osuofia2:
Cultism never pays, Agony of the Southern Youths. You cant find cultists in The North.
For his nick name to be Tata, that is to say the guy de handle gun well

Abeg, say what you know. Northern cultists no bi joke ooo.

olatade:
na family matter. e no concern me

Exactly

sageb:

osharena, you know that jakpa, deco, ugbolokposo is rough too. In terms of opportunities, PH is better.

Guy if want to talk about roughness, and you call udu then I will agree with you. Ugbolokposo, jakpa they trek wia alaka dey. But in all Area is more peaceful than Port Harcourt. PH get opportunities, yes but just pray you don't run into a cult war, which is relatively everyday in PH.

donbachi:
CBN..Confused Bank of Nigeria.

You deserve an award for this.

TinubuGoQuench:
Na for Ekpan, near Warri I take see where small pikin wey dey 4 years carry cutlass dey chase another small pikin.
Oshare na nor be small matter
Uvwie I hail

Brotherly, I stayed/worked in ph for 6years before changing jobs and moving to Warri. Osharena, I will pick Warri and Uvwie 10,000x over ph. Area matter be say dem go shine eye for you, if you jinger back, they leave you, but if you dull? You are on your own.

Cairo city(PH) is not for the faint hearted.

jasonclement:
How about:
Abuloma
Rupokwu
Sars Road
Eliozu
Rumokoro
Ada George
What do you have to say about them?

He even forgot Rumukurushi

WOW! Just WOW!!!

Aonkuuse:


https://twitter.com/JustMuhyba/status/1372814431944593408?s=19


https://twitter.com/JustMuhyba/status/1372823497743994880?s=19

Why do this seem so familiar? African parents, should just up their game. The times have changed, depression is real.

ZINIIBANKS:
But why the nigar no dey laugh despite having all that money.if I have half his money I'll be smiling every 5 minutes

Kanye West had an accident in 2002 that shattered his jaw, his jaw was wired shut for months for it to heal. That's why he sang his debut single "Through the wire" he wrote that song with that wire still in his jaw, and the song went through the roof. Before then he was a producer and a song writer. That's why his face is like it's always in a frown.


BTW that accident affected his voice and added more flavor to his rap.

OMO see confusion! one group of terrorists killing another group of terrorists. God please, may this confusion continue in the camp of the wicked.

Gjrich:
We Have Killed Captured Fulani Bandits’ Leader, Mohammed Isa, We Don’t Spare Terrorists— IPOB



http://saharareporters.com/2021/03/11/we-have-killed-captured-fulani-bandits%E2%80%99-leader-mohammed-isa-we-don%E2%80%99t-spare-terrorists%E2%80%94

This is getting out of hand, ipob abeg don't plunge us in a war by turning the south east into another sambisa forest warzone. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Styl-plus, olufumi gave me so much punnany back in the day......... GADDAMN!!!
MOhits could just be a plus.


what?!!! plus is still there.

I always knew that when the chickens come home to roast, piers morgan will take the fall for it. The dude seriously was unprofessional in his criticisms on the royal couple, he will surely be made a scapegoat on this, when they are through with him, Lance Armstrong's story of disgrace, will be a child's play to the ostracism he will go through. Trust the double-dealing, foul mouthed British press for that.

shadowmancer:
The ones in Nigeria are not even up to that. It is a fact that all the fulanis in West Africa are approximated to be 8million, a fraction of which don't have that domineering mentality but the rest of them from their jihad base in Futa-Toro believes West Africa is their inheritance. Lost people with who have forgotten where they came from in India and Arabia.

The correct word is to deamalgamate and not to divide. Nigeria was forged into a fake existence by a British called Frederick Lugard and the name was suggested to him by his girlriend called Flora Shaw. Your ethnic group or tribe has been existing on their ancestral for thousands of years before the British and Fulani Arabs came to mess every thing up, and the former ensured power reside with the latter so as to keep the native blacks perpetually underdeveloped which is what have been happening ever since they gave you guys that flag independent. All the greedy bastards from the middle belt to the South only care about their pockets while remaining blind to the grand scheme of events but they will all perish one day as they continue to ignorantly compromise the economy and wellbeing of their people thinking they are playing politics whereas its all to the course of the jihadists in govt.


Don't mind that ignoramus, he's most likely a fulani mongrel disguised as a southerners here to distract and cause confusion by stirring up battle between real southerners.If you're not a fulani mongrel, who made you one of their many pigheaded spokesmen here on Nairaland for you to know what they are mostly concerned about ?

Even the British and French that colonized many parts of Africa cannot make such a delusional claim as you pigheaded fulanis continue to do. All the conquered lands taken by the Romans in Europe, does it belong to them today? You people are just sick and high on cow dung. Europeans that brought westernism to West Africa are not making claim to our ancestral lands, it is some landless fulanis arabs and their black arab mongrels that are not even up to a half of all the Ijaw nation who are making claim. You have not even consolidate the weakening emirate structure your oligarch set up to subjugate the genuine natives of the northern regions, it is Ilorin, a city so ancient than all the whole of Arabia you're making claim to, all just because British-made Nigeria allows you and your landless pigheaded paymaster the opportunity to dream of completing the failed task Assman rapist Dan fodio.

Meaning? And so what ? You people love committing trash talks just to confuse yourself. Are you saying your landless fulani mongrels who never rent house or do things every normal humans does, should not be checked out of their host communities when they insist on committing crime against their people of their host communities as is the reality from then till date ? By the way, other tribes have integrated with each other all across this expired mere geographic expression called Nijeryia and none of the go about murdering, raping, ransoming, poisoning, terrorising, discriminating against everyone like you parasitic mongrels do in the north and also in the lands of your host communities, all in the name of jihad at all forms.

All of you here on Nairaland are just a bunch of silly fulani pigheads whom your paymasters consider to be the smartest brains at speeding confusion and disinformation. Trying to appeal to the Easterners while throwing condemning Westerners. You are not smart at all, the only thing you mongrels are smarter than is the pigs your bloodsucking religion hates so much. May 200 porks from a virgin pig fall on you and your evil paymasters using money stolen from out lands to sponsor islamism in West Africa. All of you taqqiya-using mongrels shall meet your doom soon as your plans continue to fail.

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Ofcourse the point you made is absolutely a good one. What some of you southerners still don't get is that, anything these pigheads jihadist do is always strategically done to be only advantageous to the emirate north and always in disfavour of the southern economy. 80% of what Abuja rakes in from national revenue comes from the voluminous trades and commerce between east and west which is 20 times even more than the trading between the whole north and each of the southern regions of East and West respectively, so logically a sane government would have built a railway system that connects East and West since decided ago because thats where most IGR is been extracted from tax and various others needless impositions of levies and VATs but because these jihadists pigheads knew their days are numbered, they are using loaned money and funds borrowed from all over the world in the name of fixing crashed and failing so-called country in the names of the indigenous natives to build their fulanis empire that will crash before their next generation of bedbugs. Connecting railways from the south to north so that unchecked amount of heir vampiric race can swarm in to our ancestral lands in hordes to cause more damage. It is obviously a very a plan that anyone can see through.


Hey fulani mongrel, before you and your fellow bedbugs type any more nonsense here on Nairaland, to distract readers, thinking you are causing confusion, first point everyone here where your ancestral land is, yes in the African continent? Where is it ? If you can do that, then we will consider you as humans and not the animals you all continue to prove yourselvrs to be, by murdering natives all across the nation just to inspire fear. You are all cowards with no brain. Your population all over west africa isn't up up to a half of Bayelsa and yet you think you're fierce. Why not declare war once and for all and stop playing shadow games.

Every indigenous people are natives to their ancestral lands, and these ancestral lands belongs to various tribes of different ethnic group, and not to Nijeriya to which got expired in 2014, the only exception are you landless fulani black arab pigheads. Where is your ancestral land? Every one has, where is yours?

And dont you dare point to any region in the north because it is not your ancestral land, your pigheaded forefathers used jihad to supplant the original natives of those lands by using deceit and craftiness to destabilize their kingdoms, you ruined them by giving their ignorant tribal people a reason to rebel against the traditional monarchs of the once beautiful tribal society. Your pigheaded groundhitter labelled them Hausawa (bastards) and imposed arab political structure on them (emirate system). You know deep down that you landless arab fulanis and all the mongrelized descendants which you are one of, have your days numbered and that is why you are so scared of the deamalgamation of this expired mere geographic entity which your taqqiya-using pigheaded terrorists love to call Nijeriya. Why are you scared of the peaceful disintegration of fulageria ?

Is it not because you know no it will bring an end to all your scheming and manipulations which you have conveniently used to make them hate one another while using federal laws and policys to subjugate them, rendering them underdeveloped as it goes in line with jihad mission of the fulanis pighead sardauna who stated the resources of the infidel of the south should be used to sustain the emirate system imposed on the conquered people of the north, just as it favors the British too. You people don't know the kind of fire you're all blowing, better talk sense to your pidheaded masters before it is too late.


Nigeria cannot be better for as long as some landless elements continue to delude themselves that the resources of the south must be use to sustain the emirate system of the north. Believes corruption should reign for as long as the negative effects only affects the indeginious natives which is in line with the course of jihad.

Pighead, what's your concern as a fulani mongrel with the liberation matters of the south? Where is your ancestral land to begin with, where is your ancestral land in Africa you member of a landless parasitic pigrace of nomads who are always attempting to wipe out indigenous people out of their ancestral land as justified in your blood soaked religion of the miyetti-allah pigs. What's your concern with Ganiyu Adamu the half-Tapa, half-Fulani carpenter whom your paymasters discovered and gave instructions on how to render OPC from a non-violent group that was set up to defend the interest of the SouthWest to a violent one which earned the group the banning OBJ pronounced on them as Fulani oligarch of the north told him to do, and he did when he declared any OPC shoot at sight and many Yorubas who are members were murdered by the fulani controlled police force. The same Ganiyu Adamu who effectively infilitrated OPC and divided them into faction, went about killing innocent Hausa hustlers who the fulani have decieved to commit abomination acts that goes against the spiritual traditions of their host communities in order provoke crisis which they conveniently called tribal clashes. The same Ganiyu Adamu who is the Aare-ona-kakanfo is now been careful about this current agitations from various groups who are expressing their displeasure on how landless fulani black arabs are killing their people and you're inserting your pighead in a matter that doesn't concern you. Typing confusing words just to confuse readers and plant narrative for people to discuss a non-existig quarrel among Ganiyu Adamu and Sunday Igboho. Landless black arab mongrel, try again.


Nice try. Fulani black arab mongrels are not a tribe, fulanis are aliens from outside Africa they ho invaded our peaceful West Africa lands with jihads after decieving the native inhabitants they only came to preach a pissful religion like the Europeans later did with Crazystianity. Fulanis may have their Peol/fulfude language but usually assimilated cultures of those tribes they have mingled with as part of their bedbuggish plan to do evil. Fulanis don't ancestral land in Africa, they dont have a distinct culture that defines a genuine African. Their photos indicates cultural elements stolen from various Bokwai tribes they labelled Hauzawa, the fulanis in Senegal and Ghana can be seen in photos with elements of cultural identity that are only linked to the indigenous natives of those areas so what the pigshit do you mean by referring to your landless jihadists as tribe ?

Bros abeg, what's your brand? I'll get a you a full case of it.

This is not an argument, it's a freaking education.

PastorandMentor:
Go and marry.
What is wealth with no one to use it.
No wife no child
Abi you use your dick do ritual?

The way some of you guys reason in this country is simply mind boggling.

HappyNigerian:
It’s the beginning of a new year and that means new bills and more responsibilities and thinking back at last year just gives me some sort of joy at how I have planned this year for my bills.

My family lives in Ibadan and I live in Lagos and I must confess that it is such a struggle to pay their bills while working in Lagos here. I am the first child so I have to send my family money every month, and my siblings every week.

My family DSTV bill is also something I have to do monthly while I also ensure that all my siblings get airtime on their phone every week. It is such a traumatic experience when I remember that as I am planning all this small small money that when you calculate it, it becomes big money, I have to also plan bank charges inside of it as well.
I moved out of the house at a point to make ends meet as the first son of the family especially as my parents are getting old and I’m their only source of livelihood as it is right now, some people say you do not owe your parents anything but well, I do not believe in this and I take care of my parents and see it as my duty and what I owe to them to do.

Schools have resumed, Nishola, my sister needs to go back and would need fees and other miscellaneous expenses. Femi my brother is preparing for his WAEC to enable him get into the university. My parents of course have medical bills to be sorted as well every month.

When I calculate this in total every month including bank charges, it is over 100,000 monthly that I spend last year not until this January when someone mentioned how PalmPay gives people rewards when they do transactions. At first, and as usual, I did not believe it but that is not the point of the thread.

The point of writing this thread is really to ask, how do African Children deal with the numerous bills that they have to pay for the family and friends?

Guy, I thought I was the only one passing through this. Honestly, I'm sinking and dying gradually. I need God's intervention.

After the death of Mr. Don King, the boxing world will need over a decade to recover. Mark my words.

I know I'm not supposed to be happy, but I'm extremely ecstatic with joy over this. Rochas finished Imo State completely during his 8years of tyranny as governor. Oh! karma is an unforgiving biatch.

I'm no lover of Hope Uzodinma, but this single action has won him the undiluted love of Imolites.

Rochas political structure and relevance should be dismantled to the last brick.

That "I have great plans for us" line really got me laughing out loud. No bi Akwa Ibom guy? That dog bi like chicken wey dey poultry, when the time is right and it's given birth to enough puppies sold by Mr. Baptist, na for inside pot e go show appreciation to Mr. Baptist.

I've done so many selfless things in my lifetime, most times out of naivety. Never got even a thank you in return 99% of the time, but doing good is a part of me that can never die. Either good or bad, I'll keep giving help if I can. God who sees in secret will reward me one day in the open Matthew 6:4.

Some of these governors just open their mouth waaaaa!!! and just spur faecal matter. Governor Bala should also ask the FG to give Nigerian citizens gun rights to protect themselves not just the herdsmen, we need to also protect ourselves from kidnappers and armed robbers also in the case of an insurrection we can also protect the country.


Mad people everywhere.

Why even get a tattoo in the first place? Call me old school all you want, but that shit is crazy on all levels.

Ctorch:
A Nigerian man who was getting set to marry his Akwa Ibom girlfriend, has reportedly abandoned the wedding plans prematurely, owing to the outrageous engagement list given to him by his girl’s family.

On the list were a variety of consumables and non consumables expected to be provided by the groom before their engagement which is meant to hold in the lady’s hometown in Akwa Ibom state.

A Twitter user who shared the story alongside photos of the list, said the man in question allegedly fled at the sight of the list.



https://mobile.twitter.com/TheLazyCheff/status/1358763378953584640

A friend of mine married from Akwa Ibom in 2010, he actually bought a complete sofa set of 150k because it was in the list.
After they'll say igbos na our list plenty pass. Mthcewww! Go Kalabari and see list that can build you a duplex.

This just made it to my bucket list. Nigeria is not worth it.

Not to sound sarcastic, but global warming will take care of this one.

I refuse to comment on this hullabaloo

I don't know if anyone else saw the cryptic message here? Anyway, happy anniversary brother, good to see you are reping.

chumaZ:
Nairalanders I need your advise, please pardon my grammar and my typographical errors as I am under pressure, I will try and make this story short in order not to bore you guys

I finished school 2016 and went for NYSC on Abuja 2017. Unfortunately for me, I ran into my best friend supposed fiancée since I know her too well, we bonded till one day she asked to know where I stay in Abuja, but because I was staying with my aunty, I couldn't take her to my place....

One Friday morning I got a call from my bestie that his girl is down, that I should take her to hospital, I left whatever I was doing and rushed down to Apo resettlement. When I got there her fiancée was in good condition to my greatest surprise, she begged me not to let my friend know, that she needed attention and all that. She didn't know it will got to this extent, and I agreed with her and bid her a goodbye but she wouldn't let me go until I kiss her.... I swear I had no option if that would make her free me because she was creating a lot of drama already. I kept cool and avoided this girl till I left abuja after NYSC and never mentioned anything that happened between her and I to my friend.

Fast forward to October 2020, my friend called me that her fiancée has an event to attend in Yaba Lagos for a week and want me to accommodate her since I stay in two bedroom apparent alone, I refused and suggested it was better he get a hotel room for her, my friend said the girl have not been to Lagos that it would be better she stays with someone who's familiar with Lagos. I contacted a female friend I know to see if she can stay with her, but my friend's fiancée' complained the place will be far from where the event would be taking place, my best friend was now seeing me as wicked person and I don't wanna help his girl. I had no option than to allow her to come stay with me, I made sure I invited my sister to stay with me for the one week, to avoid temptation. But my sister couldn't stay for a week because of some personal issues, that's how I was left with my best friend fiancée, I don't wanna talk about what I pass through staying with her alone but I ended up having sex with her which I regretted bitterly, when she left Lagos back to anambra I pleaded with her not to chat me nor call me, but she wouldn't listen. She's always chatty and sending me nude which I finally blocked her.

A week ago, my bestie called me that he was in Lagos and would want us to meet, I was reluctant, because I can't stand him after what happened between me and his fiancée, when I got to the bar (venue) the face I saw around his table were kinda strange aside one of our old friend who was with them. Uncle no even allow me finish greeting before I know it a broken bottle have landed on my hand, his target was my face but thank God I defended on time, that's how my blood spilled everywhere and his friends tried to calm him down while other ones was giving me general beating like a common criminal. Thank God police arrived on time, I might have been a dead man today over a girl I never wanted to help.

Please I need help on how to go about this and clear myself from whatever this girl told my bestie, from the little I heard, she claimed I raped her during her stayed with me. Although I have got a lawyer now who is handling this issue but I still wanna clear myself before my friends, none of them believes me maybe because of my lifestyle back in school. Even my family are aware of this ugly issue and are calling me bumper to bumper, because me and my bestie are from the same village and we are like family friends. I don't know how to clear my name. Please help me. I am depressed already, I can't believe my OG tried killing me.

Guy you are being economical with the truth, when you are ready to say what really happened, I and many experienced nairalanders here can assist you.

I know that not all are bad o! But ikwerre women are something else. Duncan Mighty Oluwa dey your side sha!

Righteousness2:
This is so Deep!
She was 5mins late and the Pastor left.

This is Exactly how it's gonna be when the Bridegroom, JESUS Comes for His Bride.

Many will be busy with the affairs of the World, only to Suddenly discover that JESUS has come and has snatched all who were ready.

Many will Suddenly realize that while they were busy with this and that , JESUS the Bridegroom has come and has Shut the Door,

There will Crying and Gnashing of teeth by those who are left behind..

Now is the time to Watch and Pray,
Now is the time to Prepare so as not to be left behind.

Sir, I'm one of your biggest fans on NL, but this statement of yours at the action of that pastor was totally unbecoming. This is nothing but pride at work in the life of that pastor.

vivalavida:


Mad man

2021 just dey start

Dec still far small

Start to dey arrange with Pocahontas

This is the year.

You are a friend/brother to a madman, and the saying goes"show me your friend and I will..........." Complete am.