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eseosa77: Just look at all these poor android users ranting here!.protest for what?.the same u all condemn blackberry phones and portrayed it to be toys after BIS was realeased on android phones.I ve had no regrets still using it.My only advice for u all is to go back and buy a blackberry phone and subscribe 1k 3gb with glo nd use it as hotspot for ur glorified china phones called android.I gussed u all are now eating ur vomit.this one made me to remenber fela's SUFFERING nd SMILLING.welcome back to BB team again,BB still rules.

Amefrica: Another one... There was this girl in my neighbourhood, I've been crushing hard on her, we lived in d same neighbourhood for good 9years. We never got to talk, I've calculated the time she used to go and buy fuel, so I would stand outside expecting her and if I eventually did, I'd be imagining her nu'dity and imagining my JT btw her legs

*fastforward* exactly the 9th year, I summoned courage and followed her to the filling station, now she's a big girl and me sef not too bad. We chatted to the station suddenly she said she's lost the fuel money, I asked how much, she said #2500 I gave her, she bought the petrol I assisted her to carry it, the next day I heard they've parked to their house.. I cried blood

Amefrica: Another one... There was this girl in my neighbourhood, I've been crushing hard on her, we lived in d same neighbourhood for good 9years. We never got to talk, I've calculated the time she used to go and buy fuel, so I would stand outside expecting her and if I eventually did, I'd be imagining her nu'dity and imagining my JT btw her legs

*fastforward* exactly the 9th year, I summoned courage and followed her to the filling station, now she's a big girl and me sef not too bad. We chatted to the station suddenly she said she's lost the fuel money, I asked how much, she said #2500 I gave her, she bought the petrol I assisted her to carry it, the next day I heard they've parked to their house.. I cried blood

Amefrica: Another one... There was this girl in my neighbourhood, I've been crushing hard on her, we lived in d same neighbourhood for good 9years. We never got to talk, I've calculated the time she used to go and buy fuel, so I would stand outside expecting her and if I eventually did, I'd be imagining her nu'dity and imagining my JT btw her legs

*fastforward* exactly the 9th year, I summoned courage and followed her to the filling station, now she's a big girl and me sef not too bad. We chatted to the station suddenly she said she's lost the fuel money, I asked how much, she said #2500 I gave her, she bought the petrol I assisted her to carry it, the next day I heard they've parked to their house.. I cried blood

Amefrica: Another one... There was this girl in my neighbourhood, I've been crushing hard on her, we lived in d same neighbourhood for good 9years. We never got to talk, I've calculated the time she used to go and buy fuel, so I would stand outside expecting her and if I eventually did, I'd be imagining her nu'dity and imagining my JT btw her legs

*fastforward* exactly the 9th year, I summoned courage and followed her to the filling station, now she's a big girl and me sef not too bad. We chatted to the station suddenly she said she's lost the fuel money, I asked how much, she said #2500 I gave her, she bought the petrol I assisted her to carry it, the next day I heard they've parked to their house.. I cried blood

2Legit2Qui: Have you actually seen or heard this woman speak or you just base your assertions on all you read on the internet? I will like to know.

pweeryambre: It was the day my stupid boyfriend (now my ex) came to visit and he saw my room mate like if you have That one friend who will borrow stuff from you & never give it back. liked her dat day, kissed her dat day, squeezed her boobs dat day,(infr ont of me oh) dumped me dat day and then took her home to his house in d nite to sleep with her . Took me 3years to get over not bcoming a serial killer.
Another one was one day. I came to class and looking so beauriful and d lecturer (a woman) kept looking at my direction , I kept wondering wat I did cos I ve been sitting quietly paying attention. Next thin she asked one stupid question and asked me to stand, I stood and attempting to answer d question but she cut me off, to rain all manner of insults on me which left d whole class laughing out so loud at me. Still she ordered me out of d room. I kept wondering wat I did wrong.

Tamita: 2nd to comment tinz...
Anyway, I comment my reserve.

galaxi: keep quite fo..ol!!! U do not expect him 2b accurate because he is not writing an english examination,even the oyibo we imitating do not write correct spellings in dis kind of forums....4those english profs. that would want 2score my use of english,u can go n hug transformer down ur street cos i don't mind.

Frostyzone: I don't even believe in the concept of heaven and hell but even if it were so, then I would seek out Mohammed. And when I find him, I would beat the unholy Islam out of him for leaving behind a bloody legacy for sadist to perpetrate.

ifeomabernard: Wow! nice one @op shes my fav ₪Ø☹ matter what alot of people say about her at least shes being herself not like sum pretenders out there! tontolet keep up the spirit #POKO#

Tattooboy: that's ur believe not others.u encourage blasphermy wit silence, while some dont. Pls halt critizingg others' religion.

chidyke77: This our goalkeeper is she under 17 too? So many overaged players in our squad, quite embarrassing.

waja: . Around 25yrs.

Lolaabokoku: So what do you want us to do? To ask you to tell your friend to marry SS or wat?
Next pleaaaaaaase...!

maclatunji: ^Don't tell me they are identical quads. That would be a major miracle!

seedord247: Monkey prove ya point...

seedord247: Where's the rugged man that kicked him out as of today?

Eedris is one the first nigerian afrobeat musician to go US and perform in some local naija club in brooklyn and houston....

He used his music to fight the current crime thats happening in our society then... Mr lecturer and jaga...

He's thr nigerian musician to rise up against Star mega jamz for treating naija musicians like Arrow..

Eedris was nominate to play live in eqypt for coca cola, but obasanjo terminate due to the word he used to qualify naija.

seedord247: I can see that u grow up with boko haram thats why afrobeat is new to you like jollof rice.

Do you know the group called "REMEDIES" in the middle 90's?

yuzedo: Don't be daft! Point out any flaw in my statement and i'll pay your monthly d(ic)k-riding salary of N6,500 right now. Dunderhead!



Obviously, your obtuse-a(ss) isn't worth a rejoinder! Simpleton!

seedord247: Most of u may insult him...but the niqqa is saying the truth... From 1995 to early to 2000's... This player was da bomb and he always put reality to what he sing...

Mr lecturer

Jaga jaga

Come back home

And the unforgetable oko ashewo.

God bless you EEDRIS.