₦airaland Forum

Helinus:
We import most of the things we use.

If we start selling oil in naira, can we buy from China and Europe with Naira?

It will bring more hardship.

Why don't we wait till we start producing most of the things we use in Nigeria?

Nigeria is like a child that his father is a Village palm wine tapper, managed to send him to a university, and the c[b]hild is trying to chill with the big boys, it will end in tears.[/b]

Tears never soak the whole place already? With bandits kidnapping recklessly, people unable to feed and dying?

Daniel7543:
If I don sacrifice a lot for my spouse and she cheat on me, I will behead her, I go jst kill her and kill myself…..But if I never sacrifice for her, we fit jst go our separate ways.

Dude, a public toilet is not worth your life. Just know she does or will cheat when the chance comes.

Virtually all of them cheat. Confam.

If ever you decide to have kids, just do DNA test on each child as soon as they are born.

Nothing you did for a woman changes that. Sponsor her through school, take her from village to Lagos or Abuja or even abroad, no difference.

In fact the more you do for her, the more likely it is she will see you as a mugu and cheat.

yemmit90:
Lolz, same way the former speaker, Patricia Olubunmi Ette , former Finance minister under Buhari, and the most recent one Binta Edu does it better?

Blacks are naturally greedy due to our cultural believes and traditions, that is all.

And throw in the fantastic Allison Madueke. 9ja will become a wonderful Eldorado.

We joke too much in this country o. Na comedy central.

Nwaokunkpara:
Everything is on the increase due to the weak naira

ALL THANKS TO APC

No, they will soon blame Dame Patience Jonathan, Oseni Rufai or Sowore for it.

Mayoisemj4real:
The new generation of women are far more worst

With their hook-up and paternity fraud up and down.

JJ be like "Yeah, this is the real Agba Baller".

Rantingpiglets:
Reno mockery has suddenly gone deaf over these abductions.

When PO speaks now, the loser will find his dementia enabled stupidity.

The dude and Defenders of Nonsense (DoNs) will soon accuse Patience Jonathan, PO, Bode George, Sowore, Aisha Yusuf and Rufai Oseni of drawing UN attention to it to spite FG. They will also blame UN that it is racist. That just 9 months is not enough to reduce bandits kidnapping even in Abuja.

If bandits should kidnap from Aso Rock today, DoNs will tell us "shebi people even killed Haitian president Moise in his house".

Beyond pathetic.

Smartguyboy:
And you think white are not racist like that ?

Nor mind am. I dated one oyinbo babe for a couple of years and we travelled to various countries on holiday together.

We generally enjoyed our time together. She would tell her mom on phone how we enjoyed our holidays. In my presence. Her mum would say that I must be a nice dude. But she could not tell her mum her bf was black. Because she knew how racist her mum was.

I had no intention of marrying into a racist family. Even though the babe was cool. Life is hard enough as it is. I just balled a bit with the babe and when she found a lucrative job in another faraway city, I used the chance to move on. Shikena.

I have several other such experiences, along racism line. A couple of decades back but humans don't change so quickly. Even if they pretend.

owiko:
If Nigerians were to be given another opportunity to elect a leader this weekend, most of them will still vote against logic. Perhaps eight years of extreme SAPA will help shape our thought pattern.

It won't. It's like the people have a covenant with suffering, poverty and oppression.

MasterJayJay:
Egypt is buying wheat from Ukraine while Nigeria is getting it for free.

Ukraine that is at war is farming and harvesting while Nigeria gave fulani herdsmen immunity to be attacking farmers is normal.

My brother, Nigeria is not ready. They still defend fail govt due to ethnicity. Until thieves start bursting into homes at dinner time, bail up, eat their dinner, rob, molest their women, kill some and leave, dem nor go get sense.

Egypt's arable land is primarily along the Nile. A country with around 110 million people. But virtually every inch of Nigerian soil is arable. To feed about 600m people easily.

talk2hb1:
Nice Write-up, still I introduce myself like this
je m'appelle monsieur...

Awilo Longomba

Guyfawkes2:
But Arab countries have all this banned and world Bank still do business with them .

Bottom line . When you downgrade yourself others will take you for a ride

Na see finish na.

This Ghanian president impressed me with his speeches when he first came. Especially "Africa beyond aid". But alas he could not wean his country from begging for Western aid.

Angelfrost:
Dey speak grammar here... Hunger is spreading all over the nation.

Better start praying that it doesn't escalate beyond this.

Nor mind them. Some say na opposition. As if hungry people need Sowore or Atiku to tell them to secure food by any means.

Hunger robs man of civility, pride, integrity and self-esteem.

Grabbing and running with mandate as a mandate Barawo is one thing, hiding with it is another.

If leaders loot our money, followers now loot just to eat.

Nigerians are lootogenic by nature.

Anarchy brewing fast.

If it's just a girlfriend, I won't bother. Dem be public toilet before sef. I will pretend to forgive but use her like shege.

And toss her.

Oh boy, these oyinbo who wan force their lifestyle on Africans nor wan gree for anybody o.

Next, na queer catfish dem go find.

SoNature:
I bin think say Abuja people get swag! I no know say this hunger don reach their side

Na fake ass swag.

As you plan Japa, think of this kind of thing.

I know of kids in diaspora that now finished university but have never visited Nigeria,

slimjohn2k5:
Apart from paternity n maternity fraud, women also do age fraud. A woman that hv reached 38 will tell the man she is 23. Then they start struggling with child birth.

Like 90% of them.

The reason some women don't respect their hubby is that they are actually older than hubby. But they lied in the beginning and stuck to the lies. The wife might be 2 years older than him but hubby believes he is three years older. 5 years is the favourite age women cut from their age. It can be even 10 or more years cut away if it serves their purpose.

I have seen age and paternity fraud up close. This guy in the story is even lucky as at least one of the kids belongs to him. I know several where all the kids belong to another man. EVERY man should quietly do paternity test on his kids as soon as they are born.

A woman had about 3 or 4 grown up kids (like above 15 to 20 years old) and introduced them as siblings. Only when she died we discovered they were her kids. She came from a different tribe that often travel a lot.

When she developed certain illnesses, we wondered why a lady as young as her should develop such diseases. She was very pretty, yellow pawpaw youngish looking likeable lady when she first came. So, the age she claimed sounded plausible.

Only when the siblings turned out to be her kids after her death did we realise she must have been like 20 years older than we thought.
Yeah, fertility is another big issue. Seen lots of that too.

ifinger:
Agreed 💯 . I don see married women wey dem dey finger for office for my mind I be like this one too go de form better wife for em husband for house

Lol. Finger good na. If na im hubby even get all the pikin wey she born for house na another question.

Any man who does not do paternity test on his kids is either poor, ignorant or knows that he's infertile but wants kids anyway.

No woman, I repeat, no woman deserves to be trusted on that front.

ifinger:
The only person deserving of our[b] plan is our wife[/b] else keep it to yourself ! Your colleagues at work are not your confidants

That sef na if na good wife you get. Most these days nor even deserve to know as they are plan/dream killers.

SALLYBERRY01:
There is a problem in this country

Just a problem? E for good.

Dude, problemS wa o.

ObalendeCMS:
Magun = Don't climb.

Maybe at night, the pole is babalawo's wife.

StraightGaay:
Pure sperm climb nothing go happen

Pour menstrual blood mixed with water and blended garlic or urine from a pregnant woman.
E don cancel the okpor.

drlateef:
The insertion of DR Congo in that top list just confirms my belief that this is a load of poo.😂😂😂. This is a country where people are killing each other everyday because of gold and diamonds.

Look at the list, they are all countries that our friend Mr Trump calls a certain name that begins with S. Small nyansh dey shake.

9ja na kukuma HQ of suffering and smiling.

ideatoprince18:
Kaiiii this his wife is just the real Black is beautiful!!!!

See smile na .... tell me how u will be angry when u come home and see her smile to u ehn!!!

God u really try for this babe abeg ... u create sha!!!

I pray the Unioon last and withstand the test of time!!!

Yes the babe set.
Thing is beauty of a lady is not what brings joy to a man. It's her character long time.
She might refuse to smile for whatever reason.
But both look genuinely happy.

Wish them good luck. HML.

Capernum:
This name Eguavon is always funny to me. Anyways, we no dey chop name.

Funny to an ear that does not understand the meaning.

Is Eguavoen funnier than Paul Heckingbottom, manager of Sheffield United?

Eguavoen alludes to the "bubbly and busy nature of a royal court/palace".

A name from the time that having many children in the house was considered wealth, including old age pension guarantee.

If dem nor come deny am tomorrow o, this acceptance is good.

Now provide adequate solutions.

Another ready excuse to keep importing petrol and embezzle subsidy.

richiemcgold:

...but all these years, these same people (including Falana) have been advocating full implementation of oronsaye's report. Why kicking against it now that you're about to get it implemented?

Nigerian activists are the most confused in the world, walahi.

Although Falana can be inconsistent in his utterances, but see his point below. We now have 1316 agencies unlike 263 in 2011-2014. We also cannot afford NASS as it is now or a large FG with so many aids/advisers.

“Whereas the Report recommended the reduction of 263 agencies to 151, the number of ministries, departments and agencies has increased to 1316. Even the current administration has increased the number of ministries and created new agencies. To that extent, the Steve Oronsaye Report is completely outdated."

Reviewing it carefully to improve and update it before implementation is a sound idea.

Avoid olofofo women. Dem fit put you for trouble.

Avoid overfamiliarity. One girl or woman may be coming to your room to borrow one thing or the other.

Even though you only help with church mind, rumours may start flying around. You fit get into trouble with her hubby or bf.

You can by and large handle the guys more easily.

ecolime:
Since 2009 ?


Tinubu is here to pack the shit of Yaradua, GEJ and Buhari.

Asiwaju met poo 5cm high, he added his own to make it the height of Mount kilimanjaro.

None of his predecessors made one pound to be over 2k Naira.

Blame game won't help. He said he has been preparing for Aso Rock since 2007. Let him grab the pile of poo quickly and run with it.

Grab the mandate and grab the poo.