is my personality. If I were a guy, I will be a play boy but I am a lady.

if calling out someone's mum in a discuss that doesn't involve her in the first place is one of the attributes of a lady, then I need to recheck the dictionary to see if the meaning of the word "LADY" has changed.

OP, I don't get why your getting death threats from these girls. Wetin you do nah?
Truth hurts girls, get over it.

OP, thanks a lot, I now have a phobia for meat

All I can say is

IMO STATE NTOOOOO!!!

When during the campaign I told people to vote okoroawusa out, I was almost lynched, now the result is out for all to see. That murraphuka has turned my state into a personal property, so you guys just have to endure for another 4yrs of torment and torture.

Oktoberfest:
driven by buhari indeed,how many votes did his anioma people give him in delta pdp guber primaries?

It was Godwin Elumelu that contested the pdp gubernatorial election primaries not Tony Elumelu

greatness22:
"They cannot carter for the triplet" but they can fvck at night. Mtchewww

I weep for humanity when I see comments like these and others that show people deprived of conscience. My people say "no palmwine tapper leaves in the morning and asks his household to boil water that he will fall from the palm tree that day". If you can offer help please do and stop being so judgmental.

BTW, your flexing today, but if tomorrow you need help and nobody comes to your rescue, just remember that karma is a bitc##h.

Anybody that has an address of how to reach this couple and their bundles of joy please share it here I'll like to help.

softapples:
Wearing of trousers by Nigerian ladies has generated a lot of controversies. People have continued to argue if the practice is sinful or not.
Ladies on trouser?

While some churches welcome and promote it, others preach against it. Those who are against it base their stand on Deuteronomy 22: 5, which says: “The woman shall not wear that which pertains to a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

Churches, which do not condemn wearing of trousers by women, believe that grace has put an end to such law.

Some people, especially young females, decide the church they will attend based on whether wearing of trousers is allowed or not.

What I find amusing in all these fiascos about women wearing trousers or not is that in that same book of Deuteronomy 22:11 it says that you should not wear a garment of linen and wool together and also that wearing different colours is a sin or the verse 8 that says you must build a house with parapet or even verse 9 that says you shouldn't plant two different crops in the same farm?
So why do"pastors" conveniently avoid that part of the same chapter? That's hypocrisy if you ask me, so if you want us obey that law lets obey all of them and not a selected few.

BTW what that passage means is that either sex should not exchange clothes i.e. husband wear his wife's clothes or vice versa, because of the issues flowing from others body(menstrual flow in the case of women) so as not to make the other person unclean. Read your bible yourself and stop swallowing what they give you hook,line and sinker without first verifying it.

softapples:
Wearing of trousers by Nigerian ladies has generated a lot of controversies. People have continued to argue if the practice is sinful or not.
Ladies on trouser?

While some churches welcome and promote it, others preach against it. Those who are against it base their stand on Deuteronomy 22: 5, which says: “The woman shall not wear that which pertains to a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

Churches, which do not condemn wearing of trousers by women, believe that grace has put an end to such law.

Some people, especially young females, decide the church they will attend based on whether wearing of trousers is allowed or not.

What I find amusing in all these fiascos about women wearing trousers or not is that in that same book of Deuteronomy 22:8 it says that you should not wear a garment of linen and wool together and also that wearing different colours is a sin. So why do pastors"

JumiaQuickSales:
Poor guys been lamenting since 1900. you can't catch a well-to-do guy with such a post. Oya, Likes of op, join him in sharing your poverty-stricken experiences.....

Interesting! Chics resulting to golddigging since eve gave Adam that bloody fruit.
OP, you really catch the runs girls wey full NL, see as dem dey attack you with one voice.

Truth bitter shaaaa.

Rapmoney:
Starch and Owo soup? E be like say u be real Urhobo man o! . That babe must have been up to so many things!

Naaaa, I no bi Uhrobo, but area don enter my blood. You know how e be nah

Bros, me no fit crash for 2days as I dey reason say na ohmila wey I carry no bi smallie, even me self almost turn bambiala for the matter that night sef.

Rapmoney:
It shouldn't be an issue to debate on that 'love' and 'loyalty' are two different phenomenons entirely, yet, they go hand-in-hand with each other. Getting loyalty from the 'modern' Nigerian city girls sometimes, could be like the proverbial camel passing through the eyes of the needle, as projected by Christ in the Holy Bible!!! ...and especially, when your funds are low!

The average Nigerian girl that lives in the city might be a pain in the ass for you if you take her issues so seriously; carrying it on your head as if it was your destiny...especially, the flashy and trendy ones whose only dream in life is to surround themselves with as much material things as they can get . This situation might even prove worse when you are not aware of the ingredients that can bring about this loyalty. It is true that no one can be absolutely loyal, as other factors sometimes play their roles but disloyalty can be curtailed seriously when in relationship

1) She disappears during festive periods: If you are dating a Nigerian babe and she is fond of disappearing during festive times such as Christmas, New Year, Valentine's Day, Easter, Eide-Kabir, etc, just know she is the disloyal type. She fake herself to be so busy during these times and absolutely make herself unavailable to you! She's probably in the warm hands of another man who she feels can cater for her expensive taste and needs during the celebration season!!! Young man, you have no business with such a lady! I thought festive seasons were meant to be enjoyed together with friends and loved ones o:

2) She uses baseless excuses to explain her unavailability: Disloyal ladies hardly spend quality time with you except they stand to gain one material benefit or the other from you! To you, you are in a relationship. To them, it is 'business' as usual! . They always put the blame on rain, too much sunshine, breeze, traffic, friend's wedding, etc, to avoid meeting with you but just tell her to come and collect a large sum of money you promised her and she will happily take the next available cab even if the whole rain in China, Vietnam and Cambodia combined is nothing compared to the rain pouring in the area where she resides!!! . Observe watchfully, bro!

3) She is so familiar with the joints you have taken her to and the regular male visitors there: She would know the prices of the range of drinks they have and the amounts they sell the ranges of foods they have in these places!!! She attracts 'funny' eye contacts and body languages from male folks around often and she sometimes wave at them when you act as if you are not looking! . How did she come to know about these places and what they offer if she hasn't been taken to these places by different men on several occassions?

4) Her phone hardly rings in your presence: Yes! Funny as it sounds, it is true. It is a tactful act that you should be a aware of...'your' girl (everybody's friend) could be the disloyal type. If she switches off her phone, you might suspect so she might put an old sim card that no one calls to disguise as a 'good girl' in your presence. This is an expo...if you notice something like this too often when she visits, try to call her number on your phone and see if it goes. If it doesn't, don't try to bother her on why she is using another sim she didn't tell you about!!! Just know she is the disloyal type! You have an option...you can get up and dust your ass to save yourself further stress!!!

5) She spends your money but you can never see her penny: If she is the type that keeps her 20k to feast on your little 5k, just see her as disloyal! I wonder how some young men spend hugely on ladies who have never bought them a boxers or singlet before! Relationship is give and take. If she gives you sex and nothing more for the financial benefits she gets from you, then she's a pros!!! If not, what's the transaction between a guy and a pros? Money for hand=back for ground . After all, who yansh dor help abeg!

Shine your eyes and be a Realist!!!
In the name of success, all women are bound to be loyal and confess that you are the man!!!

OP, 1plate of owoh soup and starch for you. That #3 can be so disheartening. I once took one "smallie" wey I catch on a romantic date to one upscale restaurant in ph (imagine me feeling like a boss). After the waiter took our order, the manager of the restaurant walked to our table greeted my "smallie" with reverence and thanked her for coming again to their restaurant. She even went to the kitchen and gave them a tongue lashing when our food kinda delayed. To cut the long story short, I went home that day chastened, my "smallie" really big pass me.
#truestory

Jenny1010:
Guys are known to be open-minded and don't hesitate to give a simple, straight and direct answer to questions.. But, I still wonder why they go totally blank and sometimes furious when a girl ask them this one simple questions.


1. How much do you collect as salary every month?

Every monitoring spirit trying to invade my life, "DIE BY FIRE!!!"

OP, God go bless you wella for thread. Honestly, it's disheartening. Some students even abandon school for "church programs" and they expect to by some miracle to pass their exams.
The bible even says that " I will bless the works of your hands". So you have to have something in your hands to get blessings from it.

Those boobs are poisonous,
NAFDAC, do your job and quarantine the biatch!

figoperch:
The products being exchanged for money in your largest market in west Africa are all manufactured in Aba right? The goods sold there are also used in Aba and Onitsha alone right?

So there are no mud houses in igboland abi? Enugu-Awka-Onitsha highway is a death trap. Enugu-Portharcourt highway is a death trap. Even the metropolis of Aba, starting from Osisioma is nothing but ghettos.

Waka pass joor. Bloody flat head,flat nosed, plastic coke hawker

Did I insult you in any of my earlier post? Thanks for displaying the level of maturity you and your tribe have.

figoperch:
Which part of Igboland is developed?
You and your erosion ravaged land.
How many industries do you have in Igboland as compared to other 'LANDS' in Nigeria? Stop decieving yourself. The industrial infrastructure in Ogun state alone surpasses what you have in the whole SE zone.

Yes our lands have been ravaged by erosion, yes ogun probably has the highest industrial cluster in Nigeria.
But have you heard of aba? With Abia state never producing a former head of state or a president? Go to Onitsha and take a look at the machine fabrication workshops littered everywhere? Don't even get me started on the market in Onitcha being the biggest in West Africa. What have you done with your non erosion ravaged lands? That is apart from mud houses littering everywhere and Ogun "industrial cluster". We the igbos don't need federal government interventions to help us develop our homeland.

Thanks for your time.

QuotaSystem:
[b]1. Their political infancy and myopia was exposed to the people they like to imagine they are superior to once again.

2. The young destitute almajiri they always insult has rendered them and their entire political class irrelevant, immaterial and expendable in Nigerian politics.

3. It exposed their hateful and bigoted nature when it comes to politics which has now made other tribes detest them, and hampers their chances of a much needed alliance which could make an Ibo President possible. Now that dream is all but completely destroyed.

4. The SS have been able to show political maturity despite their sons defeat, and are now more politically relevant than the Ibos especially after clinching the second highest number of appointments including the NNPC GMD, Service Chief, CBN Governor etc. and cornering the first major project of Buhari's administration, the Ogoni clean up. All after using the Ibos who are still bitter despite not gaining any projects under GEJ.

5. The Yoruba have been proven to be the most politically sophisticated in the south once again through their alliance with the North which has blessed them with a VP, Speaker, Majority Leader, FIRS Chairman, Service Chief, Presidential spokesman etc. among many other political benefits like belonging to the ruling party which could favour them with regards to development....while the Ibos have nothing...

If na you, you no go vex? [/b]

When an animal is chained to a household for a longtime and fed crumbs from the master's table, even when freedom is handed over to it by removal of the chain, it always comes back to its place of captivity for the master's crumbs.
Yorubas own the oil companies, Hausas own NNPC and federal offices, leaving nothing for the igbos. The igbos who are ever resilient, took to business even after being robbed by awolowo your father.
Now, apart from Abuja, please tell me any other part of Nigeria as developed as igboland despite you lot having all the powers? Bearing in mind that the SE was razed to the ground during the civil war?

My SW friends, keep begging for the crumbs from the North, and let them keep using you guys as rags.

This is when the bus I was traveling in got stuck in the mud, and all of us came out to push it.


Trust me, not fun.

Cc: Ishilove, lalasticlala

This is just catastrophic.

7Alexander:
Wetin your fiance tell you? Gist us nah, nawa for you oo

Aproko, wetin u wan hear?

Well Op, for me that statement alone is a deal breaker, but what can I say? We humans differ. Even the bible says, "out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speakth".
Had an argument with my fiancee last friday, she said something that I for one never imagined would come out of her mouth. I called it quits last sunday, though I'm still in pains somewhat but better I encounter the pain now a solve it, than be married and in torture.

So Op use your head.

ibotic:
I am ibo and from Nnewi.
I am ashamed of my ibo people.
Nigerians should forgive us for our stupidity
We are just sorry because we are jealous of Yorubas
We wish we had an origin, history and culture like them.
We must be less cowardly and brave like Yorubas who plan better.
I say no to Biafra and I know we need Nigeria more than you need us.
Please just allow us to be shouting Biafra of the Internet because we are jobless.
Nairaland is all we have and even that is owned by a Yoruba man who is nice.
We must stop Okija, ritual killings, Osu issue, fraud, fake spare-parts etc
We know without you we cannot survive that is why we run to your land
Our shame and hopelessness in the face of your superiority is terrible.
Even Ijaws are now our bosses and we have been reduced to goats.

Chukwu Abiama o.......

Ka Amadioha
Samorika
Agwuishi
Aghikohu
Ogwugwu
Ikenga
Ogwumaga na
Isimuo nile na alaigbo gbagbuo kwa nwa akwuna aah



Iseeee!

The level of ignorance of some Nigerians is just mind blowing. Because some of us have university degrees we think we are kings. For those that are ignorant and still remain arrogant in their ignorance because you have a "bachelors degree" in whatever field, have you ever wondered why college of education and polytechnic graduates get jobs faster than university graduates? The answer is simple, polytechnic graduates know the practical aspects and college of education graduates are taught the psychology behind whatever course they are learning so as to communicate it better to their students/pupils, while in universities you are just taught theories.
For those saying colleges of education can't and shouldn't be upgraded to university status are just mischievous. These college of education students study an average of 20 courses a semester and most these schools run degree programs in the name of reputable universities in the country without inputs in terms of manpower from the said unversities and still churn out quality B.Ed graduates.
So our president should be educated on the demerits of what he just did.

Make una no vex ooo, but what da hell is tiwa doing in any list that involves pretty?

It's very possible, a classmate of mine had this exact type of result back then. He is a medical doctor now, the guy was and still is a genius, NMA gave him an award after his MBBS exams, they said he set a record or something. Simply put the guy is good.