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Family › Re: "He Left Me, So He Must Pay Spousal Support!" Read This Before You Go To Court by Dancebreaker: 3:07pm On May 23, 2025
free2ryhme:
team independent women in tears 😁😁🤣🤣
Hakimi comes to mind.
Many shed tears on hearing the dude's masterstroke that year. grin cheesy
Family › Re: "He Left Me, So He Must Pay Spousal Support!" Read This Before You Go To Court by Dancebreaker: 3:04pm On May 23, 2025
Negroid001:
Hmmmmn. One of my egbon adugbo had issues with his temperamental wife and she left and abandoned 2 kids with him. She came back the following month seeking a divorce, my smart bro only wedded her traditionally. He has custody of the kids now and enjoys the single life with many side chicks.

The woman dey suffer like this. She go bite finger wey dey feed her.
That area dude nor get joy o. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: The Coalition Is To Ensure Tinubu Goes Back To Lagos - El-Rufai by Dancebreaker: 6:31pm On May 21, 2025
El-Rufai is a Tinubu agent.
Anyone who takes him serious na joker. grin grin cheesy

Even if we assume he is serious, Tinubu knows his mumu button. He go press am at the right time. cheesy
Politics › Re: Benin Market Women Protest Over Government's Removal Of Store Roofs( Photos/Vid) by Dancebreaker: 6:11pm On May 21, 2025
Spursy:
Yes I agree. Ibadan and Edo are ancient cities.
Ibadan is actually a young city o. Barely 200 years old. Like Abeokuta. Over 250 years younger than Lagos.

Ibadan was founded in 1829. One of the youngest major cities in SW.

The British already called Benin a city in 1553. The Portuguese even earlier.

Remarkably, Ibadan urbanised and grew quickly. The brown roofs mean iron sheets replaced thatch quite early, a sign of quick development. Quite remarkable growth.
Politics › Re: How Well Do Nigerians Trust Their Leaders & Public Institutions? by Dancebreaker: 11:27am On May 21, 2025
YorubaLord:
Actually the Religious leaders are the worst!

9ja's religious leaders are worse than 9ja's Politicians
Thing is religious leaders don't promise to fix your road, insecurity or electricity.

So, when your normal hustle pays, from bricklayer to Yahoo Plus, people say pastor's prayer has worked. If your hustle doesn't pay, pastor can say pray more and believe more. He has no accountability to blame him for.
Crime › Re: Kehinde Alade: Police React To Death Of Student Killed By Stray Bullet In Ibadan by Dancebreaker: 12:31am On May 21, 2025
blaise26abj:
Na lie !!! A father taking his kids to school driving recklessly and taking one way . Trying to ram police officers ? Abeg find another lie lie !
Watch it here. Unless it's fake video.
Crime › Re: Kehinde Alade: Police React To Death Of Student Killed By Stray Bullet In Ibadan by Dancebreaker: 12:28am On May 21, 2025
Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, with this defence mechanism, would the culprit be brought to book?
Sadly, if you watch the video, the killer police will go Scott-free.

Knowing 9ja situation, everyone must be careful.
Sports › Re: 5 Records Osimhen Has Made, Broken With Galatasaray by Dancebreaker: 5:16pm On May 20, 2025
PSG will suit him most. Chelsea badly need him though, but they need to qualify for UCL first.
Business › Re: Is This One Of The Most Of Unprofitable Business You Can Ever Invest In? by Dancebreaker: 4:50pm On May 20, 2025
Kennyideal:
If these biscuits is all you invest in, then you are at a loss....

But if you have other things you are selling, then you support it with biscuits, then its fine........... There are no profits on it that much, but they attract possible buyers to what you are actually selling!.... Its called "Àwọro" in yoruba... 😁 Crowd bringer...
Some run POS with it these days. Even seasonal foodstuff. Other add Christmas and other seasonal goods. It depends on your hustling level, location and ingenuity.

One person I know receives used clothes from relatives abroad and sell there. Even hair products.
Romance › Re: I Saw Gray Hair On My Girlfriend Private Part. What Could This Mean? by Dancebreaker: 1:22pm On May 20, 2025
That's one arugbo abi agadi nwanyi right there. Correct edede. cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin

If there's no pic, it didn't happen. Back it up with high pixel pics. grin grin cheesy

Which time ladies don tok true for age b4?

If that lady nor be 37, make I win lottery.

Dude, they typically cut 5 or 10 years from their age. Round figure.
Politics › Re: Obidient Movement Reacts To Rumoured Atiku's One-term Deal With Peter Obi by Dancebreaker: 4:23am On May 20, 2025
Arostar2023:
No, Atiku had no business contesting under PDP in 2023. That singular decision resulted in the implosion of PDP. It was the turn of the South...
Or should have shown consistency for once and pick Obi as VP in 2023.

But Atiku wanted Delta's money for campaign. He should have dangled one term presidency in 2023 and promise 3 terms to the South after that. Of course he has no power to ensure 3 terms go to the South but as a goodwill gesture. Even if the Northern PDP might oppose the gentleman agreement.

It would be up to Southern PDP to rotate the 3 terms among Igbo, Yoruba and a minority tribe like Edo, Efik, Urhobo, etc.
Food › Re: Price Of 50cl Coke In Canada Vs Nigeria by Dancebreaker: 2:09am On May 18, 2025
motymop:
This is the dumbest stuff I have ever read in a while.

It is obvious you have no idea about minimum wage or the concept of money
Like at least 80% of 9ja folks.

Reason some don't value money relatives abroad send them.

They think $100 is just like 9ja N100. shocked shocked
I have heard it from peeps, who by 9ja standards, are well educated.
Education › Re: Aunty Joy School Expels Pupils Because Their Mum Refused To Pay ₦15k Party Fee by Dancebreaker: 1:12pm On May 17, 2025
Whois:
Aunty Joy School. Seems the party fee is important to them than the tuition fees.

From their name we shall know them
And the school has no joy. grin grin cheesy cheesy
Education › Re: Direct Entry: 96% Of A-Level Results In BUK Fake, JAMB Laments by Dancebreaker: 12:16am On May 15, 2025
aspabay:
See what future leaders are doing. 6 out of 148. But they will line up and blame politicians.

Nigerians are the problem with Nigeria.
The politicians are their mentors. grin cheesy
Politics › Re: June 12: Pay Abiola’s Family N45bn Debt, Lamido Tells Tinubu by Dancebreaker: 12:27am On May 14, 2025
Vision101:
See trap set for PBAT. So that the nay sayers will say Yoruba paid Yoruba.
Tinubu is taking notes down. He will do many things in his second term. Many of those things will be controversial. But will be certainly bold steps.
Education › Re: JAMB: Meet Afolabi Olumide Ayodeji Who Broke A Decade Record In 2025 by Dancebreaker: 12:19am On May 14, 2025
hitekk:
Maybe na native doctor u go end up with
With that score, as a babalawo, his concoction of leaves no go cure fever o.

E fit be poison sef. cheesy grin
Romance › Re: 7 Wrong Places Young Men Look For A Wife By Elonaires by Dancebreaker: 1:19am On May 13, 2025
If you are a good hubby material, you have a very high chance ending up with an end time woman (baddie). Because you are more likely to be naïve.
Baddies have been around and easily know good guys.

Bad guys pick the best women too. They easily spot good girls because they've been around.

Growing up, I knew several men who were useless but had 3 or 4 wonderful wives. Educated and pretty too. Not like they were rich or very handsome.

While good men had one agbaya wife.
Family › Re: Pastor’s Daughter Reveals Why She’ll Never Seek Marriage Advice From A Pastor by Dancebreaker: 11:23am On May 12, 2025
judewrites:
From the biblical standpoint:

1. A man should love his wife

2. A woman should submit to her husband

If these two principles are followed, no need for marriage counseling, separation or even divorce.
Dazall. Even Bible tok am say woman nor dey love man. Na to submit.

All the men wey dey find woman to "love them for who they are and not for money", na long thing una dey. grin cheesy grin

Na you go love and provide. Her own na to submit.
Education › Re: Six States With Highest Case Of Malpractice In 2025 UTME (Full List) by Dancebreaker: 7:48pm On May 11, 2025
Sheuns:
Dick measuring contest between the two parties will begin.
I have rulers to sell to them.

Even tape, for those with bent d!cks. cheesy grin
Education › Re: Six States With Highest Case Of Malpractice In 2025 UTME (Full List) by Dancebreaker: 7:47pm On May 11, 2025
National Character observed. North & South represented.

North is marginalised here though. cheesy grin
Career › Re: Resident Doctors Oppose NUC As They Upgrade Pharmacy, Physiotherapy To 'Doctor' by Dancebreaker: 3:31pm On May 11, 2025
Ebubu7:
A Pharmacist is not a chemist.

A Pharmacist's title in the USA is Dr. And after his name he puts a bracket (Pharm.D)


Medical Doctors are not the owners of Dr title. What they were admitted to study is MBBS and not Dr. Show me proof they were admitted to study Dr. and Dr. was written on their admission letter. Rather it was Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery.

The real Dr. are the Ph.D holders and it is called Dr of Philosophy (Ph.D). Yet they don't get angry that medical doctors call themselves Dr that they didn't study for because what they studied is MBBS.

There is love in sharing.

Like I said, Dr title does not belong to anyone and in America, Pharmacists are referred to as Dr with (Pharm.D) in bracket

So there is a justification for that, everybody is a healthcare team member.
But remember the US pharmacist would have spent straight eight years to do it. It's in 9ja people are obsessed with titles. In many countries, dentists are technically Dr, but don't use the title. In 9ja you will see Pharm. Adebayo, Engr. Okonkwo, Arch. Audu, etc.

Right from time, any medical qualification conferred the Dr title. Not so for other health care fields. Govt should focus on training care professionals faster and better. We need loads of them. Not about even longer years and titles.

Australians train Pharmacists in 2 years, if they already have a sound 2.1 BSc in Biochemistry or such chemistry-heavy courses.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Leo XIV Could Earn $33,000 A Month by Dancebreaker: 11:56am On May 11, 2025
adams123:
Why them no d marry, which verse in the bible them the follow sef?
Matthew 19: 10-12. But read verse 9 too.

Jesus didn't say don't marry. But the apostles found the terms of marriage, especially the only valid reason for divorce and remarriage, quite strict. So the apostles felt marriage is not worth the stress on those terms.

As we know, no apostles got married after joining Jesus' ministry.

In most religions, the acts of early religious men become a guide to later leaders.

So, if apostles, with all their gifts and anointing found marriage daunting, it's even more so now. Catholics follow that practice.

But long ago, catholic priests could get married.
Family › Re: Divorce Lawyer Reveals A Fraction Of The Things Her Eyes Have Seen In Lagos by Dancebreaker: 6:36pm On May 10, 2025
Kobojunkie:
1. So, the woman is to blame for her hubby ignoring all of these habits before marriage, only to turn around and assert them as reasons why he would no longer sleep with her afterwards? Isn't that some sort of entrapment? undecided

2. And just yesterday, I read someone extolling arranged marriage, declaring it the solution to finding the right marriage partner for Nigerian men. Talk about people being all over the place. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. Love has no place in marriage, and this lack of love is the reason why women are denied sex in marriage. Yet many a Nigerian man wails regularly over how they are not loved by their wives. 😐😐😐😐
Let's not fool ourselves. Marriage is overrated. Love, if it exists, is fickle. Those who have spent decades in it know better.

Fact is, men or women, most go into it for the wrong reasons. Often rose-tinted in the beginning. If not for procreation, I see no reason for it anymore.

But women never accept responsibility for anything.

I can only say what I have seen from a man's perspective to the topic.

The topic is from a woman's perspective.
Family › Re: Divorce Lawyer Reveals A Fraction Of The Things Her Eyes Have Seen In Lagos by Dancebreaker:
Sunmolar:
What led to her been untouched for 2yrs. Blame game tactics that ends in crocodile tears
When the hubby finally finds out her dirty habits, behaves like a log of wood in bed or never takes the initiative, the dude will tire.

Especially if you left a good girlfriend, to marry current one due to tribal or religious preference, the dude dey regret.

In any case, in our clime, love has no place in marriage. It has become a transaction. So, most are doomed from the beginning.
Travel › Re: Top 4 Countries Most Likely To Be Denied Visas by Dancebreaker: 2:57pm On May 10, 2025
Two major reasons the West shut the door against a country's citizens are:
If a country is at war or economically ravaged or both. Citizens leave by any means mostly never to return.

9ja is at war, tribal and religious war. One slow baba once said, GEJ killing Boko is killing the North. He meant civil war in disguise. 9ja people don't realise that banditry is war against Hausas and Southern people by religious elements. kidnappers are mostly same people. They use the proceeds to fund religious extremism.

Corrupt leaders and officials wrecked the economy already.
Travel › Re: Top 4 Countries Most Likely To Be Denied Visas by Dancebreaker: 2:55pm On May 10, 2025
Two major reasons the West shut the door against a country's citizens are:
If a country is at war or economically ravaged or both. Citizens leave by any means mostly never to return.

9ja is at war, tribal and religious war. One slow baba once said, GEJ killing Boko is killing the North. He meant civil war in disguise. 9ja people don't realise that banditry is war against Hausas and Southern people by religious elements. kidnappers are mostly same people. They use the proceeds to fund religious extremism.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Sends Presidential Jet To Pickup Ibrahim Traore From Burkina Faso (Photos) by Dancebreaker: 10:21pm On May 09, 2025
May God preserve this dude o.

Our youth need to have mentors. Correct ones.

Not Ebanga Eganga type leaders or those that won't leave power to vibrant young people.
Politics › Re: Moment Bianca Ojukwu Held Umahi's Hand From Touching Her Waist by Dancebreaker: 6:38pm On May 09, 2025
Ha! Dis na sessua arrazmet o, as one aunty in Ibadan would say. grin cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Leo XIV Visited Nigeria (Throwback Photo) by Dancebreaker: 1:59pm On May 09, 2025
9ja.

One woman will soon come to say how he ate gbegiri and amala or ofe onugbu and fufu at her bukateria that year. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Events › Re: Family Slams Nigerian Uk-based Man With N21.57m Wedding Bills by Dancebreaker: 12:20pm On May 07, 2025
Lol. Dude should threaten to break off the whole Sh@@t and see list reduce quick.

Haba! Poor people have no understanding of the value of money.

Rich people spend keeping an eye on value, and proportion of expense relative to income/wealth.

Poor people most times spend all income to survive daily or even borrow to spend.

So, if they believe a relative or in-law has money, they will bill them, having no idea of the value of that amount.

It's like a very hungry attending a party with lots of free food. He will just eat and eat.

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