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hopefulLandlord:
one guy has taken a pic of Yahweh's abode and was thrown out but he uploaded the pic and sent it to all of us via heavenly WiFi in time before he was ejected

below is the pic of Yahweh's abode

Lol, . Fake picture.
Since you can't snap, then Describe how heaven is.

What are you doing in heaven now?

hahn:
Count and pay into the fake account or you will receive fake beating

LMAO

You are a real pastorprennuer, don't worry as your fake usher. I will put into the fake account

BTW how's hell? No picture?

hopefulLandlord:
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

But you cannot snap picture of where you are,

so God approved your sending of this message but won't approve picture.

hahn:
So?

God is fake
Jesus is fake
And I can bet you cannot point out a real pastor because even among Christians there has always been disagreement between what is what in your religion hence the 30,000 denominations you guys have

Don't worry, I will employ you as an usher. At all at all na him bad pass

Fake pastor, fake church
Don't worry as your fake usher, I will help you count your tithes and offerings

hopefulLandlord:
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

Please describe heaven and post pictures of heaven, since you can browse on nairaland over there, you should be able to take pictures too. Thank you
Hahn please, pictures of hell also,
Pics or .......you know the rest

hahn:
I want to open a church soon. I need to practice

You will come and pay offering and tithe abi?

Story.
That's means you'll be a fake pastor, since it's offering and tithe you are looking for.
You ehn

hahn:
Lol. Why you dey blow my bubble na?

You wan fall my religion hand na you dey use am catch fun so I gats return the favour
abi e no good like that?

MRAKBEE:
why do u bring ipob into this thread?
U deserve an e slap

She is disgusting that's why. I love this thread because it's a chance to learn about different cultures but as with most threads on NL it's getting derailed by immature babies masquerading as adults.

Ijaya123:
[s]Plenty of Igbos queue everyday to buy and consume amala and ewedu in Lagos here. They must be Jedi Jedi patients then.[/s]

What brought Igbos into this now? So anyone who says anything bad about yoruba tribe is now Igbo, instead of you to respond to his words about the food you drag Igbos into your sillyness

MRAKBEE:
I see elements of hypocrisy in some of your posts.
U initially condemned those who think that some Yorubas foods look wierd to them which i believe is only their opinion drawn out of personal experiences but u later did worst by asking if one of those tribes is really a tribe in the real sense..

She is disgusting.

generalbush:
You really deserve it bro. Look at the number of years you have wasted on Nairaland.

We can compensate you by donating a section for you. When old age comes calling, you can look back and call that section an achievement.

Lol.

Damn, you really had his time

Cyynthia:
If I say that the presidency is filled with maggots, it would look as if that I am hating.
These people are hell bent in ensuring that southern Christians are intimidated/eradicated with their intention of establishing sharing law all over the country.
The attack on Ipob is an attack on Igbos/Christians because, Igbos are 99.9℅ Christians and Ipob is ibo and ibo is Ipob because they ordered Sit at home order and everybody complied.Forget all these pretence as if the attack is targeted on Ipob only.
They are gradually spreading their wings.

Osun state and Kano recently declared public holidays celebrating Islamic whatever whatever in a secular state like Nigeria.
They started with Ipob today, tomorrow is another group
Once they are done with Igbos, Yorubas will be very easy because half of us are Muslims..
Igbos are those checkmating the northern and Islamic dominance in Nigeria because they are all Christians. They know that Ibos are very stubborn that's why they had to start with them, but ibo governors won't read the hand writing on the wall because they are busy struggling to protect their selfish interest(looting). If they succeed in dealing with Ibos, Islamization agenda will become very easy to implement, but God forbids.

Sharia law is already in 12 states
(Don't forget that Nigeria is a secular state). Look at the second picture I attached below as well.
Head slammers are free to cry on my mentions as usual.

Nice

IamaNigerianGuy:
Go and read your preferred source of news again.
The Federal Government is pushing for Islamic banking. Under the bigot janja.weed CBN governor Sanusi, the CBN was the mega phone for Islamic finance. Now bubu the dullard had taken up the cause. So your pretence and lies that Islamic banking/sukkuk it whatever you call it is innocent cannot hold. If it is a private initiative, then what is the business of the federal government in it ? That alone is a violation of the principle of separation of church and state.
For 50 years and more, the northern Muslims have tried to foist their religion on other groups (and failed). Islamic banking is just another attempt to introduce their failed plan to the south.
You guys are really strange: carve yourself a country and practice Sharia to your satisfaction, you refuse. Let other groups go their own way: you refuse. Pathetic.
Please stop invoking the USA. There is rule of law there. No Boko haram. No killing pastors wives. No beheading of people of a different religion. Incidents of these types must be avoided that is why we insist on secularism. We know what you are capable of and how you sneak your agenda through the back door.

FYI: CAN is a group composed of far more than flamboyant pastors.

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hahn:
You are the one who is brainwashed my friend

It is quite a shame that this new generation do not understand how God works and this is why the world is the way it is.

Does God want us to suffer and struggle? No

God only wants us to enjoy the better things of life and to enjoy all the happiness he created

I will advice you to read your bible and ask for the Holy spirit to give you guidance and understanding

I shall put you in my prayers and by the end of the month I decree that something big will happen in your life in Jesus name

Amen

This your sarcasm sha,

and people are taking you serious.
Anyways
it's what you see some Christains do that you're doing

Buharimustgo:
Its good that they smile in those places so that those cheering the army while the killed people in southeast will have a feel of what the demonic and blood sucking president ordered

It's very funny, those that were laughing that python was dancing in the south east can't talk anymore

What's the address of this church

izzou:
Sincerely, i didnt laugh

Am serious

Lol,

izzou:
They are coming for your head



Deactivate now before it becomes late

Awon Chimamanda Adichie are on their way

So it was funny?

Daboomb:
Dude is in his "last 13months" of incaceration in a maximum prison and is just trying to make up for lost time.

Let us be considerate.

Lol, is that why you think?

It's their life, what's my own

Jostico:
Its yemi alade

I'm confused, why this picture? that's not nice

What kind of style is this? He should have come down himself or if he was that busy he could have waited till another time to do so, the man, the girl and the messenger, hmmm, I have no words
Anyways, it's their life,

LordKO:
@OP

Don't allow anyone to guilt trip you into believing that you're wrong with your actions. For one, a debtor remains a slave to his creditor until he redeems his pledge, therefore, it behove on him to pacify you, either by reimbursing you within the agreed time frame or give you cogent reason why you should grant him more grace of time to enable him reimburse you (in case if he's not in good financial stead yet). What you owe him (if he comes out clean) at this point in time is understanding since both of you had a romantic relationship. His said acts of avoiding effective communications with you in particular and keeping you in suspense in general smack of ungratefulness and conceit on his part - whether he has genuine intentions or not is irrelevant.

As for those talking about "men ego" as they reason for his irritating attitude, didn't he realize that he has ego problem before he solicited for the financial assistance/partnership from her? I mean, only small-minded people exhibits ego - effacement and humbleness remains the best recipe for any sane person (business person or not) that wishes to attain a greater height in the business world in particular and life in general. It's unfortunate that small-minded people do mistake virtues like self-effacing, humbleness, sincerity and compassion as signs of weakness on the side of one that possesses them. In fact, the worst mistake someone of the noble leanings can ever make is having someone of the small-minded leanings as a partner/friend.

Loyalty is like a two-way traffic light, its reciprocal. People should stop mixing up disingenuousness for cleverness. Someone that ethically doesn't merit a loan from another isn't worth keeping closely - I dislike small-minded people. So also as one who can't extend a loan to his prudential partner/friend isn't worth keeping closely too - self-centered and selfish people irritates me. Whenever I look around what I normally see are frenemies that disguises themselves as partners/friends; Pretense, disingenuousness, feeble-mindedness and hypocrisy are the order of the day.

On the flip side, it's irritatingly appalling that many (both sexes) has turned this forum to their aggression visit ground. If someone somewhere betrayed/dumped you - with or without your making - that shouldn't be reason enough to develop needless hatred for the opposite sex or being biased when an issue relating to an opposite sex is being discussed. A thread like this shouldn't be a battle ground for people with bitter life experience or misandrists or misogynists or chauvinists.

Cc immee

ImaIma1:
I will ignore the child.

Men here are too quick to just attack women even when the man is CLEARLY at fault. They didn't even acknowledge that she gave him the money. I don't know how they think.

It's sad. They want to blame her by all means. They don't know that they just end up disgracing themselves

ImaIma1:
Lol @ showing love. I became very alert to things like that. My colleague's ex even moved out of his studio and house after she lent him money and refused to pay. She is still looking for him. And mine, a different story...he is probably in Bermuda triangle cos he just disappeared.

Ignore that one quoting you jor, that's how he has been quoting me and everyone else, he is ignored forever let him get the attention he is desperately craving for from else where,

I want a guy to come and say his wife to be who he loaned money is behaving exactly like the guy in this story, I want to laugh at the hypocrisy of most nairaland men. That's the day that you will know that what the guy in this story is doing is wrong.

rosalieene:
Even if they settle, the hurt would still be there, the trust would have died since

Was just trying to be optimistic for her sake

rosalieene:
Immee your greatest mistake was bringing this to nairaland.

You can see thAt some Guys here are coming for your head. they ignored the part Whr you said you are financially stable and don't demand. they refused to acknowledge the fact that ur guy hasn't been picking up calls if not for anything,

do you know why? you see, some guys here on nairaland don't usually see anything wrong in what their fellow guy did to a lady.

They will just make you feel bad.

someone said meagre 500k, forgetting that Alot of people will jump at ur feet if you dash them such amount.

So they even said meagre, the one that said miserly. If I tell you that it pained me eh, I'm not the one that loaned the money but it really pained me,

When the guy wanted to borrow money, was begging for it, was using it to get his business back on track it wasn't miserly, but when it came to paying back that's when it became miserly. chai!.

So much nonsense contained in one person's comment, that's why I had to tell her to ignore.

NoToPile that's how they behave. I stand by my words, let it be a lady that did what this man is doing, the comments will shock you that day.

prettyboi1989:
i jst watchd d highlight on raw and m like wtf? how could ko deliver a super kick to d chairman of wwe? thats preposterous. they should just suspend the guy for a whole year. well they have put him and shane o mack in a match which i feel shane is likely to lose. baba is too old to get a win over kevin owen, a 1 year suspension would av sufficed.

It's these days they don't beat any manager again, during the days of Vince they were beating him up any time they feel like it

Charlotte facing Natalia for smackdown women's championship, and l'm loving it

Dancing here , go charlotte.

Awww, next time becky

Maduawuchukwu:
I think she is wrong too. I sense paranoia and mistrust from her side. The guy is established so what is 500K? He has a fixed location so where can he run to after scamming? He does not pick her calls but he texts her probably because she flares up when talking about the money. How does she know that his business is going well nw? If he is the one that told her then he obviously doesn't plan on scamming her. The poster made a statement about him buying her gifts. This to me shows that he has spent a dime on gifts(she stated it hear because it is to significant to leave out). A guy who wants to scam you won't spend much on gifts for you just because he wants to scam you of 500k. What ya say?

She is not wrong,, why

500k is the money she loaned him that he was begging for. That is what is 500k, I wonder why you guys are trying to diminish the amount as if it's not substantial.

Won't you sense too? After you loaned someone money, you don't see the person, the person hardly picks your call, doesn't call, you only communicate through texts. Won't you start feeling somehow?

Even if she didn't loan the guy any money, what boyfriend will do the above to his girlfriend and expect her to be happy, now add money in the mix and you say she is wrong, na wa for una oh, no be so oh.

All these things we are here assuming we wouldn't have been assuming if the guy had simply communicated with her, that's just the problem, but he didn't, which is why we are here. please tell me how the girl is wrong

I honestly don't know if the guy is trying to scam her or not but I don't really see where she is wrong.

Maduawuchukwu:
The guy is 100% going to payback. U wan bet?

I'm not against the guy, I'm against the posters that are attacking the lady for way she is feeling which is completely justified for no other reason than the fact that she is female and they can never agree that a female can be in the right while the guy is wrong in an issue that involves both sexes

I hope he pays back also.

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