₦airaland Forum

UrPapa:
They both need attention

Their genotypes is AS

Attention Seekers!

Thanks to the stealing of billions he's doing for this FG, he was retained... Well done SGF

Hassan4321:
By the time Buhari's administrator serves its term, Gen. Abacha and Goodluck Jonathan's corruption will be insignificant.

Nigerians should just ensure they don't reelect APC as a party at the Presidency. Whoever wins from their end will ensure they keep the corruption under wraps from the world.

You're right.... If APC wins, it's gonna be business as usual

sirmustyla:
Nigeria's type of democracy is very funny.

Democracy or moneycrazy?

Nachory:
Try to get enough sleep during the day & drink coffee at work. If you're still feeling sleepy, walk around..

Best advice for you @OP

gaby:
Maybe black coffee...

Thank God for my kind of work.

Night shift na to arrange bed with pillow, duvet up, na see you in La La Land.

Sometimes you can't help but begin to feel guilty that you are getting paid to sleep...

You're paid to sleep? On a bed with duvet join?

adspelite:
For Halloween abi

Yeeee

Ladiesdoctor:
At least Tonto Dike picture make sense, anybody can cry

But see Bobrisky, he/she look like a Venezuelan ghost.

Haha...

Venezuelan ghost indeed! Very funny

Stallionhorse:
Lol... My two favorite people..

Bobrisky is still your favorite after that witchy horrible face even with powder and lipstick.? Yuck!

johnkay1:







EMEFIELE IS READY TO PUNISH NIGERIANS FOR KICKING AGAINST HIS CANDIDACY.

NEXT IS RAISING BANK STAMP DUTY FROM #50 TO #200.

LOL


I HEARD CUSTOM DUTY ON COROLLA 2007 IS #1.2MILLION. WE GO WISE BY FORCE

No wonder Buhari retained the idiot

uthlaw:
The thing is just that,females of this generation are just too cheap and worthless!

And you just had to leave the culprit out of it

Such men usually bus drivers have jazz they use on any woman they fancy.... I wonder what attraction a woman can feel for a common school bus driver

Wicked men everywhere you go like MTN, taking advantage of female folks while unthinking ones who are worse will still come out to bash them

doshiyad1:
I tell you. asin........... so painful, my mum did it to me that year, honestly i can't even describe how i felt then. But it is well as am a mom too now.

Our moms of those days sha

alhaji04:
Baba, as i read d first 2 lines, i don laugh tire because i don aleardy knw d end. u get d point

But wetin dey make our mamas dey do us strong thing like dat as if dem get meeting where dem learn am?

Offpoint1:
Your own better, I once asked over the phone "Sorry, what position did I applied for again? " the lady just went silent for couple of seconds, then sigh and re-affirmed if I go by the name xxxxx xxxx offpoint.

Nobi my fault, sapa make person sent 100 cv daily on LinkedIn and all known job sites to mankind, and I don apply for all job positions known to mankind including dog assistant madam asked me "Why are your Educational qualifications missing?" I asked her "is it necessary or relevant to the position I'm applying for? I need educational qualifications to take give dog food and pack shit?

Ogun go kee past and present Nigeria Leaders.

You sey make you start personal hustle, environment no gree, you sey make you find job, na war... you come see job, pay na peanut...job stress na elephant

The first 3 paragraphs was hilarious!

adeoyekay:
fact,my mum did this to me

Money that someone has already planned for... Chai

adeoyekay:
fact,my mum did this to me

Chai...

Those days, our mama will buy you kolo, encourage you to save your money gifts etc. ... Long story short, you'll just wake up one day to see that she has emptied the kolo...

She'll just laugh and say, is that the amount I've spent in feeding and clothing you? Chai... It can pain ehn

omegafeetal:
Opinion Poll: Vaginal Tear Or Cut During Childbirth. A Dream Or A Dread.

A wonderful day to everyone.

In the course of my discussion with a group of women on childbirth experiences and associated issues including vaginal tear or cut during child delivery and its management. Someone stated that she dread having a Tear or Episiotomy again after the ugly experience at the birth of her first child which almost cost her life after being poorly managed by the healthcare workers.

Almost immediately after that, another woman expressed her desire to have a tear at delivery, cos she had learnt that the place gets tightened more as the sutured wound heals, giving more pleasure during intercourse.

I'm now seeking members' opinion, especially mothers, on this issue.

Do/Would you Desire for a Tear or Cut During Childbirth or you Dread it.

Thanks ahead for your responses

This NL mods self. You put this main stuff foe frontpage?

God1000:
He died in a foreign hospital, our hospitals are not good enough for them

Nigeria has become their cemetery, they will loot our money, invest in abroad, enjoy with their families over there till they die before shipping their cadavers back home.

A land that should be flowing with milk and honey has been reduced to a cesspit by these knaves and kleptomaniacs

Somebody should please wipe my tears

At least, they're dieing one by one... . About 50- something of them

Comedian2019:
Your brother lives in the whole Bauchi State.

Some people wey no sabi wetin dey happen for their backyard? Even those abroad know more than some of the folks living in the states where those events take place

Hashabiah:
The muslims of Nigeria should just come out boldly and tell us(Christians) that our presence in Nigeria is blasphemous so that we can officially divide this country across religious lines . This guerrilla tactics of hiding under blasphemy is becoming too old .

You know that blasphemy is just a farce.... The blood letting and murders they have committed and still perpetrating as instructed by thier mullahs is what they're carrying out with so much joy and zeal…

Even that stupid guy, Pantamis said it that they are all happy and overjoyed when they hear about the killings of Christians.... That's their source of joy..... He's still a minister despite holding such murderous views.... Is it any surprise what's happening?

They know it's the turn of a Southern Christian and they are already resisting it but it must surely come to pass. One way or the other.. we kafirs must rule

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Nah all thanks to the terrorist for releasing them cos God was too powerless to release them..all he did was watch them get kidnapped..
Now you want to give him the praise..nah it doesn't work that way..

It's no one's fault that you don't know God.... Just free anyone who believe God exists and really deserves all the praise..

Some people gat no joy

I can't believe you actually thanked the bloodsucking terrorists because you really hate God

Supreme145:
It's not in my nature to bother about people's relationships but this is happening to someone that's like a brother to me. He has been dating a girl for a year now and it's obvious this girl doesn't love him but he won't just give up. He keeps throwing money at her in a bid to win her love.

Things got messier when this girl met a particular guy some months back... This guy happens to live in the compound of my club mate so I know him well. The girl has begged my guy to free her that she's in love with someone else but this guy no gree instead he's planning to attack the innocent guy.

He confided in me that the girl has not let him touch her since she met this other guy, that's over five months now. I once overhead the guy boasting to his friends that he's a redpiller because someone else is taking care of his girlfriend while he does the knacking free of charge. He's even flexing everything that my guy buys for the girl.
All pleas to my guy to free this girl has fallen on deaf ears.

My club mate told me that the girl has been with the guy for over one month now, my guy comes to town once a week to see the girl, gets her stuffs and this girl will just go back to the other boy that is even jobless.

My guy is finer and far richer than this new guy, he's planning to start a business for this girl and I've been trying to change his mind to no avail. It's no longer normal, I would've said he's charmed but the girl has begged him to free her but he refused. The guy is even the one flexing the sample of the products he sent her. Everything she has done to drive him has failed so she just relaxed and enjoying the money.

This simping is on another level, it hurts me to see my guy in this kinda situation. I've gotten him picture proofs that the girl is cheating but he won't change his mind. The girl even admitted that she's been having sex with the guy buy he's claiming its a lie and the girl is trying to drive away.

Is there anything I can do to help him abeg.

I wanted to tell you to mind your own business before I read this .

OP, pray for your guy, the poor guy get somethings they call amudo.... Yes some wicked idiots use charms to sleep with any lady and she can't leave till he gets tired of her...

My friend who had a shop told me how a young guy brought a beautiful lady to his home, she observed that the lady was came to her senses and was asking what she was doing there? The guy quickly waved a ring in her face and she followed him inside.

All guys who're into this kinda thing... Will die miserably ijn. Amen!

Beautiful.

Avoid the drama and bitterness from a free for all fight that having many contestants can cause

Penguin2:
Genuine love

I’m sure Nigerians will party for one week if Peter is declared president. Because it will be the birth of fresh air and new hope.

Meanwhile, this woman’s(the woman far right with her husband carrying a baby) husband should put an eye on her. Look at her blushing

I’m sure she’s ready to knack Peter Obi if she gets the opportunity

You get evil mind. Black woman is blushing?
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Orisirisi

FactBoyz:
Nigerians Mob Peter Obi At Abuja Airport; He Poses For Selfies

Selfie taking by Ob andi others is now news!

Last chance bawo?

People love exaggerating

Sltp:
Why do foreigners always claim they were infected with these diseases in Africa when people living in some of these endemic countries have never seen someone that has it?

Thanks for the good observation... They always want the world to believe that anything bad comes from Africa/ Africans. While all the good stuffs are claimed by them even if they're Africans or from Africa

GloriousGbola:
for those cheering, Nigeria may be the ground zero for this

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/528825-monkeypox-nigeria-records-558-cases-eight-deaths-in-five-years.html

It a white man. If not, he would have been quarantined and sent back

References:
BREAKING: 17/05/2022.

You gay people, Bob risky wannabes. ....Your own too dey do pressup, na follow come