₦airaland Forum

seunsiju:
Still battling with one unwanted pregnancy ,expected to be a father soon, Read https://www.nairaland.com/6980702/over-girlfriend-pregnant
Another girl is pregnant for me and his parent insist on no abortion
Why i'm so fertile like this, Wheras i already had a year old boy, second pregnancy is now like 4 months, new one is now a month pregnancy
Three expected children in a space of three years is too much for me to handle, tho i'm financially bouyant, all thanks to crypto
Advise on what to do, i don't want any more child !!i hate using condoms
Pls no insult!!!

You're a very very jobless person. Fvking anything female... You're now asking 'why am I fertile like dis'... Joker!

I'm not sorry for you but those unborn babies

If you were in the boarding house before this, you'd have been used to it.

You'll get used to her

All these overaged papas and mamas in the SUGs of higher institutions no dey gree leave school on time because of the colossal sums of money they're enjoying... Na wah for you oh

Mindlog:
This is certainly a comedy series, the boys on your street are also happy because our wife is back.

Don't mind him.... It's prolly a figment of his imagination of a.tear rubber that has consumed him

Heathrow44:
Wow u missed his calls 2x , just kukuma say he's not valuable than talking this nonsense, just like the other person said if it was ur brother/parent u would pick the call no matter how engrossed in ur work u claim u re! so the real question is ? is he important enough for me to pick the call ? and the answer is no he isn't, so u let the calls go on and on

In case you don't understand. When a phone is silent, it doesn't ring so even it's the president, I won't see it until I have the to check my phone. So there is nothing to what people make to be important

Collegelove:
Shut up!

Where did this juvenile crawl out from?

Don't ever quote me again!

LaconicINC:
your mindset is terrible sha, and you call yourself educated abi, lemme ask you something, have you ever slept with any woman before you married this 19 yrs old, or you were actually a virgin yourself, if the answer is no, who will marry all the girls your slept with before you married this 19 yrs old since you are looking for a "tear rubber"

You think he has anything upstairs but cotton wool?

Peter532:
are you a tear rubber if you are maybe I can manage you

After doing jazz, you want to renew with tear rubber..? You be vulcanizer?

Meanwhile, you can't manage a 16.year old girl, na me you wan manage Go and manage your abandoned daughter oh Mr manager

Thacutegemini:
Like she wrote waec again ?

She's in the abroad. I don't know exactly the exam they do

Ndibuna:
It was not once or twice.

You could have asked all the same. Hear what she's got to say. After hearing from her and you feel the reasons aren't valid enough, then you can do whatever you want to do.

I missed someone's call twice today not because of anything but I prefer my phone to be in silence due to me avoiding distractions while I work... I may miss many, things are not always what they seem to be....

Maturity is important bro

Thomdey:
Paedo Peter or whatever you call yourself. You claim you are educated and you married a 15/16 year old girl.You are simply a paedophile that must be arrested.It seems you don't know the meaning of virginity.Just admit it that you love sleeping with children & stop using "virginity" to cover your evil deeds up.For goodness sake,there are girls in their 20's that are virgins,even those in their late 20's.You are not a man,you are just an animal & you need to be castrated,you fool!!!

Don't mind the paedophile... After destroying many lady's kpekuses, he now looked for tear rubber... He's getting served!.. no one should pity him... He's turned himself to the laughing stock of the community. Agbaya

Peter532:
This is a girl I signed for tailoring work, her attitude towards me this year changed drastically because of hard times am going through. I have seen her at the far end of my street standing with boys of same age with her holding her anyhow in the waist and every time I caution her that she's no longer a small girl but a woman.

I thought maybe she will grow up, but since on Sunday afternoon she left for her mother's place, she was supposed to come back in the evening, I waited till on Monday morning I couldn't call her because the last time I bought phone for her, she lied she lost it, I later found out that she gave it to one guy who is a Yahoo boy, it nearly caused a big issue that the community chairman had to be involved to settle the whole matter and the money of the phone was paid back to me.

I had to go to her mother place only to see my daughter there and she wasn't in sight. Though her mom was trying to hide it from me but I know what's going on, this isn't the first time she's done something like this

I Just left there this evening, all her mother was saying is I should take it easy.

I didn't beat her

We didn't quarrel, she just left on Sunday afternoon to drop my 3 year daughter at her mothers place.

I'm ashamed of the whole thing, everyone in my compound keeps asking me of her whereabouts, til it has gotten to the far end of our street.

I can't even come out in peace, if I do they must be one person to ask me what happened just to find my mouth, and the shame of explaining everything to them of her she dumped my daughter since on sunday is not easy.

Note: please those Ladies thinking I toke advantage of her, I didn't.
I'm a very educated individual, I did introductions with her parents before she came to live with me.
Then her dowry was paid.
It was my choice, every man dreams to get married to a tear rubber. If I want to remake that choice I probably do it again, this was never to discourage those who wants a young wife.

Shebi the tear rubber don tear eye finish and you can't control her anymore. You married a juvenile, 16 year old. You must be at least twice her age... Now she can't even imagine being with you as a much older father figure.... She has gone to be with her age mates...

Just leave her and go and marry your mate jejely

Ndibuna:
So this female colleague of mine doesn't pick my call when I need to get information of the happenings in the office yet I pick hers and always ready to give her reliable information concerning work.
I urgently needed her one day and had to call again, she didn't pick my calls, she didn't apologise afterwards. I had to block her. So she needed me again and called my number and it wasn't going through. When she saw me she reacted negatively and wasn't talking to me. But do I care? She's not useful to me but want me to be useful to her

You could have asked her gently when you called her. It could be something worth hearing and if one had too many missed calls, sometimes you miss out on one or two. She could have apologized if you called her attention to it...

Guys of these days sha... This vengeance and unnecessary do me I do you, redpillers, NL attitude sef tire me

Hanifai:
IPOB should tread carefully, they are slowly loosing it

They've lost it already... When a set of people starts killing the very people they're supposed to protect to prove any stupid point, it is sheer madness!

JOACHINpedro:
Wow, and everyone was blaming all the male folks.
Nairaland ladies are sexists!

Men! Always defending rubbish.

A man dated a girl before, still had the temerity to continue his 'friends with
benefits" relationship with her while he introduced his innocent wife to the same Jezebel!

Bestie my foot... Ladies your mumu don do. Anyone your husband introduces as a friend. Don't listen o... Jezebel must have done the act with the knowledge of the guyman they call 'husband'...

Nonsense

funshint:
That's the parent company of Tecno, Infinix and Itel.

Thanks for the info.

anonimi:
When will our football teams do so well so that their counterparts from the rest of the world will be unpopular in Nigeria

You are right. Once we get the football stuff right, most of the money spent on foreign clubs by Nigerians will stay here.

fayetegany:
but why is that old man looking there, why is she even there begin with!

She dey expect money rain from OBO

funshint:
Nonsense transsion phones....the one I'm using now(Infinix Smart 5) will be the last transsion phone I'll ever use by God's grace. I'm upgrading

What's a transsion phone?

funshint:
Nonsense transsion phones....the one I'm using now(Infinix Smart 5) will be the last transsion phone I'll ever use by God's grace. I'm upgrading

What model do you advise?

Zonefree:
They gave him a girlfriend

Imagine after beating him and they gave him a girlfriend like siofra or Iyaebe...double tragedy

You nor well

Orgasmgiver123:
Oga He said place of work
So you sleep in your place of work and security men guard you
So the security man doesn’t have off days
Or don’t people dream in the afternoon again
Na wah for you oh

Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

I quoted this:

A Security Officer at my former place of work approached me around 7am when I got to the Office

I know of a security man who live inside a gate house and in one night, 3 generators, different sizes oh..Got stolen... The kind that one man can't carry alone oh, and in a fenced house!

Is that security man or sleeping idiot?

Most security men sleep off with dreams! This one had the boldness to be telling his evil dream by 7a.m haba! He's a goner abeg

NaughtyBrainiac:
A Security Officer at my former place of work approached me around 7am when I got to the Office.

He told me he saw me in his dream working as a bus conductor. He interpreted the dream to mean moving from grace to grass. He only told me to pray against it, I thanked him and I prayed against it in my own way.

My monthly net pay was about 10 times that of this Security Officer but I was very kind to and free with him, his colleagues and others. Maybe that made it very easy for him to share such dream with me.

Not more than 3 months after, I had very serious issues and what he saw in his dream happened. Proper grace to grass scenario.

The episode hit me real bad and that's when I believed that there is truly something called Depression, Mental health and Suicidal thoughts.

I am still seriously battling my grass phase, I hope and pray the saying " Tough times don't last, tough people do" is real and not just one of the many cliche used by Motivational Speakers.

Please share your dream or someone's dream about you that came to pass.

Thank you

Next time. A security man who was supposed to watch sleeps and now told you dreams especially bad dream. Fire him instantly if you can or reject and send it back to the dreamer ASAP. Se people get bad mouths and if you don't return it, it will come to pass o.

[quote author=azraeljaheel post=112900668]Excess alcohol and drugs plus marathon sex with a shameless person will always result into this

Na who get money dey get erection [/quote)]

But how come the poor people dey get plenty pikins despite say dey no get money? But dem still dey get plenty erections

SAMTOBIJU:
2 oooo. I saw it too.

3. If you look at the black cap, nose cover and black outfit. But they're his supporters who wore same attire probably as body doubles because of security... He can't be too careful with the no of desperate presidential candidates we have

I just pray that Osinbajo wins, no matter what other politicians may do, we need to have at least somebody with brains and the right stance minus enemies within and without

teeshet:
biggie. "man listen straight torture
Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to lucifer real name christopher
Watch me set it off like vivica
Here lies your demise
Close your eyes
Think good thoughts
Die while your skin start to glisten
Pale blue hands get cold
Your soul's risen
Its bad cause i just begun
What make shit bad
I was just havin fun
Ahaha"
Whats beef

These morbid lines are supposed to be some kinda lyrics sane people should listen to and enjoy?

meritadavize1:
Shey this one na fuji musician niii?

Rara o, na apala musician

NaughtyBrainiac:
Hello All,

A friend studied Biochemistry in one of Nigeria's Federal Universities, she has completed NYSC but she does not have a job yet.

Her brother who currently resides in the UK wants her to enrol in a school of Nursing in Nigeria and she is not happy with what her brother wants.

I asked her if her brother's reason is because Nursing is profitable in the UK and she said YES, that's his reason. The goal is that she'd eventually relocate to the the UK.

My concerns are:

1. Why study a course like Biochemistry and go back to a school of Nursing? Aren't there better alternatives?
2. Most of the people I know that attended school of Nursing always go back to the Univeristy for BSc. Nursing.
3. School of Nursing in Nigeria will take her about 3 years and I am sure she will still need to write some exams before she will be able to work as a Registered Nurse in the UK.

Are there possibilities of moving to the UK to study that version of Nigerian School of Nursing? If yes, how expensive is it?

On the other hand, if she's able to go to the UK for her masters, masters in what course can she apply for (please bear in my that she is a Biochemistry graduate) that would give her chances of securing a good job in the UK ( At least, a kind of job that would still make her earn something close to what Nurses earn)?

Please advise. Thank you

OP, if the brother will finance it, let her go for Nursing ASAP. With her background in Biochemistry, she will ace her results...

My sister was a science student but she later changed to commercial, she even became chartered as an accountant. Worked in banks but even Nurses earned more till she went back to Nursing. Nursing pays o