₦airaland Forum

martyns303:
The bus own is understandable but boss u just plain local, even for naija hotels dey use key card. U also need to insert the key card on a wall socket to turn on electronics.

The chicken n chips thing, for UK na chips dem call am so no wahala.

My own bus story be say, I just go stand for where wey no be bus stop dey wave the bus to stop, I stand tire.

Do you know the millions of Nigerians who have never had the need to stay in a Nigerian hotel before? Doesn't mean they are local. They just never had the need.

As a matter of fact, there are Americans who have never left their county before, not to talk of sleeping in an hotel with electronic card entry.

seaga:
So you re even married.Damn!that makes it worse, doesn't it

Let's get things straight. The lady I quoted made a comment about her boobs not standing anymore because she already had a son who was 13. This is what she wrote below.

benedictac :
that is where u miss it dear. my first
son is 13, so it's not possible for mine
to still stand.


I gave simple biological reasons why that is the case with her as with any woman who has had a child before. That is not being sexist, that is simply discussing basic anatomy. I could be a gynecologist for all you know. The lady replied me without taking offence. What is your issue?

Maybe such adult discussions are beyond what your young mind can comprehend. In that case just move on. Capiche?

holllandis:
No. Pics ....bogus

I bet you wouldn't need pics if the report had read: Bomb blast. 30 dead.

ronald4lif:
What does 'nurse' Metuh have to say about this

Dude, that is all I'm waiting to hear. Olisa Metuh's response. Then maybe TonyeBarcanista's epistle for or against.

seaga:
Have some decency, you are talking to a mother in a crude manner, if you don't respect girls, at least respect mothers.The annoying thing ,you are doing it to impress a lady that doesn't even have respect for womanhood, which explains why she's insulting mothers.You are a disgrace...

Wow, there I was having a conversation with an adult like myself and you just had to butt in with this? Pray tell, how have I disrespected the lady, mothers or womanhood? Because I mentioned boobs, or talked about pregnancy and child bearing? For your information, I have a wife who is the mother of my kids. So, I believe I should know what pregnancy and nursing a child does to a woman.

If you don't know the genesis of a matter, it is best not to interfere.

benedictac:
let me ask u a question, can u dress like the lady in the first pic?

I already stated earlier that her dressing is trashy. No decent lady should dress in that manner.

benedictac:
that is where u miss it dear. my first son is 13, so it's not possible for mine to still stand. but I will never be this stupid to show the public. I pity ur type

But that I believe is where some ladies who critic others are wrong. I am sure your boobs grew bigger with pregnancy and breastfeeding, hence the reason they don't stand anymore. However some ladies come with the big boobs even before pregnancy and child birth. Trust me those boobs will not stand without 'moral' support. It doesn't necessarily mean the ladies have been loose or wayward, which is usually the perception when folks cry 'olympus has fallen'

otiigba1:
for a man, you sure do know a lot about boobs, damn! , anyway the question is, do you think its appropriate to display them in public in this manner?

Lol! Of course the dressing is totally inappropriate. I would never encourage a lady to show her boobs in public in that manner. What I'm addressing is the way people are so quick to shout "olympus has fallen" even when boobs look this firm and rounded.

Even with guys, if we were to drop our boxers, you would find different shapes and sizes whether at rest or at attention. From shrivelled up models to snout nosed ones.

daretodiffer:
Your mum has the same

How is it news?

Yours is going to be the same in few years from now, so if I were you I will shush

You know, I always find it appalling when ladies who should know that boobs come in different shapes and sizes make statements like that of prettydiva. Those ladies boobs are big and look firm. They will hardly stand pointed on her chest but are bound to rest on her chest and hang low. That size will find it hard to defy the law of gravity.

Thanks for telling those ladies some home truths. Thanks to push up bras, some for no get mouth.

WaffenSS:
This article's title is misleading.

The prof made his comments before PMB even presented the budget, and all he "slammed" was the entire historical budgeting process and implementation in Nigeria, not PMB's budget.

Sensationalist OP.

The minute I read that the interview was before the budget presentation, I just knew the OP was being mischievous. Some days on Nairaland you just wonder. Must we politicize every issue? PDP, APC, GEJ, PMB, blah, blah, blah.

Well done OP for being a good samaritan. While I agree that the bridge may be unsafe for crossing at night, you still see people crossing right under that bridge even in broad daylight, dashing in between cars. Now, some guys crossing have caused this poor lady to be a victim of hit and run, even on the side of the road.

May God spare her life and grant her quick recovery.

APCLyingBastard:
Fuckyourmama and APCHaram

Ah, just as I thought. Nothing but hot air. Another programmed robot in the house.

dcitizen:
This is an ambitious budget that is designed for accelerated development however, the budget has some praise, knocks and questions mark remember that budget is the qualitative expression of the government in monetary terms.

How do government intend to borrow to fund the deficit? It will be difficult for the government to raise external loans because of the fast depletion of the foreign exchange reserve which has dampened the confidence of the foreign investor in the ability of the government to serve the debt in the future and internal loans raised may not be sufficient to meet the deficit.

The budget for housing, work and power is insufficient considering the fact that three major sectors that need urgent attentions are combined together and they are key driver of economic growth and development.

I commended the effort of the government to gainfully employ 500,000 teachers across the states . It shows that the government recognise the high level of unemployment in the country.

Government maynot realise so much revenue from other sources such as taxes, import tarrif as the profit realised by most companies across the state are decreasing considering the high cost of running business and the rate of importation is reducing.

I hope the government will implement this ambitious and bold budget to the benefits of all nigerians considering the assumptions upon which the budget was prepared- exchange rates, inflation rate, price of oil barrel in the international market with target sale of 2billion barrel daily and others

Very objective comment. Anyone with half a brain knows that a budget is a projection. The key is to work towards achieving it as much as possible. Even in ones private business such projections are made. Anything from 65-70% achievement would be considered a positive grade.

Rather than criticising before the budget even takes effect, watch and critic the budgets execution where it fails to meet set projections. Then you'll have a verifiable point.

[quote author=APCLyingBastard post=41247477][/quote]APCLyingBastatd. Moniker registered four days ago. Purpose clear as day. Pray tell, what's your original moniker. Just curious that's all.

tyrannasty:
Financial experts, economists,
What are the implications of this?


One thing I'm sure of is they're gonna exploit that country.
These asians ain't loyal

Yes o. They should come and educate us. Is this the birth of the Chinese Republic of Zimbabwe?

joseph1832:
Nope. He will say he has absolutely no idea that there is petrol scarcity in Nigeria.

America will know...

All dis shidren sef. When we played tag, we played it on the street. All this online drama sef.

Bet wetin konsign me for the mata? Mtschewwww.

mukina2:
Yaya love please stop diving

Leave him o. He is practicing for the Olympics.

This is okay as long as I get my prepaid meter soon. But if any Ikedc official brings me estimated bill with this rate, na wahala o.

christopher123:
When you have a bunch of people that disregard court order what do you expect


You voted change ....this is it

Savour it....pls where can I get fuel again ?

Oga, when did the House of Reps become a judicial court of law?

Glory hunters. Mtschewwww.

edwife:
Just passing by

https://45.media.tumblr.com/6234b6f2089efcad18c55d8a326d8206/tumblr_n0gcowKXvN1rrr1sso1_400.gif

aieromon and dabossman i hail thee.

Keep on moving don't stop now...

edwife:
Mukina2 baby,i missed you like kilode?

Dabossman dream On!

Oh, so you have been resuscitated. Was Mourinho the one keeping you on bed rest before? Well, thank God you are back. I mean you..., not Chelsea.

RockMaxi:

Only in Nigeria, how can someone address newsmen and still plead for anonymity.

As you don talk my mind already, no need to repeat. I guess they begged a room full of newsmen to keep their names secret. We dey watch.

TonyeBarcanista:
which one is Groom's suit? The bride is telling that the guy she's holding is her Broda, while the one holding her is her hubby and not best man. Are you the photographer?

Chai, Tonye e nor suppose be you wey go dey exhibit comprehension problem like this. The foul mouth who is the subject of this thread is not in the picture. She must have been standing beside the moronic "professional photographer" along with the other bridesmaids while her husband, who happens to also be her brother's bestman is grabbing her new sister in law's butt.

Hope you gerrit now?

PhockPhockMan:
https://www.naij.com/669807-photos-buharis-minister-amaechi-commissions-jonathans-train.html

Exactly One year ago when I wanted to travel to my village for Christmas and new year festivities, I decided to travel with train. My major aim was to witness Jonathan's Railway Transformation by myself.
As usual, I didn't dissapoint my nairaland admirers and enemies.
I captured some moments within and outside the train which I shared in this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/2077558/unforgettable-train-experience-pictures

Today, APC government is taking glory for projects they don't know how or when it was done.


Below is pictures of the minister of transport, Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi commissioning the same train that took to village last year.

I SMELL SCAM.

I fully agree that this is a project of the GEJ administration, and I said that much yesterday on another thread. What I however fail to understand is the "taking glory" part. What should this government do? Abandon the project? Destroy the trains and pull up the rail lines? GEJ's administration has done well by starting the railway transformation, as they did in agriculture. PMB should build on that, not abandon it. If every government since 1960 had improved on what the past administration did, we won't be where we are today. Why this need to ascribe things to ourselves and stamp our names on it?

Mind you, it is our money that was used to achieve these things not Amaechi, GEJ or PMB's money.

Toks2008:
Now you are getting it twisted.

Yes i dont and will never use a condom on any lady because..

1.I dont do casuals.
2. If i ever make love to you then iim definitely ready to share the consequence be it pregnancy or sti.

If i dont cherish you,i wont even touch you and asides this,when i make love i actually make love to a lady with everything involved shey you get..so why fool myself using condom on my dk when i did not use for my mouth.

The bottom line is that if i were the indecent type,if any lady bring herself i will use a condom big time afterall that is what she wants.

This write up is about the mindset of guys who use the condom on these ladies.

If condom is baned today i guess anstinence will be mostly sacrosanct so ladies should stop allowing randy men screw them like whores all because there is a condom.

condom is for casual sex with a casual lady.

If only ladies know what goes through the mind of most guys when they make love to them with condoms.

The bolded parts right there are the most outrageous parts of your post. How can you conclude on what the mindset of guys are? Have you interviewed all the guys on planet Earth? Are you a mind reader? Millions of men around the world use condoms with their wives whom they love dearly as a means of family planning and you are here saying what?

Are you even married? If not then stop talking about stuff you know nothing about. And please stop having unprotected s.ex with girls you are not married to, and don't give them head either. You'll only blame yourself if you get HIV.

OP, when you get married and have 12 kids you can't cater for, come back and rewrite this poo. Oh, and please show it to the girl you plan to marry. Hopefully, she will refuse to use the pill and other family planning methods before you begin to accuse her of infidelity.

So, I heard that Crown FC of Ogbomosho is looking for a coach. Mou is available now o, ehen!

cc. Edwife come o! You can stop supporting QPR now. Chelsea are back! Abi na will be back. Wait, may be back. Warrefa mehn.

cc. Mukina2

From the Special One, to the Happy One, to the Sacked One. But Auntie Eva, this ya winch strong o! Chai!

Mourinho won Premier League 6 months ago - SACKED.
Wenger hasn't won Premier League for 11yrs - UNSACKABLE.

- Piers Morgan.

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/677502878400008192

From the Special One, to the Happy One, to the Sacked One. Bye bye Mou.

I do believe this is one of the GEJ projects. Well, hopefully this new government will continue and improve on the railway revolution. Nigeria really needs this.