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Investment / Re: What Investment Mistake Would You Never Make In 2021? by CzarChris(m): 8:09pm On Dec 20, 2020
Seriously following.

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Crime / Re: 'We Will Rape Omah Lay If We Catch Him' - Nigerian Slay Queens Threaten by CzarChris(m): 10:38am On Dec 17, 2020
Still waiting for them feminist to come for these girls.
Family / Re: What Did You Do To Receive The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You? by CzarChris(m): 6:24pm On Dec 16, 2020
Dat2jo:
If you remembered the worst beating your parents gave you, tell us your offense let's laugh together. grin

Mine: I accidentally fell and the pap I went to grind poured away and the plastic bucket broke into pieces. Hmmm in short dat was how two of my front teeth cracked because of the beating my momsy gave me.
I actually had a temper problem while growing up, I thank God for casting that anger demon out of me.grin
That was the first and only time my now late Dad actually beat me. My baby sister pissed me off, i honestly can't remember what she actually did, so I slapped her and she lost two front teeth.grin
To cut the long story short, i couldn't come out for about 3days after popsi handle me.gringringrin

Na my Mama wey panel beat me wella, but that dad's beating was quite memorable. grin

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Business / Re: Capital Importation Into Nigeria Up By 12.86% To $1,461.49m In Q3 2020 - NBS by CzarChris(m): 9:50pm On Dec 15, 2020
NaMeAboki:


We are talking about inflow of capital investment which could only mean increased confidence by foreigners to invest in our economy - it must mean we are doing something right; even if the benefits are yet to come to fruition.

Your earlier comments suggests you were clearly out of your depth and not in tandem with the issue at hand - imagine suggesting capital exportation, lol!
Forgive me, but what is brain drain? Is that not human capital exportation? Do you know how many Nigerian companies that are moving to other African countries? What do you call exporting crude oil from Nigeria to Niger Republic and importing refined products from same Niger?
I hail you sir, you are super enlightened.
Business / Re: Capital Importation Into Nigeria Up By 12.86% To $1,461.49m In Q3 2020 - NBS by CzarChris(m): 1:25pm On Dec 15, 2020
The FG is talking about capital importation, while manufacturers can't even have access to raw materials bah? Okay continue, but this is the link to the thread here on nairaland.
https://www.nairaland.com/6314964/more-firms-shut-down-2021


cc:NaMeAboki
Miracle 1991



Thank you.
Business / Re: Capital Importation Into Nigeria Up By 12.86% To $1,461.49m In Q3 2020 - NBS by CzarChris(m): 1:15pm On Dec 15, 2020
NaMeAboki:


I doubt if you read the article let alone comprehended it; I doubt if you even know what capital importation is all about; because if you did, then you wouldn't be advertising your ignorance and bigotry with that bullcrap you wrote.
Thank you for the insults sir, but since you prefer to be fed false information, all i can say is carry on.
BTW, I wonder what bigotry has got to do with my comments? I simply gave a rather raw reality of what's on ground, we spent 700billion naira in the last quarter on fuel importation alone(total import for the Q3 of 2020 is about 5.3trillion naira) and you expect me to celebrate making $438m in "capital investments" which translates to about 205billion naira in income for the same quarter? Please forgive me if I refuse to celebrate mediocrity.

Thank you.
Business / Re: Capital Importation Into Nigeria Up By 12.86% To $1,461.49m In Q3 2020 - NBS by CzarChris(m): 1:04pm On Dec 15, 2020
Miracle1991:
kill yourself.
Thank you, but you first.
Business / Re: Capital Importation Into Nigeria Up By 12.86% To $1,461.49m In Q3 2020 - NBS by CzarChris(m): 10:13am On Dec 15, 2020
These guys should keep deceiving themselves.
Capital importation my foot!
Go to foreign embassies and see brain drain in action. This covid-19 save this country sha, if not millions would have left in 2020 alone.
Capital Importation! this one pain me sha, clear lies. Capital importation and you can't revitalize our refineries or at least give out crude oil refining license to those local boys in the creeks and standardize them to meet up with our demands, but we run to Niger republic that has a combined refining capability of only 25,000barrels a day to import refined products.
You talk about capital importation, what about capital exportation?
What was our Forign exchange loss during that same time frame compared to earlier?
What is the state of our Foreign Reserves?
What is our current debt profile as a country?
Why are we in a new recession (don't give me the covid-19 excuse it's getting old)?


Infact this country taya person.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Dino Melaye’s Campaign Poster Emerges by CzarChris(m): 10:46pm On Dec 09, 2020
E shock you?
Politics / Re: CNN, BBC Reports On #endsars Violence Disgust Me — Buhari by CzarChris(m): 10:40pm On Dec 09, 2020
This post itself even disgusts me.
Celebrities / Re: "Na Chubby I Chubby I No Steal Your Meat" — Actress Eniola Badmus Tells Bullies by CzarChris(m): 6:22pm On Dec 09, 2020
Aziishyco:
She better do something about her weight
And how is it your business? Is her weight the solution to your problems/challenges, freaking face your life and leave others to leave theirs.
Celebrities / Re: "Na Chubby I Chubby I No Steal Your Meat" — Actress Eniola Badmus Tells Bullies by CzarChris(m): 6:17pm On Dec 09, 2020
IamD18:
Can these fat fvcks just allow us rest for once on social media?

Never have I seen people as insecure and low self esteem as fat people.

Jeez!!

Yen yen yen yen yen everytime!! angry
The likes of you are the reason some of them have low self-esteem in the first place. Freaking stop body shaming chubby folks for heaven's sake. Leave your life and let them live their own.

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Culture / Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by CzarChris(m): 11:04am On Dec 09, 2020
Olatlaccon:
5.8m? for real....that one too much...abeg no offense..shey the girl na virgin?
This is as real as daylight, my guy bought a full box of george wrappers and they called the fattest woman in the community to stand on top of it and compress it further to make space for more wrappers. Before they accepted to box of wrapper.

Which kin virgin? They divorced after 3years of marriage.

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Culture / Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by CzarChris(m): 9:38am On Dec 09, 2020
bigcasava1:
Anybody who says Igbo pride price is high should try akwa ibom and kalabari.
My brother I wonder o! My colleague in ph spent close to 5.8m on the list while paying the bride price. My guy that married an akwa ibom girl a set of sofa chairs was in the list o.
Infact, these guys are incorrigible.

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Culture / Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by CzarChris(m): 9:35am On Dec 09, 2020
bigseank:
it is greed that will kill you people. Just in the name of marriage you ask for heaven and earth. see as this one dey try explain nonsense.

i followed my padi to imo state go marry, it got to a time i looked at the wife and asked myself is this girl even worth it, i cried for my guy that day.

U guys change your archaic ways. Your females are not cattles. they should not be a means to line your pocket.
Do you have to insult in other to get your point across? One thing I know for sure is that, that list is not sacrosanct. We have an Igbo adage that translates"you can never finish paying the bride price of your wife" that being said, that list is highly negotiable, and it also depends on the elder that follows you to go and meet your prospective in-laws. I've seen a list with a sum totally of 860k negotiated down to 120k. So please stop painting Igbos in bad light.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus UCL (0 - 3) On 8th December 2020 by CzarChris(m): 6:56am On Dec 09, 2020
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Romance / Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by CzarChris(m): 4:37pm On Dec 08, 2020
Jodha:


Lool...Baba say nah neighborhood chairman...

And I believe say...naso babes wey troop yhur house .. in and out...on the guise of charging phone ABI?
This aunty na wah! grin

Romance / Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by CzarChris(m): 4:36pm On Dec 08, 2020
Jodha:


Lool...Baba say nah neighborhood chairman...

And I believe say...naso babes wey troop yhur house .. in and out...on the guise of charging phone ABI?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by CzarChris(m): 3:36pm On Dec 08, 2020
Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...
Ahh Ahh!!! Na wah o! This one strong o!!! Me wey be neighborhood chairman for my area and na so children dey full my house dey play 24/7.


It is finished! Me and you are from different worlds entirely.

Shuuur!!!

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Career / Re: How Long Did It Take You To Get A Job After You Graduated From The University? by CzarChris(m): 3:27pm On Dec 08, 2020
Ohthinktwice:
Considering how difficult it was to get admission into the University, one would think that once that happened, someone's problems would be over, however that often turns out to be the beginning of an entirely different problem which wouldn't be solved until one had successfully graduated from the University.

Then after the celebration of graduation was over, the reality soon sets in about how all that effort, time and resources, etc being invested into getting a University degree was basically to make one able to get a good job.

A few graduates are lucky enough to get a job immediately afterwards, but most have to wait. And the time of waiting differs from individual to individual. Some have to wait for months, some up to a year, others have wait to for up five years and even more.

So what category do you fall into? He long did you have to wait before you got a job after graduation?

Share your experiences here so others could learn a thing or two to help them prepare for life after graduation.

Cheers.
One week into NYSC camp i actually got a call to resume as a contact staff in a multinational company. Though the pay was extremely poor, the experience garnered was immeasurable. I've changed jobs since then, i now lecture and I run a consultancy firm now. All i can say is that God has been too faithful to me.

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Family / Re: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by CzarChris(m): 9:45am On Dec 08, 2020
MeeztaFabulouz:
It is really terrible to feel suicidal all because of marriage. I use use to see different news of how people commit suicide because of relationships and I always felt it was so stupid to think of suicide just because of a fail relationship.

Now I have seen it all clear that depression is really very bad especially when you feel so depressed in a marriage you work so hard and do everything to protect and make your family happy. Its very painful when you know honestly inside your heart that you don't cheat on your wife, provide everything she wants for herself and the kids even when business is quite rough.

She has no conscience and no regard for our union and our home. I am a guy that don't think about looking at wife's phone or suspecting her for anything but then after our first child she changed completely and as of today I don't know were I stand anymore because of my kids. I opened a business for her just so that she won't be like a house wife but she has completely taken the business more important than the family and wake up 4am to start cooking and close 8pm at night. Stressing herself so much but always complaining business is not moving and she is not making any money.

I sponsor everything in the home though am not complaining because that's what a man should do, but she does not have regard for anything or appreciate anything I do. Can you imagine I give her money for feeding weekly even though she is running a food business, she buys few food stuffs in the house which can stay almost two weeks without us eating them because we basically feed from food she cooks in her restaurant. I decided not to bother myself and just give her money to always ensure her business is moving and at least food will not be a problem for us.

One faithful day, I decided to check her phone because I observed a certain strange behavior about her and how she likes to off her phone at night or sometimes when I am around. I saw different chats with some two guys she claimed one was her ex boyfriend that just likes to check on her once in a while, and the other guy was someone I remember like coming to eat in her restaurant but she said they went to school together and he is working with a construction company doing a building project close to her restaurant. She also claimed that when they were in school he was asking her out even till they fished school but she preferred her ex boyfriend to him and when she had issues with her ex that was when I came into her life.

If the story she told me is true or not, I wasn't really bothered anymore because I know its normal for a woman you met at 26 years to have met other guys before you and obviously still has guys that don't respect people's marriage and still do anything to sleep with a married woman. But my paid now is because I feel so respected by many of the things she does and when I think of divorce, I only feel for my kids who will now have to grow up with another man or having to visit their mum and see her with another man.

Recently I have become so depressed that I have been thinking of suicide so that my kids will know their dad is no more rather than knowing that their dad is still alive but can only be with either daddy or mummy and not as a complete family. My depression is getting worse especially when I think about all I have done for her and the kids just to always make them happy but in return, she doest appreciate or even have any regard anymore for what is called "FAMILY"

Over 7 years now and at this point I really feel suicidal. Please I really need help because I make this big mistake.
And people keep asking me why I'm still not married at my age. There's only so much a man can take. I know myself, she'd prefer death to living with me if I finally cut rope. i won't beat her o. I don't beat women, but I'll deal with her so much she'll prefer being dead.

Guy all i can tell you is this, "man the fucck up and quit being a punnany".
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Mercenaries Vow Not To Return To Nigeria by CzarChris(m): 9:22am On Dec 04, 2020
JAMO84:
Jonathan was so clueless he couldn't make our army strong enough to confront BH.
He had to hire mercenaries.


Our army are strong and gallant, they've degraded BH by 80%, the rest of the 20% too will be crushed Insha Allah. The unfortunate death of those farmers is a big set back for the fight against terrorism. May the Almighty Allah rest their souls.



BTW, Were the mercenaries around when BH was bombing Kano, Kaduna, Abuja, Kogi?




I AM DONE TALKING

How could GEJ use the military when it was an open secret that the army was compromised. With Boko Haram having moles inside the army giving the terrorists detailed information on military formations and movements. The only sensible thing to do was to bring in military contractors who are neutral and report to their principal that contracted them.

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Politics / Re: INEC Releases Final List For December 5 Bye-Elections Across 11 States by CzarChris(m): 12:01pm On Dec 03, 2020
Yahksbiz:


People way no go school plenty for this country
Majority of the people going for elective offices in this country are simply put thugs.
Politics / Re: INEC Releases Final List For December 5 Bye-Elections Across 11 States by CzarChris(m): 11:56am On Dec 03, 2020
Yahksbiz:
For real? why is the youth party not there?

Modified
Why do i see only primary school leavers
The thing shock me too. In a country laden with millions of graduates. over 90% of the people I see here are First School Certificate Leavers(Primary School Leavers) i repeat, we never serious for this country.
Politics / Re: Ndume: I Criticised Jonathan But We Don’t Value What We Have Until We Lose It by CzarChris(m): 5:56pm On Nov 29, 2020
GEJ was the best civilian president Nigeria ever had after Yar'Adua. Please Sen. Ali Ndume, I remember clearly how you support and sponsored our present leader. Please sir don't complain let's enjoy the ride till 2023.

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Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by CzarChris(m): 5:47pm On Nov 29, 2020
oma19:
You know the answers to your problem, coming here to inform us means you know.
Or you just want to confirm it, kai anyways run run run run, work and feed ur children she will never change ooooo, only if God touch her.
How is he sure that the kids are even he's? Think about it.
Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by CzarChris(m): 6:51am On Nov 29, 2020
Perfectsouth:
Cc royalroy

Well, I don't wNt my kids to go through what I went through so I forgave her.. God was answering my prayers and things started picking gradually.. I went to meet them, took them all out and did shopping for them..
I was planning on how to relocate them to where I was...
Now this is the revelation..
My wife has been used,thats the fact...
My photography business first collapsed.
I did about 5 businesses that just one of it can make me a millionaire, every business collapsed.. The more I sleep with her, the more things become worse for me...
All these revelation came after I was told to pray and fast..

When things started picking gradually for me this year, I payed for a shop 300k,it was almost my son's birthday. So I went to see them.. We slept together, I came back after the birthday.. Could you believe, I was chased away from that shop and till now, I was only able to recover just 50k from the money..
Before my mom's birthday again, I was doing some business and it started picking. Went for my mom's, she came for the birthday too, we slept together, and when I came back to my business, the war I fought was unfathomable.. It collapsed too..
I am a very prayerful person and believe me, in the 8yrs we've been together, I never slept with another woman. I sweared with everything they gave me cos they couldn't believe me..
Before my daughter's birthday, God was merciful to me and I started another business.. I was warned severely never to sleep with her again.. Till now, my business is gradually picking and am able to send them money for upkeep and my kids school fees....

Now this my wife have an immediate younger brother who is a travel agent, I remember last year I introduced a friend to him and even vouch and stood for him that nothing will go wrong.. Truly he did this guy's traveling to Dubai and the guy went.. But we didn't know what happened and this guy came back.. Maybe he was deported or not, nobody knows but this my friend came to arrest me and I was told to produce my Inlaw.. He came and we were both locked up for 3days..along the line, the matter got settled, I parted with some money after selling one of my equipment. And he too also raised some money.. So this year, when things were already picking up for me, he got into another problem and this time, they were gonna jail him, so I borrowed him 100k and he promised to pay them 50k monthly till he complete the payment.. It was a travel gone sour though I know some people he has done traveling for and they are doing fine in their respective country of choice.

So this year, someone decided to help me travel out, he gave me UNIVERSITY OF MANITOBA admission processing fees, it was 120cad, but I gave this my Inlaw 150$ believing that atleast, since I am his Inlaw and have done him alot of goods before nothing will go wrong..
That was in August..
Fast forward to 2days ago, I messaged University of Manitoba since I wasn't getting any update, and I was told my application was not submitted neither paid for, I almost collapsed... So what he did was doctored some documents and sent to me and I believed him..
Right now, I am in a fix..
About my wife's promiscuity, I have all evidence of their chat..
After forgiving her over that chat, when I went for my daughter's birthday, I wanted to go through her phone, she gave me a heavy fight that I can't go through her phone, the phone I bought for her with my money..
When she slept, I opened it with her Fingerprint.
The chats there are so damaging. Some have slept with her and still wanting to do more, some she is already negotiating with.
She works in a beer parlor now and she is already using waist beads, she knows I hate these things..

I can't tell it all but if you have a question to ask, or anything you think I missed, ask me and i will tell you the truth..
My Inlaw hasn't pick my call to tell me why that happened..

If you think this is a fabricated story,
I have all evidences.
If enough people ask for it, I will release it here..
OP, I know that I'm not married yet, but I must say you are a true living walking example of a simp. You know the answer/solution to your problems, you only want us to affirm it for you. Well, just do the needful and move on with your life.

Capiche!!!
Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by CzarChris(m): 10:28pm On Nov 27, 2020
Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. angry To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise. embarassed

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique grin.
I don't know why petite ladies always turn me on. My ex had a statue like yours and she was like 32yrs then. The good thing about your physique is that 30years from now, you'll still look young and succulent. So be proud of what you've got girl. That's if you're the person on your DP.
Romance / Re: Is This The Best 'Zanku' Bridal Dance Ever Seen At A Wedding Ceremony? (Video) by CzarChris(m): 12:53pm On Nov 27, 2020
If my bride dances like this on my wedding day, I'll empty my bank account on the spot. This type for me ooo, is a keeper.
Celebrities / Re: Nazo Ekezie Shoots Her Shot At Don Jazzy by CzarChris(m): 7:51am On Nov 27, 2020
Zzor:
Stupid lady forming woke mtcheww, she has lost her self esteem and worth rubbish
How you come dey drunk Panadol for another person headache? I don't just understand people.



BTW, I foresee a new trend of female shape shooters taking over the cyberspace. Man scarce sha!!!grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by CzarChris(m): 2:10am On Nov 24, 2020
I always pride myself a stone hearted dude, but tears flowed freely after I watched the movie CLOUDS.

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