lalasticlala:


https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/oscar-onyema-nse-ceo-finally-marries-at-52/

Let me just see the next murrafuccka that will disturb me about marriage again. The slap im go receive no bi here. Congrats man, you did it. Play the field abit till your done, then you retire a Field Marshall.

cc: vivalavida

Camcorder1:
https://twitter.com/Agbejoro_/status/1356289982340730885?s=19

WOW!!! Just WOW!!! I cannot can abeg.

I come dey fear marriage pass witch these days.

samso247:
Indomie... Dem dash me d indomie, borrowed pepper and onions from my neighbor, cooked it and ate it with joy


Total cost = 0naira

I like the way you think.

Btruth:
"While reiterating that everything about life is vanity, he said he can't provide answers as to why he has such magnificent edifice anytime his children seek answers from him"

I'm glad that he answered the question by himself.

Greedy bastard.

Fahdiga1:
Already tired of one of his loot. Africans can do the unthinkable

Dude built this house before he was even governor. Rumor had it that he gave OBJ 500million naira seed money when he came out of prison to enable him contest for the 1999 presidential election. OBJ actually bit him in the azz when he eventually became president. OUK was a director of bank at age 19 and was a billionaire before he was 25. He was given a national merit award at age 26 by the then military president IBB in 1986, making him the youngest Nigerian to ever receive a national merit award. If you doubt me, goggle is your friend.

favor914:
Ojukwu did the same crap 50 years ago, this is the idiot Abaribe a senator went and stood surety for, yet he claims he is a Senator of The Federal Republic of Nigeria? He should have just stepped away since he hates Nigeria so much, why continue been a Senator if he detest Nigeria so much, He wants to have his cake, & eat it too?.

I'm an Igbo man, that Nigeria-Biafra war was totally avoidable, but tempers and ego destroyed everything. According to history, an agreement was reached at Aburi Ghana and Gowon renegade on the agreement, the saying "on Aburi we stand" became a slogan that Ojukwu used till the war broke out. My now late Grandfather was a civil engineer in Kano before the war, after the war he lost his buildings and everything he had in his account and was only given £20. So please excuse us if we are a bit touchy on this topic. We would have won that war if not the assistance Nigeria got from the US, USSR, Britain, Egypt and other countries. France and israel only came to our aid when the situation was already out of hands. Igbos are still detasted all over this country because of our can do and shrewd nature. We rose up out of the ashes of the civil like the mythica Phoenix. Igboland was razed to the ground, but go there today and see the practical resilience of the igboman put on display. We are marginalized in all aspects of this country, so forgive us if we always ask to be given a chance to perform like others and our current president Buhari is not helping matters with his classic show of bigotry for all to see. To me Nnamdi Kanu is a fraud turned into a hero because our elders that should be at the helm of affairs are kleptomaniacs only after their own agrandizement. On Senator Abaribe, nobody was there to know the agreement reached between them to facilitate his release, so please don't judge too harshly.

It's a pity. When elders sale their birthright over a plate of porridge, leaving leadership in the hands of inexperienced youths, this is what you get. Lord please, may Nnamdi Kanu not set igboland ablaze out of youthful exuberance.

Forumobserver12:


Of course they did, if you follow the activities of the Nigeria Army under this present government closely, you will agree with me that they have been provoking the people of SE into taking arms, their plan is to distablize the region....

Exactly

mrkia:
And when the NA come down heavily upon them now, you see them twisting the story.

I just hope it won't affect more innocent when NA come down with their full wrath

I honestly want to see that full wrath of the NA on Boko Haram.

This is just crazy. Make this people no turn my sleepy Imo State into warzone o. Orlu has always been a quiet, peaceful and serene town, I don't know the details yet, but the NA may have provoked this outcome.

Pelxmiye:


Tribal differences, for real man! If you both were ready to face it together as one, you'd still be together ,but then it takes two to tango

You won't understand man, this tribal sh*t runs deeper than you can imagine in this country. I'm a victim of it. That's why my heart bleeds when I see all these tribal nonsense some uncultured kids put out on nairaland. It's sickening.

Verysmart101:


See the truth is that she decided to hide her real self from you believe me.if only u could see wat goes on behind you,u will be so shell-shocked.

You could be right, nobody knows it all. But she was truly the real deal for me.

helinues:


It's perfect cos both are still hiding somethings from each other...

Life itself no balance not to talk of a relationship

I'll have to disagree with you there, I was once in perfect relationship. She was just too perfect, what i lacked in emotional intelligence she made up for it (I'm not in the least bit an emotional person). It was like a dream, we practically told each other everything, I don't talk much, but I opened up to her in ways I never thought where possible, the bonding was unimaginable, she made me believe that love truly exists. I would have married her, but we broke up based on tribal differences.

So yes it's very possible.

agwom:

https://dailytrust.com/despite-importation-ban-foreign-rice-floods-nigerian-markets

The FG should remove the ban on foreign rice, our people are simply very wicked. Local rice that was selling for 13500naira a bag suddenly shot up to 37000naira a bag and stabilized at 30000naira a bag. Is that not wickedness? Let the market be flooded by foreign rice, that will further drag down the price of the local rice. It's called competition in capitalism.

Ishilove:



The same military mind my friend Sanchez01 took to Enugu when he went on a visit. He wanted to board a bus and used ishon (muscle) to run pell mell to where the bus was parked waiting for him. When he jumped in with the skill of a James Bond stuntsman, he met the driver and passengers staring at him strangely.

The driver asked him: "Oga, are you from Lagos?", to which he replied in the affirmative. The driver then remarked "No wonder. It is only Lagos people that behave like they are fighting with everyone."

This literally got me rolling on the floor laughing my azz off. I honestly don't think I would survive Lagos life for a month, I'll simply go mad.

Enugupikin:

Was the goat in the list, answer me and if they was goat no how on earth the list will be 70k bc even a goat alone goes for that amount and I don't know any igbo traditional rite done without a goat

Why are this violent and crude?

Wahala bi like bicycle, eno need fuel to start. See ugly Mgbekes. Mthcewww!

fineboynl:
are you the eldest of the kindred? it doesn't matter if your father is the eldest.

I'm not the oldest in in my Kindred, my late Father was a highly titled man. So out of respect I'm called, that's why I only sit-down, observe and learn.

Goldbw122:
Naturally marrying from imo state is very expensive, don't get it twisted..

Enugupikin:

Leave am naw, very failed attempt at image laundering

These are very wrong assertions, I'm from Onuimo one of the LGAs mentioned by the OP, List and bride price together is around 70k. I was present when 3 of my cousins got married because I had to stand in for my late Dad who was the head of our Kindred/family before he died, so I know.

mrbaba18:
nsu in ehime mbano with 200k u are done with traditional marriage

Which NSU? No bi nsu na ebichi ụkwụ iteite, Bros leave matter make we no expose ourselves for here.

mezico96:
Good day cuties and gentlemen of NL

Lemme just go straight to the point

I attended a friend's traditional wedding last year December and after all the stress and struggles to settle the bride price, the father of the lady forbade she stays with the husband until after their church/white wedding which is two months from now

So guys, is he right to say that?
What is your opinion?

All I can say are these immortal words of Bob Nesta Marley "emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, no but ourselves can free our mind".

Lanrelagboi:

https://twitter.com/LSMOH/status/1352309113758343170?s=19

And why am I not comfortable with a gene sequencing lab located at close proximity in Nigeria?

AlexBells:
Dika AlaIgbo Banyere na Onodu Ochichi Alaigbo (Igbo Province) Anyi na akpoku nwafo Igbo Obula Choro Isonye na Ngalaba amamihe Alaigbo (Igbo Province Intelligence Agency), ebe anyi Ga na Akpakorita ihe gbasara Oganiru, Nchekwebe na Kwa Ime ka AlaIgbo buru Okaibe.

Biko Onye Igbo Obula Choro Isonye na Ngalaba Amamihe Alaigbo (Igbo Province Intelligence agency) biko Mee ka anyi Mara.

Nwanne, wepụ ókwú bekee ndị a nọ na ihe a edere.

pocohantas:

A confam Ada ala Igbo, infact marry me na na. Vivalavida my brother, I don find wife o, come help beg am make she gree shapaly. I'm definitely not celebrating Christmas 2021 a bachelor again.

Chii59:
See NL alfa males dey propose because of food.
Tomorrow, naija girls are useless.
If I say "thunder faya their left skrotum" they'll say I'm wicked
Aunty Poco, you are doing well. More foodstuff to your pantry.

Aunty Chii, please bi calming down. It's a popular saying that"the way to a man's heart is his stomach" so the reactions you are seeing here is simply natural.

SultanM:
I just finished secondary school with a good waec result, I just want to hear from a Nigerian point of view. I have Pharmacy and Architecture on my mind, please house which one is more lucrative in Nigeria?

Go join HK Yahoo Yahoo dey pay pass white now o.

Jokes apart go study any Maritime related course.

HarunaWest:
You typed a lengthy post just to pass a simple message.This is were the problem lies. You talk too much...
You are draining your hubby....Give him a break, he will come around sooner or later.
Become more kind and generous towards him.

Bros you too much, you said it all. For someone like me, i for don run leave house for this woman aswear. I can't stand a woman that nags.

BEDC wan finish me for here o, got a bill of 500k in 2018 for a one bedroom apartment in Warri. i had to part with 30k that month and entered a gentleman agreement with them to be paying 10k per month no matter the bill that comes that month. Now my bill has grown to about 750k+. but I dey pay that 10k judiciously. Can't wait to pack out of here and pass the buck to the new tenant.

As funny as this may be, but this is so wrong.

Aflix:
Trust the men to search for her on pornhub today

How you take know?

I'm an adventurous eater, but una see this one? God no gree.

Choupewu:
That's even too much for you

May someone else also mock you in the time of your pains.

mgbadakaenyi:
I need to know how you guys and your boxers fare, I use two boxers per day, one in the morning and one at night
After pulling,it smells, what do I do to make it not to smell
I use deodorants for my shirts, is there any such provision for boxers?
Educate me pls

Buy a powder (probably baby powder). Powder your balls every morning after taking your morning bath.

Thank me later.

fayruka:

Nice novel

He clearly exaggerated it, but I've witnessed something close to this incident. Though the guy follow us smoke weed, we no know say guyman na confam akamu man.

Those where the days men.