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shilenji:
This got me Rolling on the floor coz it's so relatable. E been get one day wey I place trade for morning before 30 mins I made three times my capital. I talk say today na for fun. I carry my big head go bar I order things worth 25k plus my swimming fee. One spirit just tell me make I place another trade since it's my lucky day. Omooooo I go swim one round say make I come balance chop things wey I order. As I settle down say make I check the progress naso I see soso liquidity all appetite just comot my body. Tears come dey roll down small small. I just laff am off say na life be that.

Plz, kuku come and kill me in my aouz ooo, I have been laffing out loud for over a minute now, none stop, my people thought I don dey kolo for here, chai!!!!


May God bless our hustle jare

worldclass68:
Imagine waking up every morning and wonder if you have become richer or poorer.....



That's cryptocurrency...
Its has broken my hearts so tey, nothing fit break ham again .

Just imagine opening your app in public, and suddenly u shouted...YEH MODARAN MODARAN!!!!! ( I'm in big trouble)

And sometimes u just smile.......u re doing well

Fada lawd! I am laughing very hard at this comment.

What you painted here is nothing but the truth, only those who invested a reasonable amount of money can understand what you are talking about here.

I think I had the similar experience this year. I had exhibited everything you mentioned here, it's not funny at all

This is another Afonja making a goodnews headline oooo,

where are all these Afonja's haters?


What do you have to say about this?

tobbyteee:
God forbid, me I won't cry o

I'll enjoy my phone in peace

My brother, try and understand his point, no one is cursing you here, I think the person that made the comment was only trying to relate his experience with you in a simple way of customer's review, it's better you take note of every points here so you will not end up becoming a prey unto all these phone engineers

RaisedByWolves:
You wasted your hard end money to buy a substandard Chinese product?

I don't mean Chinese products are bad no!! All products are made in china but transsion phones namely Tecno, infinix and itel fail to meet the Chinese market standards so they are not sold in China or most Asian countries. You can't go to Hong Kong and ask for Tecno phone in a shop. Or in Thailand or in Singapore... Those phones are so low quality they are only sold where transsion can bribe the government to allow them sell . Prepare to cry in some months time when the so called fast charging starts to slow charge .. when the camera is some how magically downgrading itself to 12 MP

Guy you just wasted your money

On the fast charging downgrading to slow charging, I think you are on point. I had a similar experience last year with my Techno pouvoir3 plus, it was so disappointing.

TeamLeader:
Thnx bro but is it sim selective ?

I think so. But you can confirm if you have the offer on the sim by dialing *121#, then you will select option 3, data for me.

I have been on the plan since last year February, and it pays me alot

Mkad:
what's the code for this sub

The code is *121#, then you click on 3, data for me.

You can also share a minimum of 500mb in two places (making 1 gig) with your loved ones

You can choose any of these two plan. I am on 5k plan, and it lasts me till a month, even sometimes, I roll over my balance

My dear brother, forget about every other good side of hers, 6 years margin is too wide for a woman to take a lead, one day, it will tell except if you don't want to exhibit any trait of bigmanism.


I will suggest you should let go of her and forge ahead, your perfect match will locate you someday

...collect the money and relocate out of naija

Now, the hunter is chasing and killing the bush meat, one day, the bush meat will catch the hunter




Let me siddon here dey look

dabonny:
[/quote][quote author=hensben post=108357207]Sexual sin is not a serious sin is what he said, he didn’t say it’s not a sin. Just as you said Hatred is a serious sin because it can lead to destruction.

[quote author=Maxymilliano post=108347464]The world and everything in it is complicated, the best religion is to have a personal relationship with your creator and embrace humanity





God will bless you. You nailed it

I saw this thing coming. So all the gragra of the federal govt Na here e come land us ...abi?

Instead of them to come out plain and tell us that they also wanted to have a taste of crypto money, they were now beating around the busy, bunch of atenu!!!

Tell us! What exactly do you want from us?

Stop hidding behind a finger

Indeed!! This wallet is easy to use. The issue I think I may likely have with this wallet is the limiter features of send and receive only, I still don't understand how the app is going to work, though it is a new technology which might be updated as new features might get to be added on it with time.


As for those who do not receive the confirmation email, it's likely that you do not link your email with your bank acct details, you can get that corrected by going to your bank, also try and make sure that you make use of the same phone number attached to your BVN while registering for the enaira wallet.

I don't even know how to react to this. It is just like two side of a coin.

Yes! I can call this a miracle, testimony, infact, it Worths celebrating cuz love eventually found this woman even@60, which means "Delay is not a denial"

In another vein, it's so sad and disheartening, I can't just imagine the marital bliss this woman had lost. At 60, what would she enjoy as a newly married woman? I read about someone commenting here about the chances of her fertility; to human, the chances of her getting pregnant is an infinitesimal, hmm mm mm mm!!!


God knows the best!!! I believed this is a product of DESTINY, everyone with his or her baggages!!! Life is a mystery indeed!!!

And a woman that loves a man will never expect any dime from him until the wedding night!!!



Mtchw!!! Which kind thing be this nah? Some women and their tricks shaaaaa!!!


It's only a pro in disguise that's always put forth this kind of claims

I will recommend the two of you should see a gynaecologist, don't let her go alone while you will stay back, Everything about women is full of mysteries. She might not really has a tight vjay like one can easily presumed, rather the size of her vjay might be so small that it's only a medical surgery could be the last resort

Dark skinned❌
Fat &Obesity ❌
Big tummy. ❌
Yam leg. ❌
Too short. ❌
Mouth odour.❌
Body odour. ❌
Local accent. ❌
Dirtiness. ❌
........and many more!!!

Hmmmmm, the more people get vaccinated, the more fund they will have to claim from the WHO.


Set awon fraudster

How do I reach you?

This life shaaaaa.

I don't think the issue you are having with this your guy has anything to do with your spiritual life, perhaps he is asking of for sex that you might had been giving him serially before you left the Catholic church but now that you claimed you have been saved, you now considered it as a sin, let me tell you something; when it comes to Christian and spirituality, we have been brainwashed to be rigid believing that perhaps that is the best way we can please God.



Hmmmm, my own advice for you is that, you should seat him down and let him know the spiritual discrepancies between the two of you and if there are some other immoralities that he's engaging in which you may not like, point them out to him and let him realize that you can no longet cope with them. Don't be deceived, if he tells you that he is going to amend, it is a lie, he must also have been tired about you sudden change as a result of your getting saved. Remember:

Amos 3:3..." Can two work together except they be agreed?

How true is this news


It's very true

"The Federal Ministry of Health Warns That Smokers Are Liable To Die Young"









Chai! It's High Time You Needed To Stop Taking The Weed, It's No Longer Relevant To Your Health

[quote author=pocohantas post=84781180]SUFFERHEAD marketer. Get very comfortable shoes and socks, you will need it.

You are a variant of contract staff. Salary range between N(20,000-50,000). Maybe some banks pay more. Hardly ever seen one/any.

-Your job function is retail marketing, drive savings deposits and e-banking channels. I doubt DSAs do risk assets, though they can ask you to bring any you see, for the sake of the branch paying you salary.

-You will have number of accounts target. Daily/weekly/monthly. You will also have deposit targets. Something like, 3accts a day, 15/week, 60/month. 5-10m deposit a month. You mustn't do all, 50% and above can keep you afloat.

- You might be lucky to get someone that will give you huge deposits which would make you earn big in commissions. If not, you have to start from the scratch to mobilize deposits. You go waka ehn, all the market people go know you.

- You get your pay (and commissions), leave allowance, pension, christmas rice/groundnut oil. Not so sure of their package, but nothing special.

- You'll be restricted on types of accts to open. Leave some for the bigger people (core staff).

- You will grow to be a very angry somebody when you see the bank employing core staff that are your mates and some your junior. You can't escape this feeling of anger o.

- You will start showing your anger, nagging over the poor treatment and sometimes acts of rebellion/insubordination.

- Maybe you will be an extraordinary DSA and your bank will try to convert you. It is not because they like you too much, paying you as a core staff is cheaper than your commission at that point.


I understand the country is hard, but if I have to be a banker- core staff or nothing. Know what you are getting into. E hard o.

Have a nice day.


What a brilliant enlightenment. You just provided an insight and a clue to those who are about wearing the similar shoes. God will bless you front and back

drlaykay:
I tell people this a lot and they actually think I'm saying nonsense.
Build your house after you have solidified your business.
This is why an uneducated yoruba man doesn't do well as much as an uneducated igbo man.
Most people get to see little money from their business and rush to get a land. The business isn't solid enough yet but instead of reinvesting the profit in order to improve the business they go buy a lands.
Every little profit from the business which is still of a low scale, will be used in financing the building. Because the profit is low, they end up spending part of their capital in addition to the profit in order to fast track the building which is overdue.this act make the business die and they become poor landlords
On the other hand, their igbo counterpart who are also into small scale business, reinvest such funds into the business.
The business grows and they build a more powerful structure in a decent location within a short time.


Before your crucify me, I have live examples and I am proudly yoruba

Hmmmmm, this your submission is only understandable to someone who has a mind of investment and striving to build a very large business empire.

Lighthammer:
I don't understand how things is going again,everything has gone wrong,am in debt,no good job,everything has fallen apart.....struggled to no avail....
maybe i should just end it all

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My brother, indebtedness is not the end of your life. It's just a matter of time. Those who you are owing will have to hold on for you till you have the capacity to be responsive to the incidence of your debt. I had the similar feelings on August, 2018, when I was into a debt of almost 800k with just a salary of 40k, I felt like the whole world was going to crash on me. One thing is very sure, if you are Mr. Integrity and hates being disrespected, forget about them for now, cus you will be disrespected and if not molested. Also, try and engage in things of God and move closer to God , these are what I did and even while I was in the debt, God still got an apartment for me in an Estate , three months after I was planning taking my life and I even got married December same year, my debt was still remain intact, but after my wedding God miraculously showed up and he has reduced my debt to just 300k including my this year rent which is 250k. There is still hope for you but if you can't stand the embarrassment, I will rather advice you to vacate your present location, instead of taking your life, I know that God will have mercy upon you and He will settle your debt.

E gbami ooooo! Who is this man deceiving? It's enuf of all these gimmicks! Why is the president and his cohort are fooling?...

The fear that did not hinder you to run in 2015(even when it seemed you had nothing, as you have told us), how come you are telling us now that you are still the same person as before you became a president.
#youmumunagradeA#

....abi aye CBN fe baje ni?

Islie:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/05/mtn-glo-airtel-set-to-increase-data-call-tariffs/

.....abi aye CBN fe baje ni?